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Pls why is everyone coping lalasticlala meanwhile. Cc Lalasticlala |
PassingShot:I I was thinking of voting 4 her but the desparetion am seeing in her is making me wonna change ma mind and the name too |
Twaci:how do I vote u pls |
Engr Dave umahi of PDP x x x x powerquote author=ozoigbondu post=32423627] Dear who do you think will win[/quote] |
Gboliwe: |
praying for miracle though |
Oga keshi,no vex abeg but in a time like this Ike uche is the kind of players that comes to our rescue |
orobs93:I know who you are my brother,that song reminds me of those days in the ivory tower when men were men,thanx for that song agian |
paull Eneche's prophesy about a Man of God in lagos that would soon be exposed,comes true ;Dpaull Eneche's prophesy about a Man of God in lagos that would soon be exposed,comes true |
quote me SE go soon score |
Barrywilly: Make una deceive unaself. Boko haram has captured Bama since yesterday, and if something drastic is not done by our lethargic army, Maiduguri will fall before weekendso you are one of them,see your mouth maiduguri will fall,hope you are sane though |
ziezy: That Ebonyi Man...what's his name again...yeh Martin Elechi ...nothing to show except for sm billion loan from world bank for what I donno ..is not true you need to come to Ebonyi and see |
phantom: someone who knows and loves Jonathan should remind him that this very action was taken against doctors in the 80's by the military junta. it was so bad that doctors had their names on the boards and on national TV as being sacked. they were also forcefully ejected from their residences by soldiers.I know you are a doctor,too bad for you |
GustavoFring: This is the 21st century jor...i hate you |
emmadan: just spotted obi.cool.but d award is goin to ya..your head |
Pat eniya: How wish it was portharcourt, i would ve love to attendso you are in PH oya ping me now,now ![]() |
OmolodMilkman93: dat jet is so going back to Stamford Bridge emptyeveil have a new adress and it is you |
Pretyangel25: plz sir is there anything bad about me visiting my own sis? Since we were on strike then and my sis ask me 2 come and help her out with her bizness since she's heavy so she will give me money 4 my project, what's bad abt dat? Why accusing me of dressing indecently nd other tinz?is now that you talking there is nothing wrong in visiting your married sis and giving her a hand but everything is wrong when your randy inlaw rapes you because one the Wify is heavy and the Wify might not fit into his plans ,and now you who is pretty and young shows up ,and he is making amorous passes at you,the truth is that the only thing difere from your inlaw and other men is self control,pls in the name of everything you hold sacred leave that house ,thank me latter |
Pretyangel25: iyammi mbok afo aba ke mmoh nam ndioho mme ado se uno yak a threaten anye ano mbokI said it calabar people have no culture,the man knows that noting will happen if have his way,it every were in calabar,guess with if the op did not leave the house it will happone and nothing will happone ![]() |
Princessaleeza: Why not tell ur sis and let her no d kind of husband she married 2,$ keep d text as evidence incase she did notwant 2 believe u. And mind u,if u did not expose him he ll do it 2 sm1 else.you think marriage is boy friend girl friend hobnobing right,I guess you are not married because if you are you will not advice her to tell her sis,that man knew how he met the so called sis,and if you ask me there is something fishy in the mans boldness and the ops inability to leave the house |
Pretyangel25: no he's not paying my fees ohe is not paying your fees,but your sis is paying right,but you eating his food ,collecting his money even when you know he has eyes on you,wearing sexy cloths in his house,now sees everything may be he must have peped at your unclothedness while you bathing or sleeping,I tell u what if you are 18 or above and you still in that house you are the trouble maker here because you sister should have sent you away if she is the intelligent type,I overheard my Wify warning her small sis to dress properly whoever she come visiting,go a heard and tell your sis and break her home so that you two will leave the house |
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brain wash her on how rich handsomen are ladies men,use his dumping her as an example,tell her how special she is,and that any man that couled dump a lady like her in the first place,does not know what he want,tell her that she is a princess and treat her as such,thank me later |
sack him sack him sack him bcs he is useless coach, ![]() |
but what do they take christians for,fools or idiots we shall see,but one thing is certian nobody have ever won a siting president in nigeria ,we shall see |
amadiohaeeeeeeeeeeee |
i was suposed board a chico bus at 9pm ,so i went coal off with my friend after paying and picking our tickets to burn time,but unknowingly for we entered their den,but as a guy man,i noticed that everybody around were eyeing us so instead of my nomal heineken i ordered for original ijaw and gave some rough looking ones there one bottle of beer each,bcs i was having over 250k cash in ma combact jean,while drinking one was interviewing me and even offered me one rap of gbana,i took permission to check our bus and escaped,called my guy one phone to come out from there |
but now you rich and good to go,did you remeber those that give you a hand those days,do take time to reach out to people in the same condition you were before ,thank you very much |
GEJ is winning the election with sambo,i repeat no PDPd ship is sinking |
me thinks she is making her self ready,but @ op are you sure you did not carry the girl from DT |
lomprico: All I see is a deformed ear!me too ![]() |
me too shebi you fine wella,if i will send you my pin sharp sharp ![]() |

which kain of posing is that one?my brother he has dentition problem,meaning this vamp teeth stuff