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What if I tell you I've f98ked several Yoruba girls, especially from Ondo, by offering them ordinary cold pure water? You might think I'm lying or trying to get even but it's true. There was a day I f98ked two friends, Bisi and Busayo, on the same bed when I went on a business trip to Ore. Bisi was too shy to let me see her boobs (maybe it's her stretch marks she was protecting) but Busayo was wild and daring. It was a nasty session of fuckmatics because my hotel room smelled so bad hours after they left and I fell sick.

NevetsIbot:
mazi lazarus and his wife Missus Beatrice with their children, Chinedu,Ngodi,Obioma,Edubobo,Chibere,Amaka,Ogechi, Chukwunonso all live in a ONE ROOM APPARTMENT

Typical Igbo like over here in the west.


Don'tpush me. I'm no tribalist but as long as I havent quoted you to say stuff, stay out of my lane. Get it?

Hmm! But we're not quarreling na. I was only giving reasons why I can't marry a Yoruba lady. Their body odour and bleaching madness don't just sit well with me.

Afam4eva:
My friend stop lying.

But I'm not! She said they were trained not to leave the house at night to ease themselves for fear of danger, so sh!t and piss business is done indoors until it's dawn.

NevetsIbot:
nope. They've just seen so much of the bad side of many igbo girls.. Their rudeness,greed and all. Also, two of my uncles married igbo ladies. Should I say the first one had turned her husbands head away from home. Second wife poked mum in the eye three days after the wedding till now.

I had the unpleasant priviledge to see two display for me last month. Very contumacious set of women. They mostly show no iota of contrite at all.

I too wouldnt try to marry an ibo lady.

I would be lynched if I bring a Yoruba girl home too. They're extremely dirty and they bleach a lot too. My uncle married one from Osun State and she defecated inside a bowl.

I vote for Vizkiz

Cc NLJega.

I vote Vizkiz.
Nljega

I vote Diasyluv, Mimzy, Missgdope and my pretty sis Ivyy
cc NLJega

How much is 'lightly'?

The answer is both.

eduwando:
V6 even consumes more fuel than 4 plug but people don t know that,me as a person can never buy 4plugs vehicles,I hav been using my camry v6 for over 4 years now and no issues,I travels to my villa in the east with full thanks and still uses my car for some day before buying fuel,I think people that talks bad about v6 are mostly people who hav nt even used the car,ask the people that uses v6 cars and they will tell you v6 engines are the best,

Nna, biko jiri nwayo. No car, I repeat, no car can take you from Lagos to the east without stopping to refill.

kenny987:
Eziokwu nwanne! Ha puta ha n'ekwu inyo no ha n'onu! Nkita racha kwa ya anya. Jisie ike nwanne n'anyi ga enwe mmeri!

Ndewo, nwannem nwanyi

biafranking:
bro is not funny.the thread is too funny to take serious cos imagine the op contributing to the fall of the zooo...

You're taking him too serious. That guy is not properly educated

Biko, umu Igbo ibem, hapunu thread a. Onye nwee ya bu ezigbo onye ara

biafranking:
lol...another big fool...who told were never proud of southeast'?
the population of southeast alone is more than the population of anywhere yu can find an igbo man.Whether in lagos,kano,kaduna and jos.
No population of an igbo outside southeast can measure ndigbos in southeast..
But we want to dominate u ,dominate,ibadan,dominate lagos,dominate kano and kaduna.
So that we can buy ur land frm ur gran pa and gran mum then declared it as no man's land in the future..
Hahahaha...

We have done it in lagos .abj and jos. We shall do it again in seven fold cos we multiply by numbers and excel imediately without delay.

no time..oyel man
dont be scared cos we followed the hardway and the only way

Funny dude

omoelesa:
I, have read a whole of thread on nairaland,about how the ibos, had always chest beat about how they dominate the economy of lagos.Not only that, they also inundate us, about how lagos will sufer if they pull out their so called investment.I hereby challenged the ibos to a contest,let them pull out of lagos just for one year, and let see who will suffer between them and lagos.

Your English sef eh

Hassan080196:
What you just said shows the status of your ignorance. I've never seen someone more brainwashed than such a Christian like you. Well, whether you disagree with me, the Christian leaders in the world have all said it with their bare mouths that the only religion capable of bringing peace to the generality of the world is Islam. George said this in 2006.he said, 'Islam is the only religion that bring peace to billions of people in the world'. Obama said the same in Egypt when he was first elected as the US president. So here is answer to your question. The Muslim countries are the most peaceful countries in the world. Which country us more peaceful than Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, UAE, Qatar, Venezuela, etc in the world? America, Canada, UK huh? Bro, you gotta be kidding me...... Truth is the only thing that can free you in this world. So learn to speak truth bro.

Did you forget to mention northern Nigeria, which is predominantly Muslims? I guess Al-Shabaab, ISIS, Boko Haram, Hezbollah, Al-quaeda, etc are the merchants of the said "peace"?

Even as it is, some Muslims (especially from SW) will still hate on him just because he's Igbo. Religion of "peace" indeed!

MARKone:
His kettle, His prick

I can't control my laughter since I read this post

BabyDaddy20:
First of all he is not a Christian.
Do you mean every person from the east is a Christian ??
We also have idol worshippers.

Islam is the only peaceful religion on earth.
You will get to enjoy 100,virgins when you commit suicide & go to heaven, I envy them.

No Islamic country in the world is in peace, can you mention any Islamic country in peace.

Are you serious about this?

Interesting

IYANGBALI:
I know,na bitter leaf soup I serve una

Ok

IYANGBALI:
especially hegbo

Sorry, mate. I don't have time for that

Not again! Why is it always women in this particular business

jbankzE:
(1) Lack of self control: they said that men are moved by what they  see,when a man sees a girl he wants to “Dickosvery” what's beneath her mini skirt.

Disagree. Not all men.

(2) Upbringing: when a male child sees his dad cheat on the mom without the mum doing anything about it,he will think its a way of life to be a cheat.

Still disagree. Not all men

(3) Nigeria men are polygamous in nature: they feel its the right of an African man to have more than one woman so they cheat on their wife without regrets/remorse.

ALL MEN ARE POLYGAMOUS IN NATURE!

(4) Even when their spouse are faithful to them,they still cheat.

Not true

(5) Some blame their cheating on alcohol and often times this leads to violence

Well . .you said some so I can't argue.

(6) Some cheat because of their bad wife.

Affirmative. Some

(7) Some because of the influence of their bad friends

Very possible

( When their wife is unable to satisfy them sexually and intellectually.

You're on point. That's a factor too

(9) Some cheat because their wife smells,don't shave and have smelling vagina .
Check the remaining here....
www.jenniferbankz.com

No comment on this one ain't married yet

DedeNkem:
Family is very important. Don't exclude them from your wedding (unless you know they'll create problems at the wedding) and don't let them control your marriage. Ignore any family member who disapproves your fiancee. After all, there's a good reason why you chose your fiancee.

Some families have ruined many marriages, either intentionally or otherwise.

Thank you. That, exactly, is my point

laudate:
What if the girl herself does not know the full facts about her background? What if her parents were divorced several years ago, and she has lost touch with one of her parents, half-siblings, extended members of her father's family or mother's family?

Some kids brought up abroad, may have lost touch with some members of their immediate and/or extended family, so expecting them to know all about their background, is wishful thinking. Would that be their fault? A friend once shared his story with me, about how he met and married his wife abroad. The relationship later ended in divorce.

Hear his story: "My own maternal great-grandfather was a traditional ruler of a major town. He had 22 wives. Some he took as a traditional right. Others were given to him by neighbouring tribes to strengthen diplomatic ties, tributes etc. His own son, my maternal grandfather had 4 wives. Till date, I do not even know how diverse the family tree is, or who is related to what. After the wedding, we came to Nigeria only to discover from her parents that my wife was actually my cousin, who had taken on the name of her step-father, when her parents divorced. The whole relationship went downhill after that revelation."

Lessons learnt: It pays to involve your family and get their consent before the wedding.

Well, that too is possible and I quite agree with you. An intensive background investigation before marriage is ideal to avoid unwanted circumstances in the future, like this one you sighted. But I have problems with families who want you to marry who they approve, not who you love.

Ehen...ok, o! True love, ke? And your marriage remains childless for 6 years or more? Come back and tell me after the next couple of years, that childlessness does not put heavy strain on an African marriage, and I will believe you!

Yes o, I've seen couples living happily together without kids. I know children make marriage beautiful but you should not forget that it is God that gives them to us. Ladies who get married as virgins can become barren too. God forbid, but if that's the case we have an option to adopt from the motherless babies

Leopantro:
Umuchoke in Umuduragirishi, Amaigbo in Nwangele LGA.

Really? I'm from Umuokwarafor

megamank:
That is the same reason in Europe they also run out so easily from marriage because there was no body to teach them what it means to stay married. Even in Africa we are now experiencing higher divorce cases because most of them jumped into it in the name of civilization and I can do it alone.

No, sir. The cause is more on parent-arranged marriages than those borne out of true love

kilokeys:
Stupid post..

Its like wanting chilled drinks and not needing a fridge..


U wanna create a family and u don't need family?

Smh

Please read again

menxer:
Na wa to op ooo!

so you don't know that marriage is a bond between, not just the man and woman, but the two families?

Totally agreed.

you don't know the meaning or significance of in-laws in traditional African culture?

Are they that significant? I don't know

you don't know that nations, in the time of kings, used marriages to maintain peace and prosperous diplomatic links?

LOL! I don't care about kings, kingdoms and marriage alliances. I only care about the love I have for the woman with whom I'll spend my eternity.

you just want to marry your wife alone without "involving" the families, continue.

Thanks

Esdb3:
I don't like that you are suggesting this.

This is how America started and threw away culture thereby plunging their marital system into divorce. Don't get me wrong, am not against you. I love it when young people have opinions.

The families should not be involved after the marriage that is the system I support. If you suggest this then Nigeria will start having stories of two corpers dating for 7 months, getting married and divorcing in 3 months(this would be against the dictions of the bible). Sometimes Parents say no because of something they've seen either spiritually or by intuition.

Yes, I agree with you. I made that comment out of desperation...in fact, this thread has to do with what I'm currently experiencing.

Incest would be encouraged by your system. I don't even know how branched my family tree is. As old as my mom is she isn't sure of all her cousins. I was went for a family burial and I saw a babe and wanted to go for her before I was warned that she was my cousin.

Sir, except she's a prostitute you met in a brothel, where you don't need any formalities, there's no how you'd meet a girl now without asking her background. In fact, that should be the one of the first few start up lines to wooing her. What I'm discussing here is marriage, so I think the incest issue is clearly avoidable.

Take for example a situation of a boy that likes a girl who has been promiscuous all her life to the extent that she had a damaged womb. But he brought her home and his junior sister was able to stop the marriage because she knew the girl. A potential divorce has been stopped isn't it?

Bearing children is one of the good things about marriage but I think true love supersedes that. If the boy and the girl were truly in love with each other, nothing could have stopped their marriage. Her attitude in the past can be forgiven. Although, I wouldn't marry a girl whom my elder or younger brother had dated before

Parents should not be involved after marriage. It should be you and your family. Involvement of Parents after wedding could be disastrous. You can before the wedding decide you are marrying this lady and that's final. If they don't support you don't care. If your marriage breaks up, you'll learn. But having your family bicker into your marriage life can cause a break-up that shouldn't exist.

Yes, I agree with you. But still they can't make decisions for me. The fear of breaking up and getting snubbed by parents wouldn't deter me. After all, arranged marriages are more prone to crash

Finally, it will seem awkward in that your family will just be getting to know your wife after the wedding.
Please don't let european culture throw our culture away. We can perfect our system and make them even be allured by us.

Agreed. They have the right to be informed