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CelebritiesRe: Tonto Shares A Bathroom Selfie, Says She's Fat Now by urchbarbie(f): 8:56am On Dec 16, 2014
Lwbmb. This is d frankest comment av seen on any thread so far. Guy dat bathroom size na some ppl 2bedroom flat from my side of d world
StevinMorgan:
i have something to say. When i was in abuja, self contain with tonto dikeh's bathroom size is 3,000,000 huh Why is the size like that of a sitting room.
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Cheating Pictures by urchbarbie(f): 8:53pm On Dec 14, 2014
firstly:
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Haba! Who do dis granny dis kind tin. D person knw say she can't be jailed abi? Wickedness sha!
RomanceRe: Annoying Traits Peculiar To Naija Girls - concerned Nairalander by urchbarbie(f): 11:14pm On Dec 12, 2014
mekula:
The same 'real men' bollocks again. Any lady who wants a 'real man' should also be a real woman. Real man mantra is for when they want to control you, but when you want them to do equal bidding in reciprocity as real woman, they come on Naira land to rant...he wants to turn me to slave, he wants sex every time, he doesn't help with the chores and all sorts of nagging. Puleeez! I agree, I may not be a real man by your standards, but I am real enough for some one. I just gotta be myself flaws and all.
This issue shld neva be debated over. There won't be a winner, whosoever dat might be in d panel of judges. Opening a thread like dis is just to cause unnessary agitation and make d unmature ones tink every word here is gold. Abeg u guys shld just take a chill pill. Yes! A chill pill, hustle and maintain ur lane.
RomanceRe: Annoying Traits Peculiar To Naija Girls - concerned Nairalander by urchbarbie(f): 11:10pm On Dec 12, 2014
If u had read my first post, uld see its in response to someone mentioning me here. Saw dis thread n tried to ignore it bcox of issues like this. U guys are d "real" men (wateva makes u sleep @nit or function as a man)
Maamin:
Real women if at all they exist shouldnt be seen here too undecided

Insecurity alert!!!
RomanceRe: Annoying Traits Peculiar To Naija Girls - concerned Nairalander by urchbarbie(f): 7:57pm On Dec 12, 2014
U guys shld get ur acts right and stop looking for what caused ur woes. A lady wishing to av a real man aint praying for d unimaginable. IMO, any boy who commented here as concurring with d OP is very much in need of growing up. Real men won't be caught here. #my2cents
Anaskie:
I mentioned you cuz I want u to learn a thing or two from the thread.
Some Nigerian ladies can be very horrible. I hate dat 'real men do dis, real men do dat talk.
For Crissakes ur not a man. How then do u knw how real men behave?
RomanceRe: Annoying Traits Peculiar To Naija Girls - concerned Nairalander by urchbarbie(f): 6:28pm On Dec 12, 2014
urchbarbie:
I don see dis thread pass cox I no concern me . Anakie? Bet yyyyyy?
RomanceRe: Annoying Traits Peculiar To Naija Girls - concerned Nairalander by urchbarbie(f): 5:46pm On Dec 12, 2014
I don see dis thread pass cox I no concern me . Anayo? Bet yyyyyy?
Anaskie:
My best thread on Nairaland this month! grin

Bros abeg tell dem.

Cc.
Urchbarbie
CoColav
Cupidora
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by urchbarbie(f): 9:54am On Dec 11, 2014
Akerry:
lol, urchbarbie sweettalking since the days of Elijahgrin longest time, hw are u sir?
Anaskie:
Hmmm. Lips sealed wink
lolx @sweettalking. Why u dey seal lips? Abeg open am o! Too much sealing is dey make mouth smaell o!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by urchbarbie(f): 7:20am On Dec 11, 2014
True! True! Tnx! U too. Ild definitely enjoy it smiley
sabiguy:
Lol. Sharp girl... The soldier wan scam u. Mehn I saw things for camp oooo. Girls dating soldiers, guys paying soldiers buying drinks every Nite all for posting sake, some sef dey form responsible n some participating in all activities for posting sake. Those are wrong channels of doing it but I was just observing undecided Anyways, the rest is history. Glad u got a good posting. Enjoy your service year wink
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by urchbarbie(f): 3:47am On Dec 11, 2014
oyeludef:
aargh... Sori boss. Those soldiers no get level on top postin parole dem dey only brag. Even junior nysc staff get mouth pass those ppl. Ever since d day d nysc staff some1 introduced me to here on camp told me d ppa he posted me to, i began abscondin 4m activities(cant come nd keel mysef oo jare). #teamosun #stream2.
sabiguy:
Lol but camp commandant get slots for posting ooo. Only commandant tho. Other soldiers no get level
True dos soldiers are sometin else! Lolx! I remember one morning I refused to go for parade and was jejeli sitting out d morning drill in d dinning, na so one soldier catch me.
Soldier: Hey you what are you doing here?
(As he shines light for me face)
Urchbarbie: Sir my platoon is in d kitchen today
Soldier: And ure a fine gal o, oya give me ur number or don't u want to be posted to Jalingo (town tinx)
Urcbarbie: 0806######
Few hours later
Soldier: Hello, come to mammy market
Urcbarbie: Am on my way sir
Few mins later
Soldier: "the number u dialed is switched off"

If I hear say soldier get connects. I could confidently do that cos I knw I had few days to ja to abj for my call to bar.
The person wey even help me with my posting na 750 card I pin for him phone and constant sweet talks #winks. Strength of a woman(no be by only kpa******)
HealthRe: Why Are Majority Of Northerners Spotting Rotten Teeth? by urchbarbie(op): 2:00am On Dec 11, 2014
Ok Le'Boo. Tnx for painstakingly taking ur time to teach me that.
Akerry:
i no harsh o...i was just thinking of what a lawyer could be searching for in teeth..... *Smiles* dat brown coloration of teeth could be inborn and hereditary too, cos it is so common with them
HealthRe: Why Are Majority Of Northerners Spotting Rotten Teeth? by urchbarbie(op): 9:09pm On Dec 10, 2014
Akerry my love! U harsh gan o! I knw say na "our" people. Its just sometin I noticed. Its not to spite or otherwise. Its ahealth concern dats why its in d health forum and not d jokes section. No harm intended pls
Akerry:
urchbarbie darling, weldone! Is that part of ur CDS@taraba? grin grin
HealthRe: Why Are Majority Of Northerners Spotting Rotten Teeth? by urchbarbie(op): 4:57pm On Dec 10, 2014
Dis is d funniest reason I have heard so far
vickerz:
Its the smoke frm frying syua.I tink
HealthWhy Are Majority Of Northerners Spotting Rotten Teeth? by urchbarbie(op): 1:55pm On Dec 10, 2014
A corp member currently serving in Taraba State. I noticed that most of d indigenes, both old and young av rotten teeth. Some say its because of Kolanut, and I doubt. Do the children also eat Kolanuts like the adults? Pls can I be enlightened Doctors in the house.
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Photos Of Police Officers Caught Sleeping On Duty by urchbarbie(f): 10:08am On Dec 09, 2014
Pls dat man with PotBelly should go for help cos he is a walking timebomb. Ticking n waiting to explode.
emusmith:
There is nothing hilarious here...Who doesn't rest at work?

BTW, this has made FP before. Do we lack FP posts?
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch C14 TARABA STATE Let's Meet Here by urchbarbie(f): 7:32am On Dec 05, 2014
Legal aid. Wats urs?
timothyuche1:
What is your CDS
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch C14 TARABA STATE Let's Meet Here by urchbarbie(f): 6:22pm On Dec 04, 2014
Nna m! Jehova bu eze. He wld protect us all whreva we are
Anaskie:
Urch my darling sister. Missing u already cry
Take good care of urself biko. Remember to be very careful too. The folks over here say hi.
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch C14 TARABA STATE Let's Meet Here by urchbarbie(f): 6:21pm On Dec 04, 2014
Sure u can find favor. Just concerntrate on ur cds ish. Love d kids n uld sure get favored from doing good tinx too from ur heart
timothyuche1:
Amen o..... But don't forget some of us teaching
NYSCRe: Are The 2014 Batch A Corpers Participating In The 2015 Elections? by urchbarbie(f): 7:09am On Dec 04, 2014
My dear! Tnx jare! Na wetin I suppose do be that! YOLO
chucksbadt:
My dear study your terrain well, if it's not safe, please don't hesitate to pull out.....remember you only live once
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch C14 TARABA STATE Let's Meet Here by urchbarbie(f): 4:46am On Dec 04, 2014
Gmn dears! How una dey? I trust most of us staying back have gone home for dier 2weeks break which some extended to January. Urs sincerely aint goin home and has resumed work @d Police HQR Jalingo. I'm certain for us stayin back God has plenty in store for us, just like I'm finding favor in d sight of the Commissioner so shall u all find favor in ur staions. May we not regret our decisions of not relocating IJN Amen
NYSCRe: Are The 2014 Batch A Corpers Participating In The 2015 Elections? by urchbarbie(f): 6:39pm On Dec 03, 2014
Wow! Sounds good. But wat of we in d North dat might be interested. Wld they increase it cos d risk here is much o
chucksbadt:
INEC will likely pay 50k above for this one
NYSCRe: Are The 2014 Batch A Corpers Participating In The 2015 Elections? by urchbarbie(f): 4:28pm On Dec 03, 2014
How much is d likely salary for dis venture
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by urchbarbie(f): 3:02am On Dec 03, 2014
Chai! @Principal, may they spoil his career o! Ow can he want a fresh wig in his skul as a teacher? Haba! He shld fear God now. That's 1 of d reasons I refused relocating. Av weighed my gains over d expcted discomfort of d north. They do not really av many educated ones and wld want to incorprate u. Like in Taraba state, most of d lawyers I see here, are Ibos, Calabars. They make it o! Altho am yet to discuss pay, it won't hurt me if am given a token cox am so going to learn. My boss is alrdy talking of me taking case file and goin to move motions(if I hear say my 1 year na waste, and CV tinx too) I pray u find somtin related to our course and somewhr uld like too
Claroo:
Was posted to a Community High School,d principal initially refused to reject me,but he finally did wen ma LGI intervened. Still lookin 4 a PPA
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by urchbarbie(f): 7:14pm On Dec 02, 2014
Guys o! Was posted to d Police HQRS Taraba statem currently enjoying my direct boss who is a Barr. But had issues with accomodation. The Commisoner finally let me stay in d OFfficers Mess. Its pretty cool and hope its a permannent arrangemnt. Iv resumed work as I won't be going home for the holidays. I trust u all are doing good too
NYSCRe: Taraba State Batch B14 Let's Meet Here by urchbarbie(f): 10:34am On Nov 28, 2014
Pls! Want to find out if their police hqr give accomodation in Jalingo. Pls can some1 help me verify
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by urchbarbie(f): 10:11am On Nov 28, 2014
Tnx ore
Titiluvly:
Hello lovely people...cheesy Wow its been a while...Hope y'all enjoyed ya camp life...Hope ur ppa is making sense....cheesy...Congrats to those that were just called to bar...Godbless Us....
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by urchbarbie(f): 9:20am On Nov 28, 2014
Tnx Le'boo. Hopefully ni o! My hometown is after isalangwa but bfr riverstate
Akerry:
definitely, u wont be posted to school,and congrat on ur ''call to bar'',so happy for u where in Abia is ur hometown?
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch C14 TARABA STATE Let's Meet Here by urchbarbie(f): 7:37pm On Nov 26, 2014
urchbarbie:
Wow! So u shld get accomodation from the skul abi?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by urchbarbie(f): 4:46pm On Nov 26, 2014
Dearie! Dats gud to hear! Am not yet with my letter. Av been in Abuja since for call to bar ish! Wld be going back to Taraba soon to knw my fate.
Akerry:
choi! Will be going there today to verify alot of thinxgrin d environment is cool though......hw was d camp experience and hwfar with ur PPA?
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch C14 TARABA STATE Let's Meet Here by urchbarbie(f):
Wow! So u shld get accomodation from the skul abi?
timothyuche1:
Government college jalingo
Exactly where we had our camp
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by urchbarbie(f): 3:06am On Nov 26, 2014
thats my bestie from uni's villa. they av bad erosion dere. but i think life dere is relatively cheap.
Akerry:
....and dat was how i met boss Sodiqyinka@ISIQUATO LGA OF ABIA ...Nice PPA.
In other news, NYSC has finally turn me to a chemistry teacher@Eluama secondary school grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by urchbarbie(f): 8:26pm On Nov 25, 2014
Tnx dear
Drkul:
I love your courage and confidence

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