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PoliticsRe: Troops Repel Boko Haram Attack In Kangarwa Community In Borno by updatemachine(op): 12:37pm On Jul 13, 2016
Osmondinho:
Na lie


They have been technically defeated
lol! lai
CelebritiesCharly Boy Pens Open Letter To President Buhari by updatemachine(op): 12:33pm On Jul 13, 2016
Read his letter below...

[b]
Mr. President Sir, Once again I am compelled to voice out my bewilderment at the stumbling and wobbly kind of governance we have had since you came onboard. I wonder what you are doing right now. I wonder if our tears, pains and hopelessness affect you in anyway. I wonder if you are the one in charge or some other people.
You have tasted leadership before and you know what it entails. I understand that. However, then and now are two different scenarios, two separate dispensations.
We know you.
We know about your war against indiscipline.
We hear about your no-nonsense stand against corruption.
We have read so much about our stolen monies which you have managed to recover. Well done sha.
Meanwhile, the nagging questions that leave me sleepless most nights remain unanswered...
How much money have you collected from the looters so far?
To what use have the monies been put?
From where I stand, it seems you're the only one in your cabinet fighting corruption while your praise singers are busy washing you all over town trying to convince us that you're a good man.
I, CharlyBoy, know that you are a "good" man: someone who loves the country, a patriot with a high sense of morals perhaps. But na that one we go chop? Is that all that is needed to fix the rot of over 40yrs.?
I don't think so!
[/b]


For the full article, kindly use this link http://www.charlyboy.me/mr-president-sir/

credits: http://www.luckydime.com.ng/2016/07/charly-boy-writes-open-letter-to.html

cc: lalasticlala seun myndd44

PoliticsTroops Repel Boko Haram Attack In Kangarwa Community In Borno by updatemachine(op):
Troops of 119 Task Force Battalion stationed in Kangarwa community in Borno State yesterday evening, after a three hour gun battle, repelled attacks by Boko Haram members. A statement by the army spokesperson, Colonel Sani Usman said the attack started at about 6.30pm and end at about 9.30pm.

Two soldiers were killed during the attack while seven others were seriously injured. Several Boko haram members also lost their lives. Sani in the statement said the bodies of the soldiers and those wounded in action are being evacuated

“It should be noted that the successful repelling of the attack was made possible by support from the Nigerian and Chadian Air Force fighter jets,” the army statement added...

credits: http://www.luckydime.com.ng/2016/07/troops-repel-boko-haram-attack-in.html

cc: mynd44 seun lalasticlala;

CelebritiesRe: ‘herbalist' Battle For Fame - MTN Project Fame 2016 (photos) by updatemachine(op): 7:24am On Jul 13, 2016
BEENUEL:
good morning, am just saying grin
ok
WebmastersRe: The Perfect Guide To Starting A Blog by updatemachine: 6:40am On Jul 13, 2016
AnonymX:
Starting and running a blog is a piece of cake? Maybe you're talking about these copy-and-paste sites.

Running http://www.nkenu.com/ (well, it's more of a site than a blog) has not been easy given that we write original content and have to go for (legit) traffic everywhere we can.
you spoke my mind...
BusinessRe: Stanbic's N60,250,000 Recovered From A Supermarket In Port-Harcourt by updatemachine(op): 6:38am On Jul 13, 2016
ibkgab001:
I watched this on channels just now
Thanks for the backup... the guy above is a relative of thomas...
BusinessRe: Stanbic's N60,250,000 Recovered From A Supermarket In Port-Harcourt by updatemachine(op):
chrisifeanyi:
You can lie better than this joor!!
ok.....
BusinessRe: Stanbic's N60,250,000 Recovered From A Supermarket In Port-Harcourt by updatemachine(op): 6:03am On Jul 13, 2016
photo...

BusinessStanbic's N60,250,000 Recovered From A Supermarket In Port-Harcourt by updatemachine(op): 6:02am On Jul 13, 2016
The Rivers State Police Command, reportedly recovered N60 million out of the N100 million in a bullion van that went missing on Friday on its way from Aba in Abia State to Rivers State.
The command said the money, which belonged to Zenith and Stanbic Bank in the state was recovered on Monday after it was abandoned in a taxi in the premises of a popular supermarket in GRA, Port Harcourt.

The bullion van, was declared missing on Friday, and a formal complaint was allegedly filed at Rivers State Police Command, which lead to an investigation.

Addressing pressmen yesterday in Port Harcourt, Deputy Police Commissioner, Mr. Uche Anozia, said:

“On July 8, last Friday, we received a report by one Mr. Stanley Ndubuisi of Bankers Warehouse, about a missing bullion van. It was rented by Zenith Bank and Stanbic Bank, here in Port Harcourt to bring cash from Aba.
“Arriving Port Harcourt, it went to Zenith Bank, delivered the money meant for the bank. According to the complainant, at that point the soldiers disembarked and left. Now it remained the money for Stanbic Bank and the driver alone. Consequently, the driver absconded with the money.
“We got information on July 11, that a certain Ford Explorer was parked at the premises of Everyday Supermarket, located in GRA and that the vehicle contains sacks suspected to be bank property.
“I immediately dispatched my DC Operations to the area to verify. Fortunately for us, it was discovered that the sacks in the vehicle belong to Stanbic Bank because of the seals on them.
“The amount recovered, according to information, is N60,250,000. The driver that parked the car there is the driver of Everyday Supermarket. He is on the run now.”

credits: http://www.luckydime.com.ng/2016/07/over-n60m-from-missing-bullion-van.html
CelebritiesRe: Nneke Somto Wins Face Of Candycity Nigeria 2016 (photos) by updatemachine(op): 4:52am On Jul 13, 2016
BlackSeptember:
She looks more like a Wema bank cashier grin
lol... reasons..?
CelebritiesNneke Somto Wins Face Of Candycity Nigeria 2016 (photos) by updatemachine(op):
It was a hotly contested battle but in the end, Miss Nneke Somto beat 100 beautiful contestants to win the crown of the Face of CandyCity Nigeria (FOCN) for the 2016 edition of the online pageant::

1. Miss Chantel Richard (Face of CandyCity Nigeria MISS POPULARITY 2016) formerly Miss Chidera.
2. Miss Ese (Face of CandyCity Nigeria MISS PERSONALITY 2016)
3. Miss Lilian Peters (Face of CandyCity Nigeria MISS TOURISM 2016)
4. Miss Precious (Face of CandyCity Nigeria MISS PHOTOGENIC 2016)

According to the CEO of CandyCity Entertainment, Mr. Oforma Divine Face of CandyCity Nigeria is a platform that Creates, Promotes and Manages Models. He added that Nigeria is blessed with beautiful girls who can compete in looks with modelling stars anywhere in the world, but until they are discovered, the world will not know they exist.
Awards were presented to those who were most deserving of it.

Dr. Femi was honoured with a HUMANITARIAN AWARD
Richard Nnadi was honoured with a HUMANITARIAN AWARD


Queen Sassy Somma was honoured with a HUMANITARIAN AWARD
Rose Mordi (Founder of Down Syndrome Nigeria Foundation) was honoured with a HUMANITARIAN AWARD
Vincent D. N. Anointed was honoured with a Recognition Award.

The event took place in VI, Lagos State, and was hosted by Jeffery, Zika and Sophia.

cc: seun lalasticlala myndd44

source: http://www.luckydime.com.ng/2016/07/the-winner-of-face-of-candycity-nigeria.html

CelebritiesRe: ‘herbalist' Battle For Fame - MTN Project Fame 2016 (photos) by updatemachine(op): 3:27am On Jul 13, 2016
BEENUEL:
Nairalanders will upload their pictures and caption it with another thing. undecided. Nah 3D angel Michael dey una from angry
Lol, u mean thats me....? grin grin
CelebritiesRe: TY Bello Shares Xray Of A Soldier Fighting Boko Haram In Maiduguri by updatemachine(op): 1:16am On Jul 13, 2016
folamart2:
Since its not a bigdeal..u can as well pick up d profession and also get paid for a job to lay down ur life for ur country....u ingrate @so called saiNDAvengers or wateva silly tin u call ursef
wow! you quoted the wrong person.. REVERT!
CelebritiesRe: ‘herbalist' Battle For Fame - MTN Project Fame 2016 (photos) by updatemachine(op): 12:07am On Jul 13, 2016
The hustle is damn real!!! Nairalanders partaking should signify...

Celebrities‘herbalist' Battle For Fame - MTN Project Fame 2016 (photos) by updatemachine(op):
For Awopeju Olaniyi Philips aka King Phillipiano, it was fame or nothing as the self-professed herbalist stormed the Ultima Studio in his full traditional regalia to slug it out with other music enthusiasts in the Lagos audition of MTN Project Fame West Africa season 9.

Adorned in beads, robes, animal skin and a horsetail to match, the chap claims his costume represents the cultural diversity and the unity of the African continent. Like many others who thronged the Ultima Studio, he had the singular objective of reaching musical fame on the MTN Project Fame platform.

However, for this feat to be achieved, King Phillipiano believed his costume would prove his seriousness to the judges. Like the celebrity he dreamt to be, his presence attracted paparazzi on the yellow carpet.

However, the fame King Phillipiano sought wouldn’t come cheaply for as he had to showcase his vocal prowess to convince the panel of judges comprising Gloria Rhodes, CobhamsAsuquo, and Shola Allyson.

Well, his magic could only get him as far as the arena. His vocal power wasn’t convincing enough for the judges who were nonetheless thrilled by his comical performance and elaborate regalia. He’ll have to try again with a better vocal performance, next season!

The MTN Project Fame Season 9 is already airing on TV stations. You can check the schedule and follow the show via these links

@www.projectfamewestafrica.com,
@https://www.youtube.com/user/projectfametv
@https://web.facebook.com/MTNProjectfamewestafrica
@https://twitter.com/MTN_ProjectFame

cc: seun lalasticlala myndd44
source: http://www.luckydime.com.ng/2016/07/herbalist-battle-for-fame-mtn-project.html

TravelRe: Truck Carrying Fish Overturned And This Happened...(photos) by updatemachine: 3:49pm On Jul 12, 2016
wow! hunger not restricted to 9ja alone...
PoliticsRe: Throwback: Sani Abacha At His Birthday Celebration by updatemachine: 2:04pm On Jul 12, 2016
hmmmm...
CelebritiesRe: TY Bello Shares Xray Of A Soldier Fighting Boko Haram In Maiduguri by updatemachine(op): 9:23am On Jul 12, 2016
cornel994:
Must it always be about PDP and APC, Nigerians arise abeg...
thanks jare.... Nigerians don't realize they are same.
APC, PDP still same set of people...
WebmastersRe: Webmasters, Web Designers - Is This TRUE..? by updatemachine(op): 8:52am On Jul 12, 2016
Lalasticlala, Dominique homepage please... wink
WebmastersRe: Webmasters, Web Designers - Is This TRUE..? by updatemachine(op): 7:57am On Jul 12, 2016
mokoshalb:
Cool...

CSS = make-up...
smiley smiley
WebmastersRe: Webmasters, Web Designers - Is This TRUE..? by updatemachine(op): 7:57am On Jul 12, 2016
Donald3d:
yes ma'am "Cascading STYLE Sheet.That's what it means
thanks!
WebmastersRe: Webmasters, Web Designers - Is This TRUE..? by updatemachine(op): 12:10am On Jul 12, 2016
Alexyswiss:
lol...its plainly means...CSS adds beauty to HTML....as you can d first picture looks dull and old ...while d one with CSS looks digital
wow! thanks...now I understand...
WebmastersRe: Webmasters, Web Designers - Is This TRUE..? by updatemachine(op): 11:21pm On Jul 11, 2016
DahtzFestjayz:
That's the main deal
Donald3d:
Exactly !!!,Very true
Wow! it means the css means beauty or...? am I right...?
WebmastersWebmasters, Web Designers - Is This TRUE..? by updatemachine(op):
Don't be scared, just wanna get some fact about this pix...A facebook friend shared it to me...
can someone explain what it means, though I got an idea, but not familiar with those terms...
.....

CrimeRe: Sad Photo! Husband Of Murdered Abuja RCCG Evangelist, Eunice Olawale Weeps by updatemachine(op): 10:44pm On Jul 11, 2016
Inhumane act!
CrimeRe: Sad Photo! Husband Of Murdered Abuja RCCG Evangelist, Eunice Olawale Weeps by updatemachine(op): 10:24pm On Jul 11, 2016
YANDE800:
too bad
how the woman died was a shocker

BUT GOD WILL FIGHT FOR THE FAMILY OF THE DECEASED
her death was gruesome...
EducationRe: 7 Ekiti State University Students Die In Fatal Accident (viewers Discretion) by updatemachine(op): 10:14pm On Jul 11, 2016
wolelove:
God have mercy. I pity the parents of this students. Oh God do not let our effort be in vain.......R.I.P to the dead.
amen!
CelebritiesRe: TY Bello Shares Xray Of A Soldier Fighting Boko Haram In Maiduguri by updatemachine(op): 10:13pm On Jul 11, 2016
queenoflafia:
I keep praying for my brother that is in NDA daily
pray harder...sis
CelebritiesRe: TY Bello Shares Xray Of A Soldier Fighting Boko Haram In Maiduguri by updatemachine(op): 10:11pm On Jul 11, 2016
saiNDAvengers:
This opportunist of a photographer again.

If a soldier don't die by the bullet na fatigue go kill amhuh


Enough of all these unnecessary glorification and idolization of people in their paid profession.
your last line isn't friendly at all...
SportsRIO Olympics-nigeria Basketball Team Paired With Spain, Argentina & Hosts Brazil by updatemachine(op): 10:10pm On Jul 11, 2016
Ahead of the upcoming Olympics in Rio, Brazil next month, the International Basketball Federation, FIBA has revealed Nigeria's male Basket ball opponents which include Argentina, Lithuania, Croatia, Spain and hosts Brazil

cc: lalasticlala, seun, dominique, obinoscopy..

source: http://www.luckydime.com.ng/2016/07/rio-olympics-nigeria-basketball-team.html

CrimeSad Photo! Husband Of Murdered Abuja RCCG Evangelist, Eunice Olawale Weeps by updatemachine(op): 9:36pm On Jul 11, 2016
Elisha Olawale pictured weeping as he remembers his wife of 16 years, Evangelist Eunice Olawale, who was hacked to death by unidentified men while she was preaching around their home in Bwari, Abuja on Saturday July 9th.

RIP...

cc: lalasticlala myndd44 seun obinoscopy dominique

source: http://www.luckydime.com.ng/2016/07/sad-photo-husband-of-murdered-abuja.html

EducationRe: 7 Ekiti State University Students Die In Fatal Accident (viewers Discretion) by updatemachine(op): 9:18pm On Jul 11, 2016

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