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Islam for Muslims / Re: Hon. Tambuwal At Mount Of Arafah During Hajj Exercise by UmmRoqeeb: 9:56pm On Oct 14, 2013
Don Magic Juan:

you pray towards the same shrine of over 360 idols.

Your religion is truly satanic inspired.

Smh, may Allah forgive you
Islam for Muslims / Re: Hon. Tambuwal At Mount Of Arafah During Hajj Exercise by UmmRoqeeb: 9:49pm On Oct 14, 2013
puppy2k: the title of this topic suppose be

homos ..in arafat
Now I know you are neurologically impaired. Mumu
Islam for Muslims / Re: Hon. Tambuwal At Mount Of Arafah During Hajj Exercise by UmmRoqeeb: 9:40pm On Oct 14, 2013
yinkard4me: There is nothing like mount arafat... Arafat is a plain ground.. Am a christian though Bhet most moslems don't knw dia religion n Dats is y they act contrary to d command n instruction of dia ALLAH.
Are you this gullible or you are seriously making an effort to be?
Islam for Muslims / Re: Obabiyi Aisha Ajibola Wins Muslim Beauty Pageant In Indonesia by UmmRoqeeb: 12:27am On Sep 19, 2013
HoLEEsinner: Happy for her and congrats to Nigeria and all muslims.
Congratu wetin? angry I'm a muslimah and I can boldy say this is an absolute rubbish!!!! My Islam does not support beauty contest. Your beauty as a woman is meant for your husband and not the world. My Islam does not support beauty advertisement!!!!!!!!!!! Rubbish!!!

Please insult the organizers and not ISLAM and other Muslims.

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Religion / Re: How My Friend Was Brutalised By Winners Chapel Officials In Abuja by UmmRoqeeb: 5:38pm On Sep 10, 2013
ucyoma: "if nobody talks abt u, den u're nobody" (MI) if nobdy talkx abt winners' chapel, den itxx not truly a winning church. U only knw & talk abt significant tinx & pple lyk buffet, gates, slim, dangote, etc Dox any1 knw or talk abt d poorest ppl on earth Haterz kip hatin, winners' kip winning. no send dem!!!
Are you this stupid or you are seriously making an effort to be?

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Religion / Re: How My Friend Was Brutalised By Winners Chapel Officials In Abuja by UmmRoqeeb: 5:23pm On Sep 10, 2013
Next IG: @Op, I am not going to exonorate the church from some unwanted happenings within her, but this your story lacks substance. Why did I said so?
(1) Every Winners Chapel has a designated parking lot either within the Church premises or outside the gate but, it is either fenced or well protected.
(2) Your friend made the mistake of parking near the church (outside) when he has been severally warned not to. That shows a sign of disobedience to the church leadership.
(3) Your friend lied by saying that the traffic officials will asked him not park at a particular point without showing him where to park.
(4) If your friend had been a true member of the Winners Chapel for Five years, he should by now knows where Church members, Church officials and Pastors do park their vehicles. Because each have their parking lot. Even the for the Church members, where the first service attendees will park is different from the second service.
(5) With the security situation everywhere, why must you park your car anyhow or somewhere near the church without letting the officials?
(6) If truly he has been a true member, he should know that even if the head of the unit is against him, he should have gone into the church and report him to any other Unit Head, Deacon/Deaconness, Elder(s), or any Pastor and his case would have been attended to immediately without bias. Because the leadership of the church won't take their action lightly if at all, it is true.
(7) For the number of years he has been in the Church he is still not a member of any unit group? That cast a doubt on his true membership in that Church. Because if he belongs to any unit, he would have reported the matter to his own unit head.
(cool The Bible said, if you had a grudge against your fellow brother (Christian), never you take the matter to the judge outside, rather, present it to the elders (pastors) in the church for an amicable solution, we shouldn't allowed unbelievers to settle our matters.
(9) How will you feel when you caned your child and he immediately went outside to call your neighbour when he hasn't reported it to his mother?
(10) Your friend said the head of the Police Anti Robbery Team called him aside and told him to take up the matter. Haba! When a Senior (woman) Police Officer is around and had shouted at him, he still had the audacity to call your friend aside for at least 3minutes advice? Hmmmm!
(11) Think with your mind not with the head. I know there is an onslaught of evil allegations against the Body of Christ the world over, but, the good news is, They Shall Not Prevail. The Church will Keep Marching on until the day of resurrection.
(12) Shalom! Jesus is Lord!!
And here comes the most certified mumu of the century. Just read through your comment and notice how gullible you are. Mtchewww

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Politics / Re: Beg Obasanjo & Be Saved- Fani-kayode To Jonathan by UmmRoqeeb: 1:21pm On Sep 08, 2013
kettykin: If only Abacha had not died before finishing the unfinished revolution, Nigeria wouldn't have produced these jokers and their principalities
You can resurrect him. Mumu
Politics / Re: PDP Candidate Rejects Offa Rerun Victory Against Kwasiec's Announcement by UmmRoqeeb: 2:35am On Sep 06, 2013
How much is pako biscuit? grin
Politics / Re: PDP Crisis: Jonathan, 10 Trusted PDP Governors, Tukur In Closed Door Meeting by UmmRoqeeb: 2:00pm On Sep 04, 2013
Na wa for this Jona O! Must he go back to that Aso rock in 2015? What has he achieved since 2009? Mtchewwww

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Celebrities / Re: "Ese Walter's Lips Tasted Like Seedless Grapes" Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Opens Up by UmmRoqeeb: 11:08pm On Sep 03, 2013
amakaikeng: In this interview by Chris Ihidero, Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo of COZA Abuja speaks on his affair with Ese Walter. His responses to the questions asked him were epic. The man is in a class of his own.

Good morning, Man of God. Thank you for finally speaking on this issue sir.’
‘Welcome my brother, you are blessed. It is you I must thank for being very open-minded about this whole nonissue. I read your column last week and I must confess Nigeria is lucky to have people like you who still use their brain cells. The Lord be praised.’

Hallelujah. So, where do we start from?’
‘Let us start from the beginning. Praise the lord.’

Hallelujah. So, what was on your mind when you invited her to the terrace of your hotel suite?’
‘That’s not the beginning. It all started when I saw her in the congregation while preaching one Sunday; she was very vibratory, especially when taken over by the spirit doing praise and worship. Praise the lord. The spirit ministered to me that she would be useful in Pastoral Care. That was why I invited her to the unit. And she was very useful. Praise the lord.’

‘Hallelujah. By ‘very useful’ you are talking about your affair with her, right?’

‘No, we didn’t have an affair; we had an understanding. Praise the lord.

Really? Explain to me how that works, sir.’
‘Praise the lord. She understood that I am a Man of God with a weakness. I understood that she was a believer with an equal weakness. She understood that I was a married man; I understood that she was a willing woman. She understood that I could make her no promises of forevermore; I understood that she understood that by associating with me I would introduce her to a level of grace she was previously unaware of.'

Is this also the kind of understanding you had with others that led to your suspension in Ilorin and the 130 women you have slept with?’

‘Lie! Big lie! One hundred and thirty?!!! Haba, how could one man have done that, even with a never seen before level of grace? They just want to give my dog a bad name just to hang it. 120, I may accept, but 130? Never. When it is not as if I have a spare mobile penis that I charge with car charger. People should fear God when saying some things o. Praise the lord.’

Continue from the link http://amakaikenga..com/2013/09/ese-walters-lips-tasted-like-seedless.html to read the rest. You haven't even read anything yet.
Na lie jor! How can a man of God say all these?

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