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TravelRe: Ibom Air Passenger Comfort Emmanson Finally Speaks After Viral Drama(Photos/Vid) by ultim: 7:49pm On Aug 18, 2025
Glimpsetv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc4BB52HCHY?si=tvqJt9fVZEV7GfYc
Why is my mind telling me that she is not saying the truth?
TravelRe: How To Spot A Lagosian Anywhere In The World by ultim: 6:20pm On Aug 16, 2025
alphonsoolajide:
https://eyesoflagos.com/how-to-spot-a-lagosian-anywhere-in-the-world/
They don't ever believe that they should drop some of their social attributes.

Maintains pidgin the moment they sight a Nigerian

Asks intrusive questions like which university did you finish from? Not knowing that things like that that are very normal to Nigerian, could be very personal to other cultures including Nigerians living abroad who have imbibed foreign cultures.
TravelRe: General USA Student Visa Enquiries-part 18 by ultim: 9:19am On Aug 13, 2025
Guys why is my schedule and reschedule buttons all greyed out.

I was able to get a far day through a call centre agent but I can't use any of the buttons from my end.

I have tried everything they suggested including changing browser, changing the centre in DS 160 etc, to no avail.

Any useful suggestion will be appreciated.
CrimeRe: Prophet Abbas Ajakaiye Arrested In Lagos For Cross-border Drug Trafficking by ultim: 3:04pm On Aug 10, 2025
TravelWhat Is It With Being Nigerian- Short Story By Ultim by ultim(op): 12:36pm On Aug 08, 2025
What Is It with Being Nigerian?


It was a freezing night in Addis Ababa. I had arrived on a layover en route to Cape Town, South Africa, aboard Ethiopian Airlines. After checking into the hotel arranged for passengers in transit, I dropped my bag and headed to the lounge, hoping to shake off the cold and perhaps the solitude of travel.

The room was dimly lit, quiet, and welcoming. As I scanned for a seat, my eyes settled on a man at the far end of the room, alone at a long table, completely immersed in a hearty Ethiopian meal. The spread before him was generous—a ripple-textured flatbread (unmistakably, the Ethiopian Injera), heaps of shredded meat, and a steaming bowl of greenish soup. But what caught my attention more than the food was the way he ate it—with his bare hands, deliberate and unbothered.

He wore a flowing white gown and a turban-like cap. His beard was long and dignified, and his presence was almost regal. Everything about him—his dress, demeanour, and quiet intensity—gave the unmistakable impression of an Arab man. Or so I thought.

And yet, something didn’t fully align.

His accent wasn’t quite Middle Eastern, and his expressions had a peculiar modernity to them. Even the rhythm of his voice carried strange inflections, as though shaped by multiple cultures. All the signs were there, and yet… none of them pointed definitively to any one place.

Still intrigued, I approached and politely asked to join him. He extended his free hand—the one not committed to the meal—for a handshake and gestured to the empty seat beside him. We exchanged names and pleasantries, and soon I found myself being gently nudged to try his meal, which he insisted was one of the finest Ethiopian dishes. I politely declined. My curiosity lay elsewhere.

After a while, another gentleman joined us—a cheerful fellow from Sierra Leone. He settled into the conversation with ease, and we exchanged stories and laughter. Then he asked our mysterious friend the question that had hovered in my mind all evening:

“Where are you from?”

The man stopped eating. A mischievous smile formed on his lips.

“Guess,” he said, brushing aside the question like a magician guarding a secret. “Try if you can.”

He offered clues—obscure, elaborate, and impossible to follow. The Sierra Leonean tried his best, weaving guesses with impressive socio-political analysis. The man applauded his intellect and complimented the quality of education in Sierra Leone, but offered no confirmation.

Eventually, it was my turn. I had listened long enough.

“You’re from the United States,” I said calmly.

There was a sudden pause.

The man froze, eyes widening in surprise. Slowly, he lowered his hand and stared at me with disbelief.

“I am speechless,” he finally said. “I’ve asked so many today, and none guessed right.”

The Sierra Leonean smiled, perhaps humbled, and announced it was time for bed. I suspect he didn’t want the praise for his country’s education to be reevaluated.

Then came a quieter moment.

My mysterious acquaintance turned to me, now curious himself. “What is your country?” he asked.

“I am Nigerian,” I replied.

From across the lounge, a voice rang out with quiet certainty:
“I thought as much.”

My not-so-Arab, now-American friend stood up, called for the waiter to clear the table, and announced his bedtime.

As I sat there watching him walk away, his white robe trailing like a curtain in the wind, I couldn’t help but reflect on that final statement from a distance.

What is it with being Nigerian?
RomanceSA Girl Told Him To Pay For Her Grocery In Exchange For Her Phone Number by ultim(op): 6:16pm On Jul 26, 2025
A south African lady he met in a shopping mall said he should pay for her items before she could give him her number. As if she didn't mean it, she said it's a way if testing his seriousness.
This is really a culture shock. Does asking for a number entail asking a girl out there. I also noticed same thing happens in the US. You ask for a girl's no and she answers that she has a boy friend.
PoliticsRe: Emir Of Daura Orders Remi Tinubu, guests To Chant "Tinubu in 2027" (vid) by ultim: 6:56pm On Jul 20, 2025
PoliticsRe: ADC Constitution Disqualifies Peter Obi From 2027 Presidential Race by ultim: 7:26pm On Jul 19, 2025
IslamRe: The Death Of Buhari: A Lesson For The Living by ultim: 6:51pm On Jul 18, 2025
Lukgaf:
The Death Of FPMB: A Lesson For The Living



Abu Hafs Lukgaf
Taa! Lesson for Leaders.

Naivete and literature
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Arrives At Federal High Court Abuja For Trial (VIDEO) by ultim: 6:47pm On Jul 18, 2025
HealthA Cameroonian Oncologist Posted This On His Whatsapp Status by ultim(op): 8:28pm On Jul 17, 2025
A Cameroonian oncologist took to his WhatsApp status to lament the gory state of the health sector Africa citing high expectations from patients and lack of resources to meet them.
It's really unfortunate that this issue persists across the continent even when a centurion president seeks tenure elongation, feeble and without much achievements.

CrimeRe: Black Woman Who Left US For Russia To Escape ‘racism’ Is Beaten By Racist Neighb by ultim: 7:57pm On Jul 17, 2025
Foreign AffairsEswatini Explains The Deportees From The US by ultim(op): 6:04pm On Jul 16, 2025
I bumped into documents explaining the deportation of five people from the US to Eswatini and the government position.

From the document, high level diplomatic engagements and security assessments were made by the Kingdom of Eswatini before allowing the US described in the document as age long ally to the kingdom to send the deportees who are presently being detained in a correctional facility in an isolated part of the kingdom. According to the document, the detainees are only on transit and will be sent to their various counties after due processes. They neither pose any security thread to the citizens of the kingdom nor to their fellow inmates.

The names of the countries where the deportees are originally nationals are not revealed in the document.

FoodRe: What Will You Do If You Find This In Your Pot? by ultim: 7:37pm On Jul 14, 2025
busariabeyx24:
What will you do, if you find this in your freshly cooked pot of soup?
Oga add viewer discretion for this kain front page post.
PoliticsBuhari's Death Should Be Investigated by ultim(op): 6:36am On Jul 14, 2025
Those who pumped the past head of state with steroid to prove his virility and capacity to rule in the trolling criticisms concerning his health and age should be investigated and prosecuted.

Findings show that the ex president was persistently under different steroids administered with the assistance of his UK doctors which gave him different structural postures in different times resulting to suspicions that the Daura puritan could be a double.

The effect of some steroids are mainly quick organ damage especially when the resources for constant medical check ups with those that know the drug history wane or lack. The ex president might not have the usual resources for a constant check ups which might have resulted in fatal outcomes.

Politics in Nigeria is really terrible. May God bless the good man's soul.
PoliticsFraternity Among Josites by ultim(op): 1:21pm On Jul 12, 2025
Pleas permit me to ask this question borne our of my personal observation.

Why do people from Jos always form some kind of social or elitist group in an organisation where they work?
Foreign AffairsRe: Caption This Photo Of Trump And Five African Presidents by ultim: 5:43pm On Jul 11, 2025
Newsgeek24:
6 Presidents

5 Standing

One Sitting


Me: I love the fact that Tinubu (Our Jagaban) is not there!.
What is your problem? The one sitting is the POTUS. The other ones would have been given dress codes also.
Foreign AffairsRe: U.S. Pushes More African Countries to Accept Deported Migrants by ultim: 11:00am On Jul 10, 2025
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu Presents Trump With A 'B-2 Mezuzah' (pics) by ultim: 1:51am On Jul 10, 2025
Holiness2100:
https://www.israelnationalnews.com/news/411353 i
See the tie colors. One is at war, while the other has peace. In Naija, one babanriga with a yeye infinity cap all the time like a masquerade. Lols. No symbolization even when you are attending to the Benue massacre.
TravelDS 160: Who Is Funding Your Trip? Urgent Suggestion Needed. by ultim(op): 1:48am On Jul 10, 2025
Urgent answer needed:

Please what is the correct answer from the question, "Who is funding your trip?" on DS 160.

I am in funding with a little deficit which I am filling from my personal funds
TravelRe: General USA Student Visa Enquiries-part 18 by ultim: 1:46am On Jul 10, 2025
Urgent answer needed:

Please what is the correct answer from the question, "Who is funding your trip?" on DS 160.

I am in funding with a little deficit which I am filling from my personal funds.
PetsRe: 5 Parrots Were Separated At A Zoo Because They Kept Swearing At Visitors by ultim: 8:17pm On Jul 07, 2025
Morbeta11:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL2Lb0sZrYk?si=AjmSE9IBTS7vorXx
Yeye, it's animals they name after Africa. African elephant, African parrot
PoliticsRe: If I Am President The North Will Celebrate Me - Obi (video) by ultim: 8:13pm On Jul 07, 2025
Giftimoni:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUy3K9quAAM

Opposition figure Peter Obi has said if he is elected as President of Nigeria, he has all it takes to make the Northen part of Nigeria to celebrate him.
Pls this is what brought Jonathan down. They ended up betraying him. Tinubu understands this dynamic.
PoliticsRe: If I Am President The North Will Celebrate Me - Obi (video) by ultim: 8:08pm On Jul 07, 2025
Lanretoye:
the opportunity he was given ni anambra for 8years,we see what anambra was made up to…
What are your facts? Or you just spew ignorance.? What did your Tinubu do as president?
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi's Political Trajectory - StatiSense by ultim: 5:17pm On Jul 04, 2025
FreeStuffsNG:
Political rolling stone don't gather much. That's the lesson wink
It's 'moss' and not 'muck'. Can't believe I commented on this thread.
PoliticsRe: Don't Mislead Nigerians – Land Owner Confronts Peter Obi by ultim: 12:16pm On Jun 26, 2025
zero8zero:
The woman at the center of a controversial land ownership dispute in Lagos, Mrs. Olorunlogbon, has issued a scathing response to former presidential candidate Peter Obi, accusing him of politicizing and misrepresenting facts surrounding a property demolition that recently gained public attention.


Obi had taken to his X handle to decry the demolition of a property he claimed belonged to his family. However, in a full-length statement, Mrs. Olorunlogbon accused Obi of peddling contradictions and misleading the public on a matter that is currently sub judice.




https://www.nigerianeye.com/2025/06/dont-mislead-nigerians-land-owner.html?m=1
See what the gramma they wrote fo her. Just like the speeches they write for Tinubu and his minions. grin
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Declines Assent To NDLEA Act Amendment Bill by ultim: 11:55am On Jun 26, 2025
Omooba77:
https://ait.live/pres-tinubu-declines-assent-to-ndlea-act-amendment-bill/
Tiny u sabi drug affairs well. So I will not dispute this
HealthStrange Object Inside Ok Cloth Imported From India by ultim(op): 9:39am On Jun 25, 2025
I saw this item stitched inside one ok cloth supposedly imported from India. I bought it and was curious to check all the pockets But this one was stitched inside a lapel beside the lower pocket. What could it be?

Science/TechnologyRe: NASA Confirms Giant Dam In China Has Shifted Earth’s Axis & Affected Days Length by ultim: 5:30pm On Jun 20, 2025
TouchNfollow:
https://www.cmu.fr/en/nasa-confirms-giant-dam-in-china-has-shifted-earths-axis-and-affected-the-length-of-days-10140/
China all the time. I guess Satan stepped down from there when he was chased from heaven grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Internet Services Shutdown In Iran & Gaza After Massive Cyberattack By Israel by ultim: 7:52pm On Jun 19, 2025
PoliticsRe: It's A Genocidal Invasion — Tor Tiv Addresses Tinubu On Benue Killings (Video) by ultim: 4:33pm On Jun 18, 2025

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