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Education / Re: OMG. Youth Of Today.see What I Asked My Little Cousin & D Awkward Reply I Got by UrWorstNitemare: 10:56pm On Aug 11, 2016
[size=18pt]SO PRACTICALLY ALL OF U HERE YAF BORN undecided
Smh
*walks outta thread*
[/size]

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Culture / Re: What's So Bad About Using Your Left Hand To Collect Or Give Things? by UrWorstNitemare: 10:43pm On Aug 11, 2016
Datz rude
Are u Chinese ??

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Romance / Re: I Mistakenly Added Weed Instead Of Thyme by UrWorstNitemare: 10:34pm On Aug 11, 2016
Rice is expensive.

I don't think you can afford it,

Jus goan sleep...ehn,

Your hunger would go
undecided

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Romance / Re: The Bitter Implications Of Investing Financially On A Girl by UrWorstNitemare: 9:53pm On Aug 11, 2016
Diddyydiva:
Hi joke!!!

Try your monster stunt on someone else. it isnt getting to me undecided

So you actually av fingaz dat can type ??
Instead you choose ta show ya paranoic state and immaturity
Making fun of a discussion involving "Matured minds only"

Anyways
I won't blame you
I'll blame TELEMUNDO

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Romance / Re: The Bitter Implications Of Investing Financially On A Girl by UrWorstNitemare: 9:27pm On Aug 11, 2016
Diddyydiva:
grin grin grin grin



Lady !!
Wassup wit the "Closeup Advert stunt".

Dya tink we throwing random jokes here ??
undecided

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Romance / Re: Night Calls are Devilish And It Annoys Me To The Core, Pls Stop Night Calls. by UrWorstNitemare: 9:19pm On Aug 11, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
our worst day mare.

Santa samborai -2

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Romance / Re: Night Calls are Devilish And It Annoys Me To The Core, Pls Stop Night Calls. by UrWorstNitemare: 9:12pm On Aug 11, 2016
Hum !! Man af Gawd... undecided
Romance / Re: I Need A Wifey Not A Girlfriend!!! by UrWorstNitemare: 9:05pm On Aug 11, 2016
Destined2win:


Thanks for the offer. This one pass me especially mamagee


No thanks...
I'm jus doin ma JOB,
MARKETING ma CLIENTS
...
cool
Romance / Re: 6 Types Of Single People You Can Find Out There. by UrWorstNitemare: 9:00pm On Aug 11, 2016
mizzbouqui:

There was never a promo

See you arnd undecided

#Badtmarket
Romance / Re: I Need A Wifey Not A Girlfriend!!! by UrWorstNitemare: 8:50pm On Aug 11, 2016
Destined2win:
hehhehe.thanks. Me no want knuckleheads

Bruh, Don't b afraid

You can Always LURE whichever you choose

To a church (synagogue)

And let d Man of God perform a thorough DELIVERANCE

On her... ((problem solved))
tongue

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Romance / Re: I Need A Wifey Not A Girlfriend!!! by UrWorstNitemare: 8:42pm On Aug 11, 2016
OP, I'm afraid I av GOOD NEWS

And equally BAD NEWS.

GOOD NEWS : We have some Ladies on NL, dat we wana marry off soonest, cuz dey are so overdue.

Monikers I can rmmba now
In no particular order, they are:
Oñilà
Màmàgèè
HàteU2
Oñstèlly

Now d BAD NEWS is that: They are all knuckleheads undecided

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Romance / Re: 6 Types Of Single People You Can Find Out There. by UrWorstNitemare: 8:29pm On Aug 11, 2016
mizzbouqui:

cheesy

wink promo still on....
Politics / Re: Who Removed The Batteries From These Two China Phones? (pic) by UrWorstNitemare: 8:18pm On Aug 11, 2016
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Romance / Re: All Romancelanders Should Take Note by UrWorstNitemare: 5:54pm On Aug 11, 2016
[size=18pt]Really ??[/size]

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Romance / Re: 6 Types Of Single People You Can Find Out There. by UrWorstNitemare: 5:39pm On Aug 11, 2016
mizzbouqui:

See you
For your banana mind abi

You berra do dat faaast

Because

I might become scarce soonest(Taken)
cool
Romance / Re: “every Woman Wants A Man Who'll Fall In Love With Her Soul As Well As Her Body.” by UrWorstNitemare: 5:35pm On Aug 11, 2016
[size=18pt]Really ??[/size]
Crime / Re: Man Flogged For Touching A Lady’s Buttocks In FCT by UrWorstNitemare: 5:20pm On Aug 11, 2016
Hmmm Konji na Baskart cheesy

Imagine iz yansh after receiving some quality KoboKo-ing tongue

Anyways....

WARNING !!!

Tis land is not fa sale
angry

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Romance / Re: ...is Not A Problem. The Problem Is.... by UrWorstNitemare: 5:17pm On Aug 11, 2016
undecided
Romance / Re: How And When Did You Meet Your Current Fiancee by UrWorstNitemare: 5:14pm On Aug 11, 2016
My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.
***************************
Yes, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Flying high
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last 'til the end.
tongue

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Romance / Re: New On Nairaland Please Help by UrWorstNitemare: 4:22pm On Aug 11, 2016
See ur face like keke windscreen undecided

#fake

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Romance / Re: A New Nairalander You Need To Look Out For This Period. by UrWorstNitemare: 4:05pm On Aug 11, 2016
Welcome Troll.... undecided

Do av a SWELL TROLLING EXPERIENCE

satisfied now??

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Celebrities / Re: I Am Writing My Own Success Story - Laura Ikeji by UrWorstNitemare: 10:49pm On Aug 09, 2016
undecided

Romance / Re: This Thing Called Ladies Man Enters Some Guys Head by UrWorstNitemare: 10:36pm On Aug 09, 2016
Fabulocity:
I totally agree.

They think every girl should swoon for them. Don't mind them.

Babe. Na 9ja u dey oo

Stay there carry anoda girl boy matter for head like Weave
on
Make one flat yanshed INIT babe guy come dey Bobo u

No for get say...
9ja guyz be all bout Bum and Boobs
If you possess tis two possessions

THEN YOU CAN PLAY WIT ME tongue

if not ??

Make I die if I look you twice angry

Aw I go dey follow man play ?? angry
Romance / Re: Your Most Embarrassing Moment In School by UrWorstNitemare: 9:33pm On Aug 09, 2016
StunchLord:

Your tired brain's still suffering a hangover due to noon's touch with the wine you stole from dad's daily routine formula. Go and sleep. Adult affairs is too burdensome for your weary head.

If this is the best you can come up with....

Then, you are definitely a waste of vital resource

OMG.. Your sponsors are undeniably Broken hearted

Seeing your set of inept and serially mangled posts.

AND THE BIG TRUTH !!!

For you at tis very stage. is,...

It's pretty too late for a restitute.

Anyways,

"LITTLUN", TAKE HEART.

WE LUV YOU...

BUT JESUS LUVS YOU MORE***

FAREWELL
Romance / Re: This Thing Called Ladies Man Enters Some Guys Head by UrWorstNitemare: 8:23pm On Aug 09, 2016
Enviously Mad ??

Don't worry...

WAIT FOR YOUR OWN**


**I'm jus saying. No disrespect tho**

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Romance / Re: Your Most Embarrassing Moment In School by UrWorstNitemare: 7:55pm On Aug 09, 2016
StunchLord:

Life is a comedy to those that think, but a tragedy to those that worry. Don't get tensed up now, my dear boy. You don't want me giving the rope a little tug, do you? That's my specialty you know. Alright. You understand I have you where I want. So let's begin at once.

Since you actually have a rope,

Do your ass* a favor

Ask a friend of yours; of the same vein.

To Help tie you up.

Cuz nah ! I ain't touching a poo, like ýou !

Not even my words
PEACE

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Romance / Re: It's More Expensive Keeping A Girl Friend Than Keeping a wife by UrWorstNitemare: 7:39pm On Aug 09, 2016
After tis satiric writeup of yours

If you no marry, THIS MONTH !!

Broz ur name na FCCK UP

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Romance / Re: Your Most Embarrassing Moment In School by UrWorstNitemare: 7:23pm On Aug 09, 2016
StunchLord:

This year has really been a difficult one for John and his family. I know the time will pass. Nothing lasts forever.

... Satisfied or not ??

If not. then, YOU'RE JUST AN HORRIBLE HIPPOCRATE
Now,
Dya self some good...
GET OFF MA MENTION
Romance / Re: Your Most Embarrassing Moment In School by UrWorstNitemare: 7:10pm On Aug 09, 2016
vicstar:
bro why the evulz?? cheesy grin


Is diz aw FCCKING LOW you can go ??

Ugrrh !!! Watz even ma sweat,

Wasn't like I was expecting any better**
Romance / Re: Your Most Embarrassing Moment In School by UrWorstNitemare: 6:44pm On Aug 09, 2016
vicstar:
buhari will be like " don't blame me for this fuckery" lipsrsealed

Romance / Re: Your Most Embarrassing Moment In School by UrWorstNitemare: 6:38pm On Aug 09, 2016
StunchLord:

Actually, Your sentence construction is more embarrassing. Oya cover your face in shame.

Bravo, NL smart-ass

Hope tis earns you the ideal satisfaction you derive

Bye !

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