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PoliticsRe: Abacha Loot: Secret Deal GEJ Approved To Save Abacha’s Family From Prosecution by ume(m): 8:50pm On May 15, 2015
Pls why is everyone coping lalasticlala meanwhile.
Cc
Lalasticlala
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Picture Of Gen Buhari Inspecting Nigeria National Treasury Vault. by ume(m): 5:18am On May 10, 2015
PassingShot:
If I may ask, must you win the contest?

Take it easy and let your "campaign managers" do the campaigning for you. It is their job.
cool
I I was thinking of voting 4 her but the desparetion am seeing in her is making me wonna change ma mind and the name too
HealthRe: At 29, She's Still Bed Wetting Please Help Her!!!!! by ume(m): 8:20pm On May 09, 2015
Twaci:
Thanks dear. Anywayz, is u going my way?
how do I vote u pls
PoliticsRe: Ebonyi April 11th 2015 Online Governorship Pool by ume(m): 9:14pm On Apr 07, 2015
Engr Dave umahi of PDP x x x x powerquote author=ozoigbondu post=32423627]

Dear who do you think will win[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Ebonyi April 11th 2015 Online Governorship Pool by ume(m): 9:12pm On Apr 07, 2015
Gboliwe:
Lol @ the LP guy! grin which kain of posing is that one?my brother he has dentition problem,meaning this vamp teeth stuff grin
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Sudan - AFCON Qualifier (0 - 1) ON 11th October 2014 by ume(m): 7:20pm On Oct 11, 2014
praying for miracle though
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Sudan - AFCON Qualifier (0 - 1) ON 11th October 2014 by ume(m): 7:05pm On Oct 11, 2014
Oga keshi,no vex abeg but in a time like this Ike uche is the kind of players that comes to our rescue
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Sudan - AFCON Qualifier (0 - 1) ON 11th October 2014 by ume(m): 6:16pm On Oct 11, 2014
orobs93:
Anytime I see super eagles line up water runner away my eyes away away water runner way my eyes...
I say anytime I see super eagles line up water runner away my eyes away away water runner away my eyes.
I know who you are my brother,that song reminds me of those days in the ivory tower when men were men,thanx for that song agian
Christianity EtcRe: Shocking! Recorded Voice Tape of TB Joshua Bribing Journalists To tell Lies! by ume(m): 8:10pm On Sep 20, 2014
paull Eneche's prophesy about a Man of God in lagos that would soon be exposed,comes true ;Dpaull Eneche's prophesy about a Man of God in lagos that would soon be exposed,comes true
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Qualifier (0 - 0) On 10th September 2014 by ume(m): 8:31pm On Sep 10, 2014
quote me SE go soon score
PoliticsRe: Bama:death Toll Rises To 130, 35 Insurgents Arrested by ume(m): 5:37pm On Sep 02, 2014
Barrywilly: Make una deceive unaself. Boko haram has captured Bama since yesterday, and if something drastic is not done by our lethargic army, Maiduguri will fall before weekend
so you are one of them,see your mouth maiduguri will fall,hope you are sane though
PoliticsRe: Who Is The Worst Performing Governor In Nigeria? by ume(m): 7:38pm On Aug 20, 2014
ziezy: That Ebonyi Man...what's his name again...yeh Martin Elechi ...nothing to show except for sm billion loan from world bank for what I donno ..
is not true you need to come to Ebonyi and see
HealthRe: Breaking:- FG Sacks All Resident Doctors by ume(m): 3:21am On Aug 15, 2014
phantom: someone who knows and loves Jonathan should remind him that this very action was taken against doctors in the 80's by the military junta. it was so bad that doctors had their names on the boards and on national TV as being sacked. they were also forcefully ejected from their residences by soldiers.
this culminated in the worst level of brain drain this country ever witnessed.
BUT it is pertinent to note that that move didn't work in a military regime let alone a democratic government run by an INDECISIVE,DRUNK AND GROSSLY UNINTELLIGENT WEAKLING!
I know you are a doctor,too bad for you
RomanceRe: Yes! I Told Him Openly That I Like It by ume(m): 7:14pm On Jan 10, 2014
GustavoFring: This is the 21st century jor...

You can be born again AND having pre-marital sex...

If Jesus was around now, he would probably giving it to Mary Magdalene while cruising above Paris in his G-6 cool
i hate you
SportsRe: 2013 Glo-CAF Awards by ume(m): 9:39pm On Jan 09, 2014
emmadan: just spotted obi.cool.but d award is goin to ya..
your head
SportsRe: 2013 Glo-CAF Awards by ume(m): 10:09am On Jan 09, 2014
Pat eniya: How wish it was portharcourt, i would ve love to attend
so you are in PH oya ping me now,now grin grin grin grin
SportsRe: Mikel To Be Flown To GLO/CAF Awards In Chelsea Jet by ume(m): 7:18pm On Jan 08, 2014
OmolodMilkman93: dat jet is so going back to Stamford Bridge empty

#Yaya Toure
eveil have a new adress and it is you
RomanceRe: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by ume(m): 2:27pm On Jan 07, 2014
Pretyangel25: plz sir is there anything bad about me visiting my own sis? Since we were on strike then and my sis ask me 2 come and help her out with her bizness since she's heavy so she will give me money 4 my project, what's bad abt dat? Why accusing me of dressing indecently nd other tinz?
is now that you talking there is nothing wrong in visiting your married sis and giving her a hand but everything is wrong when your randy inlaw rapes you because one the Wify is heavy and the Wify might not fit into his plans ,and now you who is pretty and young shows up ,and he is making amorous passes at you,the truth is that the only thing difere from your inlaw and other men is self control,pls in the name of everything you hold sacred leave that house ,thank me latter
RomanceRe: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by ume(m): 2:08pm On Jan 07, 2014
Pretyangel25: iyammi mbok afo aba ke mmoh nam ndioho mme ado se uno yak a threaten anye ano mbok
I said it calabar people have no culture,the man knows that noting will happen if have his way,it every were in calabar,guess with if the op did not leave the house it will happone and nothing will happone grin grin
RomanceRe: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by ume(m): 2:00pm On Jan 07, 2014
Princessaleeza: Why not tell ur sis and let her no d kind of husband she married 2,$ keep d text as evidence incase she did notwant 2 believe u. And mind u,if u did not expose him he ll do it 2 sm1 else.
you think marriage is boy friend girl friend hobnobing right,I guess you are not married because if you are you will not advice her to tell her sis,that man knew how he met the so called sis,and if you ask me there is something fishy in the mans boldness and the ops inability to leave the house
RomanceRe: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by ume(m): 1:54pm On Jan 07, 2014
Pretyangel25: no he's not paying my fees o
he is not paying your fees,but your sis is paying right,but you eating his food ,collecting his money even when you know he has eyes on you,wearing sexy cloths in his house,now sees everything may be he must have peped at your unclothedness while you bathing or sleeping,I tell u what if you are 18 or above and you still in that house you are the trouble maker here because you sister should have sent you away if she is the intelligent type,I overheard my Wify warning her small sis to dress properly whoever she come visiting,go a heard and tell your sis and break her home so that you two will leave the house
RomanceRe: Her Ex Is Finer And Richer Than I Am..please Help!!! by ume(m): 9:21pm On Jan 05, 2014
grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Her Ex Is Finer And Richer Than I Am..please Help!!! by ume(m): 9:06pm On Jan 05, 2014
brain wash her on how rich handsomen are ladies men,use his dumping her as an example,tell her how special she is,and that any man that couled dump a lady like her in the first place,does not know what he want,tell her that she is a princess and treat her as such,thank me later
SportsRe: Man Utd Lose Again... Is Moyes On His Way Out????? by ume(m): 8:01pm On Jan 05, 2014
sack him sack him sack him bcs he is useless coach, grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: APC Is The Nigerian Version Of The Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood Party? by ume(m): 5:02pm On Jan 05, 2014
but what do they take christians for,fools or idiots we shall see,but one thing is certian nobody have ever won a siting president in nigeria ,we shall see
PoliticsRe: APC Is The Nigerian Version Of The Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood Party? by ume(m): 4:58pm On Jan 05, 2014
amadiohaeeeeeeeeeeee
TravelRe: Upper Iweka "A Terror Zone” A Den For Thieves! by ume(m): 4:33pm On Jan 05, 2014
i was suposed board a chico bus at 9pm ,so i went coal off with my friend after paying and picking our tickets to burn time,but unknowingly for we entered their den,but as a guy man,i noticed that everybody around were eyeing us so instead of my nomal heineken i ordered for original ijaw and gave some rough looking ones there one bottle of beer each,bcs i was having over 250k cash in ma combact jean,while drinking one was interviewing me and even offered me one rap of gbana,i took permission to check our bus and escaped,called my guy one phone to come out from there
CelebritiesRe: I Slept Under The Bridge & Didn't Eat For Days-ramsey Nouah Tells by ume(m): 4:18pm On Jan 05, 2014
but now you rich and good to go,did you remeber those that give you a hand those days,do take time to reach out to people in the same condition you were before ,thank you very much
PoliticsRe: Who Will Replace Sambo In 2015 Election? by ume(m): 4:03pm On Jan 05, 2014
GEJ is winning the election with sambo,i repeat no PDPd ship is sinking
RomanceRe: What Would You Do...... If You Find Your Girlfriend Doing This? [PHOTO] by ume(m): 2:43pm On Jan 05, 2014
me thinks she is making her self ready,but @ op are you sure you did not carry the girl from DT
IslamRe: Mysterious Baby Born With a strange ear-shape; an islamic sign (pictures) by ume(m): 2:30pm On Jan 05, 2014
lomprico: All I see is a deformed ear!
me too grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Pls Guys I Need Ur Help by ume(m): 2:19pm On Jan 05, 2014
me too shebi you fine wella,if i will send you my pin sharp sharp grin

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