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CrimeRe: Who Killed The Man? by unclemaths(m):
Was the story made up?
Or real life?

BTW: I believe John died the moment he took that jump.

25 storey building, you said? Ain't no way anybody could survive that and you wouldn't blame those couple for his death (same way you won't blame the ground for eventually smashing his brains into a bloody mess)

A Twist:
But suppose that just before he jumped, John had a change of heart and turned back, only to be hit by a stray bullet from the couple's gun?

Then, he must have died right there on the spot.

In that case, that was no longer a jump but a free fall of a dead corpse.
CelebritiesRe: Teenage Girl Who Looks Exactly Like Late Michael Jackson Goes Viral by unclemaths(m): 7:37pm On Aug 15, 2020
Whao!

But I can bet that the picture up there is that of Michael.

Will really love to see both their pictures placed side by side.
FamilyRe: Autistic Child: Please Help by unclemaths(m): 7:33pm On Aug 15, 2020
I am very sorry about the challenges you both face daily.

It's a daily battle for him too. At a point in time, he will discover himself. Thereafter, his motivation will be self driven.

One of your primary aim is to assist him to reach that point possibly soon.

BTW: we are all learning and I'll like to hear your response to this question:

What was the nature of his birth/delivery?

Did you experience a prolonged labour?

Any major falls growing up?

What interests him the most?

How does he fare with basic chores?

It's o.k if you don't wanna respond to any of these questions, though I wish you would.
BusinessRe: 10 Scams You Should Avoid by unclemaths(m): 5:29pm On Aug 15, 2020
And some are customer care agents from your bank. They know all your details, mind you.

Most scammers can't survive without phone networks.

Why can't banks just place their phone numbers on ban?
AutosRe: 2014 Toyota Highlander Facelifted To 2018 Tokunbo by unclemaths(m): 5:17pm On Aug 15, 2020
Nice one, Dolly_P
EducationRe: University Professor Claims He Discovered Population Of Fairies And Shows His Pr by unclemaths(m): 5:14pm On Aug 15, 2020
I am not a doubting Thomas, prof, but these look like termites that we see around here in wet seasons.
BusinessRe: Considering Taking A Car On Hire Purchase For Uber Business, Any Advice by unclemaths(m): 12:07pm On Aug 15, 2020
Don't get involved in a trade if you are a novice there.

Have you been involved in transportation business?

Have you even driven Uber car for someone?
AutosRe: Toyata Hiace Super Gl 3.8m by unclemaths(m): 12:05pm On Aug 15, 2020
Clean rides..
RomanceRe: Please Guys I Need Your Help,nobody Wants To Date Me!! by unclemaths(m): 12:03pm On Aug 15, 2020
Sorry about the situation.

What you just said here is a summary. Can you be more specific?

Can you relate a case in point? Maybe people might see something that you are not seeing..
AutosRe: SOLD! SOLD! SOLD!!!Very Clean 2008 Honda Accord by unclemaths(m): 12:00pm On Aug 15, 2020
Looks clean..
PoliticsRe: Which Northern Governor Do You Think Is The Boko Haram Governor? Check Out... by unclemaths(m): 8:39am On Aug 15, 2020
If you are coming out, do it all the way.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Amaechi Resumes Inspection Of Lagos-ibadan Railway by unclemaths(m): 8:37am On Aug 15, 2020
Hmm..
Tomorrow's leaders.

BTW, let's pray for normalcy.
RomanceRe: - by unclemaths(m): 8:34am On Aug 15, 2020
Best wishes..
RomanceRe: Lol.....wanna Laugh This Morning? Check This Out! by unclemaths(m): 8:33am On Aug 15, 2020
Sorry, but without prejudice, what is the definition of funny..?
PoliticsRe: Oshiomole Is Not My Godfather But A Friend- Pastor Ize-iyamu And Obaseki Says by unclemaths(m): 8:31am On Aug 15, 2020
Treading softly..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How I Got 120k Cash And 75k Worth Of Foodstuffs With Just 1,000 by unclemaths(m): 7:52am On Aug 15, 2020
Congrats.
RomanceRe: Who Else Is Still Doing This In 2020?? (pictures Attached) by unclemaths(m): 7:51am On Aug 15, 2020
Nothing like dusting a human opponent.

Try this: whoever loses a round drinks one sachet of pure water. grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: 32-year-old Man Locked Up By Parents For Seven Years Rescued By Kano Police by unclemaths(m): 7:48am On Aug 15, 2020
Man's inhumanity to man..
SportsRe: Josep Bartomeu Reveals Tough Decisions Will Be Taken After Humiliating Loss by unclemaths(m):
Question: When players mess up, what do clubs do?
Answer: Sack the coach.
AutosRe: Honda PILOT 2014 by unclemaths(m): 7:46am On Aug 15, 2020
Neat ride.

My major worry about Hondas is the balk joint.

Got no shame at all..
RomanceRe: Dadido Blast Naira Marley For Signing Lyta by unclemaths(m): 11:27pm On Aug 14, 2020
Well?
RomanceRe: Abuja Driver Brings Out His Manhood, Begins Masturbating Beside Female Passenger by unclemaths(m): 11:25pm On Aug 14, 2020
It's a crazy world out there..
CelebritiesRe: Popular Nigerian Event Planner, Sandra Ikeji, Is Now A Mother by unclemaths(m): 11:23pm On Aug 14, 2020
Congratulations, Sandra.
EducationRe: Unilag Crisis: New Revelations Expose Babalakin On Falsified Votes by unclemaths(m): 11:17pm On Aug 14, 2020
Many people would claim to have voted for you.

In realty, though, they voted against you: that's people for you.

So when you are kicked out, you run to the same people in disbelief.

Rather than owning up to the fact that they were behind your predicament, they claim foul play.

So you make more noise and cry foul play (and make a bigger fool of yourself?!)

Inside life..
CelebritiesRe: Dubai Crown Prince Leaves His Luxury Car For A Bird To Nest And Hatched His Eggs by unclemaths(m): 11:10pm On Aug 14, 2020
How smart is that? undecided
CelebritiesRe: An 11-year-old Nigeria Ballet Dancer, Anthony Madu Gets Scholarship By American by unclemaths(m): 2:27pm On Aug 14, 2020
I love these kinds of news!

Congrats, boy..
EducationRe: UNILAG Senate, Staff Unions, Reject New VC by unclemaths(m): 1:09pm On Aug 14, 2020
There is need for sanity in the education system.

Whatever happens to free and fair trial?

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