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Jobs/Vacancies / Urgent Interview In 2 Days! by Umoiwa(m): 9:39am On Feb 11, 2009
Hi guys, I have an interview with a bank in 2 days from now for the position of a [b]Retail Analyst [/b]and I have never attended a bank interview. Please can someone brief me on the lines of questions I will answer. I need your help please, God Bless you!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Keke Marwa Lover Having My Baby. by Umoiwa(m): 10:32am On Feb 09, 2009
KEKE MARWA is this new Tricycle motor use for transportation.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Keke Marwa Lover Having My Baby. by Umoiwa(m): 10:25am On Feb 09, 2009
Hi guys,
           I have finally found myself a wife or girl ( call it any one you like) her name is BASIRAT but my problem is she is so much in love with KEKE MARWA drivers.  And she is already pregnant for me because the DNA test confirmed that the baby is mine. Should i continue putting up with her? I need everybody's advice.
EVERYBODY START TALKING NOW!
Jobs/Vacancies / Immigration/prisons Recruitment by Umoiwa(m): 12:34pm On Jul 01, 2008
Is it true that only 200 applicants will taken from each state?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Immigration Recruitment by Umoiwa(m): 6:38pm On Apr 28, 2008
Hey guys, is it the same thing with the prison service? Cos i am interested.
Health / Weekly Pregnancy Tips by Umoiwa(m): 12:42pm On Apr 22, 2008
Hi,
   My wife and I have weekly pregnancy tips that every pregnant Nairalanders must know.  If you care to have them please drop a mail with "YES I CARE"  to tenderness247@yahoo.com.
Meanwhile here is Tips for week one.

Pregnancy Tip Week 1

Essential Nutrients for a Healthy Pregnancy
To ensure you and your baby are as healthy as possible, the following are some important nutrients you should be sure to include in your diet and some foods you should avoid:
Eat foods rich in folate, iron, calcium, and protein, or get these nutrients through a prenatal supplement.
Eat high-fiber foods and drink plenty of water to avoid constipation.
Avoid alcohol, any raw fish, fish that are high in mercury, and soft cheeses.
grin grin grin
Business To Business / Egg - Bulk Supplier Needed! by Umoiwa(m): 1:42pm On Jan 08, 2008
Hey Guys,
              An egg supplier residing arround Ikotun, Ejigbo, Ijegun, Igando and it environs is needed.  He/she should be ready to supply in bulk and on regular bases, should be able to supply at a competitive rate and should be able to respond to urgent call for supply.
Interested person should call BASSEY   on 08055258207 or mail to basseychris@yahoo.com for more info.
Career / My Boss Wants To Have Me In Her Office Or Sack! by Umoiwa(m): 4:43pm On Oct 31, 2007
Hi everyone, My boss wants to have me in her office, today is the second. She has ask me not to report for work by Monday 5th November if I don't make Love to her. But the most funniest thing is that [b]THIS WOMAN IS MARRIED [/b]for Christ sake. Peeps please tell me should I do it or not. Meanwhile she pays me well. lipsrsealed
Business / Re: Another 419 Format(beware)! by Umoiwa(m): 1:42pm On Oct 01, 2007
Bros,  take this small advice -  give them this kind of information and they will know where to fine you.
(1) Your full name -   Game Master
(2) Your address -  Grave No. 7, Drive E, Yaba Cemetry
(3) Your telephone number -  090419419419
Business / Re: Another 419 Format(beware)! by Umoiwa(m): 1:39pm On Oct 01, 2007
Bros, take this small advice - give them this kind of information and they will know who where to fine you.
(1) Your full name - Game Master
(2) Your address - Grave No. 7, Drive E, Yaba Cemetry
(3) Your telephone number - 090419419419
Politics / Re: Are Niger Delta People Actually The Most Confused In Nigeria ? by Umoiwa(m): 1:17pm On Sep 08, 2007
The Niger Deltans are not confused in any way, what is happening in Niger Delta can be liken to a colony of soldier ants when their meal is taken away from them.  NOTHING BUT ANGER. Mind you ALAMS was OBJ'S BOY.  So whether you like it or not the Niger Deltans must behold their leaders likewise the Yorubas who are beholding the almighty OBJ after all the reforms.
Politics / Re: Naira Re-Denomination: Suspended! by Umoiwa(m): 2:04pm On Aug 31, 2007
Fellow Nigerians if Naira redenomination is a big problem that it has given Prof. Chukwuma a new national title that all big men in nigeria are angry then we should watchout for outburst of Ghana's economy. THIS IS UNBILIVABLE ONE CIDI IS EXCHANGING FOR ONE DOLLAR.
Read more here http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=87894
Computers / Re: Laptop At No Cost! IT'S NO JOKE by Umoiwa(m): 9:18am On Aug 06, 2007
HI, to all those who bought my laptops, I am impressed with the way and manner some of you communicated with me, let me see here openly that all your suggestions are well noted and will be taken care of. I can not express myself well here but may almighty God bless you all. My stock has just finished but because of popular demand my next stocks will be IBM laptops. However I have been trying to talk to Mr.Peter from PH, have you recieved you package, please call or text me. Thank you all and be on the look out for your IBM, SOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Cheat? by Umoiwa(m): 1:45pm On Aug 01, 2007
Men cheats because the female folks encourages them e.g.  Is the new trend of dressing by women not enough to encourages men to do that.  I feel women has  answers to this question.  I rest my case!

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Computers / Re: Laptop At No Cost! IT'S NO JOKE by Umoiwa(m): 2:43pm On Jul 30, 2007
Sorry, I do not have your choice, I only trade on DELL but for your sake I communicate with my contacts. C H E E R S!!!!
Romance / Re: Is It Necessary To Close Ones Eyez When Kissing? by Umoiwa(m): 9:43am On Jul 27, 2007
Close your eye or not the major thing is you must kiss with a resounding emotions ok!cheesy
Politics / Fct Minister : A Calabar Man Any Hope? by Umoiwa(m): 9:26am On Jul 27, 2007
Now that my  brother is the FCT  minister, I am optimistic that instead of destroying houses and sent Nigerians homeless he will build houses to shelter nigerians.  But My problem is what is his antecedent, please can someone tell me, I am lost. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Computers / Re: Does Anyone Have A P2 Laptop by Umoiwa(m): 9:17am On Jul 27, 2007
Hey guy,
Why don't u go for P3, I still have some for sell and the price is very good. If u care lets talk. 08055258207 is my number. Cheers.
Computers / Re: Laptop At No Cost! IT'S NO JOKE by Umoiwa(m): 4:41pm On Jul 26, 2007
Hi Nairalanders,
                     This is Unbelievable but it is REAL  grin grin grin,   Six pieces of those Labtops are already shipped to my buyers.  Imagine u missing this oppurtunity. Just call me, who knows, I might give u some discount! cheesy
Computers / Laptop At No Cost! IT'S NO JOKE by Umoiwa(m): 3:59pm On Jul 25, 2007
We have in stock the following Dell Latitude Business Laptops: sad

Dell Latitude C610 CPX, Intel Mobile Pentium 3 / 1.0 Ghz., 256 MB SD-Memory, 20 GB
HDD, CD, SND, 56K Modem, LAN 100Mbit, 14.1 TFT, Touchpad etc. 


All units are tested and ok A-Grade, coming fully labelled in neutral cartons.
 
1 to 5 units: 65.500 NGN
5 units and above:59.500 NGN

Nationwide shipping with UPS  

For more information call Bassey on 08055258207

I REALLY MEAN WHAT  I'M SAYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin

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