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RomanceRe: Describe Your First Kiss by ultrafem(f): 10:36pm On Apr 12, 2007
lol
girl i like your shaking bum bum grin
RomanceRe: Describe Your First Kiss by ultrafem(f): 5:24pm On Apr 12, 2007
my first kiss was nasty this guy chewed on my tongue, and smashed his front teeth againt mine. I pushed him away and said aha ha ! are you hungry?

he never got another chance after date, my friend nicknamed him gnasher . Now my second kiss was so good.
RomanceRe: Am In A Mess! by ultrafem(f): 5:20pm On Apr 12, 2007
ckc:
please disregard this post as someone hacked into my i.d and used it to send this trash.
una neva still hear say somebodi hack him/her computer? so una dey reply to false story lol hehehe
RomanceRe: Question To All Dating On The Site by ultrafem(f): 5:18pm On Apr 12, 2007
lol
first of all i would not date someone on line and also live the relationship on line, in my opinion it is desperate.
I am am sure those that do feel jealous when other users flirt with thier e-boyfriend. But many times its the so called e-boyfriends doing the flirting in the first place, after all that is how they got their e-girls. I have seen some guys flirt openely with girls on here and they claim to be dating a user, infact i have had just more than my fone number asked for by the so called involved guys, now if you can't really trust a guy you meet on the street in everyday life, what the hell makes the e-girlfriend/boyfriend think they can trust their partners on the internet? lol its a crazy game and it is fun to watch sometimes grin

(my opinion is not based on anyone who has posted above me, so Nkem breathe easy your man is safe) smiley
RomanceRe: Would You Date Someone You Met Online? by ultrafem(f): 5:10pm On Apr 12, 2007
i can never date someone i meet on line, that is so desperate. when there are guys all over the place, only freaks or last stop motel ppl will result to this, it says alot about both the woman and man who goes on line to meet people. It says desperate or used up.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Most Lagos Girls Are Ugly Why? by ultrafem(f): 12:59am On Apr 12, 2007
@poster
hey you there, i am in unilag too , where you see ugly girls? pls dont lie, instead of you to say no girl looks at your face. There are quite a lot of beautiful girls in lag, i suspect you are ugly.
CrimeRe: My Nigerian Boyfriend May Be A Drug Baron by ultrafem(f): 12:52am On Apr 12, 2007
runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn girl
CrimeRe: My Nigerian Boyfriend May Be A Drug Baron by ultrafem(f): 10:34pm On Apr 11, 2007
@man eater
you have said it all jare. wink
CrimeRe: My Nigerian Boyfriend May Be A Drug Baron by ultrafem(f): 8:45pm On Apr 10, 2007
i second that motion . Girl runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Christianity EtcRe: Astral Travel Or Out Of Body Experiences by ultrafem(f): 8:36pm On Apr 10, 2007
lol mtv makes more sense any way lol who is acting like a teenager now? lol grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Astral Travel Or Out Of Body Experiences by ultrafem(f): 7:45pm On Apr 10, 2007
boring.
CrimeRe: My Nigerian Boyfriend May Be A Drug Baron by ultrafem(f): 6:41pm On Apr 10, 2007
@POSTER

RUN RUN RUN PLS RUN. IF YOU WANT I WILL BORROW YOU MY LEGS TO RUN

some ppl are here saying maybe his friends are after something by telling such things. rubbish. i tell you they are probably right, they probably telling you the truth. A girl i know is now in jail in America becos her bf who was a drug dealer put alot of his ill gotten goods in her name and when the law came down on him, she was shocked to find many of his assets and deals were done in her name without her consent.
Anyway RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

ONE EXAMPLE many of my ex bf's friends were telling me my bf was sleeping around, i thought they were lying, that they wanted to get into my pants, but guess what they were right, i caught him one day 6months after cheating on me. And like ppl are telling you now that his friends are up to no good , same way ppl were telling me my dear runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CultureRe: Abeg, Can Someone Please Translate This For Me? by ultrafem(f): 6:33pm On Apr 10, 2007
clueless huh huh
PoliticsRe: Should The USA Take Over Nigeria? by ultrafem(f): 6:25pm On Apr 10, 2007
@topic
GOD forbid BAD TING angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Long Does It Take Before You Introduce A Man To Your Parents by ultrafem(f): 10:29pm On Apr 09, 2007
@topic
scary thought
Christianity EtcRe: Gombe Muslim Students Have Put Me In Sorrow By Killing My Friend by ultrafem(f): 7:51pm On Apr 09, 2007
This is why we insist that allah and Jehovah cannot be the same
MY SISTER they are certainly not thesame . Jehovah is full of grace and mercy, it i human beings who lie and say they go in his name that try to spoil the image, but jehovah is very very different and the only God . Amen

But lets not insult their belief it is not the quality jehovah would want in his children. Godbless
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Pictures Of Nairaland Members. by ultrafem(f): 7:12pm On Apr 09, 2007
whitelexi
abeg leave me ohh wetin you wan do with my full frame foto? abi you wan go take am do voodoo? lol tongue i joke. ok i will post another one
CultureRe: Igbo Names & Their Meanings by ultrafem(f): 11:36pm On Apr 08, 2007
omoge:
haha, I'm not yoruba but grew up in Ibadan and Lagos smiley

won't tell you my name though one of the names in your post is cheesy guess it and keep it smiley wink
ok oh! whichever one you are is ok they both lovely names
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Pictures Of Nairaland Members. by ultrafem(f): 11:34pm On Apr 08, 2007
lmao
@whitelexi

as far as i know i don't have k or bow legs lol . dey go nah anoder ting you dey find tongue.
Have you taken out your cornrows yet? I hope so oh! tongue I changed picture twice already wetin you wan make i dey change again? dont worry more pics to come. But wait oh! i have only seen one of you show me yours and i will show you mine like i said. another oone you hear! preferably one with you standing , how we know you even get legs sef tongue kiss
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Survey For Everyone! by ultrafem(f): 7:01am On Apr 08, 2007
First name: ITUNU
Gender:female
Favorite food(s): jollof and dodo, beans and dodo,dodo and eggs,pounded amala and okro
Favorite color(s): blue, white and green
Future child's names: (boy) Akinniyi. (girl) titilola
Sign or b-day: christian told not to dabble in signs
Favorite number: 14
Biggest fear: height
Favorite quote: possibilities are endless in life
Obsession(S): make up and magazines
Addiction(s): internet and coke
Biggest turn off: jealousy, backwardness, sulking and immaturity
Biggest turn on: Humility, zest for life and happy go lucky people
First thing you notice in the opposite sex: Height, shoes and teeth.
Last book you read: Geisha

Preferences,

Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
Hot or cold: hot
Coke or Pepsi: coke
Truth or Dare:truth
Rightie or Leftie:rightie
20/20 vision or glasses: glasses
Big or small: small


Do you,

Speak another language: yoruba, pidgin cheesy
Own your room or share with sibling: own room
Have a sibling(s):yes
Think that God should be male or female: I WOULDN'T DARE SUGGEST SUCH A THING smiley
Think that God should be white or black: I WOULDN'T DARE AGAIN,
Like your handwriting: NO
Type fast or slow: slow
Think you're beautiful/cute:i think so
Sleep with a stuffed animal("teddy bears" and the likes in case you don't know): No way

Misc,
What is/are the thing(s) you miss the most: i miss my brother gone too far away
Are you straight/gay/bi:STRAIGHT
Piercings: ears only
How tall are you:5'4
How tall do you wish you were:5'4
What would you change about yourself: my fingers(too short)
What wouldn't you change: everything else
FashionRe: The Most Expensive Bag In The World by ultrafem(f): 5:09am On Apr 08, 2007
its a pile of shit for real hiss, very ugly bag. i hate louis vuitton line anyway it is the most over copied crass looking label so far after burberry that got killed of by imitators
FashionRe: Getting A Prom Dress In London by ultrafem(f): 5:01am On Apr 08, 2007
i went to finsbury park London with my mum last summer when we were in England, my God they have lot and lots of shop with lovely dresses, we bought my sister's brides maid's dresses from a shop called the Nile. but really many many prom type dresses, evening gowns and because many are wholesale shops the prices are really good.
FashionRe: Killer Heels Be Killing Me! by ultrafem(f): 4:56am On Apr 08, 2007
there is a gel you can get from some boutiques that you slip into your shoes no matter how high, they sort of form to your feet, cushion them and it is so comfortable really try it. i took one of my mum's the other day and it was such a relief for my feet. try one called 'party feet''
CultureRe: Ghanaian (Ashanti) Dating Nigerian (Igbo) by ultrafem(f): 4:47am On Apr 08, 2007
hmm i see trouble ahead, goodluck sha.

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