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CelebritiesRe: Admiral C4C: Nigerian Born Romanian Based Artiste by updatemachine: 7:02pm On Nov 21, 2016
ok oo cool

PoliticsRe: President Buhari's Daughter Zahra To Wed Billionaire Mohammed Ahmed by updatemachine(op): 6:51pm On Nov 21, 2016
opethom:
yes na , I leave this girl for korede bello o
lol
PoliticsHalima Ali Modu-sheriff Set To Wed (Photo) by updatemachine(op): 6:43pm On Nov 21, 2016
Halima, the beautiful daughter of former Borno state governor and factional Chairman of PDP, Ali Modu-Sheriff, is set to wed her fiance, Captain Ronnie Dankabo, who is the son of late business mogul, Mohammed Adamu Dankabo. Their wedding is slated to hold in Maiduguri in December.

PoliticsRe: President Buhari's Daughter Zahra To Wed Billionaire Mohammed Ahmed by updatemachine(op): 6:41pm On Nov 21, 2016
opethom:
angry
u get plan for her b4..? grin
CrimePhotos: Fake Soldier Selling Stolen Phone In Bauchi Apprehended by updatemachine(op): 6:35pm On Nov 21, 2016
Troops in the 33 Artillery Brigade have arrested a fake soldier identified as Adam Alexander in Bauchi state. The 22-year-old boy from Maiduguri Borno State, was arrested on Friday November 18th where he was trying to sell a stolen phone Samsung Galaxy Note 5 for N70,000.

Announcing his arrest, the deputy director of the media in the army, Captain Sunday Akinkunmi, added that the suspect was arrested in the Wunti market.

cc: lalasticlala seun mynd44

PoliticsRe: President Buhari's Daughter Zahra To Wed Billionaire Mohammed Ahmed by updatemachine(op): 6:24pm On Nov 21, 2016
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PoliticsPresident Buhari's Daughter Zahra To Wed Billionaire Mohammed Ahmed by updatemachine(op): 6:23pm On Nov 21, 2016
Zahra, daughter of President Muhammadu and Aisha Buhari, will be getting married in December 2016 to Ahmed, one of the sons of Billionaire oil mogul, Mohammed Indimi....and this is 100% fact.

It was exclusively reveal that the Introduction between both families held at the Aso Villa, Abuja on Friday, Nov 18th, 2016. It was a small but eventful ceremony. Our source confirmed that the President and Billionaire oil mogul have been very good friends with a lot of history between them and are pleased with the union of their children.


How did Zahra and Ahmed meet? Our source revealed that they've been friends for quite sometime and this eventually led to love. Both Zahra and her future groom, who serves as the Head of Crude Oil Marketing in his father's company, are said to be very happy.

The Wedding Ceremonies will be holding in Abuja and Maiduguri, between November 30th to December 4th, 2016. Although plans are being made to keep it quiet, one can definitely expect a grand wedding. After all, Zahra is the daughter of a sitting President and Ahmed, the son of an oil Billionaire.

source: http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/11/exclusive-details-president-buharis.html

CelebritiesRe: Tekno Declares His Undying Love For Genevieve, Fans Come For Him by updatemachine(op): 7:30pm On Nov 19, 2016
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CrimeRe: Woman Dies After Being Gang Raped Along With Her 3 Daughters In Kenya by updatemachine(op): 7:28pm On Nov 19, 2016
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CrimeWoman Dies After Being Gang Raped Along With Her 3 Daughters In Kenya by updatemachine(op): 7:27pm On Nov 19, 2016
An unidentified Kenyan woman has died after she was gang raped together with her three daughters by an unknown gang of seven in Olo- sitan village Isinya, Kajiado County. The 43 year old deceased reportedly suffered shock and died after she was rushed to the hospital on Sunday, November 13, 2016.
According to Nairobinews, one of the family members confirmed the unforeseen operation saying the unknown gang of seven who were blindfolded raided the village with arrows and machetes in the late hours of Sunday.

During the operation, the gang members made their way to the deceaseds home collected about sh75,000 that was contributed at a church fundraiser before raping the woman, her daughter and two daughter in-laws.

The woman whose daughters are being treated at a nearby hospital in Kajiado County will be buried on Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Source: http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/11/woman-dies-after-being-gang-raped-along.html

CelebritiesTekno Declares His Undying Love For Genevieve, Fans Come For Him by updatemachine(op): 6:33pm On Nov 19, 2016
Singer, Tekno took to his IG page to declare his undying love for actress Genevieve but her fans weren't here for Tekno, lol. Read some of comments...

CultureRe: Ban Placed On Funerals Until Queen Mother Of Asante Kingdom Is Buried by updatemachine(op): 6:26pm On Nov 19, 2016
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CultureBan Placed On Funerals Until Queen Mother Of Asante Kingdom Is Buried by updatemachine(op): 6:25pm On Nov 19, 2016
Royal palace in Ghana places ban on funerals and unpleasant noise until the Queen mother of Asante Kingdom is buried

The Manhyia palace in Ghana has placed a ban on funerals, drumming and noise making in the Ashanti region of Kumasi until Asantehemaa, Queen mother of Asante Kingdom, Nana Afia Kobi Serwaa Ampem II is laid to rest.
The ban comes after the Queen mother of Asante Kingdom passed away peacefully at her palace on Monday, November 14, 2016 at the age of 111.

In a statement released by Kofi Badu, the Chief of Staff at the Manhyia palace, he said:
‘In accordance with Asante custom, a ban has been placed on all funeral, drumming and noisemaking throughout Asanteman until after the funeral of the Asantehemaa. She has been a pillar of strength and source of wisdom behind the transformational reign of his Majesty Otumfuo Osei Tutu II, Asantehene.’
According to reports, traditional one week rite will be performed for the late Queen at the Manhyia palace on Thursday, November 24, 2016.

Source: http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/11/royal-palace-in-ghana-places-ban-on.html

Nairaland GeneralRe: Lady Dies After Rescuers Cut-off Her Legs Trapped Under A Trailer- Graphics Pix by updatemachine(op):
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Nairaland GeneralLady Dies After Rescuers Cut-off Her Legs Trapped Under A Trailer- Graphics Pix by updatemachine(op): 6:17pm On Nov 19, 2016
This extremely sad incident happened this morning at Mile 2 junction Lagos. A lady's legs were crushed when a container fell on her as she was about boarding a bike on the road. According to a LIB eye witness, the bike man managed to escape but the lady tripped while trying to run, and the container fell on her legs. People came to her rescue and when they couldn't figure out how to take the very heavy container off her, they decided to cut off her legs with a cutlass. The lady died as she was being rushed to the hospital. Up close of the horrific scene of incident after the cut...

Source: http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/11/exclucive-pics-lady-dies-after-rescuers.html

PoliticsRe: Mikel Obi Presents Akpabio With A Super Eagles Jersey by updatemachine: 8:14am On Nov 13, 2016
2dugged:
I need a footballer boyfriend jor
ok

PoliticsRe: Cows Spotted Grazing In Abuja Despite Ban (photos) by updatemachine(op): 8:07am On Nov 13, 2016
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PoliticsCows Spotted Grazing In Abuja Despite Ban (photos) by updatemachine(op): 8:06am On Nov 13, 2016
This herd was spotted along galadimawa road, Lokogoma, Abuja. Road users say the cows are a constant nuisance to them. The cows can be spotted every morning as they leave their base and every evening as they return. Hasn't grazing been banned in Abuja?. More photos after the cut.

Source: LIB

PoliticsRe: Profile Of Colonel Muhammad Ali Who Was Killed By Boko Haram (photos) by updatemachine: 6:10pm On Nov 05, 2016
todayboy:
What about the other soldiers
wasted sperm! huh
WebmastersRe: What Does It Cost? by updatemachine: 5:13pm On Nov 05, 2016
Nateben:
Please my people, I've been restless for sometime now, an idea in my head have been driving me crazy...

Please, I want to know what it will cost to open a site, where people can register, verify their contact and get like a 50mb free storage space.... Please help..
You mean something like zippyshare, datafilehost..? Pm me 08089047173
EducationRe: Boy Selling Yam And Studying His Book (Photo) by updatemachine: 6:53pm On Nov 04, 2016
nice

WebmastersRe: I'm About To Start A Blog by updatemachine: 6:38pm On Nov 04, 2016
Misbliss:
I'll need your advice as I'm a newbie, i have a niche already and i know how to set it up, i wont use blogger I'll use WordPress, just have questions about hosting and i want to know if i can make it to have sections like nairaland
Sis, about the host, I will prefer you use Namecheap, been using it for sometime and can vouch for them, u can register on their website Namecheap.com once u register, u can PM so I guide you through to get a good plan...
For the monetary part, with 12k u will get the lowest host and domain, then the rest will be for design, 08089047173...
PetsRe: Any Cat Lovers Here On Nairaland?? by updatemachine: 3:49pm On Nov 02, 2016
rookidmart:
Yes, Surulere, Lagos.
3 males and 2 females.
will like to get the female before this week runs out,drop ur whatsapp number, lets discuss price and how we meet...
EducationRe: FG Approves 8 New Universities Across Nigeria by updatemachine: 3:34pm On Nov 02, 2016
nice' more MMM aspirant
PetsRe: Any Cat Lovers Here On Nairaland?? by updatemachine: 3:30pm On Nov 02, 2016
rookidmart:
Since Whiskers got pregnant and gave birth she's partial to foods with blood, and egg yolk too..
location pls... will need a male kitten...
PetsRe: Cat And Kitten For Sale by updatemachine: 3:28pm On Nov 02, 2016
wow thanks! lagos..?
rookidmart:
I have kittens for sale.
Pictures are on this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/3336479/cat-lovers-here-nairaland/4
PetsRe: Cat And Kitten For Sale by updatemachine: 12:54pm On Nov 02, 2016
guess am late! but please, when its available, mention me in this thread...
CrimeRe: Gunfight Between Boko Haram And Nigerian Army In Sambisa Forest (video) by updatemachine: 10:14am On Nov 02, 2016
4everGod:
you are talking about sniper and air support or advancement when the video is too short to credibly access the situation.

No Brigade fights without snipers..if the video did not show one does not mean there wasnt one. Air support could have been enroute but the video wasnt long enough to show that....

Talking about advancement I am sure you can see they are in the middle of a Boko haram sandwich and were shooting in 2 directions so how could they advance when both directions are blocked off.

My professional assessment is that they probably walked into an ambush so were temporarily disorganised which was when the video was being shot but they were doing a good job holding their position.

War fronts is not a video game...its real and scary and you never see the bullet that kills you until it hits you... Stop being condemning analytically..rather pray for them which I am sure you would have been doing if your brother was trapped in that ambush.

#NIGARMYREALMEN
#NOTOKEYBOARDWARRIORS
Bro, dnt waste ur sweat on those fools, they watched too much american films, expecting 3D video with shooting from air, spraying blood from close range, not knowing this is a real combat!
ProgrammingRe: Php Experts, Really Need Your Help by updatemachine(op): 5:04pm On Nov 01, 2016
SeunLanLege:
In order to simplify what the ftc said.

Static keyword is used when you want to call that function/variable without instantiating the class itself.

Class Yay {
Public function happy() {
Return 'happy';
}
}

To use the function happy
You'll have to instantiate the Yay class
//Class yay is instantiated
$emotion = new Yay();
$emotion->happy();

Whereas static functions can be called with the class being instantiated.


Class Yay {
Public static function happy() {
Return 'happy';
}
}

//To access yay
Yay::happy();
Wow! thanks... now I understand.. thanks for ur great contribution!
ProgrammingRe: Php Experts, Really Need Your Help by updatemachine(op): 4:48pm On Nov 01, 2016
Codenister:
If a property or method is static, it means it is a class attribute as opposed to being an instance attribute.
You will access a class attribute without needing to instantiate the class
E.g
class Example{
public static $variable = "myValue";
}


The static variable can then be accessed by doing :
Example:: variable


The same thing for a method.


Unlike a situation where you'd have to do:

$myobj = new Example();
$myobj.variable


I believe it makes more sense now
I think am getting it now... thanks....more input pls..

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