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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by UncleJJ(m): 4:08am On Aug 03, 2020
topboss:
There was something odd about Erica from day 1 despite her good girl game.

I noticed that she was shameless, wen she took off her trouser to catwalk with her naked butt and half pant.

The boyz had to tell her enough in that clip. They all just met.

Wat this shows is that she sleeps around.

Only God knows how many guys don lash am both in Nigeria and abroad.
This girl had Mr. Waya on the left and Lekan (Laycon) on the right; do you know what the girl said.

"How do you feel sharing me?"

Yesterday, Mr. Waya was on her right and she sat on his left. Ozo was on the bed; and he (Ozo) was massaging her waist with his foot.
Afterward, she moved to Mr. Waya; I guess he apologized for some shit he did. She was all happy and smiles but she still turned around to look
at Ozo

If Erica could get away with it, she'd sleep with Laycon, Neo, Ozo and Mr. Waya in that house. No lie .. these are facts.

Today, Mr. Waya choked this girl three times; I swear she enjoyed it. I'm a Lil BDSM too but I prefer watching (Voyeuristic)

Mr. Waya has a lot of experience with girls like Erica; immediately he was sure what she like seuxually - he choked her boom boom boom, next thing his hands where on her ass and tits .. the rest you know.

This is her best chance, now that Nengi is on the bench! It's all about the timelines, screen time before anything.
Its simple maths, she could lose a thousand christ-like supporters and gain 2000 (I want to see more), supporters.
Bitches likes this have been placing high stake bets on moves on their life all their lives. Either she becomes an expensive escort or a successful actress. I see no losses here; just alternatives.
PoliticsRe: Take A Look At The Children Begging Me In Abuja-pics by UncleJJ(m): 2:29pm On Jul 07, 2020
LizBathory:
Your post reeks of low self esteem and self hatred
So you believe light skin and straight hair is superior? If your sisters and mothers believe that, don't think it's every Nigerian woman that's like that.
Some of us are secure and happy with our African features.
I stand by my words

UncleJJ:
The older girls are hot cake!

I know someone who was once offered one in her teenage (maybe 18); lighter than these dudes. His mum was present grin

He was still in university at the time. Said No thanks!

If only he knew what risks Nigerian girls would be willing to take to get that skin and hair.

Sometimes opportunities we are offered may not be needed today but tomorrow; they'd make you one of the most enviable person among you pairs.
PoliticsRe: Take A Look At The Children Begging Me In Abuja-pics by UncleJJ(m): 3:13pm On Jul 06, 2020
The older girls are hot cake!

I know someone who was once offered one in her teenage (maybe 18); lighter than these dudes. His mum was present grin

He was still in university at the time. Said No thanks!

If only he knew what risks Nigerian girls would be willing to take to get that skin and hair.

Sometimes opportunities we are offered may not be needed today but tomorrow; they'd make you one of the most enviable person among you pairs.
FamilyRe: Extreme Introverts, How Did You Meet Your Spouse? by UncleJJ(m): 9:06pm On Jun 25, 2020
PrimadonnaO:
I actually have a phobia for extremely outgoing people...

I’m not an introvert per se, but that lifestyle of this party today... that groove tomorrow... that club by the weekend. It’s not my thing at all.

I feel better with people who don’t mind staying at home all day. Let all the fun happen at home... gist, laugh, cook, watch movies... games, host the friends...
the sophisticated housewife.
PoliticsRe: Just Like In 2015, SW Is About To Betray The South Again In 2023 by UncleJJ(m): 1:18pm On Jun 14, 2020
myboy2111:
See the betrayers since Independence. They rather votes their Masters inasmuch a Yoruba man is on the ballot.
Olusegun basanjo is not Igbo
Tafawa Balewa is 3/4 Garewa ; 1/4 fulani

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RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Just Confessed She Fornicated Inside The Church by UncleJJ(m): 8:04am On May 26, 2020
humilitypays:
don't marry any girl below 27yrs if you want a happy marriage devoid of drama
undecided
FamilyRe: The Biggest Mistake In Marriage Right Now For A Woman by UncleJJ(m):
wirinet:
Even though I believe people should be free to live their lives as they deem fit as long as it is in consonance with the law, I would never support any of my 16 year old (or is it 18 years) female relative getting married to a 65 year old grand father for all the billions in this world.
It's just immoral.
Young man, it is obvious you are.

It's unfortunate Nigerian men, now think like women and our women like men.

You say immoral; You are likely one of the men in this country that spend their time and money sleeping with women of all shapes and sizes.
You want to sleep with them but you don't want to marry them. You start training them for sex from the age of 16 by the time a girl is 21; she is officially a free agent. You still sleep with her afterward you call her Olosho.

But, when that young woman says, no to sex or decides to marry at 18, 19, or even 17 you remember morality. When you drink
Alomo bitters and tramadol... .. bouncing on the small girl like a master five ball .., what do we call that?

If your sisters and mine think like Regina, they would consider only two options:

1. Marry young, once a girl is sexually attractive she begins to get suitors. No woman, who is 25 and above and not married can claim
that she has not had at least 3 men interested in marrying her - I am talking about serious men, this is as long as she is physically attractive.
Consequently, a young girl's suitors are always successful and well to do.... or on a clear path to the top.... always!

2. Keep her virginity, go to school, graduate, maybe get a job, then go back to option 1. The disadvantage here is that you may be a little too old for the market. So, you will compete with girls who have decided to use option 1 from the get-go. If you are in this group and kept your virginity,
you can be a tough competitor for a younger girl. If you have not, the odds may be against you.


Regarding your Niger-Delta, Itshekiri culture; where women are taught to be independent. This is only for women, who will end up with poor men or struggling men. I have said this before, I have money so a woman, who can make or conserve money won't impress me. Men are not impressed or attracted to things they have. "Remember I said Nigerian men now think like women". It's only a woman, who may have a good husband in the house and still admire her neighbor's husband because he does this or that.

A man will not have an interest in an item without clear benefits unless, he is been guided by his uncontrollable libido.

If you are wealthy, marrying a wealthy woman will not be at the top of your list. We see this happen for thousands of years.
If you are wealthy, marrying a materialist woman will not bother you. Wealthy men marry women, who love Designer bags and shoes all the time.
In fact, we train them to like designer bags and shoes, once a rich man marries a woman, he upgrades her instantly - if she's not up to par.

As I said, Regina decided to marry the money, not sleep with the man for money.
FamilyRe: The Biggest Mistake In Marriage Right Now For A Woman by UncleJJ(m): 8:18am On May 25, 2020
cooooooks:
It is this kind of thinking that keeps you back.

You don't know what you're missing.
I know what I am missing. Please, I would never marry an old maid. You do not marry a woman for things you have, you marry her for what you don't have. That is how to marry well.

- I have money, so I don't need a woman to work.
- I am no idiot, so I don't need a woman with so-called life experience or street smart.
- I have a few principles, so a younger woman is better for me. As I can explain why such and such is so, and with time she will grow to understand + them, unlike an older woman who would challenge them, even when it's in her favor.
- I am not one for side chicks or old squeeze's, hence my preference for a younger wife.

- A younger wife creams, makeup, and cosmetics are far cheaper than an older woman's as old girls need double strength for most things.
- Risks are higher when marrying an old girl. She starts to reproduce like a hen, and her children cannot be as healthy as a younger girls.
FamilyRe: Why Do Women Lose Interest In Their Husbands After Few Years In Marriage? by UncleJJ(m): 8:02am On May 25, 2020
crackland:
Married women are losing interest in their husbands because fvck boyz are doing an excellent job on them outside. cheesy
Go figure. .. Married women in Nigeria, losing interest in their husbands.

The only reason a Nigerian woman will lose interest in Oga is like you said .. she's sleeping with someone outside.

Nigerian women don't let go of their husband so easily.

Potbelly .. who cooks the food? Some women even work overtime to ensure Oga develops a potbelly.
FamilyRe: The Biggest Mistake In Marriage Right Now For A Woman by UncleJJ(m): 2:51pm On May 23, 2020
wirinet:
You obviously did not follow the Reginald Daniels story. The reason given by Reginald Daniels father for the break up of the marriage was definitely not lack of provision from the father. He accused the mother of infidelity. I am sure the man realized that Rita Daniels was only after gold and had no iota of love for him. The father is a Lagos based lawyer and he has raised another family.
Regina did nothing wrong.

She decided to marry the man with the money, and not sleep with men for money.
Her decision should be instructive for your sisters and mine.

That the only bargaining chip a woman has for a good husband is her youth. And if she cashes that chip once a good suitor arrives, she will not end up like many marriages we see on nairaland daily.

Such as
- wife sleep with boss for promotion
- husband second child belongs to husbands best friend
- wife is not sexually satisfied
- wife does not respect husband
- husband says wifes vagi-na is slack
- wife has not conceived after years of marriage
- husband sleeps with maid because of her taut derriere

I have to agree with @Ybaby Regina married well. If she did otherwise, she would have certainly ended up like most
Nollywood actresses; sexual enslaved and eventually slut shamed by people like yourself.
FamilyRe: Guidelines For Unemployed Husbands With Working Wives by UncleJJ(m): 2:47pm On May 22, 2020
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FamilyRe: The Biggest Mistake In Marriage Right Now For A Guy by UncleJJ(m): 2:38pm On May 22, 2020
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RomanceRe: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by UncleJJ(m): 1:18pm On May 22, 2020
safarigirl:
Women keep their options open, anybody that pops the question first, wins the race.
Women keep their legs open, and whoever pops the question before or after the fact; gets what's left.

wink
RomanceRe: I Have Two Men Who Want To Marry Me - How Do I Choose? by UncleJJ(m):
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RomanceRe: Why Don't Fake "Feminists" Complain About Female Privilege? (NO BASHING!!) by UncleJJ(m): 1:40pm On May 21, 2020
RomanceRe: Why Don't Fake "Feminists" Complain About Female Privilege? (NO BASHING!!) by UncleJJ(m): 1:13pm On May 21, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:
FEMALE SOCCER PLAYERS ASKING FOR EQUAL PAY WITH MEN, AND ALSO FURTHER REDUCTION OF THEIR ALREADY LOW NUMBER OF GAMES.

NIGERIAN FEMALE SOLDIERS DOING THIS AND THAT INSTAGRAM CHALLENGES IN OFFICES AND NAGGING THAT THE MEN IN SAMBISA ARE EARNING MORE THAN THEM.

EVEN GOOGLE KNOWS.
Women; they just can't figure out logic. No matter how brilliant a woman is - Logic is a very difficult topic.
It's no wonder INTJ's have an insignificant nos of females.
FamilyRe: Wife Sent Packing For Questioning Husband Over Her Mother-in-law's Visit by UncleJJ(m): 7:42pm On May 07, 2020
Millenniumlady:
The man just played himself he'll live to regret the cause of his actions.......how dare you take side With your mother when i'm your wife which automatically makes me your new mum sad......Ladies never you marry a guy that's so close to his mum if you want a successful marriage.
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Another plumber with vast experience in conduit wiring.
PoliticsRe: Senator Ifeanyi Ubah Commences Distribution Of Palliative To Families In Anambra by UncleJJ(m): 6:59am On May 04, 2020
https://www.tvcnews.tv/covid-19-relief-fund-cbn-releases-list-of-contributors/
The apex Bank alongside Aliko Dangote top the list of contributors with cash donation of N2B each.

https://www.cnbcafrica.com/africa-press-office/2020/05/03/aliko-dangote-foundation-engages-54gene-laboratory-to-conduct-1000-covid-19-test-per-day-in-kano/
Aliko Dangote Foundation engages 54gene Laboratory to conduct 1,000 COVID-19 test per day in Kano

https://guardian.ng/news/covid-19-dangote-to-establish-600-bed-isolation-centre-in-kano/
COVID-19: Dangote to establish 600-bed isolation centre in Kano

https://tribuneonlineng.com/covid-19-dangote-donates-mobile-test-lab-to-kano-govt/
COVID-19: Dangote donates mobile test lab to Kano govt


ChimaAdeoye:
Now ask yourself, DANGOTE is richer than the top 20 Nigerian billionaires COMBINED! Ifeanyi Ubah isn't even in top 100 Nigerian billionaires!

WHERE IS DANGOTE'S PALLIATIVES TO PEOPLE OF KANO, KADUNA AND THE NORTH-WEST??

IF IT'S TO TAKE GOVERNMENT CONTRACTS AND WAIVERS ON BEHALF OF THE NORTH-WEST, DANGOTE WILL BE 1ST NAME HERE.

Anyway, Aboki deserve the type of people they put in important positions.
Cjrane2:

I was thinking exactly the same thing! Northern billionaires, Northern Senators and all of them owning oil wells given to them simply because they are FULANI! Where are they now that ordinary people need help? All northern billionaires think about is primitive acquisition & accumulation of wealth! They never think of community responsibility to the people they acquired the wealth from.

Where are the northern billionaires like DANGOTE?? Who could at least provide palliative to people of Kano to help people out with food! But northern billionaires are so stingy and wicked against even their own people. They only want to use the Federal funds to do anything public!

But, they use their people to acquire all sorts of ill gotten wealth claiming they are getting it for Fulani people!
RomanceRe: Can A Girl With High Body Count Be Faithful In Marriage? by UncleJJ(m): 10:27pm On Apr 28, 2020
GreenArrow1:
The good thing about it is that, the one she gists me is even smaller than the one other people gist me about her. Imagine having a girlfriend and almost everyone you meet would tell you, "Eyaah, na you de with this girl now? Kai maybe na you go rescue her finally. Well done my brother. God will reward you. She been no get direction at all. Everyday different different men. God go help you."
Stuff like that has been said to me countless times by people who knew her and found out we were dating.
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RomanceRe: Can A Girl With High Body Count Be Faithful In Marriage? by UncleJJ(m):
Flier:
Read what I wrote again,I said they chose igbo names because people loves igbo ladies and would pay anything to get them
For example A Nigerian girl once lied to a friend that she was from Jamaica just to boost her price and demanded 200k per night
The same in Europe,most of them will tell you they are from Jamaica or Cuba because they know that they won’t get good money if customers knows they are from Nigeria
Neither of the three major tribes in Nigeria can have a lower number of runs girls than all the minorities put together.
Its simple statistics.
But you will still argue. That's why you have your head this far up your ass.
RomanceRe: Can A Girl With High Body Count Be Faithful In Marriage? by UncleJJ(m): 9:20pm On Apr 28, 2020
Flier:
Not all of them goes back to it,but I think it also depends on tribe
Most Igbo ladies don't go back to their past after getting married, let's say 5% goes back compared to
Yoruba about 50 percent goes back to their past while
South South people about 90%
"If u are emotionally attached to ur tribe,religion or political leaning to the point that truth and justice become secondary considerations, ur education and exposure is useless.If u cannot reason beyond petty sentiments,u are a liability"
- Chief Chuba Okadigbo; Fmr Senate President FRN.
FamilyRe: Wives And Submission To Their Husband by UncleJJ(m): 10:14am On Apr 25, 2020
bukatyne:
Eph 5:33 Nevertheless let each one of you in particular so love his own wife as himself, and let the wife see that she respects her husband.

That is the summary of the chapter.

Love comes before submission. If you look at the model of Christ and the Church, the Love of Christ ALWAYS came first.

In fact, the Bible says 'While we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.'

John 3:16 'For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son that whosoever believeth in him shall not perish but have everlasting life.'
With all due respect, Madam, the Bible is a guide; if we use the bible to justify our decisions we will always find a supporting verse. grin

The conjunction "and" means "at the same time" in parallel. So, in Eph 5:33; "and" means the wife is expected to give and receive and vice versa.
If Eph 5:33; used "then" which shows sequence - "Love before submission would be valid"

However, the bible never gave conditions for giving and receiving besides marriage and everything that comes after it.
The bible never said, if your husband is an infidel - spit in his face and sleep with your ex because broke men should not have erections.
And the Bible never said, if your wife is disrespectful, refuses to cook or is a terrible cook, a husband can pick a side chick from AkwaCross.

Proverbs 31; provides guidelines for the husband and wife.
PhonesRe: Which Network Provider In Nigeria Has The Fastest Internet Connection? by UncleJJ(m): 1:13pm On Apr 24, 2020
dulux07:
MTN.
Just Mtn 3G is better than glo and airtel 4G.
It rarely has network issues.
But expensive than the rest, no freebies.
All MTN IP's are flagged by firewalls. If you surf the internet, and not just frequent the usual suspects, you will find MTN is bad for business.
If you are visiting a foreign site with good security, you are more likely to receive a blank page, 403 or captcha using MTN. lipsrsealed

Secondly, streaming on MTN is a joke. You are charged more for streaming. I am sure of this, I stream all the time.
RomanceRe: Before You Marry A Woman Above 30 Years Of Age Think About This 5 Things by UncleJJ(m):
Iamundisputed:
Your analysis, using car mileage as a yard stick and describing the female body count as a disadvantage, is appalling.

How many people talk about our own body count as men? Please... This is misogynistic and I won't take it.
I support women's rights.

I could never understand feminism; its a kind of role reversal where only the favorable roles are reversed.
No much different than attempting to get a no-interest loan with no collateral.

Misogyny is a common vocabulary in feminist circles.

Your analysis, using car mileage as a yard stick and describing the female body count as a disadvantage, is appalling.
And, when men are scored on the balances in the bank or the model of a car, how do you feel?

No freedom without responsibility and accountability.
FamilyRe: Married Women,how Did You Cope With Your Cheating Husbands by UncleJJ(m): 12:26pm On Apr 24, 2020
Expensiverichyb:
I read and understood. But why do men expect the women to hold the heart and the sword at the same time? Is that not why it's getting difficult for most women to totally submitt because they're holding the heart and still work so hard to provide for the family (sword)?

In my own opinion, it's better the both hold the sword and the heart. So that no one can have upper hand to cheat.
It is a heavy burden, to say the least. Yet, some women hold both, perhaps even more than men.

So, what's your story, unrequited love?
FamilyRe: Married Women,how Did You Cope With Your Cheating Husbands by UncleJJ(m):
Expensiverichyb:
Teach us more. We are following. You mean you can't hold the sword and still hold the heart? But why?
Deep breath!

[i] Let's assume I give you a pencil then ask you to break it; you kindly oblige and do so, easily!
Now, if I gave you two pencils, it would take twice the effort to break this time!

So, each pencil contributes to the overall integrity; making them stronger together.

[ii] In Western culture, a woman stays on her husband's left. This is because a long time ago, men kept their swords on the right and the woman on the left. So, if an enemy attacked; a man could hold easily pull out his sword with the right hand while holding the woman with the left hand.

[iii] In Nigerian culture, a woman's place is at her husband's right. This shows she is the second in command. As her husband grows wealthy and powerful, so does her influence, role, and importance in the union. She would also need to increase her input!

In each scenario, the reoccurring theme is "ROLES". Roles are important in government bureaucracies as well as marriage or courtship.

Knowing what one's role is, and how specialization in that role will contribute to the group's overall prosperity and/or posterity is the reason why
you nor I should neither attempt or desire to hold the heart and the sword at the same time.

Like the pencils; if a woman were to play her role - holding the heart in view of specialization and a man to play his role the union
would be stronger.

In fact with each degree of improvement in specialization; the ebb and flow of life will find you to be an unprofitable venture.
FamilyRe: Married Women,how Did You Cope With Your Cheating Husbands by UncleJJ(m): 10:21am On Apr 24, 2020
crackkhaus:
It's a very wise thing to do and I advocate it for every man who has the resources to protect, especially one who already has things to his name before getting married.

Women are taking advantage of the system, so smart men should know exactly what to do to game the same system.

It's a cruel world. cheesy
This is why I hold the view; LOVE is not a man's game. How can a man remain smart and yet be in love?

Affection, service, protection, provision, supervision, control (like a pilot) - these are virtues we understand, but love! we will always lose when we play that game.

A man holds the sword, a woman the heart. When a man decides to hold the heart, he must ask himself; If I have the heart, who has the sword?
RomanceRe: Before You Marry A Woman Above 30 Years Of Age Think About This 5 Things by UncleJJ(m): 10:02am On Apr 24, 2020
Iamundisputed:
You're assuming that all women in their 30s have had more partners than their younger counterparts?
It's simple statistics; in a normal distribution (bell curve) this is true. I can explain if it is required.

However, if a vehicle is manufactured in 2010 - with each successive year all sold vehicles would increase in mileage by X miles. However, some cars will have more mileage than others, and some cars will have no significant mileage (if not sold).

Now, when you buy one of these vehicles of the lot; it comes with little mileage and no technical problems.
However, if you buy this car from a used car dealer; it comes with all the problems the first user put in there.

Read The Black Swan by N. Taleb; will show why you are thinking the wrong way.
Elon Musk also applies an interesting principle, I used the framework in the car analogy. It is called reasoning from first principles.

With this I end with a quote from Adam Smith:
The chance of gain by every man is more or less overvalued and the chance of loss is by most men undervalued
Adam Smith, Wealth of Nations; 1776
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Fall In Love With Your Neighbour? by UncleJJ(m): 9:35am On Apr 24, 2020
DanseMacabre:
You sef never learn finish na. undecided
A blonde leading the blind. grin
RomanceRe: How A Banker Wife Got Divorced By Her Husband Over A Rape Incident by UncleJJ(m): 9:31am On Apr 24, 2020
solmus:
undecided


I read this similar story on quora, and also a divorce news of a politician in lagos, the man even accused the poor woman of knowing the robber before see rape like that would often result in an orgasm explosion as the woman felt dominated and helpless, and to make matters worst she couldn't control the intense stimulation she felt


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links?
FamilyRe: Married Women,how Did You Cope With Your Cheating Husbands by UncleJJ(m): 9:25am On Apr 24, 2020
crackkhaus:
Even Beyoncé with all her fame and money still forgave Jay Z simply because the pre-nuptial agreement they signed would not have benefitted her.
Prenups; the only way a man living in the west can protect his God-given liberties. grin
FamilyRe: Married Women,how Did You Cope With Your Cheating Husbands by UncleJJ(m): 9:17am On Apr 24, 2020
Amanee:
I will simply cheat back cheesy


It's not a hard thing to do in this social media quick hook up age.

When we're done fooling around, we'll both ask each other's forgiveness and move on
Your parents will be proud of you. smiley

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