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Kobicove:
All this long story for what...just go straight to the point?

Oga chill, the main gist is coming

After work one evening, I relaxed in my room and dialed the number..... It rang tu..tu..hello the number you're calling is on another call please hold on or call back later...... Babe was on another call, I cut the call and called my gf while on call with her the girls call came in, I ignored it and continued with my gist. After 5mins I called her back and she was on another call, nawao which kind yeye parole be this na like say this girl na baby oku o, I thought to myself.

After an hour my phone rang, I checked and it was the girl calling I cleared my throat and the following discussion ensured ...
Me: hello
Girl: hi
Me: please who am unto?
Girl: ahh but you were the one that called me
Me: no you did
Girl: Mr man I saw your missed call and called back
Me: Mr woman I saw your missed call too and called back
Girl: metcheww...cuts call
After some time I called her again
Girl: what is it?
Me: haba, why are you so volatile? Chill joor
Girl: don't call me again, I'm cutting the call
Me: wait
Girl: yes what is it??
Me: I'm sorry this might be a mix up but there's no harm in getting to know ourselves
Girl: I can see you're jobless, don't call this line again...cuts call.
E be like say this parole over me ma o, I reasoned.

The following day in the market I met JT, abobi that package no dey align I told him, when sup? he asked, una no even yarn me any info about the banny even her name I no even sabi where I wan start from, I said feeling frustrated. My friend you're smart better think outside the box, for your info I placed a wager on you getting that girl, go back to the drawing board restrategize and up your game he said in English, oboy this one you dey blow grammer on top this matter naso e serious reach? I exclaimed. If I lose that money I go change am for you he told me and walked away.

I had to change my strategy and use a different approach, I didn't want my guy to lose his money, I resorted to sending flirty text massages to her morning and night since she won't pick my calls.
One morning I was about going to market and my phone rang lo and behold she was the one calling.

Make I fire on??

I was just reminiscing on some of the past events in my life this morning and remembered a period I was entangled in a web of love and women problems among them a married Lady.

I'm not a writer, I just want to share my experience so expect errors and some grammatical blounders.
Please assistant Jesus(s) should just read and pass, no come dey show yourself say you holy pass. Now to the main gist....

It had been a tumultuous final year in secondary school, I was wayward and rolled with bad guys which culminated in two suspensions resuscitation from the school and finally going from the exam hall during the final neco exam to a police cell after a fight broke out in school.

After High school my parents was against the idea of sending me to the university immediately for the fear of joining cultisim so sent me to stay with an uncle who forced me to learn a trade.

A little intro about myself,my guys call me Striker I'm just a normal guy tall and lanky, average looking though people say I'm handsome, my selling point would be my face,lips,smile and maybe the height.
I don't see myself as a ladies man, I get some and lose some though I've been lucky with the kind of ladies I meet. Enough about myself and back to the gist.

After some months I already learnt the trade and started my own little business, I had this friend let's call him JT, he was far from handsome with a big head but somehow had his way with ladies,most people thinks he uses touch and follow because he's neither handsome nor rich.
One day JT approached me, oboy howfar?, I dey o I replied, I get one package wey I want make you run, which kain package be that? I asked him, omo na one banny for my area o, the babe set die niggas for street don scope am but she no gree o, them pass me the parole but even me ma no fit run am, the babe to stubborn but I know say she go loyal for you cos you na striker you be, I laughed and collected the girls number from him.

I had a girlfriend then so I wasn't really enthusiastic about the game so I forgot about it, JT kept pestering me to give the babe a try, I finally caved in. I arranged a nice ot to use on the girl and set the ball rolling.

8BowlofFlour:
That's what you get when you buy Tecno

As in baa.....but na condition dey make crayfish bend, some of us can't afford those flagship phones

InfernoNig:
Let it go please.

That should be the best option obviously, but how do a final year student with project and other stuff cope without a smart phone

I'm using a tecno camon CX air, for sometime now it seems this phone is now infected with aids, it develops new faults everyday which includes but not limited to
Top half of the screen does not respond to touch(no more selfie since I can't rotate camera)
Heart breaking hanging: once phone sleeps any attempt to operate it would make the phone hang for like 5mins then reboot,sometimes it hanges in the middle of a call and reboots on its own. I had to set sleep timer to 1hr to manage it.
App stops on its own: stuffs like WhatsApp is no longer responding, Facebook is no longer responding etc
I only get network reception in a particular spot in the house once I leave there no more.
The phone wahala just dey like bicycle, e no dey hard to start, e dey too numerous to mentions.

This phone wan give me high bp, I'm constantly hissing anytime I'm using it, I feel the urge to smash the phone on my head but restrain myself because I don't have means to replace it and as a student I use it for a lot of stuff including e-learning and programming.

Please can anything be done about the phone or is it beyond redemption? I'm thinking of changing the calibrator( have done that 3 times already) and flashing the phone because I really need a functional phone.

Slimslimqq:
mummyire is my babymama, morireoluwa is my son, my babymama is owner of mummyire but I opened the thread on her behalf, when she begged for money to fund her business again when it collapsed. though the only lie in the thread was that her husband ran away. but every other thing on the thread is the truth. in fact the person who reach out to her borrowed her the money

What is this if not scam, you conspired with your baby mama and came up with a fake story to scam people, you even pretended to have met her thereby making her look genuine

chiomachukwumax:
yes

OK I will chat you up

chiomachukwumax:
Gionee sold out thank you. it remain the techno A2

Is the A2 still available?

Its a wrap

benzene00:
my ex once gave me 700k Cash for my birthday

I added some amount to it and bought a New car for myself

Good for you

benzene00:
If you were so good in *running ur parole" well

You would have collected over 10million from several different girls and be a billionaire

As una dey take brag for nairaland eh

See reasoning.......smh

benzene00:
Na only for nairaland I dey hear say girl dey transfer 50k give person

You dey this naija so?? If you run your parol babes go spend on you, some years ago a lady gave me 200k cash just that their money no dey too get head

My younger brother of 23 years is a little promiscuous, he keeps a barrage of girlfriends and my mom has noticed because 95% of his time at home is spent talking to one girl or the other.

I over look most of his acts because I feel he will get over it with age, I did worse when I was his age but now I have more serious things to think about instead of chasing things in skirt. He sleeps out of the house at times and I and my other brothers cover for him, one of his girlfriends came around this week and gave him 50k and he shared 2k to all the guys in the house.

Mom found out that he has been sleeping out this morning and he used me as his line of defence and I covered up for him as usual, now she's mad at me that I'm not controlling my younger ones well and I'm too lenient on them because I don't beat or maltreat anyone in fact you won't know who's the elder among us but they respect me very well. I'm a student but others are doing biz and they always try to help me out in school to the best of their ability.

They once attacked a guy just because the guy insulted me and I had to restrain them that day, I guess it's due to my relationship with them. Last year Xmas most of the family traveled leaving just three of us in the flat, my younger bro bought my favorite wine before begging me to allow him bring a girl to the house which I later consented to and the girl spent 3 days and we benefited cos she cooked and did all the house work.

Now after my mom's outburst this morning I feel guilty, my girl wants to come to over since my people have travelled but I told her I'm not comfortable with her coming. I know sooner or later my younger bro will still ask for my permission to bring a girl over and I'm now thorn over to agree or not.

***Modified**
Just like I envisaged he brought the girl he has lodged for the past two days to the house without prior notice, meaning I'm automatically displaced from the room I share with him though there are other rooms in the house.

In a bid not to embarrass him in front of his guest I reasoned him two aside and gave him 24hours to get the girl out of the house or I will fling the girl's bags off the balcony,he was taken aback by my anger but still apologized and promised to send her out first thing tomorrow

Lightangel65:
Free the boy jor 23 he is mature to make decisions, it's not your life it's his life if I had a bro like this I would be proud he has a lady who spends on him.
Part of growing up is letting people make their own mistakes let me tell you no matter how you try to stop him you can't and he would end up hating you leave him to enjoy the spring of his youth.

He's free bro, just that too much of everything is bad I'm only concerned

Just like I envisaged, he brought the lady he has lodged with for the past two days home without prior notice, meaning I have to vacate the room I share with him. I didn't want to embarrass him in the presence of the girl so I gave him a 24hours ultimatum to send the girl out or I throw her stuffs out the balcony. He apologized and said she will leave tomorrow

IamD18:
You can only advise your younger ones, not bully or shout on them unnecessarily because of a woman.

He's 23, he's not a child anymore no matter the angle you view it from. All you need now is to stop accepting gifts from him first, talk and advice him on the danger of sleeping and chasing women around, just talk and advice him calmly.

If you shout on him, he'll start hiding things from you. And trust me, that'll be more dangerous.

I already told him all that...... Not that he is rebbelious because he adheres to my advice most times but i just feel its somehow telling him not to have a gf when i have one.I will stop collecting stuffs from him

Sammy07:
Bros ain't you the first born?

you no fit shout at your young ones with fear written on their faces?

Anyways, I know if you talk to him, he no fit answer you and he won't stop.
Maybe you should throw him to mechanic or furniture shop, make him go learn work, tell his Oga told be strict on him and shouldn't tolerate nonsense

After closing hours by 6pm, he MUST report home or use Civil Defense or vigilantes to carry him to their office and deal with him.

He's 23, him no wan learn.
He will learn the hard way.

He's not jobless bro, he's a business owner

My younger brother of 23 years is a little promiscuous, he keeps a barrage of girlfriends and my mom has noticed because 95% of his time at home is spent talking to one girl or the other.

I over look most of his acts because I feel he will get over it with age, I did worse when I was his age but now I have more serious things to think about instead of chasing things in skirt. He sleeps out of the house at times and I and my other brothers cover for him, one of his girlfriends came around this week and gave him 50k and he shared 2k to all the guys in the house.

Mom found out that he has been sleeping out this morning and he used me as his line of defence and I covered up for him as usual, now she's mad at me that I'm not controlling my younger ones well and I'm too lenient on them because I don't beat or maltreat anyone in fact you won't know who's the elder among us but they respect me very well. I'm a student but others are doing biz and they always try to help me out in school to the best of their ability.

They once attacked a guy just because the guy insulted me and I had to restrain them that day, I guess it's due to my relationship with them. Last year Xmas most of the family traveled leaving just three of us in the flat, my younger bro bought my favorite wine before begging me to allow him bring a girl to the house which I later consented to and the girl spent 3 days and we benefited cos she cooked and did all the house work.

Now after my mom's outburst this morning I feel guilty, my girl wants to come to over since my people have travelled but I told her I'm not comfortable with her coming. I know sooner or later my younger bro will still ask for my permission to bring a girl over and I'm now thorn over to agree or not.

Jemiwizzy:
later people will judge only me that am rude.
But nobody invited you here
People like you that have nothing to offer always come up with trash.
You need verification I called you need my pictures I produced you need my location I produced just wait for me to upload my nude before you leave me alone thank you

Haba.....you're too volatile, your temper is always hot. Person wey dey beg dey humble
Once you make up your mind to solicit for help here, just be ready to take some backlash

Thank you very much baba, God will continue to bless you

Pls I'm unable to send a pm
But reason my matter, my problems are too much that I can't list it here. I can only hope I get lucky

FanOfMyself:
Contact me on WhatsApp. my number is up there

OK sir

FanOfMyself:
It's my birthday today and I wish to give out some free courses to a number of nlanders.
Hala me

Happy birthday bro
I really need those courses but I don't have money now, pls help me

Those ones matter no carry weight, last time they went on strike man o war mobilized students to keep the environment clean and the school employed short term security men

See the way guys are falling over themselves to help this lady, but guys get scrutinized to the last detail and might end up not getting help.
It's always been a ladies world anyways

And my own landlord has be pestering me to find him anything for Xmas even after increasing my rent while I'm at home

7 with faith

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Interestedhere2:
Amen. You too

Sir please help me get a new charger for my system so I can resume my programming courses, I'm already forgetting the things I've learnt already and gradually falling into depression. God bless you as you look into my case sir

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Interestedhere2:
your account number

Pls sir help me so I can buy charger for my system and resume my programming class, I'm already forgetting the things I've learnt and gradually falling into depression. Pls help me sir