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Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Lie About Their Virginity.thoughts Needed by UrWorstNitemare: 7:53pm On Nov 13, 2016
Dear OP,

WHO VIRGINITY EPP?

pussy status is so irrelevant**


I only get to ask, if a gehl start acting like a log of wood and uncreative

In za ODA ROOM..

otherwise... so fvckin irrelevant...
Romance / Re: Most Girls Has Body Odour Why? by UrWorstNitemare: 7:36pm On Nov 13, 2016
considering ma fair share of experience
in the opposite sex..

I av come to a logical conclusion dat...


85% of Fair ladies possess body odour

It ma not b dat obvious inna casual meet up

buh u wake up next ta her n get wowed !

65% of Dark skinned gehlz possess mouth odour...

..was abt to smooch one today

buh d moment I closed in, d stench dat emanate was overbearing.

Even thought making her take ice cream would aid,

Buh Na...

tho in rare cases, d above conditions ma occur vice versa,

or a lady might possess all, and even a smelly pussy.

Buh Nigerian ladies are so guilty of the above...

GUYS CAN GO 48HRS WITHOUT CLEANING UP

N STILL LOOK FRESH AND SMELL GOOD,

BUH...

LADIES AIN'T WIRED LIKE THAT...

AN AVERAGE LADY HAS TO FRESHEN UP EVERY 8HRS.

If u av any conflicting opinion,

then go do your own research

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Computers / Re: Dell Core I3 For Sale In Surulere Lagos by UrWorstNitemare: 7:10pm On Nov 13, 2016
How much?
Romance / Re: I Love Washing Girls Panties by UrWorstNitemare: 7:01pm On Nov 13, 2016
Nigga !!!
izit dat yo buffoonery is hereditary ?
Or u enrolled in a college to study dementia ?
Celebrities / Re: Meet Nigeria’s Most Sexiest Fire Fighter,her Curves Will Blow Your Mind (photos) by UrWorstNitemare: 6:47pm On Nov 13, 2016
undecided Instead of learning up d skills of her Occupation

she's up there modeling shii

How many more houses in Da country gonna Burn?

... buh she's Garrit tho...

#SMH

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Romance / Re: I Will Kill My Mum I Swear..see What She Did To My Newly Born Baby (photo) by UrWorstNitemare: 6:25pm On Nov 13, 2016
[size=28pt]BIGOT[/size]

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Phones / Re: Check Out The 2017 Nokia Express Music by UrWorstNitemare: 6:19pm On Nov 13, 2016
This thread is DOA


thread or the Cemetery

dunno which luks more Gloomy

#OTM101
Romance / Re: Lately I Noticed That I am Having Hard Luck With Girls... by UrWorstNitemare: 6:04pm On Nov 13, 2016
Joel3:
I am having hardluck with girls.





Yo gotta helluva problem
Dude.





Take all ur spiritual ishes 2 TB JOSHUA .. k?

tis ryt 'ere is fvcked up!
Music/Radio / Re: I Feel Like Killing Many People At The Next Compound Right NOW by UrWorstNitemare: 5:58pm On Nov 13, 2016
IRONY..

... like u can even put a knife through a chicken...

sit ur ass down mehn

N Stop squealing lika biitch

Dis is NL.
and Nata,

COMMUNITY DISPUTE RESOLUTION CENTER **
Music/Radio / Re: I Feel Like Killing Many People At The Next Compound Right NOW by UrWorstNitemare: 5:48pm On Nov 13, 2016
undecided
Romance / Re: How Will You React?(photo) by UrWorstNitemare: 5:15pm On Nov 13, 2016
LMAO cheesy

@ all these comments above...

95% of...

Ya'll don't even kno Warrit feels like 2 own wheels

talk less of owning a car


yet Ya'll jump on tis thread n post dumb fantasies

izit dat Ya'll got thought disorder ?

anxiety ?

or do we jus call tis shii



VISION 2020 ?

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Education / Re: How To Identify First Year Students (Hilarious Photos) by UrWorstNitemare: 2:11pm On Nov 13, 2016
lexiconkabir:


Go find one place siddown jhor......snap your room lets see how neat it is, i bet your bedsheets are not even arranged sef.
























































k.
Education / Re: How To Identify First Year Students (Hilarious Photos) by UrWorstNitemare: 1:35pm On Nov 13, 2016
immediately I opened up tis thread

I was hit by a purrid stench!!!

almost got me choked...

Imagine...

WATA DIRTY AND UNHEALTHY LEARNING ENVIRONMENT, U FOLKS GOT UP THERE**

I'll make a mental note to advice any UNN enrollee, I happen to come across, to go along wita NOSE MASK..

DUWTI-DUWTY! !

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Romance / Re: What Is That Thing You Like In Your Present Bae?? by UrWorstNitemare: 7:51pm On Nov 12, 2016
undecided
Romance / Re: When You Snap A Picture With Your Beautiful Side Chick (picture Added) by UrWorstNitemare: 6:28pm On Nov 12, 2016
angry Dafuq !!!

Tis ryt 'ere thread...

smells lika toilet !!!

Most Def,

Alota Wet brains in 'ere**
Computer Market / Re: Acre Laptop For Sale by UrWorstNitemare: 9:27am On Nov 04, 2016
how much izit going for
Romance / Re: How Long Will You Make Your New Man Wait Before Sex (ladies, Lets Talk) by UrWorstNitemare: 11:21pm On Oct 31, 2016
undecided OP. do you tink itz me ya doing?

NO !!!

YA DOIN YASEF...

IF U REFUSE TA TENTEBO...

WHERE DA CALL GIRL ATs** tongue

24 /7 Customer care service..

NO HOLD BARRED

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Bought Me Bleaching Cream. What Could Be Her Reason For by UrWorstNitemare: 11:12pm On Oct 31, 2016
Definitely, She wants you to go Boborisky... undecided

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Romance / Re: See The Shocking Thing My Girlfriend Does At Night (viewer Disretion) 18+ by UrWorstNitemare: 10:45pm On Oct 29, 2016
undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: .. by UrWorstNitemare: 10:08am On Oct 29, 2016
I SEE LIKE 101( ONE 'O' ONE) PMs COMING TIS OP'S WAY...


Nairaland gilKz no dey carry last, anywhere AWOOF is involved. undecided


...Badt guy!!! I luv ya style... nothing do you...



**KONTINU**
Romance / Re: My Little Sister Is Growing And Am Scared by UrWorstNitemare: 9:40am On Oct 26, 2016
... OP smoke jus full tis your thread...
SOFTLY DEY TAKE WEED OOO..
Romance / Re: Different Ages Of Unmarried Guys And The Way They See Romance. by UrWorstNitemare: 8:22pm On Oct 22, 2016
dollyjoy:
16 to 27-fhuck boys.

28 to 32_ some in these categories have seen life and have changed.

33 to 40+ mostly married or about to.


50+ and above, sugar daddies. My favorite. Hahahahahaha. grin
You tiz Boy !!!
GET SENSE NAH...
OR
IZIT TOO HARD?

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Romance / Re: 16 Popular Nigerians We Would Totally Dress As For Halloween by UrWorstNitemare: 11:41am On Oct 11, 2016
adewumiopeyemi:
That being said, who will you go as if we threw a Halloween party cool cool cool cool cool grin grin grin

Sai Baba !!
Fashion / Re: For Short Guys: How To Dress To Look Taller by UrWorstNitemare: 11:24am On Oct 11, 2016
I kno you ar a fashion designer...
buh Kontinu. ..
Phones / Re: 4 Reasons Why You Should Pick Iphone Over Android by UrWorstNitemare: 11:20am On Oct 11, 2016
MrOra:
You're just making noise

K
Phones / Re: 4 Reasons Why You Should Pick Iphone Over Android by UrWorstNitemare: 9:43am On Oct 11, 2016
Android the best platform come rain come sunshine...


Only a Pinhead would choose a platform that does not support freelance development over one which is open to tweak, root and customize.

OP, if you don't know anything about Technology and software development...

PULIZ KIP KWAYET !!! angry
Health / Re: Help Me With My Eyes by UrWorstNitemare: 8:43am On Oct 11, 2016
Apollo on rampage...
Romance / Re: Why A Guy Should NEVER Completely Trust A Lady. My Personal Experience. by UrWorstNitemare: 8:25am On Oct 11, 2016
Damn!! How did I end up here?? embarassed

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