Dzeimzb:
New Recruitment at Access Bank 2015

Access Bank Plc is a full service commercial Bank operating through a network of about 366 branches and service outlets located in major centres across Nigeria, Sub Saharan Africa and the United Kingdom. Listed on the Nigerian Stock Exchange in 1998, the Bank serves its
various markets through 4 business segments: Personal, Business, Commercial and Corporate & Investment banking.

Banking Positions
Job Type: Full Time
Qualification: BA/BSc/HND
Job Field: Banking

Access Bank Plc presents The 10-minutes Job Opening

The Recruitment Portal will be open:

Date: Everyday for 30 days from 11th of May to 10th of June

Time: 10:00 AM to 10:10 AM

Method of Application
Interested and suitably qualified candidates should click here to apply online.

Deadline: June 10,2015

what are the qualification?

ikorodureporta:

So u dnt biliv...hw doz it affxt d eyez?

if u understand the concept behind the eyes and their lenses, u will know y it affects the eyes. but if d eyes r covered by d eyelids, how will it affect it?
u may av a point here, but I can assure u that if there is any effect of rays (from the laptop) on the kidneys, its going to be very infinitesimal. at least not to d extent of shutting down the kidneys.
na diabetes dey cause most kidney wahala.
may b, OJB drinks a lot.

hello I actually want to know if between N220,000 to N230,000 can book me a flight from Lagos to New York. If I can get something cheaper, I will be fine too. Departure date is May 23, 2015. return date is April 12, 2016. destination is JFK, Newyork, USA. I wish to hear from you soon. I don't mind multiple stopovers. Just now

Shortyy:
so basically you was råped by a woman? lmaooooo

no use your sentence kill us, simply say "basically, you were raped by a woman", simple.

Mprex:
unamama

what naaa?

Mprex:
biko the guys should come and talk about this one

I guess ur guy is guilty of it as well

with your points, without someone interpreting to you, u should know NL supports fake and fraudulent lifestyle. when u open an account with false name, picture, identity, no trace of previous pix, etc. u make useless comments because, u feel no one can trace u.
although, I still enjoy coming here because of the news updates. with NL, u wouldn't need to buy newspapers.
I enjoy the IM on FB couple with d fact that u wouldn't want to misyarn there, since ur identity is real

I av got nothing to add because, I don't know what it means to b at the newspaper stand. Na people like u get that kind thing.

o boy, u be comedian. so after all, u finally left the clothes u never wanted your neighbours to steal like Willi Willi. help me tell Chidinma make she send me that dp of your unclothedness.

chai, no wonder the SA are asking u ppl to leave. even me wey b Nigerian self dey vex with this your article. learn to summarize jooooor.

Thandolwethu:



Our president has sent in the Army to stop the riots and attacks.

Unlike Jonathan who cant send in the army to stop boko haram

my dear friend, terrorism is a global issue, it is not peculiar to only Nigeria (fighting book haram). Your country may be fortunate it didn't start there so, don't see it as a point to defend your country's wrong doings.
To me sincerely, you don't have any meaningful point comparing Jonathan to your president. what Jonathan faced was pure terrorism and telling me he didn't send armies to try and stop book haram shows u don't read news updates. Then why should I believe your writeup when I know get news updates? probably, this is just an article put up by u as one of the guilty idiots in your country to defend your terrorism act.
I really don't see any difference between the RSA and book haram, sorry to say, its a global shame on your country.

FLAWLES:
Axin pay for T-fair in NAIJA? Ok

it happens in naija ooo. precisely here in Lagos.

ireneony:
what the fuccvk do you mean 'they pay for his t fare' guy do you live in this country at all..
even a guy will slap you for this statement.
since i was born , now am getting old i have never pay for a guy fare no matter how handsome he is

if we are friends that's another case, and there is a way he will ask...what the fucck are mine saying...hell no!




op do you think nigerian ladies are white

then who go pay the t fare b4, me? hahahaha

Aminat508:
lol, una don vex

Lols, yes nah. e even reach to make us protest.

like I will always tell people. life is not about competition. when u keep stalking your ex, it only hurts u when, u feel he/she is doing better, or u feel arrogant when u feel u r doing better. But I don't really get your definition of stalk sha, it is inevitable that one will always want to know how his/her ex is faring afterwards.
sometimes I do it too, especially when she actually left a legacy in my heart/life. Not when u r happy or when u feel liberated that u av just broken up.
hope I'm making sense here

Aminat508:
Dis one small, if u see d kind gift my boo boo bought for me on my birthday, hmmmm u go run

make we hear word jooor. u girls r very stingy. u expect ur boo to buy u cars, gold, diamond and offer u the most expensive gifts on your birthday. what do u ppl give your bfs on their birthday as well? boxers, singlets, cards or in most cases, just birthday wishes. yet when they buy u things like handsets and then take u out to make your day, u will say they are stingy. then, what term do we use for u girls? may b, aka gum to the earth.

HStar89:
Can't really sleep when you're busy all the time.....

I don't get

Bbglory:
Gr8t

thanks dear

Lols, its no surprise that anyone who opposes this thread is guilty. u r right op

ignis:
Nice one
You forgot to add Pornograpgy and Masturbation.

lols. okay thanks for reminding me

naturally:
Nice1

thanks

youngpol:
You're forgetting something.. Nagging!!

lols. r u serious about it?

RickRichards:
Source?

u can do some Google works if u r not okay with it

ademega:
Good one

thanks

Drilz:
Its a really cool thing to do, I hv been sleeping naked since my boarding days but d only disadvantage I have is dat I rarely hv sleepovers at pple's place because I cant go naked.. if u must practice naked sleeping pls make sure ur sheets r always clean to avoid infection. My best hobby is sleeping naked

okay, no probs

dagentility:
I luv sleeping unclad

are u serious?

Mprex:
maybe i will try that but not tonight

y naw?

Raalsalghul:
Correct! I thought I was the only one who liked sleeping naked. Didn't know there were folks who shared the same liking with me. Moreover, your point that says sleeping naked will make you feel sexy is something I couldn't agree more with. It is sexier if you had just taken your bath.

lols

Cucumber is a wonderful vegetable and belongs to the
Cucurbitaceous family, its scientific name being
Cucumis sativus. This vegetable is considered as a
super food for its effects on the overall health.
This plant is extremely easy to grow and is cultivated
in various sizes, shapes and colour, it can be cultivated
all over the world.
It has a light to dark green thin skin, moisture rich flesh
and has tiny edible seeds inside, it is best harvested
when it is young, tender and just short of achieving
maturity. It has a slightly sweet flavour and is mainly
eaten raw in salad or sandwiches or in the form of
juice.
Check out the following benefits and uses;
1. Helps soothe sunburn
2. Cucumber juice can be used for the hair in order to get
silky and shiny hair, it conditions and makes the hair
more manageable.
3. Reduces dark circles - place two slices on the eyes for
twenty minutes or soak two cotton balls in cucumber
juice and place them on your eyes. It rejuvenates the
skin and causes dark circles to fade.
4. Fights constipation.
5. Is a good source of fiber.
6. The water content in cucumber aids the function of
kidney by promoting urination. Regular consumption of
cucumber can also dissolve kidney stones over time.
7. Aids digestion.
8. Fights intestinal worms.
9. Aids prevention of cancer.
0. Good for dental health.
1. Reduces bloating and flushes out waste from the body.
2. Treats blood pressure.
3. Cures hangovers.
4. Strengths bones.
5. Treats Open Pores- You can also use cucumber to
treat open pores. Extract cucumber juice and use it
as a toner. You can also mix it with apple cider
vinegar, tomato pulp and Aloe Vera gel to make it
more effective.
6. Fights Cellulite- Cucumber can also help to banish
cellulite of thighs. Mix some ground coffee with
cucumber juice and raw honey to make a thick
paste. Apply this on the affected areas, wrap it in
muslin cloth and exfoliate gently after 30 minutes.
Eating cucumber can also treat cellulite.
7. Treats Blemishes.
8. Strengths hair.
9. Cucumber as a Face Pack- Cucumber offers
multiple benefits when used as a face pack. Grated
cucumber and cucumber juice can be used as a key
component in facial masks to treat wrinkles,
pimples and other skin problems.
1. Take a fresh Cucumber and blend it in a blender to
make a fine paste. Add some lemon juice drops and
1 teaspoon of honey to it. Apply it all over the face
and leave it for 20 minutes. Wash it off with tap
water and pat dry. This face pack will help to
reverse tanning.
2. Mix some turmeric and lemon juice with fresh
cucumber pulp. Apply it on the face and leave it for
15 minutes. Wash it off after it dries. This will
control oil secretion of the face.
3. Mix a teaspoon of oats with cucumber pulp and
leave it aside for half an hour. Apply it on the face
and neck and leave it to dry for 20 minutes. This is
very effective for dry skin. You can also add honey
to this face pack to moisturise the skin.
0. Controls Puffiness of the Eyes.

Fluted pumpkin (Ugwu)is one of the commonly
consumed dark green leafy vegetables in Nigeria and
many of us in Nigeria have been eating Ugwu without
really realising the benefits.
This type of dark green leafy vegetable is so versatile
and can be recognised as a panacea to cure some of
our hunger as well as illness if only we can look deep
into its benefits.
While many people prefer to cook it as a vegetable with
all the condiments that help wet the appetite, some just
boil and eat it plain like that or blend it into a shake.
What ever the case may be, there are guaranteed level
of various nutrients with any style.
See the following health benefits of Ugwu:
1. Contains a healthy amount of vitamins.
2. Prevention of convulsion- the young leaves are sliced
and mixed with salt and coconut water and then stored
in a bottle for treatment of convulsion.
3. Lowers cholesterol- leaves have hypolipdemic effect
and may be a useful therapy in hypercholestolemia.
4. Boosts fertility- a study shows that ugu has the ability
to regenerate testicular damage and increase
spermatogenesis.
5. Protects the liver.
6. It has antibacterial effect.
7. Rich in iron and can be used to cure anaemia.
8. Can be used by nursing mothers to lactate properly.
9. Is good for diabetics as it has sugar reducing effects.
0. Increases blood volume.
1. Boosts immune system.
2. Has high protein content.