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Politics / Re: Ekweremadu: APC & PDP Unite Against Attack, We All Have A Responsibility by userplainly(m): 6:07pm On Aug 19, 2019
They must unite against the people for sure.. tis not bout ipob or Biafra or arewa or Niger delta...it’s about keeping the people in check and oppressed! I swear the day 10 million Nigerians can rally a protest u will see the evil mindset of our politicians.. they will order police to shoot

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Politics / Re: ‘Igbos Hiding Under Herdsmen To Commit Atrocities In South-East’ - Ohaneze by userplainly(m): 11:06am On Aug 19, 2019
I swear I have been saying it! I nearly beat a boutique owner at ibo market Warri cos of this!.. we know herdsmen misbehave but any armed robbery is now herdsmen, kidnappers are all herdsmen.. ritualist are herdsmen too!..... Nigerians are naturally evil and they will use any opportunity to commit atrocities..... that’s how they did to yahoo boys last year n early this year.. then someone will say na government be the problem.. our illiteracy is worst, even educated people behave like illiterate

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Romance / Re: Why Are Men Scared Of Dating Single Mothers? by userplainly(m): 5:33am On Aug 17, 2019
Story!!! Women will always fall for wrong men .. there’s nothing like “learn from their past” single mothers will turn u to automatic ATM for a child that’s not urs
solpat:
Most of them have learnt from past mistakes and are ready to be cool headed. I like them though especially the hard working ones not the lazy ones waiting for a man to suck dry

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Romance / Re: Why Are Men Scared Of Dating Single Mothers? by userplainly(m): 5:31am On Aug 17, 2019
Don’t let them fool u.. it’s worst than dating normal girl cos I met one online didn’t know tho until I went to visit cos she said she can’t visit, first thing was “I have a baby” I said ok.. then later when it seems we were connecting she said “sinach don’t mind him, he didn’t even buy u pampers” ... I swear that turned me off instantly.. I smile n told her I got things to do n I went home!.... I noh try that nonsense again!

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Education / Re: Gorilla Escaped From University Of Ilorin Zoo (Photos, Video) by userplainly(m): 11:34pm On Aug 15, 2019
That’s a chimp!
lilfreezy:
Even gorilla is looking for a way out of this shithole country. Give ilorin Gareth bale visa biko grin
Crime / Re: Man Packing An Old Woman’s Urine In Delta, Caught (Photos) by userplainly(m): 11:28pm On Aug 15, 2019
That man na fool! I was born n grew up in Ekpan.. wrong place to be caught doing rubbish! Mad town! Me sef Dey mad small... I don’t think it’s money rituals, these men do this things for power! They have been doing it since before my time.. remember Igbu? .. na that old man people dey call yahoo boy?
Rapmoney:
Chai! Area dor cast! From Otokutu to Ugbomro, from Effurun to Udu, everywhere dor cast!

Ekpan na one terrible community. Small small girls of 15 years sef dey get belle any how like sawaleelee.

One community where you can openly smoke your weed freely on a tarred and busy road without any harassment.

Area, I hail una o!

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Religion / Re: Mbaka Speaks About Killing Of Father Offu, Insists Buhari Is Not Our Problem by userplainly(m): 9:41pm On Aug 15, 2019
Imagine me a southerner trying to educate people here but I don’t know if it’s illiteracy or stupidity that’s our problem.. every crime now is herdsmen, a bank mangers wife was kidnapped n the husband was called to pay her ransom, people said it’s herdsmen that did it... I tire!.. all armed robbers r now herdsmen, same way all ritualist r now yahoo boys!... what happened to those Alhajis killing wen we were kids? What happened to those cannibals like Clifford orji? ... Nigerians are just stupid I swear!
Everywhere is calm now before u know police will kill a girl n put her body on the road n people will say na yahoo boys then they’ll have another warrant to harass n collect money from innnocent youths
MachadoPreto:


You said it all!

Their are no criminals in Nigeria again. Only herdsmen we have now.

Even when Delta and Port Harcourt was the headquarters of kidnapping, no one mentioned herdsmen.

Suddenly, A Fulani man becomes president and every crime is related to his tribe.

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy's Interview With Trevor Noah by userplainly(m): 3:52pm On Aug 14, 2019
This Trevor Noah fake smile dey tire me.. niqqa found a way to always smile n keep making the ego
Politics / Re: Sunday Japhet: Policeman Arrested For Mocking Buhari, Osinbajo, IGP On Facebook by userplainly(m): 3:19pm On Aug 14, 2019
Bro all the many insults how many Nigerians have they arrested? He was arrested because he’s a member of the government executives, he was not supposed to do so!!
Na these police dey run their own illegal operations just because they carry gun
Astark:
Mhen this is dictator regime o. Thank God nairaland is an hidden public forum

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Politics / Re: Mark Edaile: Family Of Policeman Killed By Soldiers Demands Justice by userplainly(m): 3:14pm On Aug 14, 2019
How about Justice for all the young innocent men killed by sars and police? Where is their justice? Police now patrol with tinted Siena bus!! Imagine .. kidnapping n forcefully n unlawfully extorting the youths n u say u want justice!

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Crime / Re: ‘OAU Student Who Drank Sniper Once Attempted Suicide’ by userplainly(m): 6:43am On Aug 05, 2019
Baba aw come?... anyway Nobi try matter.. I need that account today make I leave Diamond for good! .. I noh wan Dey drive from bank to bank
Fourwinds:
try Zenith ... You know no say i senior you
Crime / Re: ‘OAU Student Who Drank Sniper Once Attempted Suicide’ by userplainly(m): 6:37am On Aug 05, 2019
Please Abeg which banks gives instant account and atm immediately you open an account with them?... Diamond bank wan kee person
Crime / Re: ‘OAU Student Who Drank Sniper Once Attempted Suicide’ by userplainly(m): 6:33am On Aug 05, 2019
I’m serious! I need a new bank account today today with atm.. I want to know which can deliver apart from Firstbank
... bro noh carry talk, Nobi everybody b ur mate
Fourwinds:
bring your face let me slap am one time....i like giving early morning slap
Crime / Re: ‘OAU Student Who Drank Sniper Once Attempted Suicide’ by userplainly(m): 6:24am On Aug 05, 2019
Please Abeg which banks gives instant account and atm immediately you open an account with them?... Diamond bank wan kee person .. answers now I go soon comot
Sports / Re: Liverpool Players Put Coach On Their Shoulder And Dragged To Celebrate With Fans by userplainly(m): 8:47am On Jun 02, 2019
Not my concern, who has seen Godzilla king of monsters? Gimme full gist abeg
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage thanks MI as he supports her over former label mate Victoria Kimani by userplainly(m): 7:56pm On Apr 06, 2019
nairamaniac:


Diamond say dem don't have master card. That its only visa card.

True n don’t believe any account officer who promised to give u if u open a dollar account, it’s just their way of scamming people, I did that with 40k n still got a Premium Visa card
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage thanks MI as he supports her over former label mate Victoria Kimani by userplainly(m): 6:15pm On Apr 06, 2019
Peculiarly:

I do
resend ur email
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage thanks MI as he supports her over former label mate Victoria Kimani by userplainly(m): 6:03pm On Apr 06, 2019
Peculiarly:

I do
U sure?
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage thanks MI as he supports her over former label mate Victoria Kimani by userplainly(m): 6:02pm On Apr 06, 2019
nairamaniac:


Dorm account or current account?
Any account, just diamond bank account with MasterCard atm
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage thanks MI as he supports her over former label mate Victoria Kimani by userplainly(m): 6:01pm On Apr 06, 2019
24biznes:
5mill is way too much for me now as all I need is my school fees of 45k... Lol thanks.. I have it on; the diamond Bank Master u said.. ��
U sure? I’ll give 5 million as I said, no jokes
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage thanks MI as he supports her over former label mate Victoria Kimani by userplainly(m): 1:36pm On Apr 06, 2019
I’ll give anyone that has a diamond bank MasterCard atm 5 million... quote me if u have it

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Crime / Re: Immigration Officials Exposed Demanding Bribes For Passport In PHC (vid) by userplainly(m): 11:48pm On Apr 05, 2019
any one have a diamond bank MasterCard atm here? Mine has stopped working...... please if you do quote me
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Appoints Akachukwu Nwankpo As Personal Envoy by userplainly(m): 11:47pm On Apr 05, 2019
any one have a diamond bank MasterCard atm here? Mine has stopped working...... please if you do quote me
Crime / Re: We Are Forced To Sleep With 10 Men Per Day; Nigerian Girls Trapped In Mali. Pics by userplainly(m): 1:58pm On Mar 08, 2019
quentin06:


greed and laziness, serves them right.

Normal Nigerian girls mentality... toto is all they need to succeed

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Crime / Re: We Are Forced To Sleep With 10 Men Per Day; Nigerian Girls Trapped In Mali. Pics by userplainly(m): 1:56pm On Mar 08, 2019
KidsNEXTdoor:


Only good economy can take this people off the street

Good economy will keep our men here but our women wants to leave, they’ll go anywhere... wen the economy was good our edo girls did not stay
Celebrities / Re: "Women Are The New Wealth Creators" - Linda Ikeji by userplainly(m): 11:07am On Mar 08, 2019
faithfull18:
It's always the same rhetoric for these guys, SMH. If one finds out now, ladies are the ones spending on them undecided

In this our generation? My fren talk well.. every girl I’ve hookup wit has either turned me to her ATM or provider... slay queen n normal girl’s alike... after day 2 na billing go follow up, no matter how much u give them it’s never enough, I met a girl December after my surgery, I lodge at a hotel to recover before travelling back home, spent 170k in less than 2 weeks on her minus the hotel foods, drinks n mall foods we ate... but she still have the nerve to text me that her brother dat came to visit was asking if her boyfriend takes care of her n she didn’t know wat to say! Na once I kick am lost! So tell me how girls fund us? Which babe fit send 50k to guy just for up keep?? U better keep ur mouth shut! 95% of ladies now r prostitutes or gold diggers

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Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by userplainly(m): 4:37pm On Feb 26, 2019
egojeny1:

The thing tire person i swear.

Do they even consider us humans at all? Even if u want to cheat on an exam whr the whole school knows u be Lord of Olodos, at least use sense, u can’t score A n think nobody will question the result! ....
Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by userplainly(m): 4:28pm On Feb 26, 2019
But wait o, 281,762 + 194655 = wat? Where the other votes cos nobody scored well again
Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by userplainly(m): 4:24pm On Feb 26, 2019
Very soon the margin will be equivalent to PDP’s total vote! This election was not rigged! Deh build am offshore! Even Lagos noh fit do anything! Wiz kid alone has more fans than the whole of Atiku’s presidential votes... na wa!

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Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by userplainly(m): 4:14pm On Feb 26, 2019
How did APC win Lagos? Na wa! N lagosians r crying Buhari is bad? Na real wa! Lagosians r not affected by Buhari joor! This shows Nigerians were not complaining at all.. Buhari was doing a great job, another sweet four years loading! If Dollar can reach 1k I go too happy

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Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by userplainly(m): 1:26pm On Feb 26, 2019
deomelo:




@SAIBUHARI.

cheesy

Do they allow Northerners to watch game of thrones? It’s full of harams, cos Beer is a big offence!
Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by userplainly(m): 1:24pm On Feb 26, 2019
yemi1504:


Oh God, lol grin SMH

Twins man... they r 5/5

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