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@Seun, Lala, Mods, what are your actions and reactions?

Sincerely, I always find a way to show them that I am busy.
I don't know if I have been fair to the JWs.
Nairalanders, what are your reactions when Jehova Witnesses knock on your door?

Source of light is Street light. Taps some lines of the street light.

I thought they are not Nigerians...according to Buhari. Why are the northerners crying?

Is the Lion of the Tribe of Ubima aware?

Bag of Pure Water
Before = 65 Naira
Now = 150 Naira
Change is real, It's still on the way.
What we are experiencing is the wind, the real change is on the way.

Seun, Lala, Ishilove, have you seen these pictures

10. Toilet Paper– Check this out, you are dressed to the nines. High heels, tight dress, and looking find. You are out with a bunch of friends perhaps, and you go to the powder room to freshen up, but you leave with a little souvenir. Toilet paper trailing down your leg. You don’t look so hot anymore, do you?

9. Must be a tasty morsel hiding in there!

7. Flexible man

8. Hopefully the puppy is eventually found.

5. Flying Peeing Dog- These karate moves are awesome!

6. Diapers and skirts- New fashion statement

Fat Man In a Little Chair- If you are on the beach with your friends, and you see a fat man stuck in a chair. Just help him get out of it. It’s the nice thing to do.

3. Walmart– Seriously have you ever been to one at 2am? It’s all married cousins and their offspring fresh off the farm in West Virginia. I’m just warning you.

2. Concert Fail– You love a good concert, and you are in the moment. It’s a raging good time, and you decide that now would be the perfect concert surfing time. You take a deep breath, and dive. And nothing. No one is there to catch your wave. Major fail. You slink away to watch from the sidelines.

1. The Cheater– If you are in a situation where you are taking up with someone who you shouldn’t be with, and you get caught and have to climb out the window of a ten story building. Dude, you are screwed. You might as well jump.

Islamic extremist militants Boko Haram, who have killed at least 2,600 people in Nigeria, reportedly want to broker a deal with the government to release the remaining kidnapped Chibok schoolgirls in return for escaping execution. Two hundred schoolgirls were seized from a school in Chibok two years ago and have never been traced or found. It is believed only a third of them remain alive.
According to a report in The Times, senior members of the terrorist group told Nigerian newspaper Leadership Friday that it was prepared to negotiate a surrender and release the hostages on the condition they would not be not betrayed by the government or killed for giving up arms.
"We want to surrender because things are getting worse," said Amir Muhammad Abdullahi, who is reportedly Boko Haram's second in command. He said no side was winning the battle and that only a third of the girls remained as "the rest have been martyred".
It comes as two Chibok girls have reportedly been released – one of whom called Amina Ali Darsha Nkeki who was found near Sambisa forest and believed to have been freed as a 'gesture of good faith' by the militants.
However, there was confusion mounting over whether the second girl, (who has not been named), was freed in a raid on a Boko Haram camp on 19 May, was from Chibok. Yakubu Nkeke told The Times: "I can say in my capacity as the head of the Chibok Abducted Girls Parents group that this girl is not among the abducted girls."

Who are Nigeria's Boko Haram terrorists?
Boko Haram (recently renamed Iswap) fights against Western influence in Nigeria and aims to impose its version of Sharia law on the country. The group declared an Islamic caliphate in Gwoza, along the Cameroon border, in August 2014.
Boko Haram has raided several cities in the north of the country in a bid to take control of more land.
Three states − Adamawa, Borno and Yobe − have been under a state of emergency since May 2013, due to Boko Haram's attacks.
The group has killed at least 2,600 people since the beginning of 2015. More than 180 have been killed since the beginning of June.

SOURCE: INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS TIMES
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/boko-haram-willing-discuss-surrender-release-chibok-girls-1561301?utm_source=yahoo&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=rss&utm_content=/rss/yahoous/news&yptr=yahoo

Change in the air

The man no dey gree chop. Guy chop

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Ok ooo. Watching and sipping my garri and kunu

Ok...sipping garri with cucumber

No cannisters, No gas mask, No extractors, No confined space training, which kind work be that?
"Safety first" should be our golden rule.

NWARIWEAKU:
........YES OOOOOO.

Nwariweaku, how far na?
O boy, e don tey ooooooo.

Greatest SOMES, Great!

On behalf of the ever vibrant and ever efficient 2006 SOMES, I congratulate you.

CONFU:
Oh yes!

Thanks

NOUN graduates dey go NYSC?

The best shot is, don't live in a house that is above your two (2) months take home salary.
It works like aboniki.
It pays no one to pay heavily on rent and not own your own house.
Open your eyes ooooooo.

mccoy47:
Mumu. Keep decieving yourself you old hag!
You just finished having sex and your cloths remain unrumpled and your makeup intact?

Real man ko Love Machine ni!

Guy, like u get many years of hands on experience.

I saw her yesterday 28th January 2016, same place, so many people around her for betting numbers.

Grew up there, Ajaokuta (AJ). Nice state though still under developed.

God bless Kogi state.