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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: THE GREAT SEARCH: UNVEILING THE MATRIARCH OF WOMANHOOD by UjSizzle(f): 12:02pm On Aug 28, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]Better renounce that oath and meet Crown Prince....

We are talking 16 yards here oooo[/quote]Not interested
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: THE GREAT SEARCH: UNVEILING THE MATRIARCH OF WOMANHOOD by UjSizzle(f): 11:59am On Aug 28, 2013
sexkillz: [color=#000030]I founded the organization, and I've given you the liberty. [/color]
Jesus won't be happy sad
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 4 [Men's AUDITION] by UjSizzle(f): 11:53am On Aug 28, 2013
elrony: Dat Eze top 10 get as e be o ..lmao!!...

Some monikers up there 's more like over-hyped okirika commodity.., grin grin cheesy
ok this is wikkid angry
Names!! cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: THE GREAT SEARCH: UNVEILING THE MATRIARCH OF WOMANHOOD by UjSizzle(f): 11:49am On Aug 28, 2013
It's just too bad i've joined the Nairaland Association of Nuns (NAN).
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 4 [Men's AUDITION] by UjSizzle(f): 11:47am On Aug 28, 2013
lol madness have catch u finish EzePlomoe grin your list sef get as e be tongue
ok enjoy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: THE GREAT SEARCH: UNVEILING THE MATRIARCH OF WOMANHOOD by UjSizzle(f): 11:42am On Aug 28, 2013
grin una two no well sha. But i like me a man that can cook kiss





Obinoscopy, i see ya kiss How's your cheating azzzz angry Hope Tovot is handling you well.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: THE GREAT SEARCH: UNVEILING THE MATRIARCH OF WOMANHOOD by UjSizzle(f): 9:34am On Aug 28, 2013
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Friend zone, Elder brother zone. . . grin [/color]
grin don't be mean. Crown Prince/ Last Apostle is a nice guy......iThink smiley
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 4 [Men's AUDITION] by UjSizzle(f): 9:18am On Aug 28, 2013
ighoosagie: I don't rival with mare mortal men, my rivalries re monsters n demons.



Is there any here on NL?
You think men are horseshuh grin


ok seriously who do you wanna woo, i'll find you a demon? tongue
Science/Technology › Re: Giant Fish Washes-up On Alpha Beach by UjSizzle(mod): 9:07am On Aug 28, 2013
RKVINTLTD: E o ni baje o !

The history of Eko has repeat itself.

Remember the time of Maroko when you wake up in the morning and pack fishes at shore, prepare meal for the day, quit an interesting memories. You just get pepper, oil & little salt and that is all. Gari & Eba where are you ?

Also in the late memories; the story of "Eja Abubutan" had repeated itself. Abututan in Yoruba means "What you begin to eat or pack and it will never finish". It is true of this big fish because it is very big and need to be cut within 3 day else it will start to smell bad, So there is no way you can finish it, some will still be remaining for you can not finish before it got a bad smell.

This fish here in the picture is as big as Ship, look at the mouth from the ground to top of those men beside it in the picture, it can swallow a whole 10 to 20 people at once.

Caution Please;
Those of you that do to the beach to catch fun are taken a big risk of been lost to be eaten up by big Fish or Wales like this.

Federal Government, State Government are the Press need to sound this warning and public enlightenment to the people of Lagos and Nigeria to avoid swimming at the beach, it is risky.

Press should site this example to the public through the new paper and TV should help in going there to capture the scene and bring it to million of people on the Air.

We should be security conscious.

Thanks for this post.
Fed ministry of info, that whale looks to be in more danger than the people going to the beach.
Science/Technology › Re: Giant Fish Washes-up On Alpha Beach by UjSizzle(mod): 8:32am On Aug 28, 2013
That's a big fish shocked
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 4 [Men's AUDITION] by UjSizzle(f): 8:12pm On Aug 27, 2013
ighoosagie: ...and trailer crush u,
Then com mk front page.



I need someone 2 give d fp a name
grin





EzePlomoe i want to woo you
Forum Games › Re: How Much Did You Spend Today? by UjSizzle(f): 6:25pm On Aug 27, 2013
810naira sad My expenses is seriously rising and this figure is not inclusive of lunch, thank God for men.
Forum Games › Re: Know Your Magic Number. by UjSizzle(f): 6:01pm On Aug 27, 2013
Cool cheesy


















Just tryna make u feel good.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: THE GREAT SEARCH: UNVEILING THE MATRIARCH OF WOMANHOOD by UjSizzle(f): 5:48pm On Aug 27, 2013
[quote author=gree-die]crown prince...... .
i really do not like PDAs but i must say its very courageous of you to open a thread like this. pay no heed to those trying to make fun of you.

you seem to be expecting a reply but i don't know what to write. you see, i don't know you well enough. so, im extending my hand of friendship, hoping you won't turn me down.... see u on friday smiley smiley[/quote]Did she just friend zone himhuh sad
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 4 [Men's AUDITION] by UjSizzle(f): 5:45pm On Aug 27, 2013
Cathaliya: Jesus, are you drunk? Actually, no need for the question, you are drunk.
*falls from danfo* grin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by UjSizzle(f): 4:45pm On Aug 27, 2013
Caracta: cry I'll report you cry
sorry my Ijehbu doll sad
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 4 [Men's AUDITION] by UjSizzle(f): 4:39pm On Aug 27, 2013
sanb: Cool; what of shear butter way? grin
shea butter don't smell too good sad
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 4 [Men's AUDITION] by UjSizzle(f): 4:38pm On Aug 27, 2013
Cathaliya: excuse me, but I cant remember such agreement /commitment with/ to you.
So, who are you and how did I become your gf?
Yikes! grin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by UjSizzle(f): 3:54pm On Aug 27, 2013
Caracta: Stop calling me a china doll cry cry cry Why China? undecided
sad sorry. You remind me of one smiley
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 4 [Men's AUDITION] by UjSizzle(f): 3:04pm On Aug 27, 2013
sanb: I'm cool gurl cheesy; and you?....
Shinning the vaseline way tongue
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 4 [Men's AUDITION] by UjSizzle(f): 3:03pm On Aug 27, 2013
Oahray: ok, pic. That's easy. grin
waiting sad
Romance › Re: Ladies Pick One! Just One! by UjSizzle(f): 3:01pm On Aug 27, 2013
repogirl: wink, but come to think about it, the ugly guy has enough money for reconstructive surgery of his whole face.

he could get the best surgeons in the world to give him a totally different face and he'll be good to go.
Wha we gon do about that teeth huh sad
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by UjSizzle(f): 2:58pm On Aug 27, 2013
Caracta: kiss kiss kiss kiss tongue
grin what precious wind blew in this petite china doll
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 4 [Men's AUDITION] by UjSizzle(f): 2:56pm On Aug 27, 2013
Oahray: hehehe... This one pass me o grin
grin oya show me pishure
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by UjSizzle(f): 2:53pm On Aug 27, 2013
Sweety i see ya kiss
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by UjSizzle(f): 2:52pm On Aug 27, 2013
Ajibam: You are playing with 3 years ban
Do I have to name you Ajibanhuh angry
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 4 [Men's AUDITION] by UjSizzle(f): 2:44pm On Aug 27, 2013
sanb: Hi gurl....
How's you beautiful? smiley
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 4 [Men's AUDITION] by UjSizzle(f): 2:42pm On Aug 27, 2013
Oahray: I mean really scary ones... Like...

You are walking home. Suddenly the surroundings change. It's lonely. You start to hear eerie cries seemingly coming from everywhere, and yet coming from nowhere, almost like it's in your head... Like it's a part of you.

You turn around and see nothing. Just as you turn back... Gbam!

An ogre with a huge head, 3 chameleon-like eyes. The eyes squint in turns and release greenish gooey stuff. Under them, there is no nose... Just a large opening you suspect to be a mouth. In fact it is so horrible you cannot look at it twice.
That's what had been making the eerie sound. You try to run, but, you can't... Then he speaks, a chill run down your spine.

"Uju, you wanted a picture? You can have me".
And he drags huge chained feet towards you across the rocky barren ground...

That kinda nightmare smiley
shocked
kiss I like the shrek-frankenstein-something else combo grin
*singing Lady Gaga's Bad Romance*
I want your ugly i want your disease....... kiss
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 4 [Men's AUDITION] by UjSizzle(f): 1:19pm On Aug 27, 2013
Oahray: would give you nightmares sad
I like nightmares
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by UjSizzle(f): 1:07pm On Aug 27, 2013
idnoble135: Yea, am doing fine. I was thinking you popped less into the thread because you were so busy of a late.
There's that too, but when i do come on it's just to watch you guys n disappear again smiley
TV/Movies › Re: Nairaland Daily Movie Screenshot [which Movie Is This?] by UjSizzle(f): 1:04pm On Aug 27, 2013
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by UjSizzle(f): 12:59pm On Aug 27, 2013
idnoble135: Uj sizzle.... How you doing? Not been seeing much of you on this thread.
I'm fine, thank you. Been watchingin silence smiley
Hope you're ok..what's new this week?

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