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BoredBerry:
Okay...

Nairaland is a forum... Not facebook... I don't know why most of you misuse it... Keep your lousy story to yourself...

Seconded...

Op, I think you meant "Kizz Daniel to perform Buga on the Streets of Qatar during the 2022 World Cup".

Why?!

Maguire's Mentor

He should stay in Almeria. He hasn't had any playing time in any Topflight League.

Josiahbenmoshe:
Na your buzines?

No vex


You fit sell one of ya Toes or Kidneys

This is Hilariously Heart-touching
Op na Setting or Rising Sun Abi dis kauntri don finally turn upside down

Use her to play 2 Banker Odds

While, one is in a Tax Haven, the other is in a Tax hell!

PaChukwudi44:
Wahala promax

Version 2.0

helinues:
If ,a very big conditional statement

Exactly

So, If Tinubu and Atiku are Disqualified, Amaechi and Wike will Spar


Wahala oo!

American

Perfidious

Certificate

I loved Coke but, when I discovered my Favorite Celebrity was an Ambassador for........the Refreshing, Enriching, and Addictive Pepsi I Proudly switched Sides. Although, I drink Coke but, I stan Peps!

So Chose your Poison Wisely

Well deserved Title, I think

But, I care more about his Severance Allowance and Pension . Let me know if he'll Inherit the Appeal Court Complex in Benin

Carrot and Cabbage inside Beans


I need to try this. Not any time soon though, my Gastrointestinal tract has seen alot this past few days

NaijaRoyalty:
Tinubu won't get 10% votes in the north

The cow sellers won't vote Tinubu over Atiku

The goat and Tomato sellers in the north won't vote Tinubu over Atiku

The Onion sellers and groundnut farmers in the north will never vote Tinubu over Atiku

Even here in the south, The south south and south east will never vote Tinubu over Atiku or Peter Obi

In south west, Tinubu Is not really loved and the "Agbero tout" and Endsars factor will reduce Tinubu vote in Lagos

OYO is PDP state

Osun state , is shaky for APC considering how the party almost lost to PDP in the last governorship election

I can bet you don't belong to any Political Party. Everyone is an Armchair Political Analyst.

Salesagents:
When you read and understand INEC electoral procedure you won't write that bro. It is the obvious. We need to create more awareness with target audience in the north. Please read through.

You caught me there, I Skimmed through

But, 25% of a State with 1 Million Voting Capacity, with about a half Participating, is 125,000 Votes. If you're Serious about this, I'll say Obi visits all the LGA's in the North cause e go Choke!

I Laugh in the only Language PandoraObi followers Understand

For ya mind Politics be like Basic School Arithmetic

You all always say Obi isn't Tribal, but you Campaign against his Opponents Tribally, Confusionists.

You'll only create a Hybrid of STD's!


Please visit the nearest Medical centre. One's Mental Health shouldn't be Joked with

LM10, Wetin concern me for Riddle, when I no go Primary and Secondary School..... - A Famous Man once said

Shey na by Mouth, He went to a Business School for Goodness sake.

Totilopussylick:
What do you think

A man is locked up in prison and you think his wife will not service her engine with another mechanic

Did the Engine break down again?


Is she in need of Anoda Mechanic?


Why are Igbo's into spare part Business

charlesdinho7:
it is a small world. your wife is busy being banged by another man. it is a cycle

oh **** This Comment Apexed my Day

LALA! Give This dude a Crate of Goldberg and a plate of Snake Peppersoup.

Vawulence is best deserved Hot!

I Hope he Stands out and bring Arsenal to her Glory Days.

But..........I Double Hope they get 'Gunned Down'

No one feels Good about any Accusation, be it False or not.
Mine dropped my Jaws I had to use a Rope and some Glue to hold it in place.
Love/Respect shouldn't be Toyed with.

Why don't we call Detective 'Fasholmes'

APC: Farewell, You'll be missed. We hope to Welcome you back in 4 years time. But for now.....have yourself a Jolly time.

PDP: Aboki, com an sign Release Clause.

Congrats to PDP. Even though, I know him not

vasel15:
Is Russia winning the war with Words? Mumu man

Who said Words wouldn't have Solved the Problem By the way Russia is On the Offensive, you Guys are.....well, Poorly Defensive.


Vasel15, I love Chasing Clout with You. Maybe some other time i'll follow you up

vasel15:
Did you just finish primary school? What did we do at aburi? Mumu man

Aburi be like Geneva for your Eye na oga Head Master.

Jashub:
That means ya'll victims of attack

Lol We really are living in 'Zoogeria'

Omo Nobody dey hold Anybody.

Go to UN General Meeting and lay your Claims.... Wars are Won with Words not Guns!