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Christianity EtcRe: "There Are No Atheists In Foxholes" How True Is That? by updatemachine: 3:44pm On Apr 04, 2017
Atheism... Atheism shit is nothing more than another wide spread crap...

If you stay in KWARA here and you are a real atheist
.. State your local govt and I will see if I can make it there... If not.. You will have to come over here in iponri...

Lemme show you some stuff... Though Islam is against sorcery... I will show you worthwhile stuff.. Arguing with you here is much like dropping tears on a house on fire to quench it...

Lemme hit your chest with my ring, you will loose total consciousness for a specified amount of time... I will use it on someone... If you would like.. I will use it on you and video you live while you go into coma until I free you...even you seun leave your house and come...
If you are interested... Send me pm.. I will give you contact details...

I dnt have time to debate you on the internet.. Just come here to kwara if you can...
Christianity EtcRe: Are These Deniable..? by updatemachine: 2:44pm On Apr 04, 2017
ifenes:
Yes they are! But it has been left in the hand of the uneducated. What Africa has is "pure gold". It is the key to creating the mental paradise we all crave for.
are you really an atheist..? Just doubting...

For me... I believe in sorcery unlike most atheist here on NL... In the Quran also... Its a grave sin to use sorcery to manipulate stuffs...

Good though..
Christianity EtcRe: Are These Deniable..? by updatemachine: 2:32pm On Apr 04, 2017
ifenes:
I can explain them. Humans call them juju but I call them ancient Alchemy formulas that can be used to manipulate time and realities. Future science will explain it better.
the question is requires a YES OR NO answer...

Future science..? Then Africans are way ahead of the whites scientists.. Ryt..?
Christianity EtcRe: Are These Deniable..? by updatemachine: 2:14pm On Apr 04, 2017
ifenes:
You should use google rather than ask me. Google the book of Enoch and read the story of Ezikiel's encounter with the Wheel. It is not my duty to educate you on that sorry.
do you believe in supernatural stuffs..? Juju...and the likes..?
Christianity EtcRe: Are These Deniable..? by updatemachine: 2:08pm On Apr 04, 2017
ifenes:
Muhammad just like Ezekiel and Enoch go their knowledge from Extratterestrials. I think Enoch was the most intelligent of the 3 I mentioned, reason being he did actually understand that the beings weren't gods. He saw them as being who gained knowledge over a period of time, hence his book was considered too dangerous and left out of the bible. The reason they took him with them because he was too intelligent to be human.

Muhammad was a good tool. He objectified the term God and was used to create a movement, a religion that could control the minds of billions of followers. That was a great achievement! To control the people, you must control their minds.

Humans are fascinated by the stars and our inquisitive nature yearns to know how the moon got there. Since they had limited knowledge it was easy to use someone like Muhammad to push the knowledge of human to a particular direction where they end up not getting the knowledge but acknowledging that someone superior to them holds the key life and death,he created them and they must worship him. That is a phycological conquest. Mohammed was a tool in achieving that.







Life in the universe being water based is no reason to acknowledge Allah or and form of Gods. Our today's scientists who study the science of the universe haven't discovered 20% of SCIENCE itself. They are on the right path. But like I said, it is no big deal if it was written in the Muslim's holy book, the author claimed to have travelled on a flying horse ( spacecraft) and obviously he must have seen the earth like you would if your toured the world on an airplane.




The Quran just like the Bible were written by men who had encounters with people from the other end of the world. There is no big deal about these books unless you make it a big deal.
And here they come..

Always creating new words to suite their misfit...

Which one is extraterrestrial again.. You dump supernatural.. You take another one up...

So what your proof Enoch, Muhammad, Ezekiel had experience with the extraterrestrials...

Waiting..
Christianity EtcRe: Are These Deniable..? by updatemachine: 2:04pm On Apr 04, 2017
There are more than 100+ of proofs of God existence in the Quran.. Also in the Bible...
But the atheist are so blind...

Apparently, that is the worst person ... Those who see the proof of God's existence and deny it..

Also in the Quran God mentioned the development of human from the semen of the male and womb of the female ... All with specified with time... But No, the atheist will rather compare to why God makes their parents poor while he can make them rich..

Op nice quotes though...
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Or Mohammad, Which Would You Rather Follow? by updatemachine: 1:56pm On Apr 04, 2017
You see... That's why I stopped arguing with most xtrians both online and offline...

They so much love attacking with questions which even after the Muslim answers, they won't be satisfied... But when a Muslim drops a question they will keep pushing the question away by giving you another question while theirs is unanswered..

So pathetic.. Weldone @ khalling2008
Science/TechnologyRe: 10 Alleged Discoveries That Suggest Giants Existed by updatemachine: 3:28pm On Mar 26, 2017
OooP you too much! I believe we are getting smaller by day.. looking back at this new generation you will notice they have little body size compared to us...Go to different secondary schools and even universities.. you will see very small folks around unlike the 90s..lalasticlala dis deserves the front page
ComputersRe: 9 Most In-demand Programming Languages by updatemachine: 6:41pm On Mar 23, 2017
daamazing:
Hello,
Good day to you. You spotted an error, instead of correcting you decided to bash and conclude I copied the topic. Painful you have that conception because I painstakingly researched and typed that article. If you insist I copied the article, kindly make reference to it and I'll take the post down.
Yea.. I spotted the error.. and I can confirm that you copied that post and image straightaway from codingdojo here is the link>> http://www.codingdojo.com/blog/9-most-in-demand-programming-languages-of-2017/
it was posted on feb. 2nd 2017....

smh for naija bloggers oo.. am a follower of codingdojo... so you jex flew into my net...take the damn post down and goodluck!
ComputersRe: 9 Most In-demand Programming Languages by updatemachine: 4:08pm On Mar 23, 2017
daamazing:
[img]https://2.bp..com/-RnY0wdUx0aE/WNPRkc5LtAI/AAAAAAAAASo/wG6IYJ1jm586xd6AoYMyeKyICOQUVnLVACK4B/s640/Top_9_InDemand_Languages2017.jpg[/img]

1. SQL

SQL is a special-purpose language designed for managing data held in a relational database management system (RDBMS), or for stream processing in a relational data stream management system (RDSMS). It is also very common, with many variations like MySQL and Microsoft SQL. Microsoft SQL Server power big businesses, small businesses, hospitals, banks, universities. Indeed, just about every computer and person with access to technology eventually touches something SQL. For instance, all Android phones and iPhones have access to a SQL database called SQLite and many mobile apps developed Google, Skype and DropBox use it directly.

2. JAVA

Due to the continuous growth of Android, the number of Java positions available has Indeed gone up by almost 30,000 in 2017, as compared to 2016.
One of the most popular, most adopted and general purpose programming language used by millions of developers and billions of devices around the world. It is a class-based, object-oriented language and designed to be portable, which means that you can find it on all platforms, operating systems, and devicesIt’s also worth noting that JavaScript is the scripting language of the World Wide Web and is built right into all major web browsers including Internet Explorer, FireFox and Safari. Almost every website incorporates some element of JavaScript to add to the user experience, adding to the demand for JavaScript developers.

3. PHYTHON

Python is a general purpose programming language that was named after the Monty Python! Python is simple and incredibly readable since closely resembles the English language.Python moved up two places in codingdojo.com rankings to be the third-most in-demand language.
Python is a widely used high-level programming language used for general-purpose programming, as it is simple and readable. Python is the easiest coding language to learn for the first time learners. In order to become a seasoned professional, every beginner should at least know this language.

4. JAVASCRIPT

JavaScript is a popular, powerful, dynamic, scripting language that is used to create cool websites and games for the web. It derives much of its syntax from The C Language. JavaScript is compatible across all browsers, and is used in over 90 percent of all web pages. In recent years, JavaScript has also gained use as the foundation of Node.js, a server technology that among other things enables real-time communication. It is also is used to spice up web pages by making them interactive. For example, JavaScript can be used to add effects to web pages, display pop-up messages or to create games with basic functionality. It’s also worth noting that JavaScript is the scripting language of the World Wide Web and is built right into all major web browsers including Internet Explorer, FireFox and Safari. Almost every website incorporates some element of JavaScript to add to the user experience, adding to the demand for JavaScript developers.

5. C++

C++ (pronounced C-plus-plus) Developed by Bjarne Stroustrup at Bell Labs, C++ was first released in 1983. Stroustrup keeps an extensive list of applications written in C++. The list includes Adobe and Microsoft applications, MongoDB databases, large portions of Mac OS/X and is the best language to learn for performance-critical applications such as “twitch” game development or audio/video processing.. It saw an increase of almost 20,000 job postings over 2016 that has helped it to take fifth place in the rankings. C++ is a general-purpose programming language based on C language.

6. C#

“C Sharp” saw a small increase in popularity in 2017, but not enough to keep it from falling behind C++.

C Sharp is a simple, modern, general-purpose, type-safe, object-oriented programming language, which is developed by Microsoft. The language is intended for use in developing software components suitable for deployment in distributed environments. It is used in a number of applications such as .NET. Since the release of the .NET Core open-source development platform in June 2016, it can now be used on non-Windows machines.

7. PERL

Perl has climbed up the ladder to secure the seventh place in the rankings leaving iOS, PHP and Ruby behind.
Perl, or “the duct tape that holds the Internet together,” as it’s been named, is actually two languages now; Perl 5 and Perl 6, which launched in Dec. 2015. Both of them are general-purpose dynamic programming languages that see a lot of use in CGI, graphics, network, and finance programming.

8. iOS

In 2014, Apple decided to invent their own programming language. The result was Swift – a new programming language for iOS and OS X developers to create their next killer app. Developers will find that many parts of Swift are familiar from their experience of developing in C++ and Objective-C. Companies including American Airlines, LinkedIn, and Duolingo have been quick to adopt Swift, and we’ll see this language on the rise in the coming years.
In September 2016, Apple released Swift 3.0 with new features including better translation of Objective-C APIs, modernizations of debugging identifiers and a new model for collections and indices. Apple plans to release Swift 3.1 and Swift 4 in 2017.

9. PHP

PHP (Hypertext Pre-Processor) is a server-side programming language, which can be used to create web pages written in HTML. It is used on more than 80 percent of websites today including Facebook, Wikipedia, Tumblr and WordPress. PHP is not only a popular language among new programmers due to its easy-to use techniques; it also does offer tons of advanced features for more experienced programmers. In recent years, PHP has grown enormously in popularity. Its web-facing features make it a highly-demanded skill, especially when paired with Javascript and SQL.17.

Source
http://www.techredirector.com/2017/03/9-most-in-demand-programming-languages.html

lalasticlala
Mynd44
naija bloggers and copy paste.. You copy everything with error self..PHYTON
WebmastersRe: 10 Things To Know Before You Buy A Domain Name by updatemachine: 6:47am On Jan 11, 2017
very good tips for online biz, especially large business and companies, most blogger fail this first test...
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Troops Celebrate, Rap Battle And Dance With Lt. Gen Buratai(pics,vid) by updatemachine: 9:26am On Dec 30, 2016
Vickiweezy:
News of Nigerian soldiers & Boko haram is getting tiring.
Today you'll hear they have wiped out boko haram & cleared sambisa..
The next day shekau will give proof of being alive & assure us that we were given fake victory stories...
After that FG will show satellite image wey i no knw which satellite dem use capture d image + video..
Now they're celebrating victory again..
Boko haram should not give us any more surprises like fresh attacks this time around to really show us they are still around.
FG should tell Nigerians d real truth ... for our own safety.
retards everywhere!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Troops Celebrate, Rap Battle And Dance With Lt. Gen Buratai(pics,vid) by updatemachine: 9:24am On Dec 30, 2016
dotman4real007:
chaiiii hunger no good oooo!!! just look at them dancing and rapping because they are now eating good food unlike when they were angry and shooting at their commanding officers for not giving them good food. But remember that shekau abi na shecow never die oooo!!!
shut up kid! so if shekau is killed it means boko haram as ended, use ur brain, its not only about shekau, its about the ideology, if u kill shekau, another leader will step up!
PoliticsNigeria Armed Force Destroy Camp-zero Burn Boko Haram Members (video) by updatemachine(op): 12:29am On Dec 30, 2016
A quick video from a CJTF showing the dead bodies of killed Bokos about to be burnt, Kudos to NAF
For those who still doubt the operation, here is a video of it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQgE0WtJ4ZM&feature=youtu.be

cc: seun lalasticlala
InvestmentMMM Crashed, Next Up Is NNN..? by updatemachine(op): 6:57am On Dec 18, 2016
Was listening to a radio programme this morning and I heard them talking of NNN, then I gooogled' it and was surprised to see NNN.

According to their website:
Donated Navros frozen period: 14 days
Growths: 35%(Naira) & 55% Bitcoin in 21 days
Referral Bonus: grows same way as Navros[url=http://www.mokoshalb.com/search/label/Make%20Money%20Online%20Series].[/url]
Other Bonuses: Do not grow.
Bonus Frozen Period: All bonus are frozen for 21 days.


They already started operation, they've also started uploading Proof video..
Is this some kind of another SCAM..?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA8-0bk3C8A


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8PHBtlxrPw

seun lalasticlala
CelebritiesRe: Falz Signs Deal With BBM As Ambassador (Photo) by updatemachine: 10:37am On Dec 08, 2016
TWIXTED:
Nigerians and dia over do attitude... I tot this his accent was for just his art? I mean e sounds kool wen he uses it for entertainment.. Buh d tin iz beginnin to sound stupid coz he uses it at evry opportunity he gets.. Watched one of his interviews on live tv nd he was just soundin like a modafuka wannabe... I like dis guy buh he don de F... Small time now d parol go stale.
shut up kid! So becos u dnt like what he used to gain audience, he should stop it... Re-tard
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by updatemachine: 10:29am On Dec 08, 2016
LASU final supplementary list is out... Last hope!
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by updatemachine: 8:48pm On Dec 01, 2016
yea
GODKID98:
change of institution,right??
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by updatemachine: 8:09pm On Dec 01, 2016
Yea, I just did mine, it cost 2.5k
GODKID98:
Second choice candidates,have you seen what JAMB has directed us to do before the 9th of Dec.??
SportsRe: Photos: Brazilian Football Team's Plane Crashes In Colombia, 76 Dead. by updatemachine: 3:33pm On Nov 29, 2016
Mhen! RIP... So the same plane was used for the Argentina team last week...

Sad!...

Seun lalasticlala
CrimeRe: Boko Haram Visit The Nigerian Armies by updatemachine: 10:33am On Nov 25, 2016
wtf! kudos to our army...
just nuke this guys out!
PoliticsPres Buhari Felicitates With Atiku Abubakar, Welcomes Him To The 70s Club by updatemachine(op): 3:34pm On Nov 24, 2016
President Buhari has felicitated with former Vice President, Atiku Abubakar, as he turns 70 tomorrow November 25, 2016. In a letter he personally signed, President Buhari said he was delighted to welcome Alhaji Abubakar "to the 70s club," and prayed that Allah would grant him many more years of good health and service to Nigeria."

The President added:
"Over the years, I have admired your courage and doggedness in defending your interests and your generosity in promoting education. The American University in Yola is one of your noble legacies, and my hope and wish is that it will endure."

President Buhari said both himself and the former Vice President should be grateful to Allah, who has granted them grace to be in the 70s club.

PoliticsRe: Buhari At The 4th Africa-arab Summit In Malabo (Photos) by updatemachine: 4:42pm On Nov 23, 2016
wait everyone, is there an age barrier for anyone to be president or governor..? like u must be above 50...
because am not understanding, seems the leaders of tomorrow song we are singing from primary school will never come!
CrimeRe: Kenyan Man’s Manhood Moves To His Knee After Sleeping With Someone’s Wife - Pix by updatemachine: 1:05pm On Nov 23, 2016
lol

lalasticlala see ur brother oo shocked grin
CrimeMan's Wife Burnt To Death In Political Fight In Abia Cries Out For Justice by updatemachine(op): 12:44pm On Nov 23, 2016
Graphic Photos: Man whose wife was burnt to death in a political fight in Abia state cries out for justice

51 year old Emmanuel Orioha, the husband of 36 year old Amaechi Orioha who was burnt to death during a political fight at Okpuala, the headquarters of Isiala Ngwa North Council on November 9th, has cried out for justice, alleging that his family has received letters of threat from some anonymous persons.

The deceased who served as the clerical officer in the local government secretariat, was in the chairman's office when the political fight between PDP members who were electing their chairmanship candidate for next month's election, broke out.

The political thugs present at the election, hijacked the fight and in the process, set the chairman's office ablaze. Amaechi and the secretariat's driver were severely burnt and both died from complications from the fire injury.

Narrating what happened to Vanguard, Emmanuel said his wife and mother of their four children was sacrificed by politicians for their political gains.

“On Wednesday, November 9, 2016, at about 11.30 am, I was in my house resting after returning from the farm. I got a call from my senior brother, Ugonna, who told me to urgently proceed to the Federal Medical Centre, Umuahia, that my wife was involved in fire outbreak in her office. When I got to Umuahia, I saw my wife at the emergency ward and I could not recognize her because of the degree of burns she sustained. I told them this is not my wife. The doctors who were doing everything possible to save her life told me to call her as she was still managing to speak. I called her and she responded. I lost control; it was like the end of the world for me. After trying their best, the doctors referred us to the National Orthopaedic Hospital, Enugu, where the doctors told me in confidence that the chance of her survival was 50-50 because of the level of injuries she sustained. Before then, I asked her if she recognized the people that set the office on fire. She mentioned three persons, all of them natives of Isiala Ngwa North. She said that three boys came to the chairman’s office with petrol and one of their colleagues confronted them, they said that the Transition Committee chairman asked them to buy it for his generator. Shortly after, the chairman came to his office and picked few things and left. After that, one of the boys made a phone call after which one of them poured the fuel around chairman’s office and lit it up,” he said.
Elder brother to Emmanuel, Ugonna Orioha, alleged that some politicians who came to their community to solicit for votes, had made inciting comments which is the root cause of the attack that killed his sister in-law, Amaechi.

“On October 19, 2016, some notable politicians from Ngwa Ugwu and Umuha visited our community to solicit support for their aspirant running for chairmanship of the council. They addressed us and some of them threatened that if one of the aspirants, Ginger Onwusibe, wins the election, blood will flow, that they will burn down the council. One of our leaders cautioned them over the statement reminding all of us that it should not be a do or die affair. Now see what happened about two weeks after. Those people and the Transition Chairman are our principal suspects in the death of our wife. We are ready to go anywhere and mention their names. We are using this opportunity to call on the Federal Government to wade into the issue of political killings in Isiala Ngwa North. The Federal Government should do something about it.” Speaking further, Emmanuel said his family have been receiving letter of threat from some anonymous persons. “Now, they have also sent a letter of threat to my brother, Ugonna. The life of our family is under threat. We appeal for police protection.” A paragraph of the alleged letter of threat reads “Ugonna Orioha, choose to close your mouth or we shall come for you.” He said the letter has since been submitted to the police.
cc: lalasticlala seun mynd44

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CrimeRe: 10 Killed In Latest Communal Clash In Cross River State (graphic Photos) by updatemachine(op): 8:50pm On Nov 21, 2016
CrimeRe: 10 Killed In Latest Communal Clash In Cross River State (graphic Photos) by updatemachine(op): 8:00pm On Nov 21, 2016
cc seun lalasticlala

Crime10 Killed In Latest Communal Clash In Cross River State (graphic Photos) by updatemachine(op): 7:59pm On Nov 21, 2016
At least 10 people have been killed in communal clashes between Usumutong and Ediba communities in Abi Local Government Area of Cross River State. Scores from both communities also sustained serious injuries.

According to Thisday, an eyewitness said trouble started on Friday, November 19th, following allegation that youths from Ediba had gone to a land in dispute between both communities when a funeral ceremony was ongoing in Usumutong.

"They are still quarrelling over a piece of land. They are saying that the last time there was a conflict, the Usumutong people inflicted so much casualties on them, so they were looking for an opportunity to strike back and did so on Friday. It was a revenge attack.
"The people of Usumutong who suffered the attack are planning a counterattack from what I am hearing because it is like today (Monday) is the market day of the Ediba people. It is actually a sad situation because the two communities are brothers and sister. There is no difference between them and they are just killing themselves like that. It is just animalistic. In this age of civilisation people are still doing such."
An account from another anonymous source from area stated that the recent war had broken out due to suspicion that an Ediba youth who was a cyclist was attacked on Friday and murdered by some gunmen suspected to be persons from Usumutong.

Some of the young men killed have been identified as Fashion, William, Otabuyina, and Fatun, all from Usumutong.
CrimeRe: "It Did Not Happen In Lagos" Police Denies Thief Was Burnt To Death At Alafia by updatemachine(op): 7:30pm On Nov 21, 2016
cc lalasticlala seun

Crime"It Did Not Happen In Lagos" Police Denies Thief Was Burnt To Death At Alafia by updatemachine(op): 7:29pm On Nov 21, 2016
The Lagos state police command has denied claims that the incident of jungle justice where a suspected young thief was burnt to death on Saturday November 12th, (read here) happened in Lagos. Recall that a video surfaced online last week showing what many presumed to be a 7 year old boy being burnt to death for allegedly stealing food items.

Investigations carried out by LIB showed that an alleged thief was burnt to death at Alafia, along the Badagry expressway when him and some of his gang members tried to steal the bag of a woman.
However speaking exclusively to LIB this afternoon, the Lagos state Police Command Public Relations Officer, Dolapo Badmos, said the recorded incident never happened in Lagos. When asked to give an update, she said;

"The update is that it did not happen in Lagos. A corpse was removed there and that is the corpse of an adult of about 25 years and investigations revealed that this is someone that attacked a passerby with cutlass and people pounced on him and used the same cutlass on him".

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