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Foreign Affairs › Re: Chinese Police To Muslims: Hand In All Your Qurans Or Face Harsh Punishment by UncleSnr(m): 2:10pm On Sep 29, 2017
Education › Re: FG Shuts 21 Illegal Universities, Fake NYSC Camps by UncleSnr(m): 1:33pm On Sep 29, 2017
undecided
How did they operate without being detected?
Christianity Etc › Re: "Return Nigeria To God" - Pastor John Oluwadare Urges Buhari, Others by UncleSnr(m): 2:25pm On Sep 28, 2017
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Yes oh, return her to God.

Nigeria is a typical example of "How Prayer doesn't work"

With more than 40,000 Churches excluding Mosque and Shrines, millions of prayers being said on behalf of Nigeria daily from her Citizens, yet nothing is happening.

We are still morally bankrupt.
Better you guys channel your energy on doing the right thing, other than talking to a Jewish & Arabian genie who doesn't understand English, Hausa, Igbo, Yoruba, Efik or any of other numerous Nigerian languages.
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by UncleSnr(m): 7:23pm On Sep 27, 2017
Imoksp:
Hi. How did u go abt it? I paid at zenith bank today wit d rrr code i generated from my portal.but yet to reflect on my portal
SEND ME THE RRR
Culture › Re: Pictures Of Emir Palaces In The North, Where Tradition And Modernity Blend Well by UncleSnr(m): 7:19pm On Sep 27, 2017
Bayajidda1:
AREWA
Akpa-amu grin
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by UncleSnr(m): 3:44pm On Sep 27, 2017
Imoksp:
Same here.pls let me known if u are able to fund ur wallet.
Have you tried verifying payment? https://www.nouonline.net/pay_check.php
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by UncleSnr(m): 5:16pm On Sep 26, 2017
filibunky:
Hello house, i've been trying to login to the portal but it seems not to be accepting my details. The last e-exams i took was early last yr (2016) and my 2nd yr results even came out. Since then i haven't been able to participate in the program due to some little financial setbacks. I dnt know why it's not accepting my login details anymore. I need to continue from where i stopped. Can someone please help me
Click Register and fill out the form.
Politics › Re: Video Of Former Human Trafficker And Prostitute Now A Legislator In NIGERIA!!!!! by UncleSnr(m): 7:53am On Sep 26, 2017
serverconnect:
Did his people not know she is into human trafficking before voting her into that sit? You can see she spent her life time in overseas and came back in Nigeria and won a legislative sit with the masses in support of her. Few months I spent in her constituency there are dividend of democracy, and I have friends that furnish me with good messages about her. Although she might have her own short comings.
Anuofia, it Her not His.
With this your distorted mindset, you will sell your conscience for porridge.
Forum Games › Re: As A Detective, How Do You Solve These? by UncleSnr(m):
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Forum Games › Re: As A Detective, How Do You Solve These? by UncleSnr(m): 12:57pm On Sep 25, 2017
dfrost:
Breathing on iced glass? Seriously?
It should come from inside... The friend killed him
Forum Games › Re: As A Detective, How Do You Solve These? by UncleSnr(m): 12:56pm On Sep 25, 2017
Explorers:
A famous chemist was found dead in his laboratory.

There was nothing around him except a paper with the names of chemical substances:

Carbon
Oxygen
Nickel
Lanthanum
Sulfur



On the day he was murdered, the chemist only had 3 visitors: his wife Mary, his nephew Nicolas, and his friend Jonathan.

The police arrested the murderer right away.



How did they know who killed him?
No J, so Jonathan is off, Mary and Nicolas
Forum Games › Re: As A Detective, How Do You Solve These? by UncleSnr(m):
Explorers:
A serial killer kidnapped his victims, held them hostage and offered them a possibility to stay alive.

They had to choose from two pills.

One was poison, other was harmless.

Whichever pill the victim took, the serial killer would take the other one.

The victim took their pill with water and died.

The killer obviously survived.



How did the killer always end up with the harmless pill?
B.Sc Criminology and Security Studies - What is inside the water if not the poison?

Hilarious Design Fails
Forum Games › Re: As A Detective, How Do You Solve These? by UncleSnr(m): 12:49pm On Sep 25, 2017
Explorers:
Jack was placed in a cell 2×2 with one window at the top of the wall.

The window was big enough for him to go through it but too high for anyone to reach it.

The cell was empty.

It had nothing in it, except a shovel.

He had only two days to break out.

How will Jack escape?
Make mold of sand or dig steps on the wall.
Forum Games › Re: As A Detective, How Do You Solve These? by UncleSnr(m): 12:48pm On Sep 25, 2017
Explorers:
A lonely old man lived in a lonely old house in the suburbs of a city.

He never left his house for long.

It was a midsummer, a Friday when the mailman walked by the house and called the lonely old man.

There was no answer.

When he looked into the window, he saw that old man lying in a pool of blood.

When the policemen arrived, they found a newspaper from Tuesday, 2 bottles of warm milk and one cold bottle.

The next day, the killer was arrested.

Who was the killer, and how did the police figure this one out?
It was the mailman!
The last newspaper was Tuesday, He didn't deliver it on Wednesday, Thursday then he came on Friday.
Forum Games › Re: As A Detective, How Do You Solve These? by UncleSnr(m):
Explorers:
A dead body is found at the bottom of a multistory building.

It looks quite clear that the person has committed suicide by jumping off from one of the floors.

A detective comes, goes to the first floor and walks in the room facing the direction in which the body was found.

He opens the closed window of that room and flips a coin towards the floor.

He goes to the second floor and does the exact same thing till the last floor.


Then, when he climbs down, he tells the team that it is a murder, not suicide.



How did he know?
The windows were closed...
It could have been left open if it was suicide.

Challenges Of Unemployment In Nigeria
Christianity Etc › Re: Dear Beloved, Why Buy Private Jet When... by UncleSnr(op): 12:36pm On Sep 25, 2017
CAPSLOCKED:
EVEN WITH THE PRECIOUS BLOOD OF CHRIST PROTECTING THEM, THEY STILL WALK AROUND ACCOMPANIED BY GUARDS WHILST WEARING BULLET PROOF VESTS.. HAHA
Heaven At Last, no dey for this one abeg!
Jobs/Vacancies › Looking For Wordpress Developer Based In Abuja? by UncleSnr(op): 12:33pm On Sep 25, 2017
Are you looking for a Web Designer to join your team?

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Who has the Ability to design across multiple channels including desktop and mobile app, has Passion for web design and Strong background in Web design / or online marketing experience, in a customer facing role.

Contact me @
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Pets › Re: Man Found Dead In His Bedroom Beside His Python Pet In U.K.(Photos) by UncleSnr(m): 12:18pm On Sep 25, 2017
Snake = Check
Lalasticlala = grin
Politics › Re: The Nigerian Operating IPOB’s Paris Account Unmasked By Security Agencies by UncleSnr(m): 10:42am On Sep 25, 2017
sarrki:
But mazi said he's going to abuja to bring the head of our commander in chief ?

Why will he be in danger

I thought he's that powerful ?
I asked you a question, simple YES or NO answer.
Politics › Re: The Nigerian Operating IPOB’s Paris Account Unmasked By Security Agencies by UncleSnr(m): 8:40am On Sep 25, 2017
LionDeLeo:
If ipob is not a terrorist group, where is Nnamdiot cownu, the chief terrorist?
Be honest with yourself, if your life is in danger will you be seen in public?
Christianity Etc › Re: Do Atheists Get Married In The Church by UncleSnr(m): 8:06am On Sep 25, 2017
Trash, what's the function of a marriage registry?
Politics › Re: The Nigerian Operating IPOB’s Paris Account Unmasked By Security Agencies by UncleSnr(m): 6:55am On Sep 25, 2017
Aufbauh:
I rest my case!
But the same government still relate/negotiate with Boko Haram.
Christianity Etc › Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by UncleSnr(m): 7:22am On Sep 24, 2017
See Angel Michael for hell oh! He came to our strip club.
Christianity Etc › Re: How Easy Is Inter- Denominational Marriage In Your Church? by UncleSnr(m): 7:04am On Sep 24, 2017
mhizesther:
I attend RCCG and I've never heard of stuffs like this, but i've seen it happen in mfm, jeovah witness, deeper life and catholic too. I don't know why discrimination is present amongst Christians..For crying out loud we serve the same God, Some would now give the groom difficult things to do in a bid to frustrate him. Also, when female members get married the church feels like it's a disadvantage to them.cause they're actually taking the bride away from their church to another one..It becomes an addition to the grooms church.. I don't even know why people go about doing church wedding
The same God, different yahoo boy, sorry G.O
Christianity Etc › Re: Can Islam Dominate China, Korea, And Japan In The Future? by UncleSnr(op): 12:05pm On Sep 23, 2017
vaxx:
I could remember a very famous Japanese wrestler Antonio inoki become a Muslim. ....Japan becoming a Muslim county will be impossible. they are very xenophobic .

China may be possible if the Muslim population double their birth ratio for the next hundred years and the majority religion keeps to their current birth rate ... Muslims population can easily grow if China govt relax birth control law.


Korea . I can't really say much . but may be by conquest which I doubt it will be successful. south Korea is an ally of NATO. maybe turkey and Iran may form a synergy with Russia govt . .... but wait Russia herself promote atheism and may not support it.
grin grin grin
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by UncleSnr(m): 11:53am On Sep 23, 2017
Ribasandez:
Hi, house. I paid into my E-wallet yesterday (22nd September, 2017), but I can't see my payment reflect on my NOUN portal. Should I be worried? How does it work?
Have you tried to verify payment on the website? https://www.nouonline.net/pay_check.php
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by UncleSnr(m): 8:21am On Sep 22, 2017
telvinfantasy:
i so much appreciate your response. Please can i have the idea of how much the money will be like? Thanks alot
http://nouedu.net/page/fees-schedule
Career › Re: Are You Practicing The Course You Studied In School? by UncleSnr(m): 8:20am On Sep 22, 2017
Car Talk › Re: Angry Businessman Sets His 7-Series On Fire Outside BMW's Headquarters In Munich by UncleSnr(m): 8:19am On Sep 22, 2017

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