iLegend:


ESCOFi is a mental remote God gave every single woman on earth. Men who know how to operate this remote are James Bonds of women affairs.

It's a remote control used by bad boys to make a woman act like a woman and not like a b!tch. If you know how to press it properly you won't open a thread asking people to help you in anything relationship between you and your girlfriend or wife. When I read such threads; I laugh. If you know ESCOFi women will sense it by the way you carry yourself and they CAN'T resist you despite your looks, height, education and wallet.

A little info about ESCOFi Remote

Emotion button
Sexual button
Comical button
Other-adventures button
Financial button
intellectual button.

Bad boys press these buttons from Emotional to intellectual, but nice or rich men press it from Financial or intellectual to Emotional and they'll always get hurt at the end. My book the ESCOFi Remote will explain everything and how to skillfully press it to achieve whatever you want. My fear is most guys will use this skill to hurt women. Please don't EVER do that. It's good to know how their brains work, but don't use it against them. If you hurt a woman with ESCOFi, you're a motherfúcker.

Keep safe.

weezii:
Agriculture.

200% turnover in 6months if done well

henrydadon:
Let them spend the rest of their days inside jail

Condom would have ppreventedthis ugly picture we are looking at today

Awon elerebu

chuksmad:
Please i want know whether investing on longrich networking business ever worth it. Any person in nairaland that have done it should tell us whether it worth the stress or not.
My friend that introduced me to the business said you should register with minimum of 64k, then get their products which you will sell to recover your initial expenses. After that you introduce three people and get point and be paid.
Does it worth for a trial?

iLegend:


Before I talk to a woman, I know 90% of the time she MUST respond to me. I read body language and make firm and confident eye contact or at least I gauge her confidence level before I alter anything. I have a mindset that every girl LOVES me and wants to FÚCK me by all means. It's just a mindset and I act towards it and it works.

If so, then you don't know how to press a woman's ESCOFi buttons. Learn to press them and they'd alway respond to you.

yomie040:
9m by 9m Triangular. I know u ll be confused, I can help u plant at considerable cost.

TheUnbeatable:
You need to add fertilizer.
You can disolve it in the water used for wetting it.
You can use urea, npk or any fym or compost or slurry. Whichever is available and cheapest in your side.

God bless your hustle,
Sincerely,

iLegend:
ESCOFi REMOTE: A must read book about women for all men - by iLgend.

Sorry for the delay on the ESCOFi remote(key) book.

After reading 100+ books on dating and seduction, and also doing my personal research and observations. I can boldly tell you women are not as mysterious as we think.

The book is under-going formatting and proof reading. Every living thing called a man MUST read this book if you want to know and see how the female brain works toward courtship and relation. How women select who to date and who to hurt.

(Oh! Because you're tall and handsome you think she won't hurt you? Oh! Because you're rich you think she won't cheat on you?)

Have you been through heartbreaks? After this book you'll be the one to break heartbreaks.

It's not about looks, height and money it's about your mindset and your behavior. Then, other things can be added.

You'll be nodding your head from the beginning of this book till the end.

This book is the summary of all the great books on dating, seduction, bad boy, nice guy and rich man.

The way you press the ESCOFi button determines your outcome.

Eg. A bad boy will first press C, press S, and then press E. And she's hooked.

But a nice guy will press E, press F, then try to press S but the button will freeze on him. And she'll be repulsed. Too bad.

Learn these skills and women will not resist you. I promise.

I believe the editing and packaging will be done in some weeks. It'll only be in soft copies for now.

Gracias

—iLegend

Modify: After a critical review, I have decided to include "i" button. It stands for intellectual button. Women dig intelligent bad-boys a lot, so the acronym is now ESCOFi or iESCOF. I'm officially using ESCOFi

iLegend:
PART 3

So, I confidently looked her in the eye with a smile and a bad boy squeeze and asked her where she'll alight, and she said Yenagoa. I knew I wasn't gonna get to Yenagoa, so I started gaming her.

Our bodies were touching each others, so I accused her of molesting me and she looked surprised and laughed. Even the other girl (feeling jealous by my right) bursted into laughter and later composed herself. I'm the man here, so I didn't laugh.

She asked me where Am I from and I said ------- State. I asked her she said ------- State.

She asked what I'm coming here to do. I said I came to recruit an armed robbery group and if she wants to join. She laughed and laughed. This time the other girl managed to compose herself and kept quiet. I knew she was enjoying our conversation. People at the front seat turned to take a glimpse of who's talking.

She asked me which school I'm in and I said, "primary 5", but will soon be in primary 6 by next year. She bursted into laughter again and started beating me. I told her to stop undressing me that everybody is watching. I'm not ready for sex yet, and I'm a virgin. Then,

...to be continued.

iLegend:


Hahahaha gbad man!

iLegend:
PART 3

So, I confidently looked her in the eye with a smile and a bad boy squeeze and asked her where she'll alight, and she said Yenagoa. I knew I wasn't gonna get to Yenagoa, so I started gaming her.


what if she didn't answer the question"where she'll alight" or she out rightly refused to talk to you, what will be your next step or action.

Our bodies were touching each others, so I accused her of molesting me and she looked surprised and laughed. Even the other girl (feeling jealous by my right) bursted into laughter and later composed herself. I'm the man here, so I didn't laugh.

She asked me where Am I from and I said ------- State. I asked her she said ------- State.

She asked what I'm coming here to do. I said I came to recruit an armed robbery group and if she wants to join. She laughed and laughed. This time the other girl managed to compose herself and kept quiet. I knew she was enjoying our conversation. People at the front seat turned to take a glimpse of who's talking.

She asked me which school I'm in and I said, "primary 5", but will soon be in primary 6 by next year. She bursted into laughter again and started beating me. I told her to stop undressing me that everybody is watching. I'm not ready for sex yet, and I'm a virgin. Then,

...to be continued.

hrhobi1:
Dear readers,

My girl is currently studying @ a university located in the same state we reside, only a 50 minutes drive to her school from home. Her accommodation and feeding expenses in school are covered by her parents. I try my best to send her 5000 Naira weekly and she just told me that it's not enough .
Make it #25,000 a week so that she will not leave you. Nyivom........
My dear people I need your advise.

iLegend:
[MEN] MUST READ: How to chat with a girl/woman and get her hooked

Part 1

Is your chat boring and mundane?

(No woman is allowed to comment; if you do you might be verbally attacked so KEEP OFF)

PLEASE STOP READING.
This is too long for you, it's not for everyone — it's only for those who want to improve the way they chat with women. PLEASE STOP.

You can never regret the contents of this gibberish, but I'm happy most of you won't read it. Let the knowledge be only for a few.

Psychology of a Woman with a Whatsapp or Any Chat Apps on Her Phone.

The reason why a girl chats dirty with one guy and chats clean with another guy is caused by the guy.
Re-read that line again (slooowly and allooooow it to siiiiiiiiink in youuuuuuuur braiiiiiiin).

When a girl notices you see her as a good girl, she'll act as a good girl towards you, either online or offline.
(If you belong here, you're in trouble. Talking about sex with her will get her angry).

When a girl notices you see her as a bad girl she'll act as a naughty girl towards you, be it online or offline.
(If you belong here, you're in a good shape. Talking about sex with her will get her hot and ho.rny).

So, men are the cause why women chat the way they chat with them online and offline.

Any man who chats clean and nice with a woman is a boring chat(ter). PERIOD.

Any man who chats dirty and humorously with a woman is a fun chat(ter). PERIOD.

Assume every girl is a naughty girl and chat humorously naughty with them and you'll be surprised. I promise.

If you've been chatting a boring chat changing to this style over night will be surprising to her. Some girls will be shocked, while others will be wowed. Start slow and take one step at a time for the boring chatters. If she's a new bae, then fire down. First impression matters.

Are you tired of reading? I heard Nigerians don't like to read. If you're one of them, then quit for your own good.
(C'ya head u wan finish everything - badt baddo baddest).

Listen guys, I'll post some of my chats with women and I'll explain how women select who to chat with. Women don't ignore my messages, they anticipate my replies which I never do and if I try to reply it'll be after some minutes, hours, a day or a month; sometimes a year. The lucky ones, I reply them almost immediately; but only if I'm free.

The games they play on men need to be reversed. When you have a lot of women to chat with and they enjoy your conversation you won't be fixated on a girl's reply. You're too busy to even remember she exist.

Solution to this problems

There are only 3 good girls/women left in this world and they are your mother, your blood sisters and Keyshia Cole.

Despite how Churchistic a girl is, remember she's a naughty girl. Don't EVER be deceived. The only difference is, she's more decent and more reserved, but her heart/mind is naughty; all she needs is a good-bad guy who'll trigger her instinct in secret — as long as nobody knows about it. Your phone and fingers can do the magic.

Starting from today see every girl as a naughty girl waiting for a naughty boy to activate her naughtiness.

When you have these mindsets women will always reply your messages.

Note: You'll come in contact with girls that don't believe this sh!t, but deep down this sh!t is real. Her inhibition is just too much and can be annihilated by a real man.

Boring Chat VS Interesting Chat

The rule here is use sexual+misinterpretation+humors [S+M+H]. Look for a key word in her message or speech to trigger the sexual humor, then turn it upside down. Make no sense out of it, but it'll make sense to her. Men are from Mars and women are from...?

Remember Rule 1. Never give a woman a direct answer, except it's a capital NO.

(These replies will sound very childish to some men/women. It works in practical, but looks stupid when teaching them. Whatever works, works. It doesn't matter how it sounds).

Let's Get Started

She: Hi
You: Hi or Hello or Hey. [boring]
You: Sorry, do you mean Hi-tension pole? No I don't sell it any longer. [fun] or
You: No, I'm not Hi(gh), I don't drink. [fun] ) (it doesn't matter if you drink or not).

She: Where are you (now)?
You: I'm in the house or... [boring]
You: I'm in Boko Haram's camp; we're doing a training there. Are you coming? [fun]

She: How was your day?
You: Fine. [boring]
You: Day break? C'mon can't do it till day break na! U want make my strength finish? [fun] or
You: My day has broken. Please help me fix it. Take crew driver. [fun]
You: (My day don break — abeg come patch am for me). [fun]

She: How was your night?
You: Fine or Cool or Wonderful etc. [boring]
You: I'm not wearing any 'night gown.' I'm nakèd. You too like night, u be witch? [fun]
You: Night? My night is wearing a gown [fun].
You: Knight? No nightmare. [fun]

She: What are you doing?
You: I'm sleeping, eating etc. [boring]
You: I'm doing a goat. [fun]
You: I'm doing drugs. [fun]
You: I'm doing it from behind. [fun]
You: I'm doing exactly what I did by this time last week. [fun] Do you remember?

She: What do you do for a living?
You: I'm into business or... [boring]
You: I do hiring and firing squad, and you? [fun]
You: I do Boko Haram's recruitment; I know you want to join. [fun]
You: I do dogs, I do pvssy (I mean that small animal), but most times it depends on my mood. [fun]

She: How's your family?
You: Fine. [boring]
You: Amily? No, she's not my house help. [fun]

She: Where have you been?
You: Sorry, I have not been around. [boring]
You: I've been to hell and back. [fun]
You: Bean? No, I like beans gimme rice. [fun]

She: What's your name?
You: My name is iLegend. [boring]
You: I lost my name during Nigerian/Biafran war. I'll soon get a new names. What's yours? [fun]

She: Are you sleeping?
You: No, I'm not. [boring]
You: No, I'm snoring. [fun]
You: No, I'm dreaming. [fun]
You: No, I'm dancing shoki wanna join? [fun]

Note: After these childish chat techniques, you should chat some boring chats (the matured way), then bring in the childish chat again, especially when she's asking you a question you don't want to answer.

During bed time, ask her if she's alone? If yes, ask: Bae, I khow the color of the pant you're wearing, but I won't tell you before you think I'm a juju priest. She'll insist you tell her, then you say, naughty girl, "you're not wearing any panties." Then, change the topic or ask: Bae, 'morrow bring all your dirty undies I'll wash them for you; though not free. I just bought a washing new machine. Oh! Wait: which is your favorite color? Don't tell me it pink o!? Else I'll spank ya ass.

Send all the questions woman ask you while chatting or during oral conversation and I'll show you how to reply them in a fun way. You already know the boring ways.

The End
Wait for Part 2.

—iLegend.

Modify: Part 2 is far better than part 1, but I won't post it any longer. If you want it I'll send it privately to you. Seems most of y'all don't appreciate the time it takes me to type these life changing techniques. I may start a paid version. People don't like free things. Bye.