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Kaandi:
Reminds me of the lyrics of Powerless by Linkin Park- Ten thousand promises, ten thousand ways to lose

All I can say is, God bless Nigeria

GOD Damn NIGERIA!

onuman:
The evil which Islamic terrorist sympathizer and parasite like you caused the people of Africa is painful.

Worse, due to your dependence on crude oil deposits in the Niger Delta, you see the south east threats to leave Nigeria as evil deed.
Any social media discourse, you bring in the southeast for insulting.

Don't mind the Sai Babarian! He has NOTHING upstairs to add to the discourse so, he resorts to what they know how to do best...show more of their hatred for IGBOS!

It's nauseatingly disgusting to watch those dirty, stinky ass FULANI HARLOTS displaying their imbecilic culture.

LordviccoDaGuru:
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Have the south east ever contributated anything good to move the country forward?

What u people know is to cause unrest sending unknown gunman

You must be living on planet Mars. The real question is: What CONTRIBUTIONS have TERRORIST FULANIS made to move this DAMNED country forward other than looting and pillaging? Absolutely NOTHING! Fulanis are NOT builders but DESTROYERS. Everywhere they go, they leave DESTRUCTION in their wake. So, please STOP lying to yourself just to make you feel good.

It's good for his dumb ass. He's the MOFO who is always underneath Buhari licking his ass. I wish those cows had stumped him.

Ijawblooded:
Hehehehehe... U are trying so hard to sell Fulani as Ijaw masters. Anyways, no Fulani bought or captured Ijaws to be slaves. Also know that everything the Ijaws suffer in Nigeria the Igbos suffer too. After all your rantings here, ur elites will still go and ass lick Fulani ass.

I am amused that you find it funny that your Fulani Masters are taking resources from your mama's backyard and giving you crumbs. How many Ijaw men or women have oil wells? Why are your schools so dilapidated? No equipped hospitals, No roads, your waters are polluted and your environment so degraded that your people are dying of asthma. You are too damn foolish and a disgrace to your people if you find NOTHING wrong with that picture to laugh like a buffoon.

This is your one LIEGERIA!

plaindealer:
Takes one to know one, says a lot about you and your rubbish.

Still rubbish though..

You people better get off your ass and stop being lazy with the economic sit at home ZERO VAT madness

Igbos are NEVER synonymous with laziness. Keep telling your self that to make you feel good. I am NOT sure where the fvck you came from but I can say without equivocation judging by the way you write that you're a lazy SOB! Why do you and your peeps feel violently angry when the same Igbos that you HATE with a passion talk about separating from your DAMNED ONE NIGERIA huh? In as much as your hatred for the Igbos is beyond measure, your dumb ass KNOWS that without them your country would be worse off.

Ijawblooded:
Who hear you now will think you are different. You show hatred for every other tribe, when someone gives you back you cry foul. The Fulani government you are talking of, hope they are not milking your resources? Hope you control your resources?

Go get your house in order before you start running your foul mouth. You're busing hating on Igbos while your slave Fulani Masters are destroying your homeland, IDIOT! You and your folks are suffering the effects of it. You can't even breathe clean air and your roof top is covered with soot. Keep up with your hatred of Igbos until it kills you. Keep it up!

plaindealer:
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Rubbish..

You collected less VAT because they are holding you back or because you sat your lazy ass at home and burn down your businesses..

When I look at the word "rubbish," what I see is YOU!

plaindealer:
Den say make una work, you no gree, you just want to sit at home, burn business, burn onion truck, burn everything so how exactly do you expect to collect any VAT from your depressed economy.

Sitting at home means less money circulating through the economy, it means less buying and selling, it means less IGR and less VAT collection.

The future sucks for that region and the fact that they are culturally and collectively self destructive just compounds the problem.

Sad..

Sad, according to your own judgment. But why NOT you and your people allow that region to go? Why are all of you up in arms when that region as you call it talks about leaving the contraption called LIEGERIA huh? I am sure the reason all of you are angry about that region leaving is NOT because you care about that region. So, what is the reason?

Obi1kenobi:
This is obviously a drowning man grasping desperately for the last floating straw. I've had enough fun for tonight.

You're dumber than I even give you credit for. Going by your own warped logic, If a teacher says to his class of 15 students, "All of you are punished." What does that mean? If you're too foolish to look up the meaning of all and act as you were directed, then shut your freaking mouth and stay ignorant. Just because you use a word in the wrong context does NOT mean it conveys the right message or make it right. I know your ego is too big for your small head and brain but if you keep on the same trajectory that you have been on, you're bound to remain in your lowly state. GOOD luck!

Obi1kenobi:
I'm confronting your illiteracy right here. Why are you pretending I'm "running away"? Are you wishing that I would run away. I will do that shortly because I have an early day tomorrow (or I should say this morning) unlike unemployed IPOB riffraff projecting their misery of unemployment on others, but I promise to be back to tackle your buffoonery when I see it. It's good to know that you can spell words like "prevaricate", but this gobbledygook above throwing a definition of "all" at me is irrelevant to the clear context of my sentence which anyone who is not a window-licking imbeciile would have figured out - and even when the context was clarified, your wounded ego (which you laughably tried to project on me in typically transparent fashion) wouldn't let you move on and you chose to humiliate yourself. A hilarious performance.

Your ranting does not get you anywhere. You lack the ability to put words together to make a coherent sentence... that's ok. Your society failed you! I get it. The problem I have is that you know your limits as far as expressing your self in a clear and coherent manner but you still want to expose your ignorance. As they say, “It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.”

Obi1kenobi:
Translation: "I have no coherent response to my stewpidity being exposed. Which is why I had to make the fabrication in the first place."

As I said, I'm embarrassed for you. You made an utter fool of yourself above. Serious shame dey catch me on your behalf. Apparently, when I say I'm taller than everyone in my family, what I really mean is that I'm taller than everyone in my family put together. What a witless dunce.

STOP comparing apples and oranges. I am sorry to even engage you because your level of understanding of the spoken word is very limited to what you probably learned in elementary school. You can talk trash all you want, just go and look up the meaning of all and apply it to the context of what you were trying to express and see how stupid you sound.

Obi1kenobi:
Yes, when I say I'm taller than all my classmates or all my family or whatever, what it really means is that I'm taller than all of them "put together". As I said, what a witless dunce. I'm happy for you to keep repeating yourself, so you keep exposing yourself to everyone as a witless dunce.
Why are you editing your comments and adding more thoughtless drivel long after you posted them. Are you too much of a witless clod to keep your train of thought together in one post. I like how the dunce is projecting his bruised ego on me after exposing his dim-wittedness to the world.

Mister, you need to learn to use a proper context when you speak or write. No wonder you are working for politicians being a thug because that's the only JOB you can get with your level of education and reasoning.

[quote author=Obi1kenobi post=107874343]Yes, when I say I'm taller than all my classmates or all my family or whatever, what it really means is that I'm taller than all of them "put together". As I said, what a witless dunce. I'm happy for you to keep repeating yourself, so you keep exposing yourself to everyone as a witless dunce.
Why are you editing your comments and adding more thoughtless drivel long after you posted them. Are you too much of a witless clod to keep your train of thought together in one post. I like how the dunce is projecting his bruised ego on me after exposing his dim-wittedness to the world.[/quote


Mister, you need to learn to use a proper context when you speak or write. No wonder you are working for politicians being a thug because that's the only JOB you can get with your level of education and reasoning.

Obi1kenobi:
Translation: "I have no coherent response to my stewpidity being exposed. Which is why I had to make the fabrication in the first place."

As I said, I'm embarrassed for you. You made an utter fool of yourself above. Serious shame dey catch me on your behalf. Apparently, when I say I'm taller than everyone in my family, what I really mean is that I'm taller than everyone in my family put together. What a witless dunce.

Do NOT run away from your statement that lacks syntax. It's a shame that every social media almajiris and s[b]ophisticated M0R0NS[/b] would come online to expose their ignorance and when called out, they start prevaricating. What is the meaning of all? Adjective: whole, entire, total, all mean including everything or everyone without exception.

Obi1kenobi:
Translation: "I have no coherent response to my stewpidity being exposed. Which is why I had to make the fabrication in the first place."

As I said, I'm embarrassed for you. You made an utter fool of yourself above. Serious shame dey catch me on your behalf. Apparently, when I say I'm taller than everyone in my family, what I really mean is that I'm taller than everyone in my family put together. What a witless dunce.

Stop whining! Just look up the meaning of "ALL," idiot!

Obi1kenobi:
Dude, you're embarrassing yourself. "Yobe generated more VAT revenue than all SE states" is not the same as "Yobe generated more VAT revenue than all SE states put together". The very fact that you added "put together" in that sentence to misconstrue what I posted already shows that the meaning of the statement was clear without the extra qualification, but either due to being a dishonest cretin, or just a brain dead mooron, you decided to lay extra emphasis with words I didn't use. I'm embarrassed for you.

You're just a dumb ass! No wonder, folks like you are the ones running the damned country into the ground. Look up the meaning of "ALL," and see how imbecilic you sound. But incase your ego would NOT allow you to look it up, here it is: All...used to refer to the whole quantity or extent of a particular group or thing. I am sorry to bruise your ego, but let me remind you that ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity.

Obi1kenobi:
Where did you see "put together" in the comment you quoted, you window-licking imbeciile. I said Yobe generated more VAT than all SE states, and you further qualified the comment with "put together" and went on to attack a comment that you fabricated. What a[b] mooron.[/b]

I guess you lack the capacity to use spoken words to express your ignorant self. If you're smart enough and know the proper use of syntax, you could have said, "Yobe generated more VAT than each of the five SE states," but smartness is NOT one of the perks you get from being a HIT man for CROOKED politicians. Besides, it's not mooron. Are you really that stupid?

Obi1kenobi:
Your dumb personal insults are not arguments. Cos you have none - and are reduced to flailing and thrashing around, grasping for something to assuage your wounded ego. Sorry ehn, but all these don't change the fact that your Igbo supremacist bubble is busted by hard data.

Like they say, truth is bitter. You hate to be called out for who you are. That's NOT an insult. It's a statement of fact. You can get mad all you want, the fact still remains that you're a typical self centered, ignorant, self loathing Nigerian who by hook or crook finds himself cavorting with CROOKED politicians and does their dirty jobs. I am sure you relish the crumbs that they hand out to you since you only care about your personal interest. So, go on and get mad... who cares!

Obi1kenobi:
Railways that are not even operational are not generating any VAT. Your links were irrelevant to my points. Then you made a wild leap from that ascribing to me an argument I never made by claiming that I said lack of infrastructure does not affect VAT. What does infrastructure have to do with Yobe generating more VAT than all SE states?

Yobe generating more VAT than all five SE states put together? It seems like you have gone into the silly and idiotic realm. Now, I truly believe that your problem isn't that you're misinformed, it's that you are COMPLETELY unaware that you are misinformed. This creates a double burden. Show me where Yobe generated more VAT than all 5 SE states. Watch the link below if you're being truthful and NOT just a lying as MOFO!

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/09/vat-what-states-generated-received-in-past-8-months/

Obi1kenobi:
If you are completely powerless to influence the agenda of the politicians you elect in your fuccking zone and hold them accountable, then the notion that the activism of IPOB thugs and riffraff would somehow sway the Federal Government should strike you as stewpid.
I have a real job. IPOB touts don't have real jobs which is why they have time for thuggery to intimidate SE citizens going about their normal lives and livelihoods and hindering their work. Their cult leader himself was an unemployed riffraff in the UK on government welfare who hit the jackpot by feeding the gullibility of IPOB cultists.

You have just spoken like a M0R0N! Your imbecilic harangue ain't gonna get you no brownie points. Just FYI: Being a political coat hangar or having relative who is a CROOKED politician from whose table you're pilfering crumbs does NOT equate to a real JOB! The reason is simply because if you have a real JOB, you would not be espousing such moronic views and beliefs.

Obi1kenobi:
1) I have no power to grant the IPOBians their fanciful wish. The average Nigerian on the street does not give a flying fucck about whether Nigeria divides or not.
2) This is not a credible demand of the SE. Not one single elected politician in the SE has advanced the cause of secession. Capitulating to the demands of noisemaking anarchists demanding secession is not how serious governance works. There is not a single secession movement to have ever existed in history without serious political mobilization. Compel your elected representatives to advance your cause. Compel your elders. Compel your elite to represent your interests. As I've said severally, a more unserious secession movement has never existed in global history than the impotent agitations of IPOB and their supporters. It's just a very unserious movement - clearly not ready to be taken seriously.

And thank GOD for that!

Obi1kenobi:
You must be confusing me for somebody else. Where did I argue that lack of infrastructure does not affect VAT? Quote the comment here.

I guess you lack comprehension. Go back and read my statements. I made an argument and added links to videos how the SE was left out when railways were being built and how that would affect its economy and hence VAT generated. What was your counter argument? You categorically stated that my statements where irrelevant to what you said initially. Your argument if you had forgotten was that SE was generating less VAT and are parasites like the other northern states in essence. So, why the heck are you trying to DENY what you mistakenly argued against?

Obi1kenobi:
1) I have no power to grant the IPOBians their fanciful wish. The average Nigerian on the street does not give a flying fucck about whether Nigeria divides or not.
2) This is not a credible demand of the SE. Not one single elected politician in the SE has advanced the cause of secession. Capitulating to the demands of noisemaking anarchists demanding secession is not how serious governance works. There is not a single secession movement to have ever existed in history without serious political mobilization. Compel your elected representatives to advance your cause. Compel your elders. Compel your elite to represent your interests. As I've said severally, a more unserious secession movement has never existed in global history than the impotent agitations of IPOB and their supporters. It's just a very unserious movement - clearly not ready to be taken seriously.

Your use of politicians to determine the pulse of the people as regards to Biafrans quest for self determination goes further to show your ignorance. Nobody expects those such as yourself and your corrupt politicians that benefit from Nigeria as it stands currently to want to change the status quo. Of course NOT! To end NIGERIA means the end for folks like you and your beloved corrupt politicians. Then you folks have to actually go out and get a real JOB rather than keep looting the treasury.

Igboid:
I don't think any Igbo man is interested in North being parasitic or not.
We just don't want to be a part of NIGERIA.

Ndiigbo are aware of our limitations and still want independence from Nigeria.
If the rest of the country believe their Useless IGR and VAT stats, then they should be better off without Ndiigbo and should help us leave NIGERIA.
Don't you think so?

Don't mind this guy. His reasoning is beyond belief. To argue that lack infrastructure does NOT affect VAT goes to show his level of understand on how the economy works. His abject hatred for Igbos notwithstanding!

Obi1kenobi:
None of what you're rambling about here is relevant to what I said. Secession is not about noise and silly chest-beating, but rational adults have to examine the strides made towards autonomy, and a parasitic SE (like the North which we like to insult) taking more money from the FG than they generate are not ready for any secession. It just shows the secessionists are unserious noisemakers who have paid no attention to the serious challengers confronting the SE.

To deny the relevance of what I said earlier in my posting goes to show your ignorance of what VAT means and its economic implications. Your reasoning surely does not show rational thinking. To argue albeit stupidly that lack of infrastructure does NOT affect VAT goes to show your level of understanding how the economy works. But I guess social media has offered everyone the opportunity to come online regardless of their knowledge or lack thereof to rant and foam in the mouth like rabid dogs. If the SE are parasites, why NOT you and your ilk accede to their DEMAND to be on their own?

Obi1kenobi:
Irrelevant. We're talking about geopolitical zones and not ethnic groups. Nobody is measuring how much tax is paid by Igbos, but how much the federating units of the country are generating.

Nah, you can't have it both ways. All you that are castigating the Igbos always like to shy away from the truth. Tell me any federal presence in Igbo land. Your damned TERRORIST FULANI government borrowed money to build railways all over the country and NO Igbo state was included and you expect the revenue to be coming from your ass? You must be the biggest JOKE of the century. Watch the videos at the links below and tell me why south east should even be remitting any VAT to the center. The states that you're touting as the biggest VAT contributors, tell me how much Federal presence are there. So, please do NOT let your hatred of Igbos cloud your judgment.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRjaa7xOrQo



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXaJarp-vhc

Authoreety:
Police will never learn.

Bunch of cowards

Is this NOT the ONE NIGERIA that Sai Babarians, Daura Jihadists, Social Media Almajiris, and Buhari Ass-lickers are advocating for? I hope they keep loving NIGERIA with all their heart and might as they become victims as well.

Authoreety:
Police will never learn.

Bunch of cowards

Is this NOT the ONE NIGERIA that Sai Babarians, Daura Jihadists, Social Media Almajiris, and Buhari Ass-lickers are advocating for?

Obi1kenobi:
How is this relevant to the fact the SE takes far more money from the Federal government than it generates internally - which makes us no different from the "parasites" in the North that we love to insult? Most of Federal government revenue comes from Niger Delta oyel money, and revenue from operations like the ports, and taxes on the industrial and commercial nerve centre that is Lagos. The stats for state IGR against Federal allocation has been posted several times here on Nairaland, so it's easy to find. And we do terribly, while some of our brothers here claim that it's some kind of strategic fiscal policy, when in reality, it's just due to the incompetence of our leaders.

There is an obvious logical disconnect between a region which pays lip service to the concept of regional autonomy and even independence - even as the region profits heavily from money it does not generate like the "parasites" in the North they love to insult.

And who are the majority of the people that patronize those ports and pay taxes on the industrial and commercial nerve center that is Lagos? To whom much is given, much is expected. If your TERRORIST FULANI government is doing its best to STIFLE businesses in the SE, do you expect them to generate VAT from stones?