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oldenglish: Hausas suyaring Igbos since time immemorial.

I did not read the post ooh. But I know the content since it involves killing of somebody by Hausas.

Kanuri not Hausa.

Davgwen: In conlusion,all of them originated frm islam



thank you.

so I.R.A, FARC and the indian group are also muslims?

Oh boy! OP, those Shias will take you down for number 9 and 10.

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Two researchers at York University have worked out a way to communicate between two points using vodka evaporated into the air. They used their system to message the lyrics of “O Canada” between two points, leading them to conclude that in times of need, when there is no cellular reception, it would be possible to text-message using this system.
The authors of the paper, published Thursday, used specific concentration levels of the vodka to represent bits 1 and 0. They wafted the “message” across 12 feet in the lab to the receiving unit, which read out the message as it detected the concentration of vodka in the air rising or falling over time.
The process sounds slow and short-range, but the researchers suggest that it could work for closed environments that don’t have the benefit of a cellular or Wi-Fi signal. They cite the example of the clogged London sewer system as one where robots could have been deployed below ground and have relayed their findings via the molecular communication system.
A third researcher quoted by Eurekalert further suggests that similar systems of molecular communication could be “used to communicate on the nanoscale,” when scientists are, for instance, trying to target drugs or cancer cells inside a human body.

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Idi Amin: I know of a guy who is currently married to a ghost. When they were dating, he didn't know until the lady led him to her home in the village. After that, the lady still visited the guy and reassured him. Today as I'm typing this, they are living together in Lagos with kids but not officially married because his inlaws refused to accept brideprice of their "dead daughter". This is absolutely true life story because the guy is my pally and the lady in question serves me food whenever I visit them. Initially, I thought she didn't know that I knew her story until she asked me one day, ......"My name" why are you not avoiding me upon knowing my story? I simply told her that I believe shit happens because uptill now, I still hang out with my dead childhood friend. As I was growing into an adult, he was growing too. I currently live in LA and he lives in Las Vegas just few hours drive away from me. He is married with kids as he promised his mother in the dream 'according to her' that he will surely bring her kids. I also have interaction with my late dad who still send my mum messages about his investments through me. I tell you guys something, my childhood friend told me that half of residents in Lagos are his likes from beyond and I know many are here on nairaland. Let me quickly add this, I am a christian, so let no foool call me names here

o boi eh! Is your las vegas friend Elvis Presley

Dear author or OP,
God'll forgive you for this piece of crap because you are astonishingly stupid in an amusing fashion.

OPEYEMI AD: Am afraid I don't want to leave BASIC if I want to do something in java I must first write it in BASIC form.

Please where can I learn programming in abuja?

download tutorials from youtube na

“Come sit on my laps and I’ll show you a level of grace you do not understand”. Still looking for a girl I'll use that line on

Toyosi R: Wetin visual basic do u wey u call ham satanism?

the language be like wetin devil go like to use alter humans

Why are you guys attacking airtel like this. How about glo, etisalat and mtn, have they ever allowed y'all to use their BB subscription on android devices? FFS its called BB subscription for a reason. Now if you are bashing networks generally for their expensive data packages then I'll join you.

Olyboy16: lovely.... I drive a php car, bt to me it seems to be very fast and efficient but cannot work in hot weathers.

LoL! You probably should drive around with a bag of pure water

If Google died tomorrow, I'd use Bing. If Wikipedia died, I'd shoot myself.

Manhunter™:
Hilarious but google was created by man so the real God here is man.

he works in mysterious ways

Found this on the web and thought I share it.
Note: The views below are not mine and I do not agree with them, I do however find them interesting.


PROOF #1
Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. She indexes over 9.5 billion Web Pages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented Page Rank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals.

PROOF #2
Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed Web Pages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity.

PROOF #3
Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.

PROOF #4
Google is potentially immortal. She cannot be considered a physical being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any of which were taken down or damaged, another would undoubtedly take its place. Google can theoretically last forever.

PROOF #5
Google is infinite. The Internet can theoretically grow forever, and Google will forever index its infinite growth.

PROOF #6
Google remembers all. Google caches Web Pages regularly and stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google's cache, even after you die, in a sort of "Google Afterlife".

PROOF #7
Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent). Part of Google's corporate philosophy is the belief that a company can make money without being evil.

PROOF #8
According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism"combined.
God is thought to be an entity in which we mortals can turn to when in a time of need. Google clearly fulfils this to a much larger degree than traditional "gods"

PROOF #9
Evidence of Google's existence is abundant.
There is more evidence for the existence of Google than any other God worshiped today. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. If seeing is believing, then surf over to www.google.com and experience for yourself Google's awesome power. No faith required.

Source: http://thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/Proof_Google_Is_God.html

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Assembly Language is a bare engine, you have to build the car yourself and manually supply it with gas while it's running, but if you're careful it can go like a bat out of hell.

Basic is a simple car useful for short drives to the local shops. Once popular with learner drivers, it has recently been stripped down to a shell and rebuilt by a major manufacturer, The new version has been refurbished for longer journeys, leaving only cosmetic similarities to the original model.

C is a racing car that goes incredibly fast but breaks down every fifty miles.

Cobol is reputed to be a car, but no self-respecting driver will ever admit having driven one.

C# is a competing model of family station wagons. Once you use this, you're never allowed to use the competitors' products again.

C++ is a souped-up version of the C racing car with dozens of extra features that only breaks down every 250 miles, but when it does, nobody can figure out what went wrong.

Fortran is a pretty primitive car; it'll go very quickly as long as you are only going along roads that are perfectly straight. It is believed that learning to drive a Fortran car makes it impossible to learn to drive any other model.

Java is a family station wagon. It's easy to drive, it's not too fast, and you can't hurt yourself.

Lisp looks like a car, but with enough tweaking you can turn it into a pretty effective airplane or submarine.
At first it doesn't seem to be a car at all, but now and then you spot a few people driving it around. After a point you decide to learn more about it and you realize it's actually a car that can make more cars. You tell your friends, but they all laugh and say these cars look way too weird. You still keep one in your garage, hoping one day they will take over the streets.

Perl is supposed to be a pretty cool car, but the driver's manual is incomprehensible. Also, even if you can figure out how to drive a Perl car, you won't be able to drive anyone else's.



PHP is the Oscar Mayer Wiener mobile, it's bizarre and hard to handle but everybody still wants to drive it.


Python is a great beginner's car; you can drive it without a license. Unless you want to drive really fast or on really treacherous terrain, you may never need another car.


Ruby is a car that was formed when the Perl and Python cars were involved in a two-way collision. A Japanese mechanic found the pieces and put together a car which many drivers think is better than the sum of the parts. Other drivers, however, grumble that a lot of the controls of the Ruby car have been duplicated or tri-plicated, with some of the duplicate controls doing slightly different things in odd circumstances, making the car harder to drive than it ought to be. A redesign is rumored to be in the works.

Visual Basic is a car that drives you.

So what car or cars do you own?

C would be Judaism- it’s old and restrictive, but most of the world is familiar with its laws and respects them. The catch is, you can’t convert into it – you’re either into it from the start, or you will think that it’s insanity. Also, when things go wrong, many people are willing to blame the problems of the world on it.


Java would be Fundamentalist Christianity – it’s theoretically based on C, but it voids so many of the old laws that it doesn’t feel like the original at all. Instead, it adds its own set of rigid rules, which its followers believe to be far superior to the original. Not only are they certain that it’s the best language in the world, but they’re willing to burn those who disagree at the stake.


PHP would be Cafeteria Christianity– Fights with Java for the web market. It draws a few concepts from C and Java, but only those that it really likes. Maybe it’s not as coherent as other languages, but at least it leaves you with much more freedom and ostensibly keeps the core idea of the whole thing. Also, the whole concept of “goto hell” was abandoned.

C++ would be Islam- It takes C and not only keeps all its laws, but adds a very complex new set of laws on top of it. It’s so versatile that it can be used to be the foundation of anything, from great atrocities to beautiful works of art. Its followers are convinced that it is the ultimate universal language, and may be angered by those who disagree. Also, if you insult it or its founder, you’ll probably be threatened with death by more radical followers.

C# would be Mormonism- At first glance, it’s the same as Java, but at a closer look you realize that it’s controlled by a single corporation (which many Java followers believe to be evil), and that many theological concepts are quite different. You suspect that it’d probably be nice, if only all the followers of Java wouldn’t discriminate so much against you for following it.


Lisp would be Zen Buddhism– There is no syntax, there is no centralization of dogma, there are no deities to worship. The entire universe is there at your reach – if only you are enlightened enough to grasp it. Some say that it’s not a language at all; others say that it’s the only language that makes sense.


Haskell would be Taoism- It is so different from other languages that many people don’t understand how can anyone use it to produce anything useful. Its followers believe that it’s the true path to wisdom, but that wisdom is beyond the grasp of most mortals.


Erlang would be Hinduism– It’s another strange language that doesn’t look like it could be used for anything, but unlike most other modern languages, it’s built around the concept of multiple simultaneous deities.

Perl would beVoodoo– An incomprehensible series of arcane incantations that involve the blood of goats and permanently corrupt your soul. Often used when your boss requires you to do an urgent task at 21:00 on friday night.


Lua would be Wicca– A pantheistic language that can easily be adapted for different cultures and locations. Its code is very liberal, and allows for the use of techniques that might be described as magical by those used to more traditional languages. It has a strong connection to the moon.


Ruby would be Neo-Paganism– A mixture of different languages and ideas that was beaten together into something that might be identified as a language. Its adherents are growing fast, and although most people look at them suspiciously, they are mostly well-meaning people with no intention of harming anyone.


Python would be Humanism: It’s simple, unrestrictive, and all you need to follow it is common sense. Many of the followers claim to feel relieved from all the burden imposed by other languages, and that they have rediscovered the joy of programming. There are some who say that it is a form of pseudo-code.


COBOL would be Ancient Paganism– There was once a time when it ruled over a vast region and was important, but nowadays it’s almost dead, for the good of us all. Although many were scarred by the rituals demanded by its deities, there are some who insist on keeping it alive even today.


APL would be Scientology– There are many people who claim to follow it, but you’ve always suspected that it’s a huge and elaborate prank that got out of control.


LOLCODE would be Pastafarianism – An esoteric, Internet-born belief that nobody really takes seriously, despite all the efforts to develop and spread it.


Visual Basic would be Satanism - Except that you don’t REALLY need to sell your soul to be a Satanist…. So what religion or combination of religions are you

DevotedOne: Bismillaah ir Rahmaan ir Rahiim In The Name of Allaah, The Most Gracious, The Ever Merciful. As salaamu alaykum The Peace (of God) Be Upon You, everyone.


All Praise and Gratitude are due to Allaah, The Lord of the worlds.





I hope it wasn't my recent post. I'm not Ismaili. I found the historical post quite interesting.


Wassalaam. DevotedOne

provide us with a link to the post please. I'm curious about what you might have written to make her think you're an Ismaili

First of all calm down, this is just an historical piece of information I found and thought I should share as I felt it was an interesting read. It might be offensive to you but enlightening to others. I am a muslim and have no intention to smear Islam.

Mynd_44: So? Tell us something we don't know already.

If this is an attempt to smear Islam, it failed: why should millions of people be associated with the actions of a couple of misguided and disillusioned criminally minded crackheads?

Assassins
In the middle of the 12th century a secret weed smoking cult of shiite muslims in Syria claimed the Islamic imperium with such superior violence that the word assassin became the word for well, assassins. The cult created a whole empire of underground cells and a pyramid system of agents and spies in the Islamic world. The command structure of this order was to be copied by all secret orders including, the Freemasons and the Knight Templars.
In the beginning they was named Nizari-Ismailis because they wanted to reinstate Prince Nizar al-Tayyib as the caliph of Egypt. Who they saw as the miraculous reincarnation of Ismail. When this plan failed they established a new cycle go Islamic imams, and decided, that they were allowed to break out of the sharia as preparation to al-Mahdis coming (the apocalyptic chosen one). This meant that Islamic imams could give themselves the permission to drink vine, smoke a lot of weed and even kill other muslims in the name of jihad.
It didnt last long before orthodox authorities vilified them as apostates (renegade) and became marked men. The Ismailis then moved from Egypt to Syria where they got known as hashshassins which is the arabic plural form for marijuana smokers. Under the leadership of Hasan bin Sabah they led a relentless guerrilla war and attacked Bagdad from their fortified fortress in the Alamut valley in an attempt to defeat the sunni muslim rulers.
The History of the Assassins describes Amin Maalouf Hasan An immensely cultured man who loved poetry and was deeply interested in the latest scientific advances. He drew dramatically on the organization and techniques from Dar ul Hikmat (Grand Lodge of Cairo) when he developed his own techniques within murders, weapon use, poisoning and secret operations. Their fortress has passed into the persian legends as a lavishly paradise on earth. Even Marco Polo described it after he visited the place in 1271:
In The Adventures [or Travels] of Marco Polo"it is told that"The Old Man kept at his court such boys of twelve years old as seemed to him destined to become courageous men. When the Old Man sent them into the garden in groups of four, ten or twenty, he gave them hashish to drink. They slept for three days, then they were carried sleeping into the garden where he had them awakened.
When these young men woke, and found themselves in the garden with all these marvelous things, they truly believed themselves to be in paradise. And these damsels were always with them in songs and great entertainments; they; received everything they asked for, so that they would never have left that garden of their own will.
When the Old Man wished to kill someone, he would take a young man and tell him they could return to Paradise if they entered his service and followed his instructions or died in his service.
According to Arkon Daraul in A History of Secret Societies were there three grades of followers:
Missionaries (dayes), friends (rafig), disciples and fidavis, which were supporters. The last group of followers (fidavis) was trained killers. Fidavis dressed in white with a red sash, red hat or red boots. In addition to careful training in where and when they should plant the dagger in the victims chest, they also got taught about languages and munks, merchants and soldiers uniforms and behavior so that at any given time could mask themselves when they have to carry out their missions.
When an assassin was sent out on a mission it was with the words Where do you come from? and the assassin answered From Paradise after that he received his instructions: so please go out and kill a man whose name I give you. When you return, you must once again live in paradise. Do not fear death, Allah's angels will still lead you to paradise.
The influence of the Assassins spread in both Persia and Iraq until the middle of the 13th century, where the cult slowly went apart, since Hasan had been killed by his son, Mohammed, which later got executed by his son. The fortress in Alamut got conquered by the Mongolian army in 1256 and that became the beginning of the end of the Assassins as a united military power until the beginning of the 16th century, where the Ottomans destroyed their last remaining strongholds in Syria. The Nizari Islamic imams dynasty does still exist in one of the contemporary islamic directions through Aga Khan, even though the modern Ismaillitic have dropped the name assassin and pretty much acknowledges Koran's message of tolerance.