₦airaland Forum

Creamish:
Ok.. In order to understand how tight or loose d shoe is, r we done sampling the babes we see physically?

is that a question I'm suppose to answer or...?

tadedayo1:
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You can hardly find a partner here. Nairaland is too childish, strictly for under age. I'm de-activating my account right away for real. Unfortunately, I sign up today and deactivating today. Bye

lols, u r not serious. I know I will meet u on nairaland again.

OrangeDream:
U are not makin any sense here Mr. Man.. Nobody is interested in who u voted for. We are only here to get valuable information as regard the future of the program with already registered interns.. If u don't have that info, please step aside

he is trying to say Nigerian youths need real job this time. the question is whats the fate of interns after one year, especially when they are not retained by their employer. although, whether he voted to buhari or Jonathan as he said is none of our business sha

naijamark:
It's over with SURE-P. Interns should expect to get real jobs. Of what good is the programme anyway? How many internship person go do self? You do for school, you do after graduation. When is the real job coming?
I voted for change, I expect real jobs.

yes ooo, that's our prayer ooo my dear friend. let's pray everything work out to b good this time.

jamanuka:
Its all over

Lols. may b, its over for new intakes (recruitment of more interns). but once u were called and taken, your money is sure.

OrangeDream:
My fear is how the modalities of payment will be?? Cos, the payment process has been transparent so far.. Once President Jonathan leaves now, it may be hijacked by hungry greedy people

if they try it and u raise alarm about it, the GIS project supervisors and coordinators will be probed.
don't be afraid, they will pay u.

Imanuelle:
Na the same thing in a way.

The NYSC scheme hasn't been in more heat than it was in Jonathan's administration, but it stood still.

As long as there is a continuous removal of subsidy, the extra cash must/will be injected into the economy somehow.

Buhari won't be too self-minded to ruin Jonathan's structures.

GIS of SURE-P and NYSC are never dsame in any way. NYSC has been there b4 Jonathan came into power, compared to GIS of SURE-P he introduced.
if oil gets finished, it marks d end of SURE-P programmes in general. oil or no oil, NYSC will continue.

ruqoyah26:
shud we continue going to work or we leave the work

don't worry, Jonathan paid your stipends for a year as soon as you were chosen for the programme. its just that there will not b any more GIS recruitment.

ejiykzazi2007:
Sure-p has a mandate from 2012- 2015, we were hoping GEJ wud give it a fresh mandate and extend it but as tins are now.... This year may be the permanent end of it...

u r right bro

Imanuelle:
Why all the panic?

NYSC hasn't been scrapped, why would SURE-P be scrapped?

SURE-P and NYSC no b dsame nah. Except if the programme is extended, it will end this year. SURE-P is financed with the subsidy removed from fuel. But NYSC remains the one year service u render to your country after graduation.

Cutehector:
No! Assume evry female here in nairaland to be a flirt

lols. Really? But there are good ones nah

MizMyColi:
This is Spot On.
Op, how are we supposed to know?
One ought to be careful though.

If I were in your shoes
I will first get a friend material, use am sew underwear.....then wife material would be the main clothing.

Hope you catch my drift

infact, i am holding onto ur drift. Most of t here jst wnt d chat and nothing more. Shebi na when u give d guy chance to b frnd, we go come dey talk abt d cloth.

Creamish:
It depends on who's shoes iv got on. Am I wearing urs now?

okay, yes. My shoes

Creamish:
Are they human? If Yes, then there is that possibility that some can.

wow. If u were in our shoes as a guy, will u give it a trial on nairaland?

Oxasbi:
There is no harm in trying...

lols. U knw this kind of experience is a one way journey, no going back. What if person do mistake?

ITbomb:
Money for Interns for the full year program has already been set aside.

Seminar money is expected around 15 to 18, just before monthly stipend payment.

Any other delay of pending payment issue is internal issue between your employer ad sure-p it center

thanks for ur response. How come u av all these info, are u part of sure-p project committee?

ITbomb:
Money for Interns for the full year program has already been set aside.

Seminar money is expected around 15 to 18, just before monthly stipend payment.

Any other delay of pending payment issue is internal issue between your employer ad sure-p it center

thanks for ur response. How come u av all these info, are u part of sure-p project committee?

Will the exit of Jonathan mark the end of GIS internship? what is the fate of the GIS interns now that Jonathan has lost the election?
I learnt a couple of the interns went for seminars, workshop and training before the election and have not been paid their transport allowance until now. Not to talk of their standing stipends yet to be paid to them.
On what ground do the interns stand now?

I have actually pondered about this a couple times, and still haven't come to a conclusion. Yep, its true nairaland babes are friendly and natural from what I have seen so far, but can they really make a good wife material?
Matured answers please. No abuses, just tell me what you feel...!

Olajumokedamope:
guilty of just number 1

are u sure? guilty of one abi all?

henribj:
your head is there

no mind them, they think they r smart abi?

Missmossy:
Lol some girls though!

Lols. so to which category do u belong?

Twaci:
This election has gotten everyone's nerves all tuned up, so lemme lighten the atmosphere with these crazy things girls do to get a guy's attention.

Here we go:

1. Sucking in of tummy.
Girls, how many of you will say u have not done this? Even subconsciously? You are walking down the street with your friends and you see this very cute guy with his peeps and all of a sudden, u push your tummy in and push ur chest out.....and catwalk. Don't lie, we all do it.

2. Asking for stupid favours on a regular basis.
"Um, can u help me with your pen?" You have about three pens in your purse and might not even need it in the class, but just to get his attention, out of all your friends around u, you tap him gently and in the sweetest voice possible ask for his pen. Not just pen. You ask for salt, help with the light bulb, his book.....even broom sef!

3. Going against his opinions in a open conversation.
Even I am guilty of this . In an open conversation in class or group hangout, he says something and u immediately go against it vehemently. You wan form say you get your own opinions....in other words, independent and we all know guys love Independent women, don't we?

4. Hateful attitude.
He sits beside u and u frown your face. You pass him and his friends and say hi to them all except him. You create the illusion that u don't like him...while u wither all up inside when u hear his voice. (NLand girls do this a lot )

5. Phonetics.
U immediately switch to phonetics whenever he is around. U talk through your nose, forming oral english teacher just to create the impression that u are classy. Most times, it all turns up fake and funny as it would seem u are talking through your nose. "Puh-lease car-n yuh jas be ya-self?".

6. Bumping into him.
Classic move, never goes wrong. You see this cute yummy-looking guy walking your way, u 'accidentally' bump into him and fall. "Oh! Am sorry dear. Are u okay?". In the sweetest voice and brightest smile, "Yeah, thanks....". According to movies, that always leave a lasting impression. Guys does it?

That's all I have dearies. Lets hear yours

when such girls come across innocent guys like me, the following reactions are how overcome their temptation:
1. sucking in of tommy: here, to avoid the mind processing what the eye pictures, we rather look unto God by reading our bible, when those girls cat walk and retract their pot belly.
2. Asking for stupid favour on regular basis: when u ask us for favour more than twice, we will begin to see u as a wave (disturbance). we rather change our position or perhaps, leave vicinity completely.
3. Going against his opinion in an open conversation is actually out of the game. most ladies do not know this that u will create a wrong impression in the guy, instead of your targeted reason for doing that. when u do that to us, we will avoid u. we don't like being opposed.
4. when u behave like u hate us, we go reciprocate am with our attitude towards u. Newton 3rd law of motion states that "to every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction".
5. change phonetics because of us, we go use ehn... frustrate u.
6. when u bump into us, we either dodge u or jump u pass.

Nneka123:
Hmm

1.) only girls with big tummy do that, if you have a flat tummy, you got no wahala

2.) ok I do this, if only I just wanna be silly I don't ask for salt and bulb

3.)

4.)

5.) ok no!
6.) tah! Who does that

u av done all, remember the first day u saw me

pweedyuz:
Hahahahahah
Whu wan carry last??

I am not related to dangote, but I want u... pls don't say NO

heryyy:
The same thing happened to me at first my first interview date was cancel due to there network and they re schedule me for another 3weeks, which was about a month ago.... almost identical question as the OP, here is my own version

Embassy: What are you going to do in the US

Me: I'm going for a 2 weeks holiday in Manhattan, New York

Embassy: Do you have any relatives in the US ?

Me: NO

Embassy: Where will you stay during your visit ?

Me: I have booked a 2 weeks confirmed / fully paid accommodation at so so hotel in Manhattan

Embassy: What do you do in Nigeria

Me: I work for so so Logistics Company as Senior Administrative Officer

Embassy: How much do you earn

Me: I earn 230k Per Month

Embassy: Are you married ?

Me: Yes i am married with 2 beautiful kids

Embassy: Scroll through my passports (I have 2 passports attached together one expired and the new passport was issued in London) and asked which countries i have been to

Me: I have been to Singapore, Malaysia, Cambodia and the UK (UK was a 4yrs student visa)

Embassy: I see you didn't make use of your Cambodia Visa, What happened ?

Me: I was going with a friend, we couldn't book the same flight so he went before me, i was to meet him 2 days after, he got there and 2nd day he was robbed, he called me to inform me its not safe so i cancel my ticket and didn't bother to visit the country.

Embassy: How long have you been working for your company

Me: 2yrs

Then she typed and typed then print out the almighty refusal letter and said i can reapply if i want

Now i think i understand why she refused me reading from experience people here

I think my answer was too straight forward and i applied alone leaving my wife and kids behind

Also at the time my bank statement balance was around 3Million Naira which ofcus she didnt bother to ask, meanwhile i have other business that fetch me money which i should have mentioned when she asked how much i earn

Do anyone believe i stand a chance if i reapply and correct the error i highlighted ?

Thanks.

yes u do. your previous travelling history shows u av a tie to your country. just make sure that when next u reapply, u av a strong reason for travelling. not for visiting this tym or for tourism. tell them u r probably going for your m.sc, I can assure u they will give u d visa.

[quote author=muhamm3d post=32034832][/quote]travelling agent or no travelling agent, the VO will deny u if he or she wants to deny u. will d travelling agent stand there with u? all my friends that consulted all sorts of travelling agents failed, as far as it the us embassy. I got mine and I never consulted any travelling agent.

Royals1:
thank you everyone for ur contributions. Howeva d issue is every one wit his or her opinion. If am specific, pple will giv it as excuse for refusal, if am xplanatory, pple will say i talk too much as xcuse for my refusal. So its lies in God hand. As for d guy dt says i lie on invitation, if u will like to see it i will show it to u, only if u request sha, just like d VO did not ask for it. Every document of my cousin is with me but she neva asked about dem. Anoda thing dt i see again is travelling xperience which i dont have, it might be d reason for my refusal. But whocheva way, if u are fortunate thank God, if u are not struggle continue, its not a do or die, i ave my job here dt i can still survive with. I can reapply again someothe time.

its not really about the travelling experience, I went to the embassy with a virgin passport that has UK's denial on it. but the vo saw it and never asked me anything about it. I av never travelled but I was given d visa. sometimes, its God's grace, I don't want to call it luck.

Royals1:
I thought it is when they ask of any documents (like invitation letter) that I will present it, but she neva ask of any document yet. First thing is just d questions, infact most applicants did not present doc, just d questions before any documents.
Howeva now I don't know where ny fault is.

in most cases, they look at your face to know if u r desperate about travelling out or not. once they sense any atom of u being despirate, they will deny u d visa. u must appear very calm to them. then, telling them u r going to visit your cousin remains unnecessary to them, whether with or without letter of invitation...
when I went for an interview with them, I behaved like I was forced to come for the interview. they saw on my face that I wasn't desperate and I need not convince them about avin d visa. reason is cos, someone shattered my morale that morning by telling me that I stand no chance of getting d visa, since its my first attempt. He gave me himself as an example that it was his 3rd attempt. but it actually helped me to appear to the vo as if I no longer need d visa, and d interview lasted for just 2mins. then d vo asked me to come back after 2 working days to get my passport.
funny enough, d vo never asked me for any document or evidence or statement of account or whatever u can call it. it was a pure oral conversation for 2mins.

rubey:
Op needs to have lot of real sex

rubey:
Op needs to have lot of real sex

what about me? it seems I self service too.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]I Never said self servicing in itself is a bad action.

But getting addicted to it is not good. The Op said he finds more pleasure in it than sex.[/color]

read properly before u quote. he has never said he derives pleasure in it more than sex. I guess u r mis quoting him to prove your argument is right.

I hope its not my abia that u guys want to divide into Aba and abia state? I hope its not my abia state that u guys want to divide into Aba and abia state?

lovely write up. I av heard so much about how beautiful interviews are with the american embassy in abuja and how difficult it is with d Lagos centre.
I actually had mine in Lagos and the experience was quite different from yours.
interview in Lagos centre is like trying ur luck under probability. I wish to paste my experience here but its gonna take so much space. I will do that in future sha, since I av compiled it in ms word format.
The good news is that it went well and I was given the visa. That was my first and last attempt and my passport is a virgin passport. don't mind the ppl with the believe that VOs do not issue visas to ppl on their 1st attempt. I was told that and I never listened to them cos, I felt I am different. 1ce successful, they will ask u to come back in 3working days to get your passport, so as to enable them put their visa in it.
congrats op for the visa.