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bbexcel: He is mine He is mine

Uh huh back off babe

How sweet
Not sure i'll let hubby bath my lil baby sha oo It's scary..even bathing my lil cousins was scary as hell

^^ Nope
OK seriously whoever is up tmw has to permit you.



Hi everyone

I sleep with my Nokia torch, does that mean am addicted to it too

femiero:
Banana Island

Banana ICELAND ••••••••Yuzedo

Ishilove: Hehehehehe...guilty as charged

Lemme add:
"You cannot understand...I've been so busy" (beats telling him I couldn't be bothered having brain deadening chats with him)

Sorry, the network was bad... Couldn't hear what you were saying
(Since he won't take the hint and stop calling, why not let him waste his airtime while I leisurely drawl ''hello? Hellooooo?" at end of the line)

damn i'm guilty too


You won't understand (very subtle way of saying 'i can't be as.zed to explain to you)

[quote author=Adeniyi A.]uj_sizzle I love you too much because you are the most beautiful lady in the whole world and I will nev[sup][/sup]er do anything to hurt you.... [/quote] hehe I AM the most beautiful lady (ok that was another lie )

Guy: Hey are you ok? What's wrong
Girl: Oh nothing, I'm fine.


*Breaking up a relationship*
Girl: It's not you, it's me.


Guy: Mehn i knack this gehl eh (hehe you prolly spilled just at the sight of her tits )


Size doesn't matter


I love sharwarma (ladies oo, even if na d first time you dey chop am)

I understand how you feel(do you)

lol(did you really laff out loud?)

No your bum doesn't look big in that dress.

Boss: Why are you late?

Employee: Sorry sir, I was held up by traffick. (abi u oversleep )

WinnieDPooh: I heard that Game of Thrones Season4 will be out in 2014 mehn that is too far now i cant wait

You can go read the book while waiting

Patience looks beautiful

Too many thieves in Lagos, i even jam one today. Sorry bro

lol definitely igbo men handwork

Nah, school is a priority for my kids. We'll find a way to make his choice of career work afterwards.

He's not my type

I'm on my way (when you're probably still going to the bathroom )

harlos: Lol, the first lie was my latest

Liar Liar pants on fire!!!

[quote author=acidosis™]Conference[/quote]No kidding

So we all are guilty of telling 'white' lies once in a while. The reasons could vary from wanting to save our relationships, ease a hectic situation, buy us time or well...just for the sake of lying
Some think little lies or just ommission of the truth makes the world a better place...religionists may beg to differ though
Here's my list of famous lies, you feel free to add yours too(preferably those you're guilty of )

I lost my phone n my contacts along with it(ok that beats saying he ain't important enough to be called )

She's just a friend.

I'm on my period (Ladies!!!)

I'll never hurt you (you be Jesus)

It wasn’t me!(Because some things just aren’t worth taking credit for)

Oh, yeah, that makes sense.(Because option B involves admitting that I am clueless )

I love you too

Sorry i didn't answer,my phone was on vibrate

I’m 21, 6’5, with a muscular build(nairaland dudes)

Don't be silly, you're not in the slightest bit fat

You're the most beautiful girl in the world (Really? You've seen 'em all )

I've never even thought about him in that way.....hehe ladies

okie

R2BEES do you sing?

awww she's lovely

Some people actually dont wanna know what's gonna happen

I take Nurofen when it comes, only i react afterwards. You should just relax though, stress and noise causes mine, try get a intimate with what triggers yours like C'est Moi said.

Rochas and Fashola

A majority of voters are illiterates, take your opposition to the streets.

joe4christ: You think or you thought?

Olodo!

cut it out pls!

ashewo

Same meaning as 'First to comment' and 'How does it affect the price of garri'
Our youths get very inventive when ASUU strikes

mitsaro: she needs not bother with the bra

You just echoed my thoughts

That's such a cute face to kill with that body, but if it makes her happy, well...

What happened to Shdemidemi

ATMC: chick, how many bro yhu wan marry na? habatically!

As many as i want..Ihedinobi still remains my first love tho

Mintayo: hello,how was your night?

it was good thanks. yours