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Jokes EtcRe: Puzzle: Offended Nigerian Slaps Passenger In SA by ultim(op): 4:27pm On Jun 16, 2025
It's a left hand drive and the guy thought the passenger as the driver grin
PoliticsRe: Wike, Fayose, Ikpeazu, Ortom Visit Tinubu At Aso Villa (pix) by ultim: 2:33pm On Jun 15, 2025
etokhana:
https://x.com/OlayinkaLere/status/1933986907060670741?s=19[/quote]Height is really a big deal among politicians; Tinubu with his high heel and long cap.

Anyways other world leaders do the same.
TravelRe: Doctor Couple, 3 Children Among The Casualties Of Air India Crash by ultim: 7:53pm On Jun 13, 2025
InvestmentYour Views About Forex Trade by ultim(op): 6:27pm On Jun 13, 2025
Guys I left forex trade a long time ago; I didn't actually trade live after paying 6k that year in Ejigbo. Now I want to do refresher trainings and go live.

I have heard different shocking stories about this business. Is it worth it? Do people really make it from forex?
Jokes EtcPuzzle: Offended Nigerian Slaps Passenger In SA by ultim(op): 1:59pm On Jun 13, 2025
A Nigerian man that newly arrived SA was charged at and almost hit by an irate driver who suddenly pulled up at the next intersection. Furious, the man ran towards the car which window was open and slapped the person seated near the driver before the car sped off again.

Why would this man slap a passenger that never drove the car. You can answer the question. grin
CareerRe: Do Not Shout At A Married Staff If The Wife Or Husband Is Present In The Office by ultim: 3:47pm On Jun 11, 2025
cutecommend:
There may be office situations that are pressing or with pressure: and this may warrant shouting at those or whoever is at fault.

Now, if a married staff has done something wrong or did not deliver properly, do not shout or openly complain when his or her spouse is present in the office: maybe for a visit or whatever. You may have to wait for the spouse to leave before you may do such if it warrants it.

If the issue is big, you also need to follow due process instead of making a married staff probably looking low in the presence of their spouse.
A white boss did that to me in the presence of my wife.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Stumbles While Boarding Air Force One by ultim: 5:32pm On Jun 09, 2025
blamingthedevil:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHk2Trw-d_o?si=HxQzsvPNAj6ZjWdj



https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-stumbles-plane-stairs-2082601
This one no be anything na. Na BAT dobale be the main fall.

BTW, America with their almighty inventions cannot make escalator to lift the POTUS into Air force 1. I remember Biden almost had a terrible fall, also Obama and their predecessors.
PoliticsRe: Abacha Didn't Steal, All The Monies He Kept For Nigeria Vanished - Wife (Video) by ultim: 5:20pm On Jun 09, 2025
I studies Sani Abacha as a topic in Money Laundering in a European university.

My single question here is, why are the defences just coming after several years
Foreign AffairsRe: Presidents Don’t Run America — Putin Makes Bold Claim by ultim: 8:26pm On Jun 07, 2025
Bmaje:
So even American Government has a Cabal
True for almost 50% of the countries of the world.
PoliticsRe: No African Businessman Would Dare This — Isaac Fayose On Elon Vs. Trump by ultim: 7:34am On Jun 07, 2025
ricson11:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjzrqXxMo-I?si=PbmQD8LLS9qdE-Md


Isaac Fayos weighs in on the ongoing saga between Elon Musk and Donald Trump, claiming no African businessman could attempt what Elon is doing due to the lack of true freedom of expression.

His bold statement has sparked discussions on censorship, power, and free speech across the continent.



https://www.instagram.com/isaacfayoseoriginal_/reel/DKjJgFXPlbF/?hl=en
Musk is 'wealth drunk'. America can make and mar you. Wait for news of tax evasion fraud or paedophile etc. then that's the end of his reign , fame And dynasty.
PoliticsRe: Share Of Households That Had To Skip A Meal Because Of Lack Of Money by ultim: 5:46pm On Jun 05, 2025
Guys are you still able to buy milk the way you used to
PoliticsRe: Army Chief Oluyede Relocates To Benue With PSOs Over Herdsmen Killings, Attacks by ultim: 7:01am On Jun 04, 2025
PoliticsRe: Tinubu, Fubara Meet Behind Closed Doors In Lagos (Photos) by ultim: 6:56am On Jun 04, 2025
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Confers National Honour On Bill Gates by ultim: 6:40am On Jun 04, 2025
Putindbutt:
Nigerians do also receive national recognition abroad.
I can imagine how he will shove it into a stark of trash
CrimeRe: Immigration Officer Prince Ugochukwu Rejected ₦10M & Iphone From Enugu Ritualist by ultim: 9:29pm On May 30, 2025
nlfpmod:
Maria Ude Nwachi
Highly commendable, It is careless to show yourself in this way. If he's a member of a syndicate, you could be risking your life. Your colleagues will even collect money to sell you off. Though Naija go don celebrate you with one rank promotion.
PoliticsRe: Enugu Wins 2025 NAFEST Hosting Rights by ultim: 9:18pm On May 30, 2025
Tabithatim:
… Enugu in the news non-stop for great things happening – FG

… We guarantee most memorable NAFEST experience – Mbah


https://x.com/DanNwomeh/status/1926692600334925968?t=3TBGP_USHYnxWrSWRtyKMA&s=08[/quote]Them wan bring all the juju to coal city ni
RomanceRe: Nigerian Woman Mocks 'Poor Men' As She Shows Off Her Washing Machine by ultim: 9:07pm On May 30, 2025
ExAngel007:
They prefer to keep making their women to wash with hands - Nigerian woman mocks 'poor men' as she shows off her washing machine

https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/IMG_6574_1748548235.png

A Nigerian woman, Cindy Chiera Umeh, has mocked poor men while showing off her washing machine.

“It’s a year I bought this washing machine to help my life and make it more easier. Poor men with hefty iron condemned preeks do not know what is this. They prefer to keep making their women to wash with hands sowtey hand Don peel don turn old cargo hand,” she wrote in a Facebook post on Wednesday.

"Poor men with hefty iron condemn preek say washing machine Dey make their wife lazy and their wife accepted because them be onukwu wey them use poverty swear for. Them even say washing machine dey spoil clothndi ala wey use poverty bath.

“Even if poor men with hefty iron condemned preek go do money ritual them no go fit still get money to buy washing machine because their life don damage.”

https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/poor_1748548026.png

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2025/5/they-prefer-to-keep-making-their-women-to-wash-with-hands-nigerian-woman-mocks-poor-men-as-she-shows-off-her-washing-machine-2.html




https://www.facebook.com/share/r/16PYWQXxJb/



https://www.facebook.com/share/p/16ZksN12r9/
Looks more like sarcasm
FamilyRe: My Wife Caught Me With PEP, She Is Threatening A Divorce by ultim: 9:02pm On May 30, 2025
Nna2025:
Hello Nairalanders, I know we are very sensitive to cheating so I ask for forgiveness.

I had a fling with a girl I have known for sometime now, I used CD but at some point, I used my finger. I started reading about Hiv and the possiblity of contracting it through fingering. Although my readings says % is very low provided there is no fresh injury, however I opted for PEP to calm my nerves. ( Pep is a drug used, when you suspect an exposure to HIV, remember you have 36hours to take it or else it won't work)

I tore off the pack, hid it in something and kept it in my bag. My wife for whatever reason searched my bag, saw it googled it and came back shouting and screaming since last night. My only comment to her is let's go for hiv test And that the drug was for my asthma, I know she wants to take it somewhere for verification.

My only fear now is if I disclose the reason for taking PEP, then my marriage is in danger.


Anything I can do to salvage this situation, I do not have time. Please my people
You bought it for someone. Arrange with your friend to call and ask you for the drug in a very aggressive way. That he needs the sample he sends you to buy for a supply in a hospital in Benue or carlabar. He can come to house and rake, that you want to corner the contract for someone.

But go and sin no more pls.

Story sef get as e be
PoliticsRe: Regina Daniels Posts Pictures Of Herself Inside Husband's Office by ultim: 8:45pm On May 30, 2025
God1000:
The actress and mother of two shared the beautiful pictures on her Facebook page
Second picture looks like one of those cartoon characters
PoliticsRe: Ooni Donates Land For Construction Of World Ifa Temple by ultim: 8:41pm On May 30, 2025
TimeManager:
https://punchng.com/ooni-donates-land-for-construction-of-world-ifa-temple/
Looks peganic but I marveled at the number if people into this cult in the US. The most amazing is south America and caribean converts.

It will be a tourist hub, but since it's idol thingie, na to jump and pass.
CelebritiesRe: Alleged $1 Million Fraud: P-Square's Peter Lied About Education - Defence Lawyer by ultim: 12:08pm On May 25, 2025
MrPresident1:
Dem no get elders for their family ne? If you brother chop your money, no be on top him family him go spend am? If na outsider wey get power pass you nko, wetin you go do?

Dat him family no be your blood?

Even if you are angry, temper rage with commonsense and let your family leadership and community leaders settle for you and accept their final decision.
The Pan Igbo Ohaneze are just interested in politics. Their status an international fame is enough to attract such intervention, especially when both parent are no more. It's a pity.
FamilyRe: Emotional Reunion As Woman Welcomes Husband After 19 Years Abroad by ultim: 11:55am On May 25, 2025
ricson11:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g48Y4ZtTR8?si=Kx3pU3oj22nf3LDW

In a deeply emotional reunion, a Nigerian woman welcomes her husband back home after 19 years. He left in 2006 to hustle abroad and finally returned in January 2025.
Stale
TravelRe: TAAG Angolan Airline Question by ultim(op): 11:53am On May 25, 2025
Bakbillz44:
Where do you intend to travel to with it. Anyways, when booking, make sure your connecting flight is hours away from the Lagos leg, else you mostly like will miss it and have to pay
Could you expatiate?
TravelTAAG Angolan Airline Question by ultim(op): 4:16am On May 25, 2025
Guys I saw cheaper flights with TAAG Airline and surprisingly my first time hearing about the airline.

Please has anyone flown with this airline from Lagos? Please let me know.
PoliticsRe: How Seyi Tinubu Saved A Man Who Slumped At The Vatican - Bianca Ojukwu by ultim: 6:42pm On May 24, 2025
MeridianReports:
Wife of late Biafra Leader and former Nigeria Ambassador to the Kingdom of Spain who is presently Nigeria's Minister of State for Foreign Affairs has given a firsthand account of events as they transpired in the Vatican City, Rome during the installation Ceremonial Mass for the inauguration of the papacy of Pope Leo XIV.

One of the dramatic moments she recounted was when one of the dignitaries present at the mass slumped during the mass, and it took the intervention of the son of Nigeria's President Seyi Tinubu to revive him.

According to Mrs Ojukwu, who recounted the event in a recent Facebook post,

'

https://www.instagram.com/p/DJ9CasQiqke/?igsh=MWxzMzlyMTN4Mmk2aQ==
Freaking political hype.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Voters, Not Governors Will Decide Tinubu’s Fate In 2027 – Wabara by ultim: 6:26pm On May 24, 2025
treesun:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2025/05/nigerian-voters-not-govs-ll-decide-tinubus-fate-in-2027-wabara/
The governor's are the easiest instruments of rigging. If you get them, the job is half done.
PoliticsRe: “This Is My Father” — Cubana Chief Priest Kneels Before VP Shettima by ultim: 6:03pm On May 24, 2025
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Clashes With South African President At White House Meeting (Video) by ultim: 4:46pm On May 22, 2025
SamGift0817:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTm2UVycqgA

President Donald Trump has hosted South African President Cyril Ramaphosa for White House talks Wednesday at a moment when relations between the two countries are at a nadir, with Trump laying into South African officials on widely rejected charges of allowing a “genocide” against minority white farmers.

South African officials have strongly pushed back against Trump's accusation and Ramaphosa sought the meeting to set the record straight and salvage his country’s relationship with the United States. The bilateral relationship is at its lowest point since South Africa enforced its apartheid system of racial segregation, which ended in 1994.
It is either Ramaphosa has little knowledge of these issues or he is economical with words. When trump comes out and out, you need to match him word for word. WTF!
RomanceRe: I Saw Gray Hair On My Girlfriend Private Part. What Could This Mean? by ultim: 1:07pm On May 20, 2025
RealSolution001:
I was shaving my new girlfriend's private part yesterday when I was thrown off balance with about 3 strands of gray hair on her private part.

I'm 30+ and does not have gray hair on my manhood region but she claims to be 27 but has gray hairs on her womanhood.

Could this mean she is older and claimed fake age?
What kind of work does she do? She's probably doing a lot walking. The hairs are skewed; it could make some of them grey. Worry less.
CareerRe: Nigeria Police Elite Squad In Choreographic Display Of Kung Fu Skills......video by ultim: 8:00am On May 14, 2025
Foreign AffairsRe: White South Africans Granted Refugee Status By Trump Leave For U.S. (photos)) by ultim: 6:11pm On May 12, 2025
CelebritiesRe: Sudden Change In Sean 'diddy' Combs' Appearance Surprises Observers ... by ultim: 1:00pm On May 08, 2025
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