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hmph grandpas

#askYetseyi
Whats you fav color? Were you birthed or hatched..whatvdate?
Have u bn engaged in community service?

Yeah buncha mad men in Politics.

I really couldn't care less what this girl has to say anyway.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Erm......I don't know if I should comment at all cos this situation is just twisted and it can spiral outta control at any time and point.

While I believe that her past is not connected with her not being able to conceive a child I am worried about the lie about her age.

Your issue about a child can easily be resolved as all you need do is go to a medical practitioner and get some tests done as you might actually be the person with the problem. Perhaps their is nor problem at all so you can't link her past with that.

The issue about her living a wayward and reckless life is inconsequential. As long as she has been loyal and faithful, I don't see why you should hold it against her. She has a past before she met you(a lot of women do) and that's it was.

Now to the huge lie, is this so much of a problem? I know it is not to me but it seems like a big deal to you cos it is one of your rules and principles. But I have to ask, has she been a good and supportive wife? Does she love you and you her? We all make mistakes and tell lil lies to make ourselves look attractive but that's cos we want that person.

Do some soul searching as see if you can be with her irrespective of her age and make a decision. You seem pretty rational and intelligent so think well and if you can't go beyond the age thing, then get a divorce. Staying married to make her suffer just hurts you more. Believe me.

Have a great day[/quote] You jus saved me from writing that epistle myself.

Shollypopz: Your sister does all that for you??!! WOW! What a household you grew up in

You want a robot, a slave and a yes woman. This girl is not for you, she deserves someone better in life.
The type of woman you want still exist though, don't lose hope. You'll soon find her

I tire for the boy oo. The best i do for bro is cook, i have to be bribed handsomely to wash n the errands sef na when i dey in a good mood.


This boy needs a housewife shikena!

nenergy: You all of a sudden REALIZED? I believe there will be a special place in HELL for time wasters. Please "date" only people you CAN marry, there will be a lot less heart breaks, acid baths and damaged emotions. Long distance sucks!

Most people go into relationships with the best intentions and hopes, but things don't always work out the way we want. It's better to get out of it than stay out of guilt.

Rockyheight: Hey guys! I don't have a degree and am married to a pretty lady 9years younger and she is got a masters.before you start thinking it most be for the money it wasn't, I was so broke, it was difficult to pay attention if you get my joke.

To have a degree is always a splendid idea, but its imprtance shouldn't be over stressed particularly in marriage, maybe this thread should be asking can you marry a person who can't read or write? anyway this is just my opinion.

You write real good, am sure u speak better. I'd marry you in a heartbeat

ighoosagie: [b]list of successful people who never had a university degree






Daniel Abraham, billionaire founder of Slim-Fast.
Ansel Adams, photographer. Dropped out of high school.
Christina Aguilera, singer, songwriter. High school dropout.
Hans Christian Andersen, short story author, fairy tales.
John Jacob Astor, multimillionaire businessman.
Carl Bernstein, Watergate reporter, Washington Post.
Yogi Berra, baseball player, coach, and manager.
Timonthy Blixseth, billionaire founder of Yellowstone Club.
Daniel Boone, explorer, frontier leader.
Ray Bradbury, science fiction author.
Richard Branson, billionaire founder of Virgin Music.
Sergey Brin, billionaire founder of Google.
Edgar Bronfman Jr., billionaire heir to the Seagram liquor fortune.
John Carmack, cofounder of Id Software.
Andrew Carnegie, industrialist and philanthropist.
Scott Carpenter, astronaut.
John Chancellor, TV journalist and anchorman.
Winston Churchill, British prime minister.
Charles Culpeper, multimillionaire owner and CEO of Coca Cola.
Michael Dell, founder of Dell Computers.
Charles Dickens, bestselling novelist.
Walt Disney — yes, THAT Walt Disney.
George Eastman, multimillionaire inventor and founder of Kodak.
Larry Ellison, billionaire co-founder of Oracle software company.
Debbi Fields, founder of Mrs. Fields Cookies.
Carly Fiorina, CEO, Hewlett-Packard.
Bobby Fischer, chess master.
Henry Ford, billionaire founder of Ford Motor Company.
R. Buckminster Fuller, inventor of the geodesic dome.
Bill Gates, billionaire co-founder of Microsoft.
J. Paul Getty, billionaire oilman.
Amadeo Peter Giannini, multimillionaire founder of Bank of America.
Hyman Golden, multimillionaire cofounder of Snapple.
Barry Goldwater, U.S. senator and presidential candidate.
David Green, billionaire founder of Hobby Lobby.
Joyce C. Hall, founder of Hallmark.
Harold Hamm, billionaire oil wildcatter.
William Randolph Hearst, newspaper publisher.
Peter Jennings, news anchor.
Steve Jobs, co-founder of Apple Computers and Pixar Animation.
Dean Kamen, multimillionaire inventor of the Segway.
Ray Kroc, multimillionaire founder of McDonald’s.
Tommy Lasorda, baseball manager.
Ralph Lauren, billionaire fashion designer, founder of Polo.
Charles Lindbergh, aviator.
Jack London, bestselling novelist.
Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brazilian president.
Mary Lyon, founder of Mount Holyoke College (America’s first women’s college).
John Mackey, founder of Whole Foods.
Steve Madden, shoe designer.
John Major, British prime minister.
Herman Melville, novelist, Moby Dick.
Karl Menninger, psychiatrist.
Claude Monet, painter.
Dustin Moskovitz, multi-millionaire co-founder of Facebook.
Walter Nash, prime minister of New Zealand.
David Neeleman, founder of JetBlue airlines.
David Oreck, founder of The Oreck Corporation.
George Orwell (aka Eric Blair), author of Animal Farm and 1984.
Larry Page, billionaire founder of Google.
James A. Pike, Episcopal bishop.
Ron Popeil, multimillionaire founder of Ronco.
Leandro Rizzuto, billionaire founder of Conair.
John D. Rockefeller Sr., billionaire founder of Standard Oil.
Karl Rove, presidential advisor.
William Safire, columnist for the New York Times.
Colonel Harlan Sanders, founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC).
Vidal Sassoon, multimillionaire founder of Vidal Sassoon.
Richard Schulze, billionaire founder of Best Buy.
William Shakespeare, playwright, poet.
John Simplot, billionaire potato king.
Isaac Merrit Singer, sewing machine inventor.
Walter L. Smith, president of Florida A&M University.
Will Smith, Grammy-winning rapper, actor.
Alfred Taubman, billionaire chairman of Sotheby.
Jack Crawford Taylor, billionaire founder of Enterprise Rent-a-Car.
Dave Thomas, billionaire founder of Wendy’s.
Ted Turner, billionaire founder of CNN and TBS.
Mark Twain (Samuel Langhorne Clemens).
Cornelius Vanderbilt, railroad magnate.
Theodore Waitt, billionaire founder of Gateway Computers.
DeWitt Wallace, founder and publisher of Reader’s Digest.
Ty Warner, billionaire developer of Beanie Babies.
Sidney Weinberg, managing partner of Goldman Sachs.
Steve Wozniak, billionaire co-founder of Apple.
Wilbur Wright, inventor of the airplane.
Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook, billionaire.



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all this one na story
A Nigerian non grad is different from an American one.

Ijogz K: Y is no one mentioning OGTV
Galaxy TV
MITV
NTA
STV

I stopped watching/seeing local stations as far back as 2006..(No forming) but as at den,

OGTV still dey?

alosiby: LOL, Uju...see you matchmaking me and screw in an attempt to placate me and keep me from acidifying your garri because you said I cook Oily egusi...I have not forgotten oh...

I'm sure Screw can't wait to meet you. Alosiby Omelora 1 of Diaryland
Lolo 1 of Screw's heart
Pride of her people
Staunch activist of GPAN pls leave my yellow garri alone for me.
I've already told you he'll eat your egusi with or without over flowing oil. Hian whatelse do u want me to say? Screw pls profess ur undying love and save a friends garri.

ATMC: So you 're d kind babe dt will want a guy to share d house chores with you. Do d dishes while you cook d food. Fetch d kids from school while you go to d grocery...then he'll come home and look you in d eyes and guess you're in d mood and begin by gently touching...lol ujsizzle d only sizzling babe on nl lol

The Ghost and the Darkness

Funny. I read up on love languages n took the recommended test to find out mine. Here's my result...
10points....Acts of Service
8pts....Physical touch
6pts....Quality Time
3pts each.....Words of Affiramation and Receiving Gifts.


So i guess am an action kinda person primarily n touchy-feely person secondarily.

alosiby: I've just been stalking you screw....quick question, would you date a big gehl? as in ask her out and not care how 'big' she may be? I'm talking big stomach as well....would you?

Don't worry, i think you two will make a purrfect match

gluv01: They do, but they have their own language. Only in Wales though.

The irish have gaelic too.

MRbrownJAY: dont believe the hype, sista, everything you read under my name comes from my mind, my experiences or simply my thought on this particular subject. if you saw something remotely similar of what i have written (anywhere else) then THEY need to be sued by ME for copyright infringement!!!

huh Hitched happens to be oldet than nairaland....or close enough.

Happy Birthday guys.
Seun can declare today a No Ban day

MRbrownJAY: Bro Dexplorer, come on now, if women were that easy then it wouldnt be fun anymore to chase them. although you made a lot of sense, you failed in the three replies.......let me be the devil's advocate here (or lets just pretend we are dealing with REAL smart babes) as your replies are just too cheap:



in order to win that girl (and equally make her work for yours), you need to go for that kiss, move your lips towards hers but not actually kiss her. just get so close to her lips that she can feel your warmth there, and let her do the last move. she can either STAY THERE meaning she wants you to kiss her, MOVE AWAY which means she does not want to kiss you or she can simply move to KISS YOU which means you did an excellent job that she couldnt resist!

Someone's been watching HITCHED

yetseyi: 1. Female
2. MEL - SAN ratio 60%-40%
3. Social skills emmm I would say 8 but at times it could drop to 3 depending on situations
4. Friendship is a cord that binds people together . I believe its the basis of every relationship ( well some might exclude business/official relationship)its having someone to hold on to when you're down , Some one to applaud you when you achieve. Some one that that tell you with all honesty when you've erred and correct in love and most importantly some one that will stand by you no matter what happens. Friendship involves work and effort, it is sacrificial. In real sense I have few friends but I can go any way for them coz I trust and can stand for them. I think I have few friends because of my definition of friendship but a lot of acquaintances.

Beautiful answers now we have something in common.

5. What are your aspirations?
6. Who's your kinda man?
7. What attracts you to a person?
8. You're melancholic that means you are artsy. Am i right? What's your literary passion?
9. I love your definition of friendship. How would u handle an errant friend who sulks n distance her or himself after you try correcting them?
10. What are your thoughts on the current Boko haram crisis the country's facing?

Take your time dear

[quote author=nu-well]I thought someone said something about being grossed by this therapy.
Well it hasn't stopped being just that - GROSS!!! And I hereby move the motion to perish this spark of thought before it becomes a conflagaration. My piece said.[/quote]You just dey blow grammar. If it's medicinal no matter how gross, shouldn't it be used? There's the possibility its already included in those tubes we buy for pimples n acne.

Nope, don't believe this one bit. That baby looks like it's been scrubbed clean already.

buchito1: Nna brro wich kine lie u dey lie so
On u first sip... Didnt u knw it was kerosine
U wud have tthown it out... Insttead u ttook in...
SMH!

Some people hold their breath when gulping water.

OP take palmoil..

speedyboi: It has to be Channels, then silverbird. NTA too.

Why? Their picture quality is so so poor.
And for a person like me; once the picture is not clear, I'm not interested in anything they wanna communicate.

NTA has improved in picture quality anyway (not excellent), but still lacks good programmes.

Channels n STV's picture quality is poor? Dude what tv do you use??

NTA!! bloooody useless uhf station.

Try posting block busters na

lol Screw like his food oily....so i hear.