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Politics / Re: EFCC Punishes Officer Behind Leaked Video Of Willie Obiano by UncleJJ(m): 8:56pm On Mar 21, 2022
EmptyGarden:
Where is the punishment?

Either
1. Demotion
2. Suspension
3. Turn into a glorified paper pusher.

His records are marred. No important position ever, no more welcome for under table movements.

In summary, he is now likened to a snitch.
Programming / Re: Is It A Waste Of Time To Learn Javascript If You Already Know Python? by UncleJJ(m): 11:19am On Mar 21, 2022
TLDR:
- Stop learning Python for now; put all your effort into JS.
- You're new to programming; it's foolish to think you can become productive in two languages for now.
- More often than not, JS (front-end) jobs are easier to get;

Python, like PHP, Ruby, and C (not C++) has slowly gone into the "dark matter" part of programming. The Python community is not accommodating to greenhorns like the old days. See Scott Hanselman's article "Dark Matter Developer" for a general explanation why this is so.
You will need a good mentor or must have good study habits to grow into a decent Python programmer. Python is used to solve and manage varying computing challenges. However, the frontend also referred to as the presentation layer is not Python's forte.

Javascript, on the other hand, will get you quite far. The job title "full stack developer" has its origin in the JS ecosystem. A full stack developer can build and manage solutions in the front and backend. JS for the frontend, and NodeJS for the backend. Learning JS will allow you to work in the frontend, or the backend, or both as a full stack developer. The JS community is large, popular, and filled with young restless developers, so you will feel right at home. So, I encourage you to learn JS - starting with the frontend skills. Start with CodeAcademy and FreeCodeCamp, then move to frontendmasters.com or Max Scharwtz on Udemy.

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Romance / Re: Do Good Girls Carry Last: A Response To Stargurl20 by UncleJJ(m): 3:26pm On Mar 20, 2022
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Romance / Re: HUSBAND SCARCITY!!! "Husband Scarcity" Has Become One Of The Challenges by UncleJJ(m): 10:16pm On Mar 14, 2022
toujurs:
Most of the girl we have now are ashawo, getting a decent, matured and respectful lady is so difficult now, very difficult. I was surprised to observe alot of ladies here are in their early thirties and they don't even have a boyfriend not to talk of having a serious relationship. This is not the time you wait for a man. I just dey pity some lady, depression will hold most with time.

Last weekend, after much cajoling angry; I succumbed to my old woman's request to attend a Catholic Prayer Meeting, was a 3 day program.

On the third day, the head honcho says - If you are single, come out.

I kid you not; most of the women I saw for the past 2 days (believing they were married) came out. It was an eye opener.

There actually is a "willing to marry" men scarcity. And, when men have money, they go for much younger girls.

Men need to take it easy. It does not matter how much you paid a girl for a night; 10,000 or 1M. She is still a prosti.tute.

Spending too much time around the easy women and cheap women will make you develop a distaste for girls. You might actually meet a good girl, but you don't care as you slept with so many - they now look like disposable pens.

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Romance / Re: A Girl Got Denied Of A Job Because Of Leg Chain by UncleJJ(m): 5:16pm On Mar 14, 2022
siofra:
Some Nigerian millennials/boomers sha! undecided

Why can't you overlook a leg chain

Things do not work this way. And, you know it.
Career / Re: His Experience With Female Banker(marketer) by UncleJJ(m): 10:30am On Sep 23, 2021
Iamagoodgirll:


I’ve never felt this way about any other lady in a really really long time. What should I do?

Life is not simple.

Good things come out of bad situations and bad decisions, bad things come out of good situations and good intentions.
Family / Re: My Neighbor Has Been Cheating On Her Husband With A Bike Man by UncleJJ(m): 12:38pm On Sep 15, 2021
Kempinski:
This is a woman that has everything at her disposal, I still don't get it what she really wants and the motivation behind this mess she's putting herself into


“Why should I pardon you?
Your sons have forsaken Me
And sworn by those who are not gods.
When I had fed them to the full,
They committed adultery
And trooped to the harlot’s house.

Jeremiah 5:7: https://bible.knowing-jesus.com/topics/Prostitution
Family / Re: My Neighbor Has Been Cheating On Her Husband With A Bike Man by UncleJJ(m): 12:23pm On Sep 15, 2021
Romanoff:
This is shameful and a waste of adultery.

If you go even chop frog, you no go chop the one wey get egg?

Olo'kada is what will reduce this woman's life to nothing. I guess she has no ambition sha, cause an ambitious woman would have been about her job or her business.

@Beebah2000

What is in a name?

We refer to stealing as 'moving' or 'borrowing'
We refer to prostitution and whoring as 'runs' or 'hustling'
We refer to adultery as 'cheating' or 'servicing engine'

Let us call men and women who have sexual relations outside marriage by their names; Adulterers, Fornicators, and Scum.

Social Media and the OP are guilty of rebranding Adultery & Prostitution- so to speak. Call it by its name, otherwise, you are a secondary agent at best.

The Psychology of Names
https://link.springer.com/chapter/10.1007/978-1-349-08280-3_3

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Romance / Re: I Conquered Rape Yesterday..i Was Almost Framed(pics) by UncleJJ(m): 12:46am On Aug 31, 2021
OkuFaba:

P.S I own a house in Ikorodu

Just in case, someone wants to know where Ikorodu is.

It's in the northern part of Syria; 6 nautical miles due SE of Afghanistan grin

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Politics / Re: 2023: Why PDP Cannot Afford To Cede Its Presidential Ticket To Any Region by UncleJJ(m): 3:19pm On Aug 30, 2021
Sluacoast:
Best Treatment for Staphylococcous Aureus Infection.....

What about .. gonococcus grin
Politics / Re: 2023: Why PDP Cannot Afford To Cede Its Presidential Ticket To Any Region by UncleJJ(m): 3:17pm On Aug 30, 2021
Jones4190:

Divide both sides of the equation by the constant "P".

Lousy attempt

APC/P = AC

PDP/P = PD or DP

Nonsense

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Politics / Re: Religious Practices in Military Facility: Popular Nairaland gets refuted on Twit by UncleJJ(m): 3:09pm On Aug 30, 2021
vedaxcool:

Your prayers for me shall be your family's lot.

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GTCO:


My own is... I just want to encourage you to keep supporting insecurity and evil, e go soon reach your turn cheesy. Who would have thought the NDA of all places could be attacked? Yours is not far away, by the time it comes, I hope it meets you and your family at home. Your eye go clear like that


Amen .. prophet of doom & Christian fanatic .. grin

I don't like Muslim Fanatics
I don't like Christian Fanatics

They are the real reason Nigeria is confused. wink
Politics / Re: Why Do We Descriminate So Much In Nigeria? by UncleJJ(m): 3:01pm On Aug 30, 2021
thatigboman1:
muslims are easily brainwashed. Their religion is very violent. Even the nicest muslim can become a suicide bomber overnight if recruited by all those their extremist imams.

Christian fanatic .. Muslim fanatic .. you are all the same. grin

1. Church Members Kissing Pastor's Feet In Front Of Congregation (Photos)
2. This pastor is going viral for talking to 'God' on the phone during a church service
3. South African Pastor Resurrects Man From The Dead
4. Lagos Pastor Seen Selling ‘Holy Water’ That Could Make People ‘Rich And Successful


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O81C-9wtOAc

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Politics / Re: Ortom: I Have Document, Fulani Want To Takeover Nigeria by UncleJJ(m): 2:49pm On Aug 30, 2021
kenzysmith:
This Ortom is now overdoing things

Senate by fire by force grin

Some of us are just watching these politicians .. they behave like Rams... move forward with full force but still reverse backward only to move forward again. All this while, remaining within the reach of state or federal coffers.

More lies and calumny to come. 2023 will be a mud-slinging party. grin

In 2023 Nigerian votes will be influenced by three groups:

1. stomach infrastructure (human rights activists and bloggers)
2. tribal bigots (northerners and southerner)
3. religious fanatics (christians and muslims)

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: List Of N-Power Batch C Focal Officers by UncleJJ(m): 10:53am On Aug 30, 2021
oyeb15:
Just for 2023 election which will never happen in Nigeria.

The man who saw tomorrow grin
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by UncleJJ(m): 7:24pm On Aug 29, 2021
Sunnycliff:


Is bbnaija the reason why Bandits are killing people or fulani herdsmen killing people across the nation?
morikee:
3k+ pages on top BBN matter wonders shall never seize

Abeg ask them.

Fulani herdsmen killing farmers
Farmers killing Fulani herdsmen
IPOB/UGM/ESN burning down police stations, killing policemen, murdering people
Yahoo boys,
doctors strike

People distract themselves from challenges with this show. Some people have rent, school fees, car notes to pay and other issues.

Besides, nobody wants to have a genuine conversation about the challenges we pass through in this country. Everyone has an agenda to promote. So, which way forward?

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Family / Re: Why Do Some Siblings Love Cheating Their Own Blood Who Are Living In Diaspora? by UncleJJ(m): 11:22am On Aug 29, 2021
ModelLook:

What are your thoughts?

Select one.

1 Your relation make a couple bucks of you, and still does what you want.
2 Your trusted nigerian grin makes a lot of bucks of you, and won't do what you want. tongue

Select one !
Crime / Re: Chidinma Ojukwu: How I Stabbed Michael Usifo Ataga To Death (Video) by UncleJJ(m): 7:11pm On Jun 24, 2021
fertilewomb:
She is not saying the entire truth. There's no possible way she could have killed that man without him sleeping. Lies

One girl been call me Ogbanje. I no dey sleep after action. I go shower sit down with towel dey watch t.v.

Mad people.. the liked the girl so his guard was down. Must have been his official sidechick.
Politics / Re: Why TINUBU And South West MUST Stand Down by UncleJJ(m): 4:43pm On May 27, 2021
Inteltower:


Dummy

As if Alex Ekwueme didn't win the primary but was forced to stand down for Obsanjo to settle the Yoruba's after what happened to Abiola

SS was settled with Goodluck Jonathan which was where zoning broke down after late Yaradua died


Jonathan refused to honor zoning!
Politics / Re: Bode George: Those Leaving PDP For APC Are Jumping From Frying Pan To Fire by UncleJJ(m): 4:38pm On May 27, 2021
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Business / Re: What Business Can I Do With 2million Loan by UncleJJ(m): 9:59pm On May 12, 2021
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Politics / Re: Mbaka: Yes, I took three contractors to Buhari but… by UncleJJ(m): 12:21pm On May 03, 2021
1. Are you saying the Rev. Fr. .. does not have a right to bid for and secure contracts?

2. Why would the Pres. deny the Rev. Fr a contract, if he requested one.

Garbage Shehu needs to be put on a leash. The Rev. Fr supported at some point now he has changed his stance as a man, why not go to him and try to pacify him.

APC always acting like they are bulletproof!
Romance / Re: Wife Caught Husband As He Leaves Her On Bed To Masturbate In The Toilet by UncleJJ(m): 1:46pm On Feb 06, 2021
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Romance / Re: See What Your Rich Uncle Does To Survive In US (photo) by UncleJJ(m): 5:38am On Jan 27, 2021
uchman:


Dont argue brother, dont!
I prefer earning equivalent to 500k outside Nigeria than earning 1M in Nigeria.



Effing BOZO... yeah I said it.. you are a clown. cool Hunger has clouded your brains. Luxury in Nigeria is da bomb, but you don't know shit about dat .. do you?

1M a month in Nigeria gets you

A duplex
A decent car
A security guard
A housemaid
A driver
A decent school for the children. plus holidays abroad. You can visit any country with that income .. nobody go reject you visa.

Plus .. side incomes.

500K in USD is barely $900 ... grin You proly work 3 jobs to make rent.

Kai Buhari regime don finish people.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Was Used For Money Rituals, Now She Has Complications by UncleJJ(m): 5:16am On Jan 27, 2021
Gerrard59:
Only in poor sh!tholes we read that ritual killing makes someone rich. A South Korean reading will be stunned that undies of a girl or blood stains from her vagina will make another rich. Yet, this same place has the highest number of poor people in the world, literally the highest globally. Questions are: why are Nigerians poor if rituals actually make someone rich? Why are there very few Nigerians on Forbes/Bloomberg? Why are the people who concoct these things not rich? At least, professors from top business schools are well paid and some are very rich even though some of their students are richer than they are. Why are these native doctors not rich? Why can't these people enter a bank and command the MD to handover money to them? Why did none of these people use same ritual power to participate and win in the now defunct WWTBAM? Win gold medal in the Olympics?

Why?

The young man is struggling grin and he thinks the girl is the reason he experiences bad business. I don't get it. Why do poor people in this country need to blame someone, something, or some spirit for their failures? How do you climb out of poverty, if you don't check yourself first?

Na only you poor, na only you no get anybody, na only get girlfriend wey dem use do ritual, na only business dey fluctuate.

Remember some time ago was in a cab. The guy was zooming past red lights like nobody's business. I asked him to stop - paid him the full amount we agreed. He was looking at me like an idiot...

The same thing in another company, the staff runs the company down with fraud and whatnot. Next thing Oga sacks them all. What do they call him .. "Wicked man" .. grin

He went to a church and they told him the girl is the cause of his problems.... which problems ''the mofo is poor" the girl did not make him poor. So, which problems?

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Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: (2020) How Age Gaps Kill Women. by UncleJJ(m): 1:16pm On Dec 21, 2020
luminouz:


Some young women have insanely rich auras or life forces and the men fuqin them are way off better. Others have dark tainted auras and as such whoever fuqs them suffer for it.

There is an age old saying in regards to this:
Some men marry a woman and get rich others marry a woman and grow poor.
Romance / Re: Top 10 Public Alpha Figures In Nigeria, The Red Pill by UncleJJ(m): 12:35am On Dec 19, 2020
DexterousOne:


This one is NOT an alpha male
He is a promoted simp

However
Pete Edochie is the REAL MAN other young men should emulate
He gat his stuff together

What disqualifies Ned Nwoko?

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