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willibounce1:
Lol. A very phoolish bwoy indeed.

yoruba say oma shay o!

So u av to do all dese to score on sometin as irrelevant as s** If they ask u to read a material with dat length of instruction for a quiz/practicals in school it wld be war. God av mercy on our generation

okoomoge2:
E get how we dey do am for these sharp runs babe!! Players in the house go Sabi.

If babe one pull fast one on you, use reverse psychology in her, she go spread leg dey beg you. We boys call this code "Millionaires Bullshit".

The break down:

1. You must learn how to speak proper English. No fake accent oo! I mean queens.

2. You must learn how to talk slowly, this we call attention control.

3. You must be a power/ smart dresser! Not just designers, you need to get a tailor that knows your body structure well.

4. Your grooming must be top notch. Barbers shop once a week , pedicure/manicure/ facials/ face massage ....

5. You must know where the big boys pad is and be friends with the bouncers. Steady tipping of bouncers/bar tenders.

6. At least you must keep, mint fresh money at home. 200k may be, few pounds,euros,dollars, riyals.

7. Your wallet should always have mint notes.

8. Invest in wicked watches: vacheron Constantine,phillipe patek, Raymond well, Tag Heu, Tissot,Rado. Go to Lagos Island, you will find replicas.

9. Good italian/brazilian/Spanish hand made shoes

10. Your ride must be super neat. You may not
necessarily need a range but the interior /exterior/alloy wheels must be sparking. You A/c must be as cold as Alaska or North Pole. fresh/ rose car fragrance.


Never discuss your job/career with babes , remain mysterious and aloof. Don't aim for the
kitten!! Have a lot of non sexual girl friends, from very beautiful to average looking babes.

Use the codes above, you will lay any babe with ease without spending money! Above are the area code anywhere in the world.

Flunt you are sophisticated and stylish with potential to be the next big thing to happen.

IMO its right. d only diff is how do we tell if d "wanting" is for d long run or chop and clean mouth. when i just get d wrong vibes from any of d above highlights, i just fere ge!

funmilayoB:
She's not totally right....

was i expecting anytin better from a NL "boy"? mba nu!

Speakdatruth:
just a tnk u wud do
who r u formin 4? parkwell biko

Speakdatruth:
u re a gud girl
wud like 2knw u

u summed dat up from my post? u must be a seer

True! Ur words are really true. Ild start henceforth to assist in my own lil way. God helping

micronut:
Ameen ooooo.....I do hope and pray you would be able to see them (the poor) when the money comes. Like business, you can always start little, no amount of charity is too small, when next you want to mark your birthday, buy like 10 packets of chalk and woven duster cos u would be surprised that some teachers and students in some schools contributes to get chalks and other stationeries. Yes! it's as bad as that oooooo.....

Let me thank you for dreaming to help the needy. if we all can do our part, i believe we can shame the govt for this total Negligence.

Let the Campaign Begins......Education is our right, not a priviledge.

micronut:
CAC MIDDLE SCHOOL GBOMIN OSOGBO & COMMUNITY HIGH SCHOOL AKUTE

i always wondered why dese children had thier skul uniform bum areas in patches. now i knw why! very saddening indeed. we av ppl who can take up d mantle of providing adequate learning facilities for our young ones and they turn blind eyes cos they can comfortably send dier kids to skul in yonder places. its well.
God bless me and i promise to put d riches into good use. amen

Hmmm! Strong 1 again. Can u help me draw d distinction?

joseph1832:
My dear, you should know "sounding intelligent and being intelligent are two different things".

Haba! This is one very strong comment. Kachi is just trying to make light of d topic. She is an intelligent gal cos av read most of her write ups and comments.

joseph1832:
Most times I find it hard to decipher where to place you, dumb or intelligent

My dear the reasons you gave are gut wrenching myopic (no offense). Anyway I'll refrain some saying more 'cause I wouldn't want a repeat of what happened the last time.

So right gf! Esp d lap "rubbers" the make me want to scream rape. Its just so gross! I av my own meter to tell when a guy is hitting on me in dat direction n I just flee like d bible says.

Lolx @have their money.

GoodFaith:
I will not say suicide mission
But it will cost him cost of money
to have four GF maybe the four GF have their money

Greed as in? They can readily get extra ladies? True! I was opportuned to hear a snr police officer talking with his frnds, he said and I quote "I have 1 wife and 4 girlfrnds"
In mind I just signed him off as 1 who is on a sucide mission.

GoodFaith:
Agreed
we men cheat out of greedy

My dear! A cheating husband wld remain so irrespective of how d wife packages hersl. Sometimes dese men av better looking wives and when u see who he is sleeping wit outside u wld pour spit. Congi na bastard yes, but try not to let ur manh**d rule u. And as for giving d man wat he wants, d man shld also consider dat women aint wired for sex d way men are. Its not everytime she wld be in d mood for it.

EUROBOMBER:
While I am not in support of prostitution or those that patronise prostitues, I find this survey very interesting. Our married women in the house can you see?? Instead of giving your husband what he is asking for, you make him beg for it and start reminding him of all that needs to be done in the house before you let him into your paradise.

Abi? With d way him strong face and keep y*nsh

MARKone:
This guy be like pesin wey wan take style mess.

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firstEVA:
This one is far prettier than her mum. Happy birthday sweetheart.

If u remember Ragina from way back, u won't say far prettier.

My grandpa from my mums side. We called him Npa. He died @age 75. Through his stubborness. Fighting over a piece of land with percieved evil men. RIP Npa.
Remember when he comes down to Lagos way back in d 90's. He wld always share d lil kanda in his soup with his grandkids. I can't forget dis very funny episodee dat occured. We were coming back from church. Npa and I when we decided to take a bike home.
Npa: Onye okada
BikeMan: whr una dey go
Npa: Gbadamosi street, how much?
Bikeman: Una 2?
Npa: yes
BikeMan: 50naira
Npa: 50 gini? U want to collect money maka dis small gal, ok! I would lap her.
Urchbarbie: I burst into lafta. Npa they don't lap on bike now.

Caveat: only those who stay in arears whr they lap in buses dat wld understnd

This is a wrong notion I must confess.

Emmyginger:
u dnt need to study d person if d person is meant for u

LordReed:
That is talk straight from fantasy land. There is no such thing as a person meant for you, we all get to choose.

Fantasy world my dear!

lofty900:
then @ last she ends up marrying an impotent man who can't even get it up. Or should she tell d man, " no sex but just bring out ur thing and make it stand 4 me so I'll know ur man enough "

IMO! If ure pure abt d relationship from d outset, dat won't be an issue. Let d other person knw abt "ur" condition, God wld definitely work tinx out. Ppl marry disabled everyday, d blind, crippled etc. What if he is fine bfr d marriage and afterwrds disaster strikes?

Tnx dear! Its advisable then! Courtship is? Cos I wonder how 1 wld get to knw who he/she wld spend d rest of dier lives with. Tnx bro

thorpido:
There's nothing wrong with being in a relationship and yet want no sex.
You can share moments together.
How about meeting at a park?
How about eateries?
How about seeing each other in other public places?

You don't have to go to each other's houses and if it becomes absolutely essential,you can go with company and do not pass the night.

Courtship is important and you need to spend time togethersuch you can have meaningful discussions that will affect you future.

Lolx! Very clear n vague @d same time. Other ways like?

Veralaw:
Since you tagged that this post is for people that fear God,they both can adhere to his command and abstain...When there is a resolve to obey Gods word,they can study themselves in other ways.

Av always seen these kind of comments when people ask about a no sex bfr marriage relationship;
"But I question the logic behind that principle, why be in a relationship, if you don't want to have se*x before marriage, why take that risk, why not avoid male company totally? When a male and female come in constant contact, there is a chance they'd cop*ulate, it's basic animal instinct"


My question is this, how then can one settle down, if not being in a realtionship with the opposite sex. Can u just agree to marry some1 without knowing or studying the person?

FrancisTony:
This statement is always from guys.

Why are guys always the mouthpiece of ladies? Smh

That you hang out with LOOSE girls who can't withstand luring, doesn't mean others, can't.

ur monicker says ure male, but i find it strange dat a guy can say such. true i must confess, u changed my perspective of d malefolks today

My dear! Funny but true! Since then I don't do deals with money with frnds again. Betrayal every whr! Dats wat happened to dis guy in question. Av forgwiven Alex , tho it was in our uni days. Now he works and earns enuf pay, but to remember my 8k na story for d gods. Its well

SkinnyDude:
chai. that your friend sha. this is what i can never do to my friend who has trust in me.
my mum tells me not to betray a friend or a person who has trust in you.

And I gave my frnd a guy wristwatch of 14k to sell for me. Out of 14k he only gave me 6k. Pay me d remaining kwanu, for whr! Abeg! Let it be dat d money av balance. When u see dat my frnd, his name is Alex, tell him to give u my remaining 8k to cover d money dat d gal is owing u!

richardjemedafe1:
I have a girl friend we stay in Uyo but
different university. and we never had sex. She just
graduated this month. I have travel to see her once and
I mistakenly saw her nude pictures she snap (only pant
and bra) and some with boys (pant and bra) and she
told me that was her birthday. Her mum knows me.
She borrowed 6k from me that she wants to use it to
sort, that her mum(lecturer) won't give her money to
sort. That she will refund it. She posted a pix on
whatssap and I comented thus; ''the pix is pretty n
glittering who is reponsible''. She became angry. We
cudnt chat nor call again till she came back this xmas. I
told her mum that I will be visiting them for xmas and I
called her to inform her, and she said I shouldn't come
if not she will pour me water unless am coming to give
her money, I was so angry. on saturday I told her we
should see so that we can discuss and its not about the
money she owed me, and that whether she will come 2
my house or we meet in restaurant or her house and
she replied that she won't be able to go anywhere, I
now asked her to refund my money and she says I
should never call her again, that I dashed her the
money, which she lied. Please what tricks should I do
to get back my money since she never pick my call
again? And I have the bank teller

I think ladies are quiet ok! Just get dier format, and ure dier frnds for life! I think o

LaurelP:
Don't pray to get a female boss o

Lol! At living large. Just ok as a corper in dis part of d worldm yea! Goodmrn

Heineken:
. YoU're living large. Ibola chi

weezii:
Thing is many people will wanna go to Abuja and Lagos forgetting that there's too much competition there.

Their reason is always "To get a good life and better opportunity"....

But they fail to acknowledge the fact that in such places, once you don't know someone that "is willing to help" you don't go near there.

You can still get what you're looking for in other states.

If only corpers will understand this, then the high number of corpers in such states will reduce thus reducing the challenges faced by corpers there...

Connections can be gotten anywhere you serve once you play your cards right

u av hit d nail on d head. competition. its either u knw something or u knw someone. here, for my profession, dere is zilch competition. so am highly appreciated by my boss

Lolx! Heineken! So true. Okwa ya?

Heineken:
nice one Kwa.

This is so true! When I got d news dat I was posted to Taraba, I was sad cos I prayed to get any of d western states. Ppl whr even annoyed with me for not influencing my posting to any of d choice areas which include, Lagos, Abuja, Akwaibom, etc. I said God has a reason for everything. Now I enjoy so much in my ppa in taraba. Got posted to a Police dept. I got a selfcon furnished. And not to talk of d money I get in d office. Av seen almost as much as fedearl alowee dis december tho am still to get d monthly pay from them sha. I must confess dat so far, I don't regret staying back here. Some of my frnds in other choice states still dey find ppa. And again, am enjoying here well well.

Would nysc qualify as a job?
Av never had a female boss even when I interned. During my service year, my boss na man, n I must confess he is just too good to be real. A young man of 30. Yet to be married (pls he is not eyeing me) but he is just fun to work with. He almost treats me as an equal. Maybe when I get a female boss, I would modify

Anaskie:
This is why I love you.

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Rather than opening dis thread to debunk scriptural references, why not open a thread to win souls for Christ. We were sent to d world to make disciples of nations, not turn against our brethren. @least we all believe dat no eye would see God unless he be bornagain. So many ppl out dere don't av Christ in them. Preach to them. Convert them. And kindly stop this fight in the name of church superiority

hollandis:
Thats encouraging but IG should ensure that the university degrees are not from schools like
Lasu
Bensu
Absu
Imsu
Portharcourtsu
Delsu
Anambrasu
And other state universitids where degrees are bought and graduates are a disgrace

in other words, u mean to say gini exactly? some ppl are just very blank @heart.