jeffizy: My pastor asked me how much i bought my iphone6 . And I said 25k instead of 200k cos I didn't want him to know I have that kind of money with me.
Now he just gave me 50k to buy the same phone for him and his wife. What should I do?

haha!broda..na my topic u steal con gada likes 4 here..don't 4get everything we are doing..kkkk*raises eyebrow*..www.nairaland.com/1925418/imagine-pastor-ask-buy-him..

otijah: Each time I cough I deposit in her mouth to swallow . I encourage u guys to try it its fun

Eeewh... U dated a goat i guess.

zyzxx: Jump from 5 building stories just to prove Hw I love her
#iamJoking

Why are you lying? Was I not the one begging you not to jump??

#Idoncatcham

The craziest thing I will say I've done in the name of love is ever falling in love with blind girl... A lot of people called me all sort of names then but I know I was under the spell of love.. It was indeed a crazy act but i enjoyed every bit of it cos she sees me as her eyes....

D last thing I did for Luv I can still remember was in ma last days in colledge years back...wen I took a sweet 6 strokes of d cain for a gal I loved in class...

I said sweet cos wen d flogging was goin on i could only hear name whispered in ma head @ d sound of every stroke of d cain....It wz thrilling

emmy02:


Eeewh... U dated a goat i guess.

Goat??
Nope...I'ld say he dated a trash can

Hmmmm...cant stop smiling at my phone reading different crazy things we do for love


Anyway,Some yrs ago i remember this neighbour i had a crush on but couldnt tell though we were very close (Face-Me-I-Face you compound)..I took an expensive birthday card someone sent to my elder sister and peeled her name(my sister's) off carefully with blade and wrote my neighbours name on it and presented it to my neighbour....Days after her birthday her elder brother saw the card and said it was so nice but the card was presented to someone else before it was presented to her and she answered the brother that she thought as much...I kept mute and felt lyk a fool cos we were together when the brother walked up to us...I always peep from our curtain for days to ensure she wasnt there before i run out without her seeing me...I also should add that i always woke up very early after that incident to have my bath early before she wakes up and my mum kept wondering why i took to having my bath very early in the morning....

Mumu things we do all in the name of love...

Equalizer: The craziest thing I will say I've done in the name of love is ever falling in love with blind girl... A lot of people called me all sort of names then but I know I was under the spell of love.. It was indeed a crazy act but i enjoyed every bit of it cos she sees me as her eyes....

Are u serious?

Stole Peak Milk from my mum[color=#000099][/color] super market....because of her...

Equalizer: The craziest thing I will say I've done in the name of love is ever falling in love with blind girl... A lot of people called me all sort of names then but I know I was under the spell of love.. It was indeed a crazy act but i enjoyed every bit of it cos she sees me as her eyes....

That's top class Romance bro.. But some people might think you're dating her out of pity..

Abduletudaye:

Why are you lying? Was I not the one begging you not to jump??

#Idoncatcham

bros I for jump dat day ooo if not for u help thank u so much
btw hope d baby follow u ome dat day?

Back in 2012 I was living in Bradford and working in Manchester and she was in York. That's how one day, ontop forming Mr Spontaneous Romantic Lover Man, I woke up at 4am and drove 70 miles to York to pick her up from her house in Acomb to York Hospital where she worked which is just a 10 minute bus ride from her house.
Reason: she had been complaining about waiting outside for the bus in the cold early in the morning.
So I drove 70 miles to York, from the M62 to the M1 Northbound and then the A64 to pick her majesty up from Acomb to York Hospital.
Meanwhile work was to start for me at 8.30 and by 6, I was still in York so I got on the road and hugged the speed limit all the way to Manchester from York which is a distance of about 140 miles (230km). Got to work just in time.

Meanwhile this Zimbabwean asha.wo I was burning £1.30/litre petrol for was busy setting p with one silly mixed race kid like that.

If I hear anybody talk say Naija girls bad, na slap I go use reply am. Since I've been back home, I've not seen any Naija girl that has mental problems like those lost-identity Africans in England.

kinggsammy: Stole Peak Milk from my mum[color=#000099][/color] super market....because of her...

Was she short of blood? Why you no tiff malt join and do like Okpa...

idu1: Are u serious?

For real... Though she has gotten her sight back but not in the country any more...

zyzxx: bros I for jump dat day ooo if not for u help thank u so much
btw hope d baby follow u ome dat day?

Follow me? Nooo.. So you will be the one begging me not to jump Nooo sir

Abduletudaye:

That's top class Romance bro.. But some people might think you're dating her out of pity..

Yea you are right... Some even said that I was afraid to ask real girls out that was why I settled for a blind one...one thing I know is that we both were blind then.. She was naturally blind while I was blinded by love also... So crazy abi

Abduletudaye:

That's top class Romance bro.. But some people might think you're dating her out of pity..

Yea you are right... Some even said that I was afraid to ask real girls out that was why I settled for a blind one...one thing I know is that we both were blind then.. She was naturally blind while I was blinded by love also... So crazy abi??

Frankestein08: You mean like driving 17hrs just to hug her & go back

This one no be ordinary love na juju love.

Emperoradrian: One night we went strolling,we stopped at a suya joint,i bought suya worth 1k,my gal was eatin d suya,while i was eatin d onions and cabbage...afterwards we went to a beer palour,bought pepper soup,she was eatin d meat while i was drinkin d pepper soup,and each tym she says to me "baby be eatin na" i'll reply "dnt mention ,dnt mention"

Witch dey chop for ur head

kazmanbanjoko: Telling her to bath for me.

hmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

used dsame toothbrush and bathing sponge, massaged her waist with my face towel, told my mom I was goin 2 benin when I was actually going to Uyo to c her, sent her money and I was broke, believed her even tho I knew she was lying etc

Equalizer:

Yea you are right... Some even said that I was afraid to ask real girls out that was why I settled for a blind one...one thing I know is that we both were blind then.. She was naturally blind while I was blinded by love also... So crazy abi??

People will always talk but as crazy as it sounds, I just like the sound of it..

I v done lots of crazy things for luv.
There was this day I sneaked out of the house to see him.I was 19 then.At around 12am I was still with him and my dad started calling.He asked me where I was.I lied dt I went to buy drugs.When I got home my dad beat me blue and black.Only for me to see him d next day and he didn't even ask me how it went wt my dad.

Sumoda tyms he will just decide to stop talking to me.It cud go on for weeks.And I will continue crying and begging him.And he will just tell me dt he has a reason for not talking to me.dt I v not done anything wrong
There was a day he told me he was broke and all I had was N1,500 and I gave him everything.
crazy times.I just kp smiling every time I remember those days.

Emperoradrian: One night we went strolling,we stopped at a suya joint,i bought suya worth 1k,my gal was eatin d suya,while i was eatin d onions and cabbage...afterwards we went to a beer palour,bought pepper soup,she was eatin d meat while i was drinkin d pepper soup,and each tym she says to me "baby be eatin na" i'll reply "dnt mention ,dnt mention"

hahahahaha,o boy u too funny.×continues laughing× kikikikiki.

satope1: what an irony...

lol.. and here your name sake would want an arguemrnt but one she's always winning. I am learning not to argue anymore. Too much of it is not healthy for us..

I guess your guy has learnt the hard way that you can never win an argument with a lady so his usual withdrawal.

I can understand buh a lil argument is fun, u know.

I actually sold my White Bold2 in year 2010 just to clear her debt and in return, she paid half of my school fees..

Been a muslim, I use to attend sunday service and wednesday evening service coz I'm crazy in love, what's do I get at last ? #breakup#

We were in school. A night before her birthday, i told her i was going to do her bath the next day. So, i woke up, boiled water and poured in a big cooler and took it to the doorstep at her house, placed a birthday card on the cooler. I trekked 20 mins as early as 5am ..

Wow, dats crazy ... na me be dis?

I've done loverboy stuffs o ...

jumped my school fence(boarding) on vals day to go give him a val gift in convenant uni...which he never appreciated...if i hear say i pass ordinary door now for any guy..

TyHadebimpe:

I can understand buh a lil argument is fun, u know.

Most ladies don't know that. ..guys have heated arguements and don't nurture hard feeings afterwards. The next minute you see them laughing and would have forgotten things they even said during such.


but for a lady. Just a single word and they would start sulking and start holding things against you. so why try?

Sharing My Foodstuff and school Pocket money with him while he was broke and searching for Job.

Gone are those days....