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ProgrammingPhp Experts, Really Need Your Help by updatemachine(op): 4:14pm On Nov 01, 2016
please, I will like a good explanation of this STATIC keyword in OOP, really dnt get it from various video, ebooks...
I got a bit of idea but dnt fully understand when using with this operator ::
really frustrating, will like you expert to explain more, so I understand

cc: guru01 dhtml18 talk2hb1 seunlanlege fincoapps others..
PoliticsRe: Northern Governors Wives Visit Aisha Buhari (Photos) by updatemachine: 3:08pm On Nov 01, 2016
okomogo:
You Father
as i said before, kid!
PoliticsRe: Northern Governors Wives Visit Aisha Buhari (Photos) by updatemachine: 9:39pm On Oct 31, 2016
okomogo:
How does that make things better
Retard, how has your comment made things better, or what have u done in this ending October to make things better!
Kid... huh
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by updatemachine: 7:41pm On Oct 31, 2016
icelordz14:
Were u able to print a receipt after payment?
yea
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by updatemachine: 3:43pm On Oct 31, 2016
I just got my pin, and also printed the result...second choice...
Eligible for Admission, but not admitted
EventsRe: Two Ghanaian Sisters Marry On The Same Day [PICS] by updatemachine: 12:17pm On Oct 31, 2016
ok

TravelRe: Man Treks From Lagos To Zaria For Lover by updatemachine: 12:16pm On Oct 31, 2016
lol
Foreign AffairsRe: Malik Obama: Why I Am Voting For Trump by updatemachine(op): 10:20pm On Oct 30, 2016
grin
Peterpanny:
we are the us.
Foreign AffairsRe: Malik Obama: Why I Am Voting For Trump by updatemachine(op): 6:00pm On Oct 30, 2016
Pidggin:
Ok, so wetin concern us?
who are the "us"...? huh
Foreign AffairsMalik Obama: Why I Am Voting For Trump by updatemachine(op): 5:57pm On Oct 30, 2016
I am back in the US and will be voting for Mr. Trump early next week in Maryland. My brother Barack Obama is a big disappointment.

Why did he not come home to Kogelo [the family village] on his visit to Kenya last year? Why did he not provide for the family when they came to see him in Nairobi? (They experienced extreme hardship and left immediately after the dinner).

Why did he not support Auntie Zeituni [President Obama's late half aunt, who lived for a decade as an illegal immigrant] in America? He claims to be advocate for illegal immigrants.

Why did no member of the family in Kenya attend the 2016 Democratic Convention?

Why does he not have Auma Obama [the President’s half sister who runs a charity in Kenya] be Director of the Board of The Barack Obama Foundation in Chicago that’s set up for his presidential library if he loves her so much? Why not Mama Sarah Obama his grandmother if he loves her so much? Maya, his sister, is on the board of directors.

Why did he not support and write a forward for my book about his father Barack Obama Sr.?

Why does he not support my foundation set up in the name of his father Barack Obama Sr.?

My two children died; it was nothing to him. No condolences, nothing!

Why should I support him in politics, and he didn’t support me in politics?

Hillary Clinton is a liar and totally corrupt. What is her Clinton Foundation doing for Kenya if she loves Obama so much?

Mr. Trump is a successful businessman. He will make America great again. He is not heartless.

I will not be humiliated anymore by anybody.

The press is corrupt and rigged.

Source: https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/6d65b040-7323-3fda-8b31-b84504318543/ss_malik-obama%3A-here%E2%80%99s-why-i%E2%80%99m.html

PoliticsRe: US Elections: Africans Chuckle At Ugly US Elections. Bbc Recognises Nairaland by updatemachine: 5:43pm On Oct 30, 2016
Kachidox:
WORLD WAR III... Whosoever wins will cause trouble... Clinton's foriegn policy will cause a riff between russia coz she plans to oust syrian president out of power just as OBOMBER did in Libya while Trump's foriegn policy is aimed @ destroying IS and reducing China's power in the far east... make ena tell buhari make him build underground bunker oo coz na nuclear weapon dem go use and not hunter gun
dude, you the first person to say the right!, if by chance it happens, then we stand no chance, because we have NOTHING!
TravelPhotos: Nigerian Guy Emerged From This Mangled Car Without A Single Scratch by updatemachine(op): 3:40pm On Oct 30, 2016
A Nigerian computer programmer resident in Lagos was involved in a near fatal accident that left the front part of his car a crumpled mass of metal. Uche, who goes by the Twitter name @SlimDandyMUFC posted photos from the scene, yesterday, thanking God for saving his life.

source: http://www.luckydime.com.ng/2016/10/photos-nigerian-guy-emerged-from-this.html
cc: seun lalasticlala

Christianity EtcRe: How I Embraced Christ by updatemachine: 3:33pm On Oct 30, 2016
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Kumuyi's Emancipation Crusade In Abuja, 30th October by updatemachine: 3:33pm On Oct 30, 2016
CrimeRe: 5 Strange Nigerian Laws You Didn’ T Know by updatemachine: 2:47pm On Oct 30, 2016
grin
let see
CrimeUganda Woman Who Killed Her Children Attempts Suicide In Court (photos) by updatemachine(op): 2:45pm On Oct 30, 2016
30 year old Hasifa Nakato, accused of killing her two children in Kamuli district, Uganda tried to kill herself by trying to jump into the latrine during her case hearing last week.

She feigned stomach upset and just before her charges were read to her, asked the magistrate to let her use the latrine. The magistrate granted her a 5 minutes recces and some police officers took her to the latrine where she attempted to jump into the pit toilet.

“When we escorted her, she tried to force her legs into the opening of the latrine which is unusually wide. I think she had an intention of committing suicide so that she can block justice” said a female police officer.
Her case has been adjourned to November 6 2016 ...

Source: http://www.luckydime.com.ng/2016/10/woman-who-allegedly-killed-her-children.html

cc: seun myndd44 lalasticlala dominique

PoliticsUN Negotiates Release Of 876 Children Held By Nigerian Army by updatemachine(op): 2:34pm On Oct 30, 2016
UN negotiates release of 876 children held by Nigerian army for possible Boko Haram Ties

The United Nations has negotiated the release of nearly 900 children detained by Nigeria's army and security forces. According to Unicef's regional director for Western and Central Africa, Manuel Fontaine, who disclosed this after visiting Borno State, the 876 children had been held in the barracks in Maiduguri.

It was not immediately clear how long they had been held, but the army routinely detains civilians who have been living in areas that had been ruled by the insurgents on suspicion that they too might be linked to militant activities. (Fontaine is pictured above with displaced girls in Maiduguri, many of them are in school for the first time)

However, rights groups say there is no proper legal process for such civilians, including the children, since they do not get formally charged and some end up in so-called rehabilitation centres, which the groups say are like prisons. The United Nations says children should not be detained.

"We fear that there are still kids who are being at least temporarily detained because they are being released from Boko Haram areas by the army but then kept for a while," Fontaine told reporters by telephone.
He gave no details of the ages of the children or how long they had been at the barracks, but after President Muhammadu Buhari came to power in May 2015, security forces began an offensive -- backed by neighbouring countries -- to retake territory from Boko Haram, meaning at least some of the children could have been held for a year or more.

Nigerian army officials say they need to question civilians to establish whether they have any ties with the militant group, which has been trying for seven years to set up an Islamic state.

Fontaine also said the conflict, which has killed thousands and displaced more than two million, had separated around 20,000 children from their parents, of which 5,000 had since been reunited with their families.

"Once we get children out, there is a major issue of stigmatisation in the communities," Fontaine said. "There is a sense that children who have been associated with Boko Haram for a while could be, and in some cases we have some evidence, are rejected by the community and people around them."
This was also a problem for the girls recently freed from Chibok, he added. Nigeria this month negotiated, with the help of Switzerland, the release of 21 of over 200 school girls kidnapped by Boko Haram in April 2014.

source: http://www.luckydime.com.ng/2016/10/un-negotiates-release-of-876-children.html

cc: seun lalasticlala myndd44

CelebritiesCheck Out This Major Throwback Photo Of Basketmouth & Teju Babyface by updatemachine(op): 2:21pm On Oct 30, 2016
Before boys became men! Elsie shared this old photo of her husband Basketmouth and his colleague, comedian and TV host, Teju Babyface via Snapchat.

Source: http://www.luckydime.com.ng/2016/10/check-out-this-major-throwback-photo-of.html

cc: lalasticlala myndd44 seun

PoliticsRe: List Of Soldiers, Police Officers Arrested For Collaborating With Boko Haram by updatemachine: 6:21pm On Oct 28, 2016
ekojoe:
NL Wida you pipo not letting me comment on Islamic Posts... And why are there so many of 'em this morning?
WOZZALDIS
Retar.d today is Friday, same happens on Sunday, lot of xtian pot on sunday too...
Religious bigot!
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by updatemachine: 4:35pm On Oct 27, 2016
The screening for we secondy has commenced...66.5 comp sci..any luck..?
WebmastersRe: Pls How Can Make Money On My Blog by updatemachine: 11:57pm On Oct 05, 2016
wocel:
Nid help nt insult.
I have really helped you, you mean u want to earn with a blog..? Those with domain and AdSense are not even earning well, talk more of a bl .....smh
WebmastersRe: Pls How Can Make Money On My Blog by updatemachine: 8:31pm On Oct 05, 2016
Go to your blog settings and move to other, then delete blog, blogging is not for you...
Christianity EtcRe: Christians Should Give Reasons For These by updatemachine(op): 8:30pm On Oct 05, 2016
EyeHateGod:
Are u an Atheist or a Moslem?
grin
Christianity EtcRe: Christians Should Give Reasons For These by updatemachine(op): 8:19pm On Oct 05, 2016
Ayo199:
guy...u are just asking senseless question..am sorry to say but they are senseless
no call for abuse, u raised, BTW u have no point..
Christianity EtcRe: Christians Should Give Reasons For These by updatemachine(op): 8:18pm On Oct 05, 2016
felixomor:
Allow the Op to be demonstrating shallow knowledge.
He watched an imam video and he didnt even bother to investigate, he opened a thread ASAP.
SMH sad
cool, since u have more knowledge than me, tutor me...
Christianity EtcRe: Christians Should Give Reasons For These by updatemachine(op): 8:15pm On Oct 05, 2016
sekundosekundo:
The name your parents gave to you, where is it written on your body?. Sometimes I wonder where the brain of some Atheists are.
huh You have no point, let others have a say...
Christianity EtcRe: Christians Should Give Reasons For These by updatemachine(op): 8:13pm On Oct 05, 2016
sekundosekundo:
1. Don't check for it inside but on its body.

2. Check 1st Peter 4:16 kjv.

3. Check 2nd Timothy 3:16 kjv.
1. So you judge the book by its cover.. sad

2. I meant Christianity my auto correct took Christian instead...

3. I see..

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