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CelebritiesRe: Pregnant Oge Aneke Cradles Her Bare Bump In New Photos by uncleabbey(m): 10:11pm On Jul 25, 2017
Hope your village people aren't on Social Media sha
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PLEASE READ CAREFULLY N-agro, Applicant The Process Is Slightly Different. by uncleabbey(m): 3:14pm On Jul 25, 2017
Do not wait for SMS, login now
I repeat do not wait for SMS
RomanceRe: How I Taught A Slayqueen A Lesson Funniest Comment by uncleabbey(m): 3:11am On Jul 25, 2017
Taught not thought
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Apply For Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Recruitment 2017 by uncleabbey(m): 2:44am On Jun 06, 2017
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Apply For Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Recruitment 2017 by uncleabbey(m): 12:28pm On Jun 02, 2017
Please I want to ask a stupid question, is refferee the same as sponsor. Please answer before I proceed
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Apply For Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Recruitment 2017 by uncleabbey(m): 12:26pm On Jun 02, 2017
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Christianity EtcRe: Is The Yoruba Eshu Same As The Christian Devil? by uncleabbey(op): 9:03pm On May 07, 2017
oaroloye:
God explicitly Commanded that HIS Worshippers were NOT to make MENTION of the gods by name.

It would make as much sense for the Scandanavians to call him "LOKI."
Lols. So what is the igbo equivalent of Satan
Christianity EtcRe: Is The Yoruba Eshu Same As The Christian Devil? by uncleabbey(op): 9:01pm On May 07, 2017
sheeda995:
You are right, I have always said it, that the problems of black is not as a result of anything other than low IQ and energy, they lack the energy to come out in mass, voice out in mass to debunk that Eshu is Satan. They should have thrown the bible inside the dustbin when they receive that, but instead they embraced it and started calling their once loved Eshu Satan.
The funniest thing is that people pray in Yoruba against Eshu
Christianity EtcIs The Yoruba Eshu Same As The Christian Devil? by uncleabbey(op): 2:22pm On May 07, 2017
Samuel Ajayi Crowther was captured by Muslim Fulani during the Fulani/Oyo wars and he was sold with his mother and toddler brother to Portuguese slave buyers. However, the ship was intercepted by British Royal Navy and the slaves were released by taking them to Sierra Leone. This was where the Anglican Church Missionary Society took over the educating of young Ajayi.
One of his foremost achievements, apart from taking Christianity to the Niger Delta parts of modern Nigeria, Ajayi Crowther translated the English Bible into Yoruba. This can thus be said to be the first medium through which the Christian Satan/Devil/Lucifer was thus interpreted as the Yoruba Eshu.
Ajayi Crowther was also the one who compiled in 1843 the English-Yoruba Dictionary upon which so many others have been patterned till today. The word ‘Bara’ in the dictionary reads out the meaning thus: “god of mischief, the devil, Ifa.” Here it is plain that the devil and Ifa are the same to Ajayi.
Bara is a word use in qualifying Eshu in some of Eshu’s oriki poems: “Bara ti o logun ika/ To so ile ana re di ahoro (Bara who does not have evil medicine but turns his in-laws home into desolation). Bara l’abelekun sunkun ki eru o ba elekun/ Bi elekun ba n sokun, Laaroye a ma sun eje (Bara is the one who weeps with those weeping and they will be frightened by the time they see Eshu/Laaroye/Bara weeping blood). Bara ni abonimi su mi ki eru ba onimi/ Bonimi ba n su imi/ Laaroye a ma su ifun (The one defecating will be full of fright by the time he sees Eshu defecating his intestines). That is Eshu for you, a god that overdoes things in a frightening way… a prankster.
On the other side though, Eshu is the link between man and heaven – to the Yoruba. He is a strong god and one who has to be pacified so that he takes his tricks elsewhere, and moreover he does not allow trouble or evil to be done to us. If the Bible version is the same as this Eshu whom Yoruba add his name to the prefix of their children at birth e.g. Eshu-Biyi, Eshu-Tunde, Eshu-gbayi, and they even have a shrine of upside-down earthenware bowl with a hole in the bottom, to venerate this god, then does this mean the Yoruba worship the same Lucifer/Devil that rebelled against God?
It is clear that even the translated Yoruba-English dictionary in which Bara is also attached to Ifa shows that the translators have little or no knowledge about the Yoruba deities. Ifa and Eshu are not the same. While Ifa is the mainstream religion of the Yoruba brought to earth (like Jesus or Paul brought Christianity) by Orunmila who lived in Oke Igeti in today’s Osun State, Eshu had never lived like a man with children or wives… he is a god with functions in heaven. That is why another oriki says of him as “O san sokoto penpe/ Onibode Olorun.” (One who wears short pants and guards the way between man and the Heavens)
Let us objectively look into the function of Eshu who is a fierce god, like Thor or Sango but not evil like Hades. Eshu has to be constantly sacrificed to in Yoruba belief because he is the one between us and the other gods. Eshu has the power to decree any god not to harm a mortal and can also look away if the offending mortal refuses to perform sacrifice to ward of evil. Eshu does not cast evil, he is merely performing his duties to ensure that no man is unjustly attacked by evil.
There are eight forms of evil in Ifa philosophy, these are Death, Pestilence, Loss, Paralysis, Trouble, Curse, Bondage and Iniquity. All these eight are under the supervision of Eshu according to God (Olodumare) who placed Eshu in that role to monitor their activities. These eight are always trying to hinder the progress of man and this is why any sacrifice or rites performed on earth to ward evil must have Eshu’s Fifth share since he alone has authority to tell the Eight evil to desist from harming a particular person.
These items of sacrifice are mostly edible stuff that sometimes have to be shared to the person’s neighbours so that in their merriment they pray for him as well, it is also a form of tithes receipt for the babalawo and lastly some of the items are used on the person sacrificing; There is an example in a verse of Ifa where an albino called Ondese was asked to sacrifice on a particular day against death. He was asked to use Buje (a plant which has a juice used for tattooing) for sacrifice. The priests then used the Buje to rub him all over. On the appointed day Death came to seek him, Death could not recognize that the man who has been rubbed all over with Buje is the albino he sought; so Death left and Ondese lived longer.
The Christian Satan is a rebel; the Yoruba Eshu would never think of derailing from his functions. It is only the witches and sorcerers that Eshu has no power over and this is where Ifa too says that it is only one’s Ori (head/soul) that can protect one against Dark/Evil Magic cast by witches. Eshu has nothing to do with cursing man or turning man against God. He serves as mediator between us and the heavens. There is no record in Ifa that Eshu rebels against Olodumare, besides, is it not demeaning the power of God that the omniscient created something It had not foreseen would rebel and cause trouble for mankind in such huge scale?
Ajayi Crowther could have translated the Bible Satan as satani. He was a boy of 12 when he was stolen from Osogun, his village in Iseyin, Oyo, and had very little knowledge, if any, of Eshu and his complicated functions. If Eshu were the Devil, Ifa would totally have been upturned into evil and Yoruba would not be one of the most enlightened race in Africa today. We would have been submerged in the Devil’s evil.
Eshu is not evil. But today, millions of Yoruba have seen Eshu as the Christian devil with the influence of the translation and the Yoruba Bible. The Yoruba dictionary clearly shows that elitism crept into the translating pen of the translators as a result of their little knowledge of Yoruba spiritual beliefs, which Christianity taught them is the Devil’s belief. Let us remove prejudice and be objective… Eshu shields man from evil and can also expose man to evil, but he is not evil. Neither is he contesting power with God.
It is the Christian God that is a white man with white beard and a golden crown… The Yoruba God (Olodumare or Olorun) has no form. It has never been described… Olodumare is an existence in the transcendence. Something no deity can contest power with. Evil is also formless, that is why the Eight Evil were placed under the authority of Eshu to protect man, but Witches can use their craft to tap into the evil energy but unfortunately they are not subjected to Eshu and difficult to pacify them. God allowed evil but restrained evil, and only the karma of man brings them upon him. Even if witches cast evil on a man, his Ori is his last bunker to defend him and this Ori also depends largely on the past karma he has accrued.
It is ridiculous to say God’s creation is rivalling him to take earth when there are thousands of planets within and outside our Solar System. When the Bible was written with this view of throwing devil into earth, there was little idea of the galaxy. If the bible were written today, the Genesis and Revelation would have been written differently. Lastly, Eshu cannot take or give man soul, like the Christian Devil can. Eshu does not need a soul or reside in any Hell. He is an important minister of God. Those who perform devil worship and the Satanists perform a lot of human sacrifice and mortification… but Yoruba do not sacrifice humans to Eshu or require to mortify their bodies.


https://takeupanarm./2011/04/14/is-the-yoruba-eshu-same-as-the-christian-devil/#comments
NYSCRe: Dwarf Plateau Corper Passes Out With Certificate, Car And Wife (Photos) by uncleabbey(m): 12:14pm On May 06, 2017
I know the guy. His name is Joshua Adedayo. We were course mates at Funaab at the the dept of Forestry and Wildlife
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Dated Her Husband For 8 Years Without Sex (Photos) by uncleabbey(m): 2:06pm On May 04, 2017
Afonjashapmouth:
When.it comes to buying none tested products we get mind pass each other grin
Team Always Debe
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Identify A Scam Interview Invitation by uncleabbey(m): 11:05am On May 02, 2017
Excel cor. invites u 4 an interview On Wed 03/5/17 At 8 Olabisi Onabanjo way, Opp Baptist Nur/pry sch Idi Aba Abk Middle floor 9am HR 53 090-9894-0223



How real is this
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo: Nigerian Jollof Rice Is The Best, Better Than Senegal & Ghana (Video) by uncleabbey(m): 9:10pm On May 01, 2017
This man should just contest already
RomanceRe: Man Stuck Inside His Friend's Wife During Sex From The Back (Photos, Video) by uncleabbey(m): 9:15am On Apr 19, 2017
Won dobo daran. Ogun mbe
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by uncleabbey(m): 3:16am On Apr 19, 2017
Taken (Vikings Rollo is digging it)
Training day (action packed with the right punchlines)
Shot fired (Address issues I'm writing on)
Apb (you guys will like Reeves)
Billions (Axelrod and Wags with their fvckin punchlines)
The last kingdom (Uthred son of Uthred, I just like the film, the plot and the actors)
CelebritiesRe: Tboss: "My Friendship With Debie-Rise Will Stand The Test Of Time" by uncleabbey(m): 2:29pm On Apr 17, 2017
When she is gullible
PhonesRe: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by uncleabbey(m): 8:26pm On Apr 16, 2017
Always active. Some E-diot would be forming champion say dem no dey use Facebook, some would even say they've forgotten their password but we all know this naked truth that even if you browse through all other SM and you haven't been to FB, it's not complete.
Argue with your ancestors
Christianity EtcRe: Which Church Has The Best Hymn Songs by uncleabbey(m): 2:17pm On Apr 16, 2017
raquel97:
Celestial church
correct. Celestial get better hymn. Trust me, I'm an Anglican
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by uncleabbey(m): 1:55am On Apr 15, 2017
Who else noticed that downloading on o2tvseries is now very slow compared to other websites or is it just my phone
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by uncleabbey(m): 1:50am On Apr 15, 2017
godthank3434:
pls i am not getting this.
After finishing prison break, i searched for related movies like prison break, breaking bad was rank as good also. Currently washing breaking bad and i don't see how it beats prison break. Does anyone feel the same also?
Lol. Breaking bad is not That lite but people just love it. Same way people categorized Orange is the new black as comedy series. I rushed in to download the ish and I forgot to laugh
CelebritiesRe: Davido Kisses His Daughter, Imade, Spends Time With Baby Mama (Photo, Video) by uncleabbey(m): 11:17am On Apr 11, 2017
Cute. There is nothing as beautiful as that small fingers curling up your hands when you are sleeping. For those beefing him that he posts too much picture of his kid, I got a news for you,


He doesn't give a fvck neither do I
Music/RadioRe: List Three Of Your Most Played Music by uncleabbey(m): 12:21am On Apr 07, 2017
9ice : living things
Wale Turner : No
John Ogah : Uncle suru
BusinessRe: Story Of Ibadan’s First Entrepreneur, Enigmatic Adebisi Idi-ikan: An Unsung Hero by uncleabbey(m): 2:38pm On Apr 02, 2017
There is an adage in Yoruba which translates to "if you say you would build your house like Adebisi's, you might not build anything". It was then I asked my grandpa who is Adebisi and how big is the house. Then he told me the story
LiteratureRe: What Do You Want To Accomplish With Your Writing? by uncleabbey(m): 7:18am On Apr 01, 2017
To let people see things my way
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LiteratureRe: What Do You Want To Accomplish With Your Writing? by uncleabbey(m): 7:16am On Apr 01, 2017
Nairalane:
Op, What do u want to achieve by asking this question......
Lols
LiteratureRe: Your Book, Dear Ijeawele Is Dead On Arrival. Fan Tells Chimamanda On Facebook. by uncleabbey(m): 7:22am On Mar 29, 2017
Lol. So because she want to sell her books, she shouldn't air her opinion? I thought everyone is entitled to their respective opinions. Why take it personal
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PhonesRe: Hidden Truth About The Alleged Number Calling People To Jump Inside Lagos Lagoon by uncleabbey(m): 1:46am On Mar 27, 2017
Not surprised. Same people that bathed with salt during Ebola wahala
FamilyRe: Mother's Day: Share Those Annoying Things Your Mum Used To Do You Now Appreciate by uncleabbey(m): 12:39am On Mar 27, 2017
sanbells:
Oh
No one hates morning devotion as much as I do lipsrsealed
Every morning, 6:00am sharp. You must wake up unless you want to start your day with cane. Then we all gather clumsily in the parlour to start singing praises... So annoying eh
But it shaa thought me how to wake up early and say my prayers on my own without being forced.
I still dread going home sometimes because of that.... I love my momma
Iya aladura
EventsRe: Man Weds 2 Ladies In Delta On The Same Day, Photos Go Viral by uncleabbey(m): 8:52pm On Mar 24, 2017
Ooshey Baddest
HealthRe: TRAMADOL: The Killer Drug by uncleabbey(op): 8:49pm On Mar 24, 2017
igraman:
We will not hear
Lol. No problem
HealthRe: TRAMADOL: The Killer Drug by uncleabbey(op): 6:17pm On Mar 24, 2017
beneviv:
Thanks
I wish they understood before its too late
HealthTRAMADOL: The Killer Drug by uncleabbey(op): 5:49pm On Mar 24, 2017
Yes I want to talk about this drug that is killing our youths slowly without them having an inkling about the effects of this damage drug. 
What is tramadol?
Tramadol is a narcotic-like pain reliever. Tramadol is used to treat moderate to severe pain. It's not for getting high, low, slow or to perform better in bed. This isn't some alabukun or tobacco snuffs, this is some dangerous shit. Some even make the mistake of using alcohol to take it. This is catastrophic. 
The funniest thing is if you try to talk to them about Tramadol, all they will tell you is that "it's just trams nah, it's not that I'm taking cocaine or heroine". This is ignoramus and nescient statements. You guys have access to the Internet, just search for the effects of Tramadol on Google and see the search results.


Jumping on 3rd mainland bridge isn't the only way you kill yourself. Taking Tramadol and other prescribed drugs is another sure way. 
#StopDrugAbuse #ItkillsYourKidney
#MyoneKobo

Cc lalasticlala, mynd44

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