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RomanceRe: Man Kicks Girlfriend Out Of Rented Apartment After Breakup (Photos) by UncleJJ(m):
8by6incherr:
Oprah Winfrey, Rihanna
Oprah HBO, Rihanna JayZ (roc nation, def jam)

Media wealth with women has only one source - SEX

Remember diddy. I rest my case
RomanceRe: Man Kicks Girlfriend Out Of Rented Apartment After Breakup (Photos) by UncleJJ(m): 8:35am On Mar 30, 2025
samnaija:
So how do you explain Oprah winfrey
start with hbo. Oprah's sudden billionaires status .. grin
PoliticsRe: Natasha Husband Demands Apology From Senator Nwebonyi by UncleJJ(m): 8:31pm On Mar 29, 2025
jaxxy:
They claim to be friends to Natasha's husband yet maltreat and defame his wife? That's out of character for so called friends.

This incident started for bad treatment against Natasha on the floor if the senate which had happened more than once.
Natasha is an outsider. They are loyal to his 1st wife; which he never divorced.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJF3gC_h_w8
RomanceRe: Man Kicks Girlfriend Out Of Rented Apartment After Breakup (Photos) by UncleJJ(m): 8:11am On Mar 29, 2025
tuoyoojo:
Eye don clear

Hustle o

I nor see why women nor go Make their own money and would have to depend on man to foot basic needs
Go to forbes top 100 count the women on the list.
A woman only get genuine wealthy... like Bleep you money .. through marriage, divorce or inheritance.
Even those few who seem to have worked for it, look again .. influential father, connected brother, powerful uncle, popular family name.

Yes, their are no self made women.
RomanceRe: What Is The Sweetest Thing A Woman Has Done For You? by UncleJJ(m): 7:58am On Mar 29, 2025
helinues:
I was processing a visa then, she was still in school, I didn't even tell her about my travelling plan ( She suspected though) but stylishly asked her is she could lend me some money, she was like, let me me see how much I got, and just like that, she counted N20k for me, enough for me to make my trip to the embassy.

I didn't see that coming, I appreciated it because the processing was successful. So she's part of my success story
Wao .. she deserves half of everything.
PoliticsRe: President Bola Tinubu Appoints APC State Chairmen Board Chairs Of Parastatals by UncleJJ(m): 8:18pm On Mar 28, 2025
I am waiting for these guys ooh. by the way, I thought APC said the are not scared. Chikuli El-Rufai change jersey, dem televise vote of confidence. hausa man no go cheat you, so make u no cheat am grin but tinubu cheat am

Salewa97:
no.1
tundegan:
no.2
PoliticsRe: Heavy Gunfire In Abuja As Soldiers Shoot At Protesting Shiites by UncleJJ(m): 8:13pm On Mar 28, 2025
iykololo:
If this black gold was solely in the north, and southern Nigeria was partially arid; I bet you that the north would have succeeded in breaking away long before now. They will not even want to last a decade remaining in Nigeria after the discovery of oil.

Argue with your keyboard, the truth is bitter.
wrong ... fellow nigerian stop deluding yourself

The SS has been feeding every part of Nigeria since the first shipment of Palm oil left Nigerian shores.

So please stop giving some cock and bull story about viability of north and south.
the south south gave us palm oil, now they are giving us crude oil.

north this, north that ... rubbish
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa Governor Diri Bans Wike From Entering The State by UncleJJ(m): 7:53pm On Mar 28, 2025
Salewa97:
Wike will be fine. He knows the game.

This is just a temporary ban, he will be back in Bayelsa soon.
tundegan:
Wike is a man of honor, he will be fine.

Wike is from Rivers state, he has no business in Bayelsa.
grin
FamilyRe: ₦25k Cost A Life: Husband Divorces Wife After Discovering ₦3.6M In Her Account" by UncleJJ(m): 12:38pm On Mar 28, 2025
mightyhaze:
The woman no know say the boy go die
Secondly the man must be deadbeat... The woman must have saved/kept the money for the child..
Please don't respond to this rabid dog.

Please dont!
PoliticsRe: Kogi Central Group ‘Pushing’ Sen Natasha’s Recall Not Registered With Us — CAC by UncleJJ(m): 12:28pm On Mar 28, 2025
SledgeHammerer:
Registration with CAC is irrelevant in the recall process.
See ehh. Your life's work can be flush down the drain by false prophets (incompetent people). Nigeria has atleast 9 for every 10.

Femi Falana is a good example of a false prophet. In legal issues he is good, in other issues ... utter rubbish.

What does CAC, have to do it INEC recall process. Will CAC validate the votes, NIN or house addresses
PoliticsRe: FG Expands Crude Oil Portfolio, Unveils Obodo Grade by UncleJJ(m): 11:57am On Mar 28, 2025
MadamExcellency:
You are wrong. A little research with Grok would have helped you. Check out the stats.
Side note: Sir, pls don't feed me your GROK dope; I know enough about AI to be dangerous. AI has specialized systems and generalized systems. Grok is a generalized system, and in politics ; western politics at that. Just like a dentist vs optometrist - apples to oranges. AI needs an algo - you feed it an ALGO it spits out its what it CAN!

See attached image for how to use AI, so you don't sell your liver in exchange for a meme coin.

PoliticsRe: Senator Onyekachi Nwebonyi Is An Embarrassment by UncleJJ(m): 11:28am On Mar 28, 2025
The Ebonyi senator has not changed his story, ever since his first appearance on brekete tv. where Honorable was cajoled into a matter where the facts where unclear.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw60gv6qnY4
PoliticsRe: Wike's Aide Dismisses Governor Diri's Security Alert As A Cover-Up For Failure by UncleJJ(m): 11:20am On Mar 28, 2025
tundegan:
Wike is a no nonsense man.

I love the fact that he has started working immediately.
Tundegan how far. was asking your co-worker about you.
I thought you went for salah break - but on second thought; a kinta kunte does not ever go on break

Tell Seyi winter is coming?
PoliticsRe: Real Truth About Tinubu, Are The Elite Now Regretting? by UncleJJ(m): 11:10am On Mar 28, 2025
Salewa97:
No elite is regretting anything.

They just want to use the media to push their narrative.

Tinubu is doing great and we all know that.
how far .. where it tundegan ? Ah ok .. salah break abi, but wait do slaves get breaks.

Kunta Kinte never had a break
PoliticsRe: FG Expands Crude Oil Portfolio, Unveils Obodo Grade by UncleJJ(m): 11:05am On Mar 28, 2025
An assay reviewed by Argus indicates that Obodo has a gravity of 27.65°API and a sulphur content of 0.05pc.
Sour crude oil. Its difficult to refine, sold cheaply.

They cant export it because it is junk. They will sell it to us, we will buy it, and foolishly blame our innocent mechanics.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Is Definitely NOT Whom We Thought He Was by UncleJJ(m): 10:37am On Mar 25, 2025
Xammie001:
thank you for this analysis, now the overall data is showing us that the electorates are declining and political gladiators are rising, so where did President Tinubu now flawed because all you have said here or shown is nothing really.
A little busy now; but will indulge for others who can ask similar questions.

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NOTES
1. Return to the original post by passingshot, also return to the reasons (true or false) for the merger of 2013 that formed APC (pdp, apga, cpc, acn, anpp)
2. Take Nasir El-Rufai's move from APC to SDP into account
3. Take all defections to APC, from APC into account
4. Take the price of fuel and its real not perceived consequences on the Nigerian economy - fuel importation preference
5. Take the bitter disposition of farmers in the north; although in hushed tones about Tinubu's regime massive penchant for food importation.
6. Take into account that Pres. Tinubu has two strong contenders with 6 million votes each.
7. This regime has schemes, programmes, declarations, and so forth. All of them fall nothing short of putting lipstick on a pig.
8. Nothing they have done, has direct impact on the masses. You could call Buhari all sorts of names, but he respected the masses, even though he appeared to operate from a nebular.
9. He kept fuel prices low, food prices low. As a reward, he kept 15,000,000 votes from first term to second term.
10. Tinubu's 8 million votes show half of the voters that believed Buhari in first and second term; doubted Tinubu.
11. The current malaise of the economy and consequent of the populace (rich or poor) bear credence to the assumption of those who decided to vote either Atiku or Obi.
12. The masses don't understand GDP or any of that mumbo jumbo, those who do can't seem to see the light at the end of the tunnel as everything in this country hinges on fuel prices. They masses only know how much they can buy with the money in their pockets.
13. The petroleum minister President Tinubu has a strategic advantage in this case with Dangote Refinery but for some reason prefers Agip now OandO, matrix energy, Shafa, and A.A Rano
14. Perhaps Dangote refinery will be his last card when all fails?
15. An example - the Nigerian GDP has been rebased, but internet tariffs increased. In fact, without the help of the north; the intelligent southerners including myself and our businesses would be contending with 15% VAT.

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PoliticsRe: Tinubu Is Definitely NOT Whom We Thought He Was by UncleJJ(m): 9:37am On Mar 25, 2025
PassingShot:
Why do I say this?

1. His mismanagement of the economy and encouraging his appointees, through his silence, to blame it on his predecessor (PMB).
2. His meddling in the Lagos Assembly leadership tussle that resulted in returning a speaker that was validly removed.
3. His undemocratic removal of Rivers state governor and the elected reps there, just to ensure that Wike has the final say. He could, and should have allowed Fubara to be impeached if he could not mediate properly. That would have been democratic and heaven will not fall had Fubara been impeached.
4. The revelation that the NASS members were bribed to support his military-styled removal of a sitting governor - something he had vehemently condemned in the past!
5. His son's involvement in how the country is governed.

I can go on and on. He is becoming a tyrant and may easily destroy what is left of our democracy.

He is another disappointment. Seems all of them are, sadly so.
Close enough - If I am allowed; to add. As helinues - dared us (Nigeria).
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I will start by deciphering Pres. Tinubu as a weak national politician - a regional overlord at best. As a consequence and, by electoral mandate of the people - a non-nationalist; though many want us to believe otherwise.
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NOTES:
1. President Tinubu pocketed 36% of the total in last election. V.P Atiku A. got 29% came second.
2. Pres. Tinubu received the lowest votes (expressed a percentage of the total votes) in the 4th republic - see attachment
3. Total votes were about 11,100,000.
4. Look at the progression from Obasanjo to Yar'adua; Yar'adua to Jonathan, and Buhari to Tinubu. Here we are interested in nos of votes bequeath.
5. Nos of votes bequeath in Nigeria politics refers to nos of votes a political benefactor or ancestor can successfully transfer to a descendant, let's refer to this as SAFEGUARD - political safeguard (theory of political safeguard).
6. My theory on factors that determine successful transfer of votes (political safeguard) from ancestor to descendant should be left for another day.
7. Returning to No. 4: Obasanjo transferred 24,000,000 (100% safeguard) to Yar'adua; Yar'adua transferred 22,000,000 (96% safeguard) to Jonathan.
8. Briefly - Why Jonathan really lost the election? One of the benefits of the safeguard is that it guarantees re-election. Looking at the 2015 election between Jonathan and Buhari is over 27,000,000 votes. That is the 22,000,000 Yar'adua bequeath to Jonathan, and then some.
9. However, that 22,000,000 was split between Buhari, and Jonathan. Buhari pocketed the lion share - 53.9% of total votes.
10. Using the analogy in 7, 8 and 9 - it becomes clear why Pres. Tinubu is a weak national politician.
11. Firstly, Buhari bequeath about 48%. He transferred 8,794,726. The rest was split between: Atiku. A 6,984,520; Peter Obi 6,101,533, and Rabiu K. 1,496,687.
12. Adding the nos in 11 - You will get the value bequeath to Jonathan from Yar'adua, and consequently Obasanjo.
13. But, how did Buhari manage to successfully convert 50% of Jonathan's political inheritance.
14. July 2013: INEC ratified the merger of factions from the following parties to form APC; PDP, APGA, CPC, ACN, and ANPP.
15. Don't take lightly, as many would have you believe, about the consequences of El-Rufai's move from APC to SDP.

PoliticsRe: Power Generators Fear Collapse Over ₦‎4.7 Trillion Debt by UncleJJ(m): 7:44am On Mar 25, 2025
IbnB:
It's all embezzled, stolen money. No debt anywhere.

This Adelabu Penkele dude is incompetent, needs to be replaced with someone smart or a power-sector veteran who understands the loopholes within the system
ceejay80s:
See how ugly and froggie face the adelabu guy be , he knows nothing about electric power, all he knows is to increase so tinubu will have more money
Sir's, your assumptions are correct.

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Houseontherock1:
He "understands" the system...he knows every loophole, he's doing his best to "take advantage" of the loopholes...that's why he's there undecided
Sir, a coward dies a thousand times before his death
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NOTES.
1. The minister of power is an accountant, that miraculously became deputy governor CBN. Prof Barth Nnaji is a square peg in a square hole.
2. In the last elections he ran in the gubernatorial primaries for Oyo state ; under APC.
3. Power sector as of today is riddled with debt, and held by the jugular by Pacific Energy. Adelabu is there to protect the "interest" of few.
4. Every time you feel the brunt of epileptic power - think Pacific Energy; Deji Adeleke.
5. Yes, David Adeleke's father is a tsar in the energy sector, his holdings benefit from the epileptic power supply in our dear country.
6. 41 trillion naira debt; Pacific energy receives loans, tax credit, and other benefits from banks to give us epileptic power. It is akin to pouring water in an attempt to fill a basket.
7. Pacific energy is the reason; El-Rufai was humiliated by Sen. Sunday Karimi - a pro-Tinubu pawn, and serial defector who justified N160,000,000 SUV purchases in the senate.
8. Pacific energy is the reason Tinubu turned around "changed his mind" on the agreement with El-Rufai - where El-Rufai would work on the power industry.
9. El-Rufai would systematically disassemble Pacific Energy. Going by his antecedents with BPE (bureau of public enterprises) See El-Rufai vs Chief Adenuga (GLO).
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Stars Storm Uyo For Ini Edo's Father's Burial by UncleJJ(m): 9:09pm On Mar 23, 2025
chudez0147:
Ok ogbonna woman wrapper
You go blame fine boy. it either he's ini or inno .. get it grin

he got cream to buy
HealthRe: Menopause: At What Age Does This Affect Ladies Reproductive Lifestyle? by UncleJJ(m):
ednut1:
ok
real life examples of over 40 men knocking younger women up life right and center

ned nwoko
yul edochie
churchil tonto's ex.
elon musk
donald trump
razak okoya (oluwa ni shola) cool

and the list goes on and on and on.

90% of the time, childlessness is caused by the women. All those supple young university girls running abortion, and swallowing postinol like tom tom - you think its for young men. Dream on brother, dream on grin

Make landlord run test with one of the women in your life. - A trial will confuse you . Mr Wikipedia
PoliticsRe: Naira-for-crude Crisis: Petrol Imports Rise To 154m Litres Weekly by UncleJJ(m): 8:51am On Mar 22, 2025
Whalis:
Many of us seem not to know what is happening. The government wants petrol to sell above 1500/l. This is the only way they won't have budget deficit. Anything less as Dangote is trying to help out is anti-government but pro-people. He will be fought with anything available including using government agencies.
Sir, you are correct on this assumption.

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Mynd44:
Whoever taught you econonics owes you a profound appology
Proudlyngwa:
cool Not just him, the whole Nigeria.
Sir's - a coward dies a thousand dies a thousand times before his death.
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NOTES
1. Pres. Tinubu is the Minister for Petroleum, Heineken L. is minister for state. See IBE Kachikwu vs. NNPC to understand the weak hand the minister of state plays with. He is merely a pawn - an errand boy at the best.
2. Ex. Pres. Buhari signed the PIB bill against all odds - odds refer to the NNPC cartel in this case.
3. 14 years ago; Dangote paid $700,000,000 for Kaduna, and Port Harcourt refinery via BlueStar - what happened, why did that did fall through?
4. Aliu Adisa; a fuel importer whose company - Matrix Energy has been found culpable for importing dirty diesel (extremely high sulphur) is a member of Pres. Tinubu (Petroleum minister) economic committee.
5. Matrix purchases petroleum products from Russia, blends them with ethanol in Malta and ships them down to Nigeria to make hyper-normal profits.
6. Matrix energy, A. A. Rano and Shafa are currently listed in an Anti-trust suit by Dangote. Dangote claims, at this time, Nigeria has no reason to import fuel products, especially filthy fuel products from partially blacklisted nation states (See SWIFT).
7. Wale Tinubu (OandO) is Pres. Tinubu (Minister of petroleum) nephew. Could his miraculous purchase of Agip resources in 2024 be a coincidence?
8. Guaracara Refining Company Ltd in Trinidad and Tobago is a 100-year-old oil refinery plant. The minister of petroleum's nephew (OandO) has recently Feb. 2025 secured a lease for the facility. Could this also be a coincidence, like the purchase of Agip resources?
9. Dangote refinery has reduced prices twice in an attempt to stave the economic plunder of our dear nation via hyenas and vultures. He continued to do so, though:
9(i). NNPC violated contracts and agreements.
9(ii). Minister of Petroleum turns a blind eye to a modern $20,000,000,000 oil facility; that guarantees: easing forex pressure, reduce cost of business as a consequence ensure price stability across the board.
10. If Nigeria can do this to her very own, can we blame MTN and other foreign investors and what Bismarck Rewane refers to as hot money when they use every opportunity; legal or otherwise, to eject their profits from this economy?
PoliticsRe: Akpabio Said ‘my Waist’ Would Make ‘good Movements’- Natasha Akpoti by UncleJJ(m): 9:38pm On Mar 21, 2025
Otamendi99:
If dis statement of hers is tagged Sexual Harrasment. Den 80% of young men in owerri will be in jail for dat.
When they have slept with and paid for sex with 95% of women in Owerri , including married women. grin
You can't claim sexual harassment, when money or favours exchange hands
Foreign AffairsRe: Namibia Swears In Netumbo Nandi-Ndaitwah, First Female President (Pictures) by UncleJJ(m): 9:33pm On Mar 21, 2025
markidoo:
Wahala for that country
One left worse than she found it.
Women leader, awon natasha, awon truth or dare.
PoliticsRe: Don't Call Me "Baba Natasha" Anymore - Sen Akpoti's Supporter Supports Recall by UncleJJ(m): 9:19pm On Mar 21, 2025
Gandollar:
You are an insecure man.

Secondly, I doubt if any lady from your lineage has ever amounted to anything.

Thirdly, you are the type that won't give your daughters quality education cos you think it's a waste of resources.

I dey my house...
3 sisters with 2 ivy league phd's in between them.


I repeat 94% of women do not merit the positions they have been given.
PoliticsRe: How Atiku, Obi, El-rufai’s Coalition May Play Out - Daily Trust by UncleJJ(m): 1:04pm On Mar 21, 2025
adioolayi:
Well, I still see no alliance that will unseat Tinubu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73WvAWUrKPw
PoliticsRe: I Thought The Worst Was Over - Natasha Broke Down In Tears During BBC Interview by UncleJJ(m): 12:45pm On Mar 21, 2025
ruggedtimi:
The highest place for her was the IPU she attended..Travelling to different international media house wont change shxt. She can use part of her savings to lobby Donald Trump's govt..by the time them dem drop sanctions on the senate members their eye go clear.
E be like sey .. wetin donald trump do lesbian childless kamalla, no do una. You wan add natasha baby mama akpoti to the mix.
You know how many incompetent, lying women trump had to deal with to get to power.

Why talk about topics, you have not the slightest inkling about?
PoliticsRe: Don't Call Me "Baba Natasha" Anymore - Sen Akpoti's Supporter Supports Recall by UncleJJ(m): 12:37pm On Mar 21, 2025
discusant:
A woman senator complains of sexual harassment. It's not yet examined. You ask for her recall from the Senate.
Are you not stupeeed?
To examine her; you need to get in line. Chief Alema, is the incumbent.
PoliticsRe: Don't Call Me "Baba Natasha" Anymore - Sen Akpoti's Supporter Supports Recall by UncleJJ(m): 12:32pm On Mar 21, 2025
DenreleDave:
1. Akpabio could be a sex prevert but I believe Natasha has been together with him for some while.
2. Why did Natasha bring up sexual allegations against Akpabio as at the time she disobeyed the house rules....... Someone dt has been giving you contract, I'm sure Akpabio must have shined her Kongo b4 now...
3. Never believe any lady that is crying. 99% of guilty women will always cry on TV just to garner emotions. Remember Johnny Depp and Amber.... Amber was crying in court but after all the evidences, it was discovered that she was all lies
4. If Akpabio don dey disturb Natasha all these years and even night calls as she claimed, is she saying she didn't record anything abt their conversation?
5. Why does Natasha lies to her husband whenever he ask about them (AKpabio and Natasha). What is she keeping from. Her husband?
6. I also think Natasha is the husband of her house... The delta man she carry for house ńa the wife.. He definitely can't control her....
7. Akpabio is an incompetent buffoon and a waste to the senate but I will never condemn him on mere allegations by a deceitful woman without any evidence
Sir, it has to be said - 94% of women do not merit the critical positions they have been given.
PoliticsRe: Senate Approves Tinubu's State Of Emergency Declaration In Rivers State by UncleJJ(m): 4:47pm On Mar 20, 2025
Gandollar:
Prayers sent to emails received.

25,000 USD per Senator.
and one GenZ natasha each
PoliticsRe: Anambra State Now The 5th Oil producing state higher than Ondo and Edo (photos)) by UncleJJ(m): 4:40pm On Mar 20, 2025
hilaryCU:
half as rich as Nigeria how? You just want to talk for talking sake.
Yes, he is half as rich as the FRN.

PoliticsRe: Tinubu State Of Emergency Rule In Rivers State Is Illegal - Babajide of TVC(vid) by UncleJJ(m): 11:17am On Mar 20, 2025
Salewa97:
Tinubu is a constitutional law expert, he knows what he is doing.

All this noise from the opposition is just that, noise.
Lagos bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down.
Lagos bridge is falling down ..

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