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Romance / Re: Free Airtime Give Away To Romanceladers by coolest chris by UrWorstNitemare: 3:58pm On Aug 18, 2016
Davidsylva:
Lemme start with mine, it's a panda cover

https://www.datafilehost.com/d/BsXSPsQj9h

https://www.datafilehost.com/d/dQl7ZxIAmH


Mia bend iffa click am... mtcheeeew

#UselessOP
undecided

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Romance / Re: Pics.When Your Liability Girlfriend Threatened To Dump You. by UrWorstNitemare: 3:25pm On Aug 18, 2016
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Romance / Re: 20 Things You Should Do Before 30 by UrWorstNitemare: 2:12pm On Aug 18, 2016
Nairaland has it gotten to this ehn...

...The stage you invade another person's "WEB DUMP".

and bring such irrelevances and BS

and DUMB em HERE


#ShitThread

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Romance / Re: When Sucking Becomes An Obsession by UrWorstNitemare: 1:48pm On Aug 18, 2016
This one demon is strong mehnnnnn !!!

#TBJoshua
undecided

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Romance / Re: Why Do All Men Like Female Butts? (adults Only Pictures) by UrWorstNitemare: 1:40pm On Aug 18, 2016
OP, if u ain't garrit

Don't go and kill Urself undecided

Butt Augmentation was invented for people like you..

Try it and thank me larra. PEACE

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Education / Re: Pictures Of Richest slowpoke In The World!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by UrWorstNitemare: 1:29pm On Aug 18, 2016
If you don't know the EXACT example of a SLOW POKE,

Look no further...

OP, YOU ARE DEFINITELY A SLOW POKE

AND WORST STILL "A WET BRAINED, DUMMY DUMB".

#uselessThread.

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Romance / Re: For The Sexy Me. by UrWorstNitemare: 1:16pm On Aug 18, 2016
Boring.... undecided

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Health / Re: Photos: 31 Year Old Chinese Man Can't Stop Drinking Detergent Liquid by UrWorstNitemare: 1:05pm On Aug 18, 2016
Chisos End time chinko

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Romance / Re: Should He Tell Or Not Tell by UrWorstNitemare: 12:28pm On Aug 18, 2016
My cousin, my friend, my brother....

Lies ! Lies !! Lies !!!

I can bet ma "Left ball" d person in question

Is YOU.

say d truth n shame d devil.. PEACE
cool

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Romance / Re: Mention/tag Your NL Crush(es) by UrWorstNitemare: 11:03am On Aug 18, 2016
JerryHiroshima:
conclusion-- u are dumb!

Mehn ! I'm not suprised of your stuwpidity

I'm only embarrassed. Gosh !!!

Quit this "asş thinking", bad habit of yours.

This is but a religious advice

I don't need your comment

Jus reflect on these wise words

#ByeSewerHead.

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Romance / Re: List Of People That Really Need A Gf Badly by UrWorstNitemare: 9:15pm On Aug 17, 2016
Hattchett:
Let me add to the list...

The sex starved guys: these ones are so Hot that they can't help quoting anything with (f) and always find one way to slide intimacy talks into discussions. And once they think you are feeling them or vulnerable, they immediately send barrage of pms. They even go old school writing trashy tales and poems hoping to score some cünt. Grand delusion.

The e-Detectives: their stock in trade is mind games and cheap blackmail. They have dirty revelations about almost all nairalanders and rush to upload screenshots and pics whenever e-fights occur.

The wealthy guys: these group are really funny. Cheast beating and bragging about driving flashy cows and earning huge salaries is their stock in trade. They are the first to call you nonentity, poor, jobless, and when you think you will fall sick from their vain blabbling, they go as far as stealing pics from the internet to surpport their claims.


The Cliques: I term them the insecure rats who are too afraid to stand up for themselves without aids from pals. All members of a group add collective force to an e-war if it involves their person and like their own posts.[/b]
Gawd bless you*

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Romance / Re: Mention/tag Your NL Crush(es) by UrWorstNitemare: 8:47pm On Aug 17, 2016
JerryHiroshima:
It takesss a useless somebody to know a useless thread #cheers smiley

God gave you a head to reason with

Buh you choose to use ur asş instead...

#uselessMention

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Romance / Re: Mention/tag Your NL Crush(es) by UrWorstNitemare: 8:22pm On Aug 17, 2016
*in Dj Khaled's voice*

...and anoda one

#uselessThread
undecided
Romance / Re: Rio2016; Caption This "Awkwardly Trending" Photos by UrWorstNitemare: 8:17pm On Aug 17, 2016
Buh why d yansh no come balance nah undecided
Romance / Re: Is This Wickedness Or What? by UrWorstNitemare: 8:12pm On Aug 17, 2016
Dat plain witchcraft niccur
Ask no further...
Celebrities / Re: Uche Jombo Flaunted Her Full Cleavages Online by UrWorstNitemare: 6:44pm On Aug 17, 2016
Mai bend iffa click am undecided
Politics / Re: "Pls Help NEPA Wants To Kill Us With Light" Kindly Read With Details. by UrWorstNitemare: 6:39pm On Aug 17, 2016
cheesy
Romance / Re: Tope With Her Big Back Side Was Twerking On Top Of Jide's T And He Rel.. (pics) by UrWorstNitemare: 6:16pm On Aug 17, 2016
grin cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: The Almighty Booobs And Hips On This University Of Lagos Girl Will Make Your Mad by UrWorstNitemare: 10:23am On Aug 17, 2016
Now,
Tis is Aw a real woman oughta be....
I'm sure
**1 O'clock NLand GIRLS gonna feel cheated, seeing tis**

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Romance / Re: Hmmmm!!! What A Touching Story, Guys Can B Wicked At Times by UrWorstNitemare: 9:47am On Aug 17, 2016
....Anoda useless thread undecided

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Romance / Re: Most loved People On Nairaland POLL!!!! by UrWorstNitemare: 4:20pm On Aug 16, 2016
NairalandEFCC1:
Very simple people i will share a name! if you like him/her click share, if you dont like him/her click like
i will announce the most disliked person at the end

updates!!!!
most loved: smellingmouth ti take over leading the way with 24votes
most hated; sexxkillz leading with 34 votes each

Shocks!!!! EmperorLee he is in the 2nd page and has 19shares shocked respect bro you are loved

MODS: lalasticlala leading now by 10shares to Mynd44 5shares

aloobright17 no single share cry

another shock: how is it possible that lordscent has 11 shares this poll is revealing alot shocked


Top 5 most loved
smellngmouth 23
EmperorLee 19
Maxi112 16
BiafraBushBoy 15
lordscent 14
Sexytemi 10

Top 5 most disliked
sexkillz 32/MUVA 32
mrcock 25
2BB4CB3E 21
levena 20

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Romance / Re: Funny Nigerian Responses by UrWorstNitemare: 12:24pm On Aug 16, 2016
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Underwater Dabbing By Divers #dope (photos) by UrWorstNitemare: 9:07am On Aug 16, 2016
can I c a sharklipsrsealed undecided
Romance / Re: For Nairaland Virgins by UrWorstNitemare: 8:39am On Aug 13, 2016
Chai !! See as Konji do human being

Tis Saturday morning
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Celebrities / Re: Which Nigerian New Generation Artiste Can Actually Win A Grammy? by UrWorstNitemare: 8:25am On Aug 13, 2016
cheesy cheesy cheesy

Romance / Re: What Is The Big Deal In Being Dumped by UrWorstNitemare: 7:19pm On Aug 12, 2016
Lady !
I understand you are definitely
trying to put up a brave front
After ur latest ditch.
We all understand how you feel...

Buh av you sat down to ponder on
WHY U ALWAYS GETTING JILT*
think of it, this way
YOU GAT SO MUCH NEGATIVITY
OOZING OUTAF UR TYPING FINGERS
MAKING UR ENTIRE WRITE UP GROSS
AND UNCOUTH...

**In summary**
You need a personal remedy....

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Romance / Re: Ladies,can U Date Guy That Drink Garri? by UrWorstNitemare: 9:02am On Aug 12, 2016
You drank garri mistakenly !!!

Ha !!

There is no remedy,

YOU ARE GONE !!! (((True story)))
Romance / Re: Guys And Ladies In The House Come And Defend Yourself by UrWorstNitemare: 8:58am On Aug 12, 2016
OP, nice Ink you got on...

And

Thumbs up 2 ur prewdy Dam. too
undecided

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