9. Must be a tasty morsel hiding in there!

7. Flexible man

8. Hopefully the puppy is eventually found.

5. Flying Peeing Dog- These karate moves are awesome!

6. Diapers and skirts- New fashion statement

Fat Man In a Little Chair- If you are on the beach with your friends, and you see a fat man stuck in a chair. Just help him get out of it. It’s the nice thing to do.

3. Walmart– Seriously have you ever been to one at 2am? It’s all married cousins and their offspring fresh off the farm in West Virginia. I’m just warning you.

2. Concert Fail– You love a good concert, and you are in the moment. It’s a raging good time, and you decide that now would be the perfect concert surfing time. You take a deep breath, and dive. And nothing. No one is there to catch your wave. Major fail. You slink away to watch from the sidelines.

1. The Cheater– If you are in a situation where you are taking up with someone who you shouldn’t be with, and you get caught and have to climb out the window of a ten story building. Dude, you are screwed. You might as well jump.

Islamic extremist militants Boko Haram, who have killed at least 2,600 people in Nigeria, reportedly want to broker a deal with the government to release the remaining kidnapped Chibok schoolgirls in return for escaping execution. Two hundred schoolgirls were seized from a school in Chibok two years ago and have never been traced or found. It is believed only a third of them remain alive.
According to a report in The Times, senior members of the terrorist group told Nigerian newspaper Leadership Friday that it was prepared to negotiate a surrender and release the hostages on the condition they would not be not betrayed by the government or killed for giving up arms.
"We want to surrender because things are getting worse," said Amir Muhammad Abdullahi, who is reportedly Boko Haram's second in command. He said no side was winning the battle and that only a third of the girls remained as "the rest have been martyred".
It comes as two Chibok girls have reportedly been released – one of whom called Amina Ali Darsha Nkeki who was found near Sambisa forest and believed to have been freed as a 'gesture of good faith' by the militants.
However, there was confusion mounting over whether the second girl, (who has not been named), was freed in a raid on a Boko Haram camp on 19 May, was from Chibok. Yakubu Nkeke told The Times: "I can say in my capacity as the head of the Chibok Abducted Girls Parents group that this girl is not among the abducted girls."

Who are Nigeria's Boko Haram terrorists?
Boko Haram (recently renamed Iswap) fights against Western influence in Nigeria and aims to impose its version of Sharia law on the country. The group declared an Islamic caliphate in Gwoza, along the Cameroon border, in August 2014.
Boko Haram has raided several cities in the north of the country in a bid to take control of more land.
Three states − Adamawa, Borno and Yobe − have been under a state of emergency since May 2013, due to Boko Haram's attacks.
The group has killed at least 2,600 people since the beginning of 2015. More than 180 have been killed since the beginning of June.

SOURCE: INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS TIMES
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/boko-haram-willing-discuss-surrender-release-chibok-girls-1561301?utm_source=yahoo&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=rss&utm_content=/rss/yahoous/news&yptr=yahoo

Change in the air

The man no dey gree chop. Guy chop

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Involve Army...military men and not police. U can still go to Human rights commission.

Ok ooo. Watching and sipping my garri and kunu

Ok...sipping garri with cucumber

No cannisters, No gas mask, No extractors, No confined space training, which kind work be that?
"Safety first" should be our golden rule.

NWARIWEAKU:
........YES OOOOOO.

Nwariweaku, how far na?
O boy, e don tey ooooooo.

Greatest SOMES, Great!

On behalf of the ever vibrant and ever efficient 2006 SOMES, I congratulate you.

CONFU:


Oh yes!

Thanks

NOUN graduates dey go NYSC?

The best shot is, don't live in a house that is above your two (2) months take home salary.
It works like aboniki.
It pays no one to pay heavily on rent and not own your own house.
Open your eyes ooooooo.

mccoy47:
Mumu. Keep decieving yourself you old hag!
You just finished having sex and your cloths remain unrumpled and your makeup intact?

Real man ko Love Machine ni!

Guy, like u get many years of hands on experience.

I saw her yesterday 28th January 2016, same place, so many people around her for betting numbers.

Grew up there, Ajaokuta (AJ). Nice state though still under developed.

God bless Kogi state.

aminho:

IF ITS READY I HAVE A LITTLE DONATION PLS LET ME KNOW

Same here, really touched

If this boy has this message for you, what are you waiting for?

cc: seun, lalastica, have you seen this?

First, work on your "beekee"....grammar

irumanle:
Not that easy as u thought bro.

i am in it that is why i gave this suggestion

Name the films she has acted? Is she on nollywood, bollywood, Hollywood, or tigerwood?

Start a Barber shop biz.
Rent a shop of not more than 60k annually
Buy paints and hire a painter to paint the shop
Buy sterilizer of about 9k
Buy 3clippers of about 1,600 each for a start, that's 4,800
Buy 3plastic chairs of 1k each for customers and a one of 4k (a more stronger type) for the customer that will be barbing
Buy and mount a mirror of not more than 10k
You can start with generator( I pass my neighbour) of about 6k fairly used, get it from gen repairers shop.
Then hire a Barber, negotiate on a weekly pay from the Barber while you relax.

Vivipop:
Thank you

Babe, are u still single?
Since 2011, u have been in this media, I for like meet u

PMP certified, need help? mail me u.scofield@yahoo.com, ask questions