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WebmastersRe: Banking Blog Or Tech Blog by updatemachine: 10:50pm On Jul 17, 2016
hayPizzle:
which one is better and can I use a blog about bank related activities to make money here in Nigeria plz help
CareerThe TRUE Definition Of Nigerian Salary & Wages (PHOTO) - Nairalanders by updatemachine(op):
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IslamRe: Seeking A Muslim Solution To Islamist Terrorism by updatemachine: 4:41pm On Jul 17, 2016
May ALLAH bless you abundantly, those translation are not valid... and yea, ALLAH (swt) uses 3 referrals in the QURAN..
they are:
1. He refers to all humans with Ya Ayyua li INSAAN
2. He refers to muslims with Ya Ayyua lesina AAMONUU(beleivers).
3. He refers to disbelievers with Ya Ayyua li KAA FIRUUN(disbelievers)

Good points you have, thumbs up...
Lagusta:
This post makes me laugh out loud......

Anybody can pose as a Muslim and say trash, so that YouTube video is flawed already.....

Now concerning all the verses you mis-interpreted.....

All the verses you quoted, except the first one, refer to the idol worshippers of then, not the Jews or Christians, check another English Quran to confirm (wait, where did you even get that translation from sef undecided )

Now, about the first one, there was a time when a group of Jews and Christians formed an alliance with the idol worshippers to fight the muslims, so the verse was revealed as a warning to the muslims at that time....

The Jews and Christians are referred to as "the people of the book" and not "disbelievers"....

This is a public forum, do not mislead the populace.....
IslamRe: Seeking A Muslim Solution To Islamist Terrorism by updatemachine: 4:17pm On Jul 17, 2016
You have said it all!
youngaz:
hmmm @Seun thanks for askin dat question....Islam doesn't teach terrorism...and there are no 2 ways diz pple get their evil deeds dan to brainwash d pple dey wanna use for d attacks...for example,Donald Trump is always attacking Muslims weneva there's an attack...dey might save a clip of it,den dey will show it to dem and say tins like..,"can u see ao he's abusing us??......can u hear wat he said abt u.....u're a muslim are u gonna allow im to keep sayin diz?....he's attacking Islam,are u gonna allow dat?"...and so on dey might even bring a verse in d Qur'an dat says if some one attacks u fight im in d course of Allah...yes there are some verses lyk dat in Qur'an bt...u must nt attack who doesn't attack u....even during war u're allowed to fight in self "defence" and dnt kill women and Children...bt all diz pple kill women,use children for suicide bombings,use women as suicide bombers....dey are attacking dose dat didn't attack dem....dey said dey are fighting in Allah's course bt who is capable of fighting for God...hmmm....dey are just misled pple and lest we 4get.....nt all attacks are done by muslim wills (u can ask me why)
WebmastersRe: Contact Us Now To Place Your Advertise by updatemachine: 1:07pm On Jul 17, 2016
u kidding me...?
flavourway:
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WebmastersRe: Who Else Does This Adsense Buying And Selling Threads Here Irritates? by updatemachine: 12:36pm On Jul 17, 2016
directonpc:
Gosh I stopped frequently visiting this section of nairaland because I am not looking for adsense account or locking for a buyer.
Am I the only one this trend irritates?
Irritate..? Lmao! grin grin
PhonesRe: 20 Weird Things All Addict Android Smartphone Users Do (PHOTOS) by updatemachine(op): 12:31pm On Jul 17, 2016
gidimasters:
i smell sumtin fishy mokoshalb
sure...?
WebmastersRe: Pulseweb / Hilarywens05 Is A Scam. Dont Deal With Him by updatemachine: 12:29pm On Jul 17, 2016
adekennis:
Don't mind him...na dem dem...

Pls kindly help me inform the said person before I call him..Thanks
Ok...
PhonesRe: 20 Weird Things All Addict Android Smartphone Users Do (PHOTOS) by updatemachine(op): 11:09pm On Jul 16, 2016
If you agree with this and your friends and family members are having this type of obsession, share this article to show them how smartphone addiction is ruining their lives.
You may add yours; view the rest: http://www.mokoshalb.com/2016/07/20-weird-things-all-addict-android.html
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PhonesRe: 20 Weird Things All Addict Android Smartphone Users Do (PHOTOS) by updatemachine(op): 11:07pm On Jul 16, 2016
Are you a victim...?

PhonesRe: 20 Weird Things All Addict Android Smartphone Users Do (PHOTOS) by updatemachine(op):

Phones20 Weird Things All Addict Android Smartphone Users Do (PHOTOS) by updatemachine(op):
Hello Phone Addicts! While surfing through the net, I came across some weird pix, After seeing a few, I realized that this is actually true. I myself stand a witness to this obsession. But on a serious note, this craving and obsession with our gadgets, smartphones especially is growing too much. There is a real world to live in and enjoy, not just selfies and Candy Crush.
Here are the images which show our addiction to smartphones, take a look:
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WebmastersRe: Pulseweb / Hilarywens05 Is A Scam. Dont Deal With Him by updatemachine: 9:25pm On Jul 16, 2016
Okwori12:
Is really a sad thing to hear this. but the Hillary you talk about has done some great job for me. I believe he Will get back to you. don't be in a hurry to call him a scammer.
Proof..?
WebmastersRe: Pulseweb / Hilarywens05 Is A Scam. Dont Deal With Him by updatemachine: 8:43pm On Jul 16, 2016
adekennis:
Thanks updatemachine ,I'm interested and would like you to introduce the person to me..Where does the person stay?
dont know his location though but this his no 08060505755
WebmastersRe: Pulseweb / Hilarywens05 Is A Scam. Dont Deal With Him by updatemachine: 7:31pm On Jul 16, 2016
Puresolutions:
@updatemachine relating to the post you made i just sent a pm kindly respond dear !
he already quoted you above... mokoshalb
WebmastersRe: Pulseweb / Hilarywens05 Is A Scam. Dont Deal With Him by updatemachine: 6:55pm On Jul 16, 2016
pulseweb where are thou, OP I have a very reliable developer, he receives money after giving you the job done... if you may need his service...

scammers all over..

#smh...
WebmastersRe: Secret To Get Anything You Want On The Internet For Free by updatemachine: 7:53am On Jul 16, 2016
WOW!!! everything for FREE..?

I have faith in what hpk said even till 2030...thanks scum!

smh...
WebmastersRe: Hacked 200 Facebook Accts For Sale.. by updatemachine: 10:58pm On Jul 15, 2016
babz510:
But he that's without sin cast the first stone

u've neva used all dis network cheat b4huh

Dt microsoft office u use, is it d paid or d cracked??

Dt windows OS is it d paid one or d #150 cracked version??

Pls goan sleep
you should be sleeping rather...

#smh
WebmastersRe: Download Free Beautiful Templates by updatemachine: 10:09pm On Jul 15, 2016
$$$$..?
independent12:
How do i edit the template after downloading it. Contact me stonesilver12@gmail.com
WebmastersRe: Creating A Social Network For Nig. Students by updatemachine: 8:04am On Jul 15, 2016
woski417:
Hello geeks, "Invention" is not really easy, i am tired of thinking alone, therefore i have decided to create this thread for all the intuitive developers we have here to contribute.

I want to create a social network just for Nigerians students; over the years we might spread our tentacles to other African schools, probably the whole world. The only delima i am facing now is not skills but something unique. I need a unique feature that will differentiate the said social network from facebook/twitter since I don't want to re-invent the wheels. So geeks, what do you think? I really need your opinion.

What can make this social network unique and most suitable for our students?

Thank you geeks. I look forward to hearing from you all :-)
first state the skills involved...
WebmastersRe: Download Free Beautiful Templates by updatemachine: 1:13am On Jul 15, 2016
TimothyNkenu:
We are offering FREE download of customizable themes.

The usual themes are boring and not as creative, so, you can use these. I was banned for posting the full link and article by a bot (I've mailed the mods)

Get them here: : http://www.nkenu.com/2016/07/download-free-beautiful-.html
You were banned from dropping a download link..? but what about ur blog link..? sad angry
WebmastersRe: 18 Places To Find Blogging Jobs by updatemachine: 1:11am On Jul 15, 2016
bloggingbay:
One of the trending freelancing jobs is writing/blogging; however, discovering and winning blogging jobs can sometimes be tougher than you might have thought and expected. Nowadays, writing/blogging is becoming more competitive, but the truth remains, if you know the exact places to search, you will find well-paying blogging/writing opportunities. Read more at https://www.bloggingbay.com/18-places-find-blogging-jobs/
we are using free basics to access NL, please kindly post it here or keep it with urself... huh embarassed embarassed
WebmastersRe: Buying An Adsense Account by updatemachine: 1:09am On Jul 15, 2016
mr2kay:
First of all face to face is best for you I even thinl even with face to face you can scammed cheesy

OK lets be serious here


Between you and the seller oke would have to take a risk whether una like am or not.Bit first here is how you should ask for an account and get something genuine,make sure in your chat or call you specify what you want whether non hosted and Nigeria or just non hosted or whether you want it verified too. It's very important you verify cause the seller won't tell you what you don't Ask undecided


Ask for an invite to the account then you provide him with your email the seller would den invite you and you shoukd receive a mail, open the mail in a private tab and click the link to accept) this should be kind of explanatory anyways after accepting the invite youd be asked to login to the adsense account, if you are doing this on mobile(like I always do I've got no time to waste on starting my laptop tongue) it could take some time like 5-20 minutes even an hour before you can login.



Now if you are logged in first thing you should do is look by the right you should see a settings tab click it and click on payment. This is where you should be presented with the sellers details you can also click on edit to check and make sure it's a Nigerian account or us or UK depending on agreement.

I forgot an important fact in the dashboard and it this:- close to the sellers email make sure there is no "hosted" message in red.That is a no no and means it's a hosted account and not non hosted


Where was I? huh


Alright after this just head over to the section in the homepage of the adsense account called my "Ads" click on it and when it loads the sellers ads must be active or better still just create a new ad and place in your site don't rush after placing the ad in your site wait and refresh it severally until it shows.


Now here comes the hard part when you have to trust or the seller have to trust


One of you have to pay or deliver first and hope the other isn't a scammer.

Fck anyone who quotes me to correct any Grammer angry

Op I sell accounts and nairaland shoukd be able to vouch for me cool
Hmmmmm....
WebmastersRe: Another 200k Facebook Group Members For Sale by updatemachine: 1:04am On Jul 15, 2016
emymeeky:
Fastest finger gets it

#30k

07068097535
fastest finger..?
wish we have them here on NL... grin grin grin
WebmastersRe: Hacked 200 Facebook Accts For Sale.. by updatemachine: 3:29pm On Jul 14, 2016
SCAMMER! how did you accurately get facebook accounts of 100 nigerians and 100 foreign with each of them having a minimum of 2000 pals...
WebmastersRe: Premium Opencart Themes Wanted by updatemachine: 3:26pm On Jul 14, 2016
surrogatesng:
I need premium opencart themes.If you have please send to webweaversshop@yahoo.com or call me on 07067866986
$$$
WebmastersRe: Personal E-commerce Website Or A Commercial E-commerce Website ..suggestions! by updatemachine: 8:31am On Jul 14, 2016
jeffcheddy:
Please which is Better? A personal ecommerce website where I can sell my personal goods or an ecommerce website where people can buy and sell their own goods as well. Which is better for heavy traffic and good monetization? Your advices would be appreciated. Thanks
the latter...
PoliticsRe: Troops Repel Boko Haram Attack In Kangarwa Community In Borno by updatemachine(op): 12:45pm On Jul 13, 2016
Realdeals:
lol! I'm talking of aftermath the battle
Ok... wink
PoliticsRe: Troops Repel Boko Haram Attack In Kangarwa Community In Borno by updatemachine(op): 12:44pm On Jul 13, 2016
rottennaija:
This Boko boys be like say those that were from Nigeria been finished. Those operating now may be from another country
I think so... they have large reinforcement
PoliticsRe: Troops Repel Boko Haram Attack In Kangarwa Community In Borno by updatemachine(op): 12:40pm On Jul 13, 2016
Realdeals:
I'll like to see images from the battlefield, the Boko's must have suffered a great loss with fighters jets bombarding them. Kudos to the NA!
images from the battlefield...? shocked sad shocked Chissooos, during a counter attack...

selfie before a bullet!...

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