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hahn:
It is a figment of your imagination

It is incompetent

It can svck my dick

Despite all these insults, He still loves you. And remember He died for you.

hahn:
It should have loved the woman instead

He not "it". He is a person and He gave His life to redeem us from our sins. If you receive Him today as your Lord and personal saviour, your life will never be the same.

hahn:
The omni-incompetent Jehovah has failed one of it's delusional followers once again

Jesus loves you.

[quote author=hahn post=65322902]The omni-incompetent Jehovah has failed one of it's delusional followers once again

Jesus loves you.

ExAngel007:
after leaving heaven. I decide to enjoy my stay down here on earth.

heaven is such a boring place with lights and people like me singing repeated songs

I don't know whether you posted this as a joke? But pls, I beg you to be careful with your jokes. Jesus loves you.

tayooluwole:
I don't know if any body here is in my shoe... Since I was born I have attended many crusade and church services. During any of the services, any time the instruction is prescribed that all who wish to denounce sin and become born again should come out to receive prayers, me no they carry last to follow go out to be born again at that moment. The issue is, my being born again at any point in time doesn't take much time before it expires. Just at the moment I decide to be born again the holyholy will be there but by the time the holyholy run into 2 to 3 days it begins to desolve till I go back to the status quo. The logic behind this is that, if Jesus is to come withing the shortest time that follows the moment of my being born again that means heaven sure me die but if na after it has expired OYO is my case but Jesus will surely consider my seriousness by looking at the number of times I have come to him...

Pls how can someone be permanently born again without much sin ?

Note: he get some things wey Christians go count as sin and wey if ah no do na hunger go kill me...

Christian brothers over to you...

Matthew 5:6 Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled.

Romans 10:9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. 10:10 For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.

10:13 For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.

May the good Lord give you strength to overcome temptations in Jesus name. Amen.

fuckerstard:
If i leave this country am not coming back, life no mean anything here o.

Bros, nowhere is safe. Safety can only be found in Jesus. You have soon forgotten how many people are being gunned down in America.

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So you actually believe in evolution? Sad.

People should stop calling all these evil places "church"

aaronson:
I'm still wondering to myself, how did Albert Einstein ever know gravitational wave was responsibly for gravity?
That guy is greater than God for having such a bright mind, Even God the owner of the said universe can not put checks and balances to such disastrous disaster like hurricane. I believed if Einstein was still alive, he would have proffered solution to help Astrophysicist solve this hurricane disaster.

Jesus loves you. God sent Him to die for you.

eezeribe:
Op,you should have channelled the energy you used in creating this post to review the specifications of both phones,and then choose the one you would prefer.
Does it mean that without nairaland,people can no longer make up their minds
Go and buy fake Nokia torch.

You should have channeled the energy you used in telling him to channel his energy by telling him which phone is better.

Too short.

For only 3 days?

aloeman15:
Been trying to download files less than 5mb.
I'm getting 'invalid link'.
Can anyone download the 15mb limit?

I downloaded 15mb but nothing more.

The only solution is to get another sim just for night browsing.

goodwishes:
You call a River/Stream a Beach I'm amazed. I served in Abakaliki,The only thing i liked about Abakalki is the comfort i get from their hotels,it makes me feel i'm home(in Lagos). I stayed alot at the hotel in WDC(can't remember the name properly), I miss my lunch at Stadium with the big titus fish Abakaliki wasn't this fine,i preferred to relax at Enugu some weekends,i guess it has improved now.

So you think that beaches are only found at seas? Don't you know that rivers and lakes have beaches as well?

Youngpo413:
seriously?

Yes seriously.

Joshkid:
what's the price for airtel's night plan?

500MB for #25.

Pls, are we still going to receive android 7?

It has started working again.

Friedyokes:
BUT MTN AND AIRTEL DON REMOVE DIA NIGHT PLAN

They didn't even wait for the date to reach.

This is the message I received when I tried to subscribe

Grundig:
Unless I'm informed otherwise, One thing I dislike about this project is that it is a single carriage rail line. And For me, that is not good enough. Nonetheless, this is a laudable adventure.

What do you mean by a single carriage rail?

Collinz2:
nope.

l use Etisalat 200mb for #200 for updates sometimes. It lasts for a week. Just dial *200# select 3 then 1 then 2 for weekly plan.

Collinz2:
I wonder.

You have since updated your phone I hope?

Collinz2:
if i may ask which subscription and how much? i wanna upgrade also but am afraid of airtel.

Wow! Aug 24! And it just appeared in my mention today lol. Who hijacked this post?

seedorfy134:
Who received this new August update?

I did but I am yet to update.

Collinz2:
if i may ask which subscription and how much? i wanna upgrade also but am afraid of airtel.

Its the 200mb for #200. Just dial *200#.

Collinz2:
which network did u use

Etisalat.