Fake reports from bloggers just to earn viewers...

I no get wetin to comment again on NATO & Rusian vs Ukrain

the mod that move this to F.P at 5:42am is serving punishment from Seun

or it's case of there shall joy in the morning for the o.p cus o.p posted this at 10pm yesterday

Me self don tire, school don tire me... admission in 2017, now 2022 I'm still in school...not that I have carry over or I defy admission..

Just because Nigeria system doesn't care for us.

Each session we face ASUU Strike.
Damn

Thank God for Nairaland.

I was able to start data science career during 2020 lockdown.

Today, I'm still learning and will be done.

Now...I'm learning physical business line...apart from punching my nails on LaPi. Which I will run it along with my data science career.

U see crypto on my signature... it's not a career but side hustle.

Make we dey advise each other... meanwhile.

I'm open to those hiring for job.
1. Great communication skill
2. Strong Data Analytics skill(proficient in python {Machine Learning}, Excel, Statistics, Tableau Visualization)
(2b SQL database skill in progress)
3. Very critical and easy to solve mathematics problem (as I'm studying Mathematics in University)
4. Graphics designs skill(Ui/Ux & analytics dashboard design, Figma, Corel draw)
5. Computer technical Skills (including formatting, servicing, troubleshooting, components problem recognition)
6. Presentation Skill (advance power point slide presentation)
7. Hypothesis testing using appropriate tools for Business intelligent analytics
8. Strong Crypto currency Technical Analytical skill ( kind read all chart pattern and candle stick behavior)
9. Digital marketing and research skill
10. etc

Note: this is not copy and paste...I have track records of this qualities...I stated

I will drop my LinkedIn profile
https://www.linkedin.com/in/christopherpaulphillip

May Dealth or Accident never approach our doorstep at the verge of our success in life. I.J.N

Bestchisom:


Boss, can you put me through data analysis. I have learnt the basics of python but not yet done the libraries. I'm working on excel right now.

I'll like you to mentor me. I want someone I can run to when I face difficulties.

...Lols

I've met lot of u here

Recently my father was educating me how important is farming...was just curious how will i leave Data Analysis/Programming to farming.

I can only try cassava and vegetables farming...for personal consumption

I don't know if to type there is no excuses for failure.

Imagine in situation, your hustling and schooling...tell me how posisible it is to bag first class.

Imagine a programmer without mobile data...that free video or free online class, you still need data to watch or download them...(3month program, u won't be able to complete it in 4 months time)

Imagine an I.T beginner without an Android phone.

Only Sapa can make u forget basic knowledge in your field of stuy

It wasn't mentioned that she made first without support....so it means that her challenges was leveled by the presence of her hubby... while she was single...she didn't made first class.

I understand the challenges of being a mother of 4.

U see this word support, it very important in every man life...once u have and use it properly believe me...even the least village in the north Nigeria will read about u.

BTC has no support when it got $69k till today it still falling...
It was because of strong support at $32k and $38k till date is still not easy to break to 28k.

When u see people with sponsor n support, don't expect less from them...only the foolish ones will misused the opportunity.

Congratulations to her anyway

GooodHardDick:
Oga, you're a bloody SIMP!

see the way that girl is just emotionally manipulating you anyhow. She blocked you and yet you're the one complaining on how to reach her. For 2 years I'm sure you've been praying and wishing for her to unblock you and then come back. What a SIMP man you are! Oga that Olosho has since moved on to explore other dicks, but you dey here dey kill yourself.

Alaye, stop all these emotionally weak talks. You better dump that girl and move on. Stop being a pussy ass Simp.

Baba this your SIMPson Analysis...is way too high.

I moved on for a long time man.
U didn't get the reason why she blocked me.
U still didn't get the point I've been rude to her...for 2years...cus i cant engaged the fact she left and trying to reunion.

All of u dey play strong and hard guys...all of u are just bunch of SIMPle men by nature.

SIMPle extremists... going to extent to create new account to hide your shame....and project your SIMPson topic just to earn front page sympathy and insult.

I do what I do...my crew know how I place women...I'm unapologetic, and give ill attention.

Check my time and reactions devoted to relationship topics is not equal all of u SIMPing above.

Is like saying I don't love money...but do everything to get money.

Surfing for simp topic and comments to validate your secret desire..

U know what...to measure up the existing preposition...you all are once or are instrument women has leverage on... control you just by charm or mental manipulation...u get it.

Just simple answer...who na dey throw SIMPson tatrum.

SNEFF:
send your regards to her anyway, and LEVEL UP thats the best revenge

There is nothing to revenge bro..

Cus she owes me nothing now, when it's comes to love and romance....just need the right words to tell her.

Kriss216:
She's not your girl again. Sympathize with her like a sister and move on.

She wasnt my sister earlier.
Acting like one doesn't make any difference ok.

I believe you won't your let sister be, in sad moment

Simp,beg her because your life depends on her.
The truth is women get the key to control us like mumu and we go dey always mumu for them. grin

I'm not being control right now, I have no regrets over my attitude towards her.

Who ever she is with has never be my concern.
I've been focus than talking about women..if check my comments in this forum.

Leave SIMP out of this

I've been a very strict and hard guy to her since we broke up, I didn't consider all attempt to make peace with me.

I love her with everything, she left to be with another guy when I left to University.

I tried possible best to bring her back when I realized...she snub, block and ignore everything about me...she had numerous failed relationship and try to return...I turned the hard guy now.

This week, she commented on my birthday pics on Facebook, I deleted her comments and dm her how her wishes is "empty"

Wishing me well again, and block every thing connecting us on social media... blacklisted my number, as tried today.

Got the news that her mother died hours ago, she is a nurse...and she has tried all best to give her the best treatment

I'm badly hurt, sad...her parents and siblings are family friends...my mum is unaware, she will cry profusely cus they are both friends.

I want to make myself available to this girl now, at least console all through.
But she has blocked me (blocking me isn't prob)

I called her junior Sis...to console her...cus we both very close also...she sounds unaware, I lock up.

How do I talk to her... what kind of words can I say to her. (With all my excesses towards her, this is over two years, she has been making attempt to make peace with me)
I felt, I need to make myself available for her now...she going through difficult time...

NL...leave being a SIMPle out of this pls.

Must they Drag IPOB

Weak and lazy Group that can't do thorough investigation.

IPOB now live in Abuja not east again

I just pray for safety...For everyone... Nothing worst than being in the wrong place...May God Save us ALL

KanwuliaBaby:


Good to see you madam B!❤️

Thank you!
I go show dem ke.
Dem go call police TAYA!

I told the police to please take anyone who can't tolerate the home rules. Do you know what the stupidd cops told me?

They said their “books” are full and there is no space in “the system”! Oh?

It got to a stage I filed a complaint against the police dept for RACISM! Arrrrrrrgh, they started sending only BLACK COPS to my house o!

If ANY CHILD DISOBEYS, I CALL THE POLICE!

I wore them out.

No one wants to call police any more o!
I became an EXPERT in calling the police.

If you nor wash plate- POLICE!
If your nor brush teeth- POLICE!
If you disobey curfew- POLICE!
If you nor do homework- POLICE!
If you use foul language at home- POLICE!

The police were tired of me o! I taught them and the children a gravvvve lesson.

Now, I can parent in. PEACE!

Africa blood they your body...
This is your own way of discipline your child or children.

One thing I have realised,there is no sure way of discipline your child in this social media age.

What ever way you can help to carefully train your child...do it... don't let anyone interfare.

I know wetin I for don become...if my parents didn't get me out of SURULERE early.

The influence of SURULERE on child was something every parents struggle with (try an interview parents living there) irrespective of class, poor or rich.

You see smoking, touting, cultism, abuse, womanizing, ganging...I truly escape all this.

Later exposed to competitive kids...

I that couldnt even speak or contructs complete sentences in English correctly...begin to develop habit of learning... because I won't want to be laugh at by my pears.

Teenagers are the most difficult age group to supervise, even some adult regret over the habit developed at teens...

So many things we become today was early exposure... early discipline.

See if its takes calling Army, Superman and wrestlers do it.

God will bless you for your effort...make I wish u Happy mother's day... though it was yesterday

The society has more influence on youth than their home....it takes only the grace of God for a children under your supervision not to go astray.

That why as parents, put children into daily prayers, cus they learn every pattern the society brings

U want to watch her doings...sharp guy

Thrycimacus:
Hello guys I'm in need of a solution. I started dating my babe since last year, and we plan on getting married this year.

Believe me, I'm completely in love with her. Since I met this girl, it's as though every other girl isn't worth my time. I would say that we love ourselves to the best of my knowledge.

I didn't ever believe that my babe was a cheat, so I don't suspect her, neither do I read her text messages , nor even ask who called her and all that.

Something stupid happened today though. I checked my babes whatsapp chat out of curiosity without her permission (please guys forgive me for that). She was working on a project beside me while I was reading her chat.

I noticed she wasnt comfortable as I told her I only wanted to preview her whatsapp stickers. As I spent more time with her phone, she became so worried that she had to get her phone, asking what I was doing with her phone.

I told her I was reading her chat, then she got real angry, that I shouldn't have read her messages. There are contents there she doesnt want me to see.

Pretending as though I havent seen anything yet, I asked her , which content? Then she was already angry and collected her phone.

I tried getting g her phone but to no avail. Then I sat her down. Babe tell me, are you a lesbian ? She vehemently denied, asking why I will even ask her such question. Then I told her about her chat with one girl. She was trying to defend her self that the chat doesnt mean anything. The said chat was actually lesbian related.

I asked my babe, is the girl you were chatting with a lesbian, she said yes. I said fine, give me your phone let me continue reading then if you have nothing to hide from me. She refused.

I told her that her refusal only means 1 thing, and that can threaten our very relationship...

To cut the low g story short, at some point, she began to cry. I told her I knew she was a lesbian from that chat, I only wanted her to tell me with her mouth. She didnt directly admit it though, but she said that she was working on fixing her problem.

Admit it baby, so I know if its something I can fix with you, babe said she will tell me everything tomorrow, that she can't get herself to discuss anything with me today. With this, I had to understand and let her go. Hopefully tomorrow she can confide in me finally about her (I suppose) lesbian affairs.

Honestly I love this babe. Up until today, i have always believed that she loves me too. But this revelation is really threatening to destroy my future with her.

Before she left today , after I must have given her my word that telling me all her dark truth will not stop me from loving her, she said I was saying those just so she can open up. That if I leave her or change my behaviour towards her when she tell me what shes been hiding, it will not be good.

Please guys, how do I face this serious problem now in a mature way ?

Please I'm not here to play, I need mature contributions.

I created a new account for privacy sake

What if she saved her side guy name with female, just to disguise as a lady... talking from experience.

Reason am..

It easy to solve issue related to homosexuality than discovering she is cheating on u with a guy

When you and your woman is financially
Happy

The woman also must b earning reasonably, we rise by lifting each other not resting on another

Dont proposed to a broke, jobless n unskill woman

Nothing concerns me...if no be hustle... politica nah hustler

Nah the mode different

When I saw politics in the University level...I no longer trust anything politics and promise agenda.

It's easy to publish ideas....than to carry it out.

Good for him....

Wahala for me too...wey no fit dance

If you can't dance also... gather her
Hit LIKE

Kenny242:
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You did well..ur background is not good, your coloring ain't uniform...your text ain't bold...

U can pick my number on my signature...so u can participate on online challenge on LinkedIn...it a dashboard and data story challenge

Onepeople:
as a natural person what do you think Tinubu needs at this point in time?

Rest....not politics

tctrills:

You are obviously into poiltics. Be a man and own up, no one would beat you.

...who is talking about beating one up

When a man talks too much, he looses his self respect...Reno will loose it all.

I'm not into politics...don't mention me over defending any politicians...but it pertinent to say the truth.

Reno needs mental cleansing and rehabilitation

This is not child play again...

Jeon:


what

I'm not ugly and not handsome...just normal.

Guess that should be meet your requirements...