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CareerRe: Who Do Nigerians Insult Most: Police Or Phcn(formerly Nepa)? by URFATHER: 12:17pm On Feb 11, 2011
You guys should be careful when insulting them o u can insult nepa no wahala but police make una no insult them becos u may go and insult a trigger-happy police man dem go just shoot you run nothing go happen! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Am I Threading On Right Path? by URFATHER: 4:14pm On Feb 10, 2011
rokiatu:
Perhaps you should show him what you've written here. You have to be direct with him.

Poor thing could be unaware of what he's doing undecided
That's my rokiiiiiiiii always the first to post in most threads on romance section kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
RomanceRe: What Do Girls Like? by URFATHER: 2:38pm On Feb 10, 2011
Nigerian girls like KOBOKO especially T.pia and sandraa
RomanceRe: Where Is The Best Place To Be This Valentine? by URFATHER: 2:35pm On Feb 10, 2011
He his really an enterpreneur he sells used clothes abi dat one no be enterpreneur tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Wat Is It Wiv Guys? by URFATHER: 2:32pm On Feb 10, 2011
Ok if i add u wetin we wan they tok about!!!! angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
RomanceRe: What Would You Do If Were Jilted? by URFATHER: 2:25pm On Feb 10, 2011
i would gently pick my gun and go after her tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Ask Your Photoshop Questions Here. by URFATHER: 2:05pm On Feb 10, 2011
PLease ugo2u some video tutorial the person teaching some time are not always audible please i was watching a tutorial on how to make e-book cover the person said we should get a photoshop action script. While making one he went to window and click on action and then clicked on one of the words there i couldnt see but he said he got it from photoactionscript.com when i serached for the page what i saw is not wat i saw on his own when he was giving the tutorial. please where can i get one can u give a link and how to install it thanks!!!!!!! or do u have another way of created ebook cover !! please expecting ur reply fanks
RomanceRe: Who Told You Guys U R Doing A Woman A Favour By Marrying Her Sef? by URFATHER: 1:54pm On Feb 10, 2011
Can u imagine tok, 'we the ladies are doing u guys favour by marrying you'!!!!!!! You lucky say na internet we dey if not I for slap the SAN for your name leave only DRAA …….OMO O DO like u…, tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue ATUTU BOYOYO BALOGUN u think I don’t know its u…. u come here day claim Sandra for us!!!! the Sandras I no tok wiv sense. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue May be u should say u re doing ur ‘dulling’ husband a favour by marrying him or ur bf . Like 'D big rod' said marriage is not for err one u were not forced. Men like me will not want to get married so I can f*uck as many babes as I can!!!! Do u think its easy watching only one channel when there are many channels!!!!!!!! think and stop yarning trash well if you like give them bad advice sharp babes reading will know nobody is doing anyone a favour by getting married!!!!! The earlier u get that in ur small brain the better for u. OMO O DO like u(house girl like u) tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
RomanceRe: Who Told You Guys U R Doing A Woman A Favour By Marrying Her Sef? by URFATHER: 9:40am On Feb 10, 2011
All the guys in the house una too get time grin grin grin grin grin while reading the post of the poster i knew u guys will want to "fire" the poster with harsh words. @Mobinga no need telling the girls that they should dont listen, if them like make them listen grin grin grin grin grin and mrs eve pls if u r really married trust me u r decieving the single ladies or do u tell ur hubby u r doing him a favour by marrying him and giving him the useless reason the OP is giving angry angry angry angry . ladies if una like listen na una palava be that tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Which Username Or Signature Have You Seen Nl That Makes You Laugh? by URFATHER(op): 12:25pm On Feb 09, 2011
User name: Evil spirit undecided undecided undecided grin grin grin grin grin grin grin



Signature

Behind every successful man there is a woman trying to push him down grin grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Marrying Timaya Would Have Killed My Mom Prematurely-empress Njamah by URFATHER: 5:22pm On Feb 02, 2011
Even John njamah, that skinny bone is a triple black belter cry cry cry cry cry cry cry omo make he no go fight o make timaya no go bust him head with bottle grin grin grin grin grin grin

Small thing we go hear say Aki and paw paw sef get Black belt too grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin i go so beat them
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Logo, Flier, & Banner Designs For Free! by URFATHER: 11:21am On Feb 02, 2011
@Sunrise

this is the design, if you love it let me know

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Spring-Demo-Arena.jpg (137.22 KB, 640x451 )


Abeg ugo2u how did u bring out all those ppl design on the logo u created on the first page of this thread sad sad sad sad sad

if u dnt get just check the first page you will see a design u did which u put a microsoft by the left hand side

that design in form of human how did u do that!!! because while following a video tutorial the person went to brush

tool and got that design there, but in my own brush tool nothing like that, i use photoshop cs4 and its not in my

brush tool pls help expecting ur reply thanks
RomanceRe: Can You Date A Physically Challenged Person? by URFATHER: 9:43am On Feb 02, 2011
Why do most girls like lieing to themselves undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided Una marry physically challenged person huh huh huh indeed!!!! angry angry angry (Unless the man is dangote, adenuga or otedola or birdman or jay-z or 50 cent or bill gates or this guy that just pass bill gates as the world richest!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin Ehen that time I know its possible. But just an average man I don’t think so! Ordinary to wash plates and do other house chores women are complaining that the man should help out blah, blah, blah…… angry angry angry angry Imagine when they now marry a physically challenged person where they would have to clean his poo, feed him and so on…. You women are always finding small opportunity to lie to yourselves especially rokiatu kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
RomanceRe: Bobby Na Bobby! by URFATHER: 1:26pm On Jan 31, 2011
Omolola1:
@phrancz, Shut down dia! na me sey make u don spoil?
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
GamingFifa 2011 Hot Or Not? by URFATHER(op): 2:52pm On Jan 27, 2011
i would like to know cos am contemplating weda to buy fifa 2011 or football manager 2011
Jokes EtcWhich Username Or Signature Have You Seen Nl That Makes You Laugh? by URFATHER(op): 11:31am On Jan 27, 2011
Is it me or is that some usernames are funny!!!!!

I mean i have seen lots of user names on NL and am like WTF!!!!! how did the person come about such USERNAME!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked same with SIGNATURE too!

Just some which have seen that cracks me up big time

MR CORK (THE MAN WHO SPEK QEENS ENGLESH AND SPELLS "NEWS" AS "KNEWS", NO OFEINZE ABI NA NO OFEINCE grin grin grin grin grin grin)

DOBODO angry angry angry angry tongue tongue tongue tongue wink wink wink wink

BORN2FUCK undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided grin grin grin

BROWNTEETH (Me loff this one so much) grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

ILEKE IDI kiss kiss kiss grin grin grin grin grin grin

PAPA 190 (Not 190 but papa 190) angry angry angry angry cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

CONDOM wink wink wink wink wink wink

SWEETPUSSY kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

BIG HEAD shocked shocked shocked shocked embarassed embarassed embarassed grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

MOBINGA undecided undecided undecided undecided is that a name animal place or thing wink wink wink grin grin grin grin grin grin


And as for the SIGNATURES below are some i can remember now


"The person who pretends to sleep is the most difficult person to wake!!!!"

"If you cant beat them pay some one to beat them!!!!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin

I am sure u guys have obseved some USERNAMES or SIGNATURE lts hear it!!!!

i willl still post some more name usernames and signature i find funny!!!!!!!
ComputersWhy Facebook Would Shut Down by URFATHER(op): 12:26pm On Jan 26, 2011
A 15-year-old schoolboy was killed in a "merciless" knife attack, planned on Facebook, during rush hour at London's Victoria station, the Old Bailey heard.

Sofyen Belamouadden was chased by an armed group of 20 teenagers before being stabbed, punched and kicked.

The GCSE student, from Acton, west London, died on 25 March 2010.

Victoria Osoteku, of Deptford, Enoch Amoah, of Camberwell, Obi Nwokeh, of Bermondsey, and Samuel Roberts, of Camberwell, all aged 18, deny murder.

'Knives from Argos'

They have also pleaded not guilty to conspiracy to cause grievous bodily harm and violent disorder.

Four 17-year-old youths, two from Streatham, one from Stockwell and one from Brixton, also deny each of the charges.

Details of the trial are now able to be published for the first time after reporting restrictions were lifted.

Continue reading the main story

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So brazen and confident were his killers that they openly carried the various weapons that they used with them as they ran towards him and together hunted him down”
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Mark Heywood QC

Prosecution
Sofyen was killed after tensions between pupils from two west London schools, some of whom saw the station as "home territory", jurors heard.

Mark Heywood QC, prosecuting, said the attack on the schoolboy took place in "broad daylight" in front of hundreds of commuters.

Sofyen was confronted by a group with a sword at Victoria station.

He was then chased into the Tube station before being stabbed nine times, including to the lung and chest.

CCTV footage was shown to jurors of him being set upon and left lying on the floor.

"He was given no chance of life," said Mr Heywood.

On the day of the attack, two of the defendants were said to have left school to buy a £3.99 block of knives from Argos, Mr Heywood said.

Witnesses saw youths at the station with weapons including a samurai sword with a blade 20-30cm long (9-12in), a Swiss Army knife and possibly machetes and screwdrivers, the court heard.

"So brazen and confident were his killers that they openly carried the various weapons that they used with them as they ran towards him and together hunted him down," Mr Heywood added.

Trial to resume

The attack on the schoolboy was in revenge for an "inconsequential" skirmish over a girl at Victoria station the previous day when a boy from a rival school had been left with a bloody nose, the court heard.

During chats on mobile phones and social networking site Facebook that evening, some of Sofyen's alleged killers discussed getting weapons including a samurai sword the next day, jurors were told.

A total of 20 teenagers have been charged with with Sofyen's murder, conspiracy to cause grievous bodily harm and violent disorder.

For practical reasons, all 20 are not being tried at the same time.

The trial, which was not sitting on Tuesday, will resume on Wednesday.

Source

www.BBC.co.uk
RomanceRe: Can You Give Ur Boyfriend/girlfriend Ur Atm Pin Or Paypal Password? by URFATHER: 1:40am On Jan 14, 2011
Spclst900:
thats what i'm doing.
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@op errmm yes i can give her my ATM pin when am very sure i have emptied the money i have in the bank and am changing bank wink wink wink wink wink wink wink
RomanceRe: My Wife Posted Our Wedding Pics On Facebook,my Fone Ringing Since Morng by URFATHER: 1:24am On Jan 14, 2011
mimzz:
[b]Idont think dis guy is married,still sounds like som lil dudes seekn publicity.[/b]anyway if its really true then "serves u rite"n 2 your wife, hmmmmm "sharp babe"
Some peeps enjoying 'doubting' others grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Ladies Beware! by URFATHER: 11:51pm On Jan 13, 2011
Mr, Cork:
Mrs.Chima is referin to my 17inchs Kondo wink
will u shut up 4 once! u big head angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Pregnant For D'banj by URFATHER: 11:53pm On Jan 11, 2011
H$LBroker:
it will be bad for her status to get marriage outside wedlock
I have finally seen who RITA OF THE KOKO MANSION FAME is better than  angry angry undecided undecided undecided grin grin grin grin grin

Like WTF o gbe ni english is not 4 err one kk  undecided undecided undecided grin grin grin grin grin

@all i am surprised that some ppl are actually replying as if they have confirmed the story!  shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked its obvious this ppl dnt read(especially newspapers)  angry angry angry  if not they wud know headlines can be misleading! am sure when u open to read the news u wud see sumtim like this "sources close to gene allegedlly told BLAH BLA BLA Magazine that she is pregnant. When BLAH BLA BLA Magazine called GENE phone to confirm the story, her phone was switched off as at press time or someone picked up and told us that GENEVIEVE was deficating poo pooing shiting they should call back!!!!!!  grin grin grin grin grin grin grin angry angry angry grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Christ Embassy Pastor, Chris Oyakhilome In $35million Money Laundering Scam by URFATHER: 10:16pm On Jan 09, 2011
though i dnt believe the story o but am surprised at the ppl saying $35million dollars is a small amount shocked shocked shocked shocked angry angry angry angry church business is a real money sinner o shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked infact i day go make God call me infact if God nor call me i go call myself so i go open a church for my room grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Comedians 'i Go Dye' And 'i Go Save' Beaten To Pulp By Soldiers by URFATHER: 9:32pm On Jan 09, 2011
folafola:
i go die was beaten to a pulse but he did not die cos i go save dey with him by the way they could have escaped this beaten and molestation if they had allow i go run to come with them. lol
a lesson for all; run when it is needed cos he who runs lives to fight another day.
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Christianity EtcCan You Confess All Your Sins To A Reverend Father? by URFATHER(op): 4:17pm On Jan 09, 2011
I mean i find it hard to confess all my sins i know its wrong but i feel reverend father are humans too and they could cast you someday!

for instance can u start start telling ur priest u had intimate with a fellow manhuh?? or sumtin worst grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Moremi Girls Gone Wild-twitter Drama! by URFATHER: 12:54am On Jan 08, 2011
I think i have seen Odunnu b4, She is My cousins friend brother friend junior brother class/F*rk mate  wink wink wink wink wink

his name is dele

odunnu sweery, dele told me your sweet we can huk up too i wanna have mai own share kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is So Boring by URFATHER: 9:56pm On Jan 07, 2011
190:
[color=deeppink]Poster are you dating LOCAL and VILLAGE gurls like[b] (Ta-pa-3-1)[/b]

cos Village girl's normally exhibit this kinda character, [/color]
Tpia1 hope u saw this

Ta-pa-3-1 means

Ta= T
pa= p
3= i
1=a

Tpia1 wat do u have to say  shocked shocked shocked why 190 yab u now him tok say u be village girl shey na tru  tongue kiss kiss kiss kiss



Mr, Cork:
ermmm pope732901 , bro, so are u sayin she dont give BJ? Pls clarify. cheeers! wink
we re ni bobo yi sha  grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Dakore Egbuson set to wed Olumide Akande January 16th in Lagos by URFATHER: 9:55am On Jan 07, 2011
Ifygurl:
You do not know that. Maybe she actually loves him with or without the money.
Why do some girls like lying to them selves angry angry angry angry all this one of "maybe she actually loves well with or without money" is wat will call super story!!! or tales by moonlight grin grin grin grin ok how come most of these actress they always have rich husband or rich fiances u cant tell me average earning guys didnt toast them or ask 4 their hand in marriage infact they cant becos they know the actresses wud give them a 2nd look. like some said have money and show girls some love very small as in kunkunu kinda and day will be all yours

Dakore is no golddigger but money is a huge factor in this their relationship i wonda wat u ppl are saying do u think its easy to live ur job just cos of a man.

Okay imagine i come to marry u kiss kiss kiss kiss and i am close to broke or and average man earning average income. if u were an actress and i tell u resign would u resign HELL NO!!! if but if am bill gates son tongue tongue tongue tongue u would resign with out me asking u too grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceCan Love Make You Wash Your Bf/gf Underwear I.e Boxer Or Pant by URFATHER(op): 5:32pm On Jan 06, 2011
Hi, Nairalander guys and babes

guys can love make u wash ur girlfriend pata

Babes can love make your wash ur bf boxers!!!!!

Because 4 me hell no will i wash any babe pant angry angry angry angry 4 wat now!! wetin come bring that kin leg grin grin grin grin No mata the loff kiss kiss kiss kiss

But they can wash my boxers i wouldn't mind wink wink wink wink wink kiss kiss kiss kiss
CelebritiesRe: Dakore Egbuson set to wed Olumide Akande January 16th in Lagos by URFATHER: 10:17pm On Jan 04, 2011
damola1:
I just dey hear harry akande, who is he self, what does he do for a living, they call him a billionaire but forbes no recognise am, anybody fit talk am?

Then, wish the couple the very best, na rich man pickin no mean say na rich man, they are two different things, d man fit be MKO oh,
Repeat after me, You are an okponu (make i spell like mr cock, no ofeinse angry angry)

Please b4 u yan must trash u and anybody who is reading this and agree with u should do me this favour go to google and type MIKE ADENUGA upon all his wealth his not in forbe list!!!!!! and his 4 a reason forbe put peeps on the list based on ur biz if u think am like search for mike adenuga. Beside the ppl wey get forbes they nor be human being can they see err body in the world can't they make mistakes mtseeew angry angry angry angry


Abeg all of u should stop be all up in mama gee's case([size=3pt]though i have been follow some of her post nothing seems to be good in her eye!!![/size])



favouredjb:
@theblessed,roflmao!!!

@op,I love this simple,quite couple,its so obvious they are in love,and yes,money is also a factor,let's be real,she wouldn't drop her career for an uncertain future
I'm surprised this is coming from a lady wink wink wink its obvious u no be hypocrite kip it up kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
CelebritiesRe: Dakore Egbuson set to wed Olumide Akande January 16th in Lagos by URFATHER: 8:24pm On Jan 04, 2011
X-factoria:
Congrats to them.

But I'm a little curious. Most of these artistes would grant interviews and boast that no one can seperate them from acting, their man would be understanding enough to allow them continue acting, love them for who they are, at least the guy met her as an actress and should not stop her bla, bla, bla, bla,

Chei, wetin pepper no fit do, na for ground e go remain! Na wen pepper no rest wella, dem go dey boast! At least we now know that money, big money can make any lady drop a career. Everyone has got a price grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Na wetin dey always vex me angry angry angry

You all, though i like dakore becos she is simple AND NOT LIKE ALL THIS OUR fake actress. But its not only love its all about tha money too!!!!! u ppl cant convince me that if he was not a billionaire son she wud live acting HELL NO!!!!! all dis ppl saying its not about money, abeg make i hear word boh!!!!!!!!!!!

u no wat it is to stop ur career becos of a man!!!!

Though she has her own money o but like some ome said money pass money SHIKENA!!!!! tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

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