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Family / Re: Wife Sent Packing For Questioning Husband Over Her Mother-in-law's Visit by UncleJJ(m): 7:42pm On May 07, 2020
Millenniumlady:
The man just played himself he'll live to regret the cause of his actions.......how dare you take side With your mother when i'm your wife which automatically makes me your new mum sad......Ladies never you marry a guy that's so close to his mum if you want a successful marriage.

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Politics / Re: Senator Ifeanyi Ubah Commences Distribution Of Palliative To Families In Anambra by UncleJJ(m): 6:59am On May 04, 2020
https://www.tvcnews.tv/covid-19-relief-fund-cbn-releases-list-of-contributors/
The apex Bank alongside Aliko Dangote top the list of contributors with cash donation of N2B each.

https://www.cnbcafrica.com/africa-press-office/2020/05/03/aliko-dangote-foundation-engages-54gene-laboratory-to-conduct-1000-covid-19-test-per-day-in-kano/
Aliko Dangote Foundation engages 54gene Laboratory to conduct 1,000 COVID-19 test per day in Kano

https://guardian.ng/news/covid-19-dangote-to-establish-600-bed-isolation-centre-in-kano/
COVID-19: Dangote to establish 600-bed isolation centre in Kano

https://tribuneonlineng.com/covid-19-dangote-donates-mobile-test-lab-to-kano-govt/
COVID-19: Dangote donates mobile test lab to Kano govt


ChimaAdeoye:
Now ask yourself, DANGOTE is richer than the top 20 Nigerian billionaires COMBINED! Ifeanyi Ubah isn't even in top 100 Nigerian billionaires!

WHERE IS DANGOTE'S PALLIATIVES TO PEOPLE OF KANO, KADUNA AND THE NORTH-WEST??

IF IT'S TO TAKE GOVERNMENT CONTRACTS AND WAIVERS ON BEHALF OF THE NORTH-WEST, DANGOTE WILL BE 1ST NAME HERE.

Anyway, Aboki deserve the type of people they put in important positions.

Cjrane2:


I was thinking exactly the same thing! Northern billionaires, Northern Senators and all of them owning oil wells given to them simply because they are FULANI! Where are they now that ordinary people need help? All northern billionaires think about is primitive acquisition & accumulation of wealth! They never think of community responsibility to the people they acquired the wealth from.

Where are the northern billionaires like DANGOTE?? Who could at least provide palliative to people of Kano to help people out with food! But northern billionaires are so stingy and wicked against even their own people. They only want to use the Federal funds to do anything public!

But, they use their people to acquire all sorts of ill gotten wealth claiming they are getting it for Fulani people!
Romance / Re: Can A Girl With High Body Count Be Faithful In Marriage? by UncleJJ(m): 10:27pm On Apr 28, 2020
GreenArrow1:


The good thing about it is that, the one she gists me is even smaller than the one other people gist me about her. Imagine having a girlfriend and almost everyone you meet would tell you, "Eyaah, na you de with this girl now? Kai maybe na you go rescue her finally. Well done my brother. God will reward you. She been no get direction at all. Everyday different different men. God go help you."
Stuff like that has been said to me countless times by people who knew her and found out we were dating.
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Romance / Re: Can A Girl With High Body Count Be Faithful In Marriage? by UncleJJ(m): 9:33pm On Apr 28, 2020
Flier:
Read what I wrote again,I said they chose igbo names because people loves igbo ladies and would pay anything to get them
For example A Nigerian girl once lied to a friend that she was from Jamaica just to boost her price and demanded 200k per night
The same in Europe,most of them will tell you they are from Jamaica or Cuba because they know that they won’t get good money if customers knows they are from Nigeria

Neither of the three major tribes in Nigeria can have a lower number of runs girls than all the minorities put together.
Its simple statistics.
But you will still argue. That's why you have your head this far up your ass.

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Romance / Re: Can A Girl With High Body Count Be Faithful In Marriage? by UncleJJ(m): 9:20pm On Apr 28, 2020
Flier:
Not all of them goes back to it,but I think it also depends on tribe
Most Igbo ladies don't go back to their past after getting married, let's say 5% goes back compared to
Yoruba about 50 percent goes back to their past while
South South people about 90%

"If u are emotionally attached to ur tribe,religion or political leaning to the point that truth and justice become secondary considerations, ur education and exposure is useless.If u cannot reason beyond petty sentiments,u are a liability"
- Chief Chuba Okadigbo; Fmr Senate President FRN.

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Family / Re: Wives And Submission To Their Husband by UncleJJ(m): 10:14am On Apr 25, 2020
bukatyne:


Eph 5:33 Nevertheless let each one of you in particular so love his own wife as himself, and let the wife see that she respects her husband.

That is the summary of the chapter.

Love comes before submission. If you look at the model of Christ and the Church, the Love of Christ ALWAYS came first.

In fact, the Bible says 'While we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.'

John 3:16 'For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son that whosoever believeth in him shall not perish but have everlasting life.'


With all due respect, Madam, the Bible is a guide; if we use the bible to justify our decisions we will always find a supporting verse. grin

The conjunction "and" means "at the same time" in parallel. So, in Eph 5:33; "and" means the wife is expected to give and receive and vice versa.
If Eph 5:33; used "then" which shows sequence - "Love before submission would be valid"

However, the bible never gave conditions for giving and receiving besides marriage and everything that comes after it.
The bible never said, if your husband is an infidel - spit in his face and sleep with your ex because broke men should not have erections.
And the Bible never said, if your wife is disrespectful, refuses to cook or is a terrible cook, a husband can pick a side chick from AkwaCross.

Proverbs 31; provides guidelines for the husband and wife.

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Phones / Re: Which Network Provider In Nigeria Has The Fastest Internet Connection? by UncleJJ(m): 1:13pm On Apr 24, 2020
dulux07:
MTN.
Just Mtn 3G is better than glo and airtel 4G.
It rarely has network issues.
But expensive than the rest, no freebies.

All MTN IP's are flagged by firewalls. If you surf the internet, and not just frequent the usual suspects, you will find MTN is bad for business.
If you are visiting a foreign site with good security, you are more likely to receive a blank page, 403 or captcha using MTN. lipsrsealed

Secondly, streaming on MTN is a joke. You are charged more for streaming. I am sure of this, I stream all the time.
Romance / Re: Before You Marry A Woman Above 30 Years Of Age Think About This 5 Things by UncleJJ(m): 12:40pm On Apr 24, 2020
Iamundisputed:


Your analysis, using car mileage as a yard stick and describing the female body count as a disadvantage, is appalling.

How many people talk about our own body count as men? Please... This is misogynistic and I won't take it.

I support women's rights.

I could never understand feminism; its a kind of role reversal where only the favorable roles are reversed.
No much different than attempting to get a no-interest loan with no collateral.

Misogyny is a common vocabulary in feminist circles.

Your analysis, using car mileage as a yard stick and describing the female body count as a disadvantage, is appalling.
And, when men are scored on the balances in the bank or the model of a car, how do you feel?

No freedom without responsibility and accountability.

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Family / Re: Married Women,how Did You Cope With Your Cheating Husbands by UncleJJ(m): 12:26pm On Apr 24, 2020
Expensiverichyb:
I read and understood. But why do men expect the women to hold the heart and the sword at the same time? Is that not why it's getting difficult for most women to totally submitt because they're holding the heart and still work so hard to provide for the family (sword)?

In my own opinion, it's better the both hold the sword and the heart. So that no one can have upper hand to cheat.


It is a heavy burden, to say the least. Yet, some women hold both, perhaps even more than men.

So, what's your story, unrequited love?

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Family / Re: Married Women,how Did You Cope With Your Cheating Husbands by UncleJJ(m): 11:29am On Apr 24, 2020
Expensiverichyb:
Teach us more. We are following. You mean you can't hold the sword and still hold the heart? But why?

Deep breath!

[i] Let's assume I give you a pencil then ask you to break it; you kindly oblige and do so, easily!
Now, if I gave you two pencils, it would take twice the effort to break this time!

So, each pencil contributes to the overall integrity; making them stronger together.

[ii] In Western culture, a woman stays on her husband's left. This is because a long time ago, men kept their swords on the right and the woman on the left. So, if an enemy attacked; a man could hold easily pull out his sword with the right hand while holding the woman with the left hand.

[iii] In Nigerian culture, a woman's place is at her husband's right. This shows she is the second in command. As her husband grows wealthy and powerful, so does her influence, role, and importance in the union. She would also need to increase her input!

In each scenario, the reoccurring theme is "ROLES". Roles are important in government bureaucracies as well as marriage or courtship.

Knowing what one's role is, and how specialization in that role will contribute to the group's overall prosperity and/or posterity is the reason why
you nor I should neither attempt or desire to hold the heart and the sword at the same time.

Like the pencils; if a woman were to play her role - holding the heart in view of specialization and a man to play his role the union
would be stronger.

In fact with each degree of improvement in specialization; the ebb and flow of life will find you to be an unprofitable venture.

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Family / Re: Married Women,how Did You Cope With Your Cheating Husbands by UncleJJ(m): 10:21am On Apr 24, 2020
crackkhaus:

It's a very wise thing to do and I advocate it for every man who has the resources to protect, especially one who already has things to his name before getting married.

Women are taking advantage of the system, so smart men should know exactly what to do to game the same system.

It's a cruel world. cheesy

This is why I hold the view; LOVE is not a man's game. How can a man remain smart and yet be in love?

Affection, service, protection, provision, supervision, control (like a pilot) - these are virtues we understand, but love! we will always lose when we play that game.

A man holds the sword, a woman the heart. When a man decides to hold the heart, he must ask himself; If I have the heart, who has the sword?

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Romance / Re: Before You Marry A Woman Above 30 Years Of Age Think About This 5 Things by UncleJJ(m): 10:02am On Apr 24, 2020
Iamundisputed:


You're assuming that all women in their 30s have had more partners than their younger counterparts?

It's simple statistics; in a normal distribution (bell curve) this is true. I can explain if it is required.

However, if a vehicle is manufactured in 2010 - with each successive year all sold vehicles would increase in mileage by X miles. However, some cars will have more mileage than others, and some cars will have no significant mileage (if not sold).

Now, when you buy one of these vehicles of the lot; it comes with little mileage and no technical problems.
However, if you buy this car from a used car dealer; it comes with all the problems the first user put in there.

Read The Black Swan by N. Taleb; will show why you are thinking the wrong way.
Elon Musk also applies an interesting principle, I used the framework in the car analogy. It is called reasoning from first principles.

With this I end with a quote from Adam Smith:
The chance of gain by every man is more or less overvalued and the chance of loss is by most men undervalued
Adam Smith, Wealth of Nations; 1776

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Fall In Love With Your Neighbour? by UncleJJ(m): 9:35am On Apr 24, 2020
DanseMacabre:



You sef never learn finish na. undecided

A blonde leading the blind. grin
Romance / Re: How A Banker Wife Got Divorced By Her Husband Over A Rape Incident by UncleJJ(m): 9:31am On Apr 24, 2020
solmus:
undecided


I read this similar story on quora, and also a divorce news of a politician in lagos, the man even accused the poor woman of knowing the robber before see rape like that would often result in an orgasm explosion as the woman felt dominated and helpless, and to make matters worst she couldn't control the intense stimulation she felt


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links?
Family / Re: Married Women,how Did You Cope With Your Cheating Husbands by UncleJJ(m): 9:25am On Apr 24, 2020
crackkhaus:

Even Beyoncé with all her fame and money still forgave Jay Z simply because the pre-nuptial agreement they signed would not have benefitted her.

Prenups; the only way a man living in the west can protect his God-given liberties. grin
Family / Re: Married Women,how Did You Cope With Your Cheating Husbands by UncleJJ(m): 9:17am On Apr 24, 2020
Amanee:
I will simply cheat back cheesy


It's not a hard thing to do in this social media quick hook up age.

When we're done fooling around, we'll both ask each other's forgiveness and move on

Your parents will be proud of you. smiley
Family / Re: Pls Has Anyone Used Dove Bar Soap Before? by UncleJJ(m): 4:40pm On Apr 23, 2020
sassysure:


We also have dudu osun.
Better than done any day and is locally made grin


Why don't you just recommend hydrochloric acid!

You'll burn faster with a smaller qty. wink
Romance / Re: Before You Marry A Woman Above 30 Years Of Age Think About This 5 Things by UncleJJ(m): 11:17am On Apr 23, 2020
cassidy1996:
I married her at 35, she's the best thing that has happened to me...... we born full every where... na GOD get power....

She's at the upper percentile of the bell curve!
Romance / Re: Girls Who Sleep With Married Men by UncleJJ(m): 10:55am On Apr 23, 2020
Liliantalks:
what leftovers , he’s more like my fuckmate ,, it’s better than hving sex with many single men who won’t take u seriously �, no be Bleep Una still Dey Bleep ?

I see your point.
Crime / Re: Odekpe & Allah N'Onugwa In Anambra Renew Land Dispute Attacks Against Each Other by UncleJJ(m): 10:16am On Apr 23, 2020
obiekunie2:
i am an indegene of aambra state.

in fact i was born, bread and buttered in anambra state but this is the first time am hearing this names!

bia nwokem did you say the name is allah mee gini??

in this our anambra state

this one don pass be careful!

hia!! ejikwa'm oguooo!








Modified:

bia op seems you are mixing things up.

this pics look more like kogi state!

the house are just like houses in kogi state.



are you sure this is not communities in kogi state

Politics / Re: Almost Every Nigerian Pays Tax. What Has The FG Done With Your VAT? by UncleJJ(m): 9:34am On Apr 22, 2020
Blue3k:
Here's what the did with the cash. In Q1 2019 Vat represented 34% of non-oil taxes and less than 1% of gross taxes.

Why can't people like you come early, hopefully, the second person to post.
Politics / Re: Lockdown: Canadian Government Gave Us N626k Each, I'm Not Coming Home - Nigerian by UncleJJ(m): 9:21am On Apr 22, 2020
softset:
$2600 is not a lot of money if you live in Canada.How long will it take you to spend that .

If you will no longer return to Nigeria because of that amount, I sympathize with your situation.

grin
Romance / Re: Men's Virginity by UncleJJ(m): 6:40am On Apr 16, 2020
Ladyhippolyta88:

Not every woman burst or bleeds during the first sex so enlighten yourself and it may burst even without having sex but by doing sports or streinous things.Attaching hymen to virginity is nit a 100% correct.A virgin is someone with no form or history of sexual intercourse the issue of hymen or bursting is not the main thing those are just cultural and religious connotations

Less than one percent do not bleed on first penetration. Bleeding is a very reliable indicator of a womans virginity.

Bleeding is not just "evidence" of chastity and value but also symbolic; a seal that metaphysically unites a man to a girl.
Some also believe it is akin to "lifting a viel to access hidden (secrets)"; where the stream of blood prooves that what
one has gained access to is in fact - a secret.
Crime / Re: Man Who Invited Friends To Have Sex With 15-Year-Old Daughter In Imo Arrested by UncleJJ(m): 12:39pm On Apr 15, 2020
Karleb:
But what do we do about those legally marrying under 15 girls in the North? Are they immune to arrest?

cry
Romance / Re: Choose: Would You Marry The One You Love Or Love The One You Marry? by UncleJJ(m): 11:25pm On Apr 14, 2020
Favy1235:
He will always tolorate and forgive you no matter what.
I can't risk my heart for heartbreak
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome 'Exposes' Coronavirus And 5G Network (Video) by UncleJJ(m): 11:40am On Apr 05, 2020
China’s Dominance of 5G Networks Puts U.S. Economic Future at Stake, Barr Warns

The attorney general said Chinese companies were winning the fight for the next generation of telecom networks, posing both an economic and national security threat.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/06/us/politics/barr-5g.html

effissyman:
Why is most people against this 5G network... definitely there is something more to it..
We need to dig dip more on the effect of it to human health.
Family / Re: Make Sure You Marry A Woman Who Makes Money by UncleJJ(m): 12:40am On Apr 01, 2020
sweetrace:

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with a woman making her own money. Just like there’s nothing wrong with a woman who decides to be a stay at home mum so she can raise children who will add value to their world. There is no wrong or right way.

+1 for the stay home mums and their fat babies. grin
Family / Re: Never Accept S*x After Marriage, I Did And I Am Regretting Now–married Lady Says by UncleJJ(m): 12:53pm On Mar 27, 2020
sisisioge:
grin grin grin grin grin grin
That's why they want virgin girls who can't tell the difference between their China products and correct German machines as she had no prior experience to juxtapose grin.

Yeah first you have to been rode by:

- an Audi,
- a Mercedes
- an Opel
- a Porsche
- a BMW
- a couple of Chinese cars.

The issue then becomes the tire marks, skid marks and wear and tear that happens after all this.

Do you know how intoxicating the new car scent is?
The plastic coverings affirm that your money was well spent. cool
The innocence the engine displays, when you throttle down or how it surrenders when you hit the brakes.
The firm car seats, and responsive gears grin. The pride and bragging rights that low mileage affords you.

No man in his right senses would prefer a tokunbo vehicle over a brand new car; regardless of his pocket "size" wink or experience.

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Politics / Re: Where Are Those People Saying There Are Indigenous Igbos In Akwa Ibom? by UncleJJ(m): 7:48pm On Oct 03, 2019
Glad people who have a stake in this are speaking out.

Please reach out to your brothers on Facebook, I know you have a group, take a moment to share these threads to them;
they should know!


Cletus77:
I know SE/SS are to a large extent politically united, we should learn to say the truth always. There are no indigenous Igbos in Akwa Ibom as someone claimed, and that fake map oilPussy presented, there are no Ekois in Akwa Ibom as well only in Cross River state. I don't know much about Cross River but as for my State Akwa Ibom I can bodly tell you that they're no indigenous igbos. They can have Igbo and Ibom populations in Akwa Ibom and Abia due to business relations and intermarriage between them and that's it. Just as they're a lot of Akwa ibomites in Rivers state due to the regional economic status of Port Harcourt, and Igbos in Lagos, that doesn't give us a bragging right with the natives of the state.

The main languages in Akwa Ibom are Annang, Ibibio, Oron and Obolo(also spoken in Rivers state). The rests are considered dialects of the aforementioned ones but can also choose their status. Ibom languages are mutually intelligible with one another as well as Efik in Cross River state. Although they're various dialects, I think everyone can understand Ibibio

Am proudly an Annang guy

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Phones / Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by UncleJJ(m): 9:10am On Jul 10, 2019
MTN, can someone please fix the reserve number search @ https://www.mtnonline.com/numbersearch

I already spoke to 2 of your oblivious support agents via chat.

Family / Re: My Wife Has Reduced Me To A Common Trash. by UncleJJ(m): 4:09pm On Feb 26, 2019
grafixdon:


What kidda advice is this? The man said he's jobless you're advising him to buy massage table of 300k. You're practically telling him to worship his wife and his life should evolve around her. It's doesn't work that way, she'll take advantage.

OP. I'll not advice you to leave your wife because of the kids, but you deserve to be happy. Don't kill yourself to satisfy any woman,

This how they destroy people's marriages. They copy all sorts of stuff from American blogs and paste it into your life.

He said "wash the plates even if you have a maid" Like WTF
Romance / Re: Our Greed For Money & Flashy Things Can Never Lead Us Anywhere - Nigerian Lady by UncleJJ(m): 3:29pm On Feb 26, 2019
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
She should shut it.... When men see a lady who will build up with them but decide to go for the flashy, classy ones he'll spend to maintain, whose fault is that?

There's seriously no need thrashing out some realities.

Older an married women are also to blame.

These days it's rare to find women giving each other good advice.

For instance a married elder Sister would know two single men, she can hook her younger one up with. She would always choose the wealthier guy whom often cannot explain exactly what he does for money or even rarely talks about business; businessmen always talk about business.

It's no more about family names and good genes. It's like men's standard for wives never changed but women just keep going lower and lower.

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