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Celebrities / Re: CDQ Fighting After His Chain Was Snatched At A Hotel In Ado Ekiti by userplainly(m): 8:20am On May 31, 2018
coolh3ad:

jd085174@gmail.com
I mail u... blik e noh go tru
Celebrities / Re: CDQ Fighting After His Chain Was Snatched At A Hotel In Ado Ekiti by userplainly(m): 11:36pm On May 29, 2018
coolh3ad:

Oh okay......(321)- 775-5768. Text me..
my US number geh issue.... ma gee u one of my email mo take align
Celebrities / Re: CDQ Fighting After His Chain Was Snatched At A Hotel In Ado Ekiti by userplainly(m): 10:18pm On May 29, 2018
coolh3ad:


Sup Bro. I receive notification say you send me email. I no fit remember email address wey I take open this nairaland account so I not fit view am. Hope no wahala Bro.....

ehh... na base on hustle,
Celebrities / Re: CDQ Fighting After His Chain Was Snatched At A Hotel In Ado Ekiti by userplainly(m): 12:53pm On May 29, 2018
almajiri101:


SA would never be an alternative, na from fry pan to fire my man. Try another country.

Don't let anyone deceive you, it's hell over there, except you want to join the league of suffering and smiling " fake life"

ma ask my guy aw life for there be sha.... cos deh dey ball.... can't try to ball here plus na only me remain for this country... I gats move out... loneliness dey tell on badly!
Family / Re: Different Types Of Adults That Should Be Wished Happy Children’s Day (meme Colle by userplainly(m): 12:45pm On May 29, 2018
Junkie! I watch cartoon and I love sucking breast!... I love nipples... so I'm a child?.... meumeu

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Celebrities / Re: CDQ Fighting After His Chain Was Snatched At A Hotel In Ado Ekiti by userplainly(m): 12:42pm On May 29, 2018
almajiri101:


BLLB na ur case... wetin u wan go do for that county? A county where their citizens sef dey run comot.
Nigeria na failed failed state on all levels.... can't go outside without fear of being killed or robbed by police or armed robbers..... NEPA dey come rob too, motorist, community youths dey there..... na warri I dey n I doh tire... u can't buy slippers wen pipo no go try Rob u for night..... my civil rights na trash! police or men dressed in black polo can come to u from nowhere n demand to see the content of ur phone, if it's iPhone no need to check, u r a fraudster and u'll receive slap! until u finally explain urself n pay 5k or they'll collect wat u have in ur wallet.....if u don't have they'll folo u to ATM........ if u carry Shoprite nylon u r a fraudster!.... u dress neat ( fraudster!)... are handsome ( fraud).... my mom is telling that her neighbors son is into Yahoo because he came to ask of current NEPA bill ( boy that looks like a pastor) he's a local teacher............ I swear I tire for this country!...
Celebrities / Re: CDQ Fighting After His Chain Was Snatched At A Hotel In Ado Ekiti by userplainly(m): 12:33pm On May 29, 2018
doyouknowjohnny:

As for the permanent visa(residence permit) not possible. you must run it here and then submit at ikoyi (for 3months visa). you need your bank statement (1 mil will work).. when you get there then you sort that one out..
Updated sa visa nw is btw 170-250k if you run it thru an agent and i cant recommend any agent.. best apply by yourself (100k -130k will do)

u too much!... ma pounder on the stress fess ...3 months, n I tot I would be leaving sooner.. ok
Celebrities / Re: CDQ Fighting After His Chain Was Snatched At A Hotel In Ado Ekiti by userplainly(m): 11:34am On May 29, 2018
Shugarlord213:

Hold 600k and you are Good to go.

350k no go carry me?
Celebrities / Re: CDQ Fighting After His Chain Was Snatched At A Hotel In Ado Ekiti by userplainly(m): 11:33am On May 29, 2018
doyouknowjohnny:

SA visa is around 100k-130k depending on the agent used.
as for economy class fares can only be accurately determined with the departure and arrival date and the carrier (if return ticket)
but as at today, if one was to travel on the 6th of June to return in 2 weeks time then the fare is
190000 Air Rwanda
200000 Kenya airways
280000 South African

tanks... so approximately $1000, but the thing I'm not coming back.. my frn tells me I can a permanent visa (VFS) here... I don't a tin about flying out of naija n gats move soon
Celebrities / Re: CDQ Fighting After His Chain Was Snatched At A Hotel In Ado Ekiti by userplainly(m): 11:28am On May 29, 2018
Shugarlord213:


Smiles


I don't understand!.... not everything is a joke sometimes, if u noh geh idea talk ma dey ask until one person go gimme weti I dey fyn
Celebrities / Re: CDQ Fighting After His Chain Was Snatched At A Hotel In Ado Ekiti by userplainly(m): 11:26am On May 29, 2018
ednut1:
y not google it

too many different suggestions and ads... then one referred me to another site..... I need to know from Nigerians living there!.... I asked Tayo of BBA yesterday n d dude dey talk go left n right
Celebrities / Re: CDQ Fighting After His Chain Was Snatched At A Hotel In Ado Ekiti by userplainly(m): 11:22am On May 29, 2018
Shugarlord213:


You going on tourism or what?
Visit Sa in travel section bruh
Permanent stay!
Celebrities / Re: CDQ Fighting After His Chain Was Snatched At A Hotel In Ado Ekiti by userplainly(m): 11:22am On May 29, 2018
Shugarlord213:


You going on tourism or what?
Visit Sa in travel section bruh
Permanent stay!
Celebrities / Re: CDQ Fighting After His Chain Was Snatched At A Hotel In Ado Ekiti by userplainly(m): 11:13am On May 29, 2018
Please I need help!..... Anyone knows how much is South African visa, or price of economy class plane ticket..... I need answers now please! .... jus give me run down of how much I'll spend for everything!...


Shaklisco abeg street dey scam street!..... I wan move n I don't need evil minded niggas like u to dupe me....SA nobi Europe

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Politics / Re: Tompolo, Ateke Tom, General Shoot-At-Sight, Boyloaf, Pledge Support For FG by userplainly(m): 11:11am On May 29, 2018
Kobicove:


The actual visa fee as at this time last year was about N8,600 but there are other charges of approximately N23,000 that you may incure.

on the whole I would adivse that you have at least N40,000 when you go there cost you may need to make photocopies or get some documents typed are they are usually very expensive around the vicinity of the visa processing office located in Lekki

I'm in warri!.... can't go to lekki.. but on a whole like 200k go reach for visa n TP?
Celebrities / Re: E-money And Wife Juliet All Smiles As They Jet Out For Vacation - Photos by userplainly(m): 10:25am On May 29, 2018
Please I need help!..... Anyone knows how much is South African visa, or price of economy class plane ticket..... I need answers now please! .... jus give me run down of how much I'll spend for everything!
Celebrities / Re: Chioma Looks Like Jackie Appiah? - Davido's The Chef Chi Agrees by userplainly(m): 10:24am On May 29, 2018
Please I need help!..... Anyone knows how much is South African visa, or price of economy class plane ticket..... I need answers now please! .... jus give me run down of how much I'll spend for everything!
Politics / Re: Tompolo, Ateke Tom, General Shoot-At-Sight, Boyloaf, Pledge Support For FG by userplainly(m): 10:23am On May 29, 2018
Please I need help!..... Anyone knows how much is South African visa, or price of economy class plane ticket..... I need answers now please! .... jus give me run down of how much I'll spend for everything!
Crime / Re: Client Ties Lagos Prostitute's Neck With Rope, Tries To Kill Her After Sex by userplainly(m): 10:21am On May 29, 2018
Please I need help!..... Anyone knows how much is South African visa, or price of economy class plane ticket..... I need answers now please! .... jus give me run down of how much I'll spend for everything!
Crime / Re: Client Ties Lagos Prostitute's Neck With Rope, Tries To Kill Her After Sex by userplainly(m): 10:20am On May 29, 2018
Please I need help!..... Anyone knows how much is South African visa, or price of economy class plane ticket..... I need answers now please! .... jus give me run down of how much I'll spend for everything!
Politics / Re: Buhari: I Will Sign ‘Not Too Young To Run’ Bill In Few Days by userplainly(m): 9:01am On May 29, 2018
CriticMaestro:
Like that was ever an issue...monopoly of politics by old grumpy and greedy men is the problem
this means something very Bad might happen to Nigerian youths soon because wen he said he'll sign it very soon ( wat is he waiting for?) confirmation that his SARS, Herdsmen, efcc and police have killed all of us before he signs it......Evil
Crime / Re: Cars, Laptops Recovered As EFCC Arrest Three 'Yahoo' Boys In Lagos. Photos by userplainly(m): 7:38am On May 29, 2018
Abudu2000:
o boy forget, plus no be yahooboys.. even politicians and businessmen dey plus Pas yahooboys...why u Dee any rich Ibo man dey get sore for leg?? Na plus..gee na format..I get new format I invent by myself last year December, this format just dey drop me cash like mad infact day before yesterday here na 730 drop.....gee na format no be plus, no let anybody decieve u.. yes Boyz dey do plus but them still no dey chop...I dey tell Boyz leave dating, dating done hard, leave dating. To me dating na for smellooes, our own dry drop coz even client hardly believe say that kind format dey exist...if u don't ant make I show u slips I go show u, no be mouth.... forget plus na scam, boiz no dey plus, the ones wey dey plus no dey collect
Omo mo connect na... na dating I dey do n I never collect for two months now o! awfa... I dey warri
Crime / Re: Cars, Laptops Recovered As EFCC Arrest Three 'Yahoo' Boys In Lagos. Photos by userplainly(m): 7:10am On May 29, 2018
Donutcracker:


As much as I won't be in support of hacking and other related internet scams I don't know why these kids are just so plain stupid, so an armed robber who's ready to kill you at gun point, snatch your properties is better than a folk trying to defraud you online See this kind myopic and idiotic reasoning. Be like say them don dey scam you tey tey and if that's it, i'm not surprised cos from everything you write, your damn stupid asshole and as per your wish, may you fall victim of deadly arm robbery(I no pray make them kill you tho, you mustn't die with this utter stupidity) If you jam correct theif face to face you go know say robbery no be better thing. Slowpoke
mbecile full nairaland I swear.

I pray he encounter our SARS at their best.... they'll open his wallet n collect almost all the money inside n order him to "GO"..
Crime / Re: Cars, Laptops Recovered As EFCC Arrest Three 'Yahoo' Boys In Lagos. Photos by userplainly(m): 7:05am On May 29, 2018
ruggedtimi:
gucci boys...nothing sweet reach genuine money.
Oga genuine money from where?… when market men and women want to scam u with fake goods ad inflated price!… wen pharmacist and chemist do thesame with fake drugs and drug prices.. wen motorists always try to scam u if u r new to a certain area!. wen our kerosene/fuel are not from refinery but black market ( Asari) they r even locally cooked.. kerosene now smell n feel more like diesel....... Wen police and Army collect their bribe from the said Asari trucks filled with fake kerosenes n fuels..... wen Police will only protect the rich n arrest /beat up the poor, lock him up n college bail 20k even if they agree he's innocent.... wen communication companies collect money from ur account for unnecessary charges....... guy I can go on n on!...... leave yahoo people alone! they are not the problem!... should I talk about lectures or local examination centers ?.... Politicians are just the big boys

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Science/Technology / Re: Residents Panic After Spotting Creature On An Electric Pole In Edo Village. Pics by userplainly(m): 1:43pm On May 28, 2018
Iwantaccolades:
We will never grow as a nation until we go the Chinese way and burn down all the churches, mosques and traditional houses. Imagine grown adults burning an animal because they think it's a witch in this 21st century.

that creature eats lizard, moths, insects, frogs and geckos.... so I think it chased a gecko or a lizard up there.... but Nigerians no go hear that one.... they believe its a witch.. same way we tag Owl as witches, if they screech at night my mother, sisters or even my girlfriend will say Holy ghost fire!.. I grew up scared of owls , wen I hear dem at night I shiver... but not anymore... they only came to our environment because of rats, geckos and small creatures they hunt at night.... I still marvel how they fly so noiseless, u will never hear their wings flap
Religion / Re: Different Kinds Of People You Will Meet In Nigerian Churches (Meme Collection) by userplainly(m): 7:36pm On May 27, 2018
zlantanfan:
If this makes another frontpage i guess it confirms the suspision that every sunday there is a delibrate attempt to push at least a string of derogatory ordnances that redicules christianity.



The agenda is to push christianity mixed secularism so much that you wouldnt tell the decency that ought to accompany a religious section no thanks to an open system that allows every d1ck and harry, atheists, demonic agents to do as they wish without the least permeable membrane to sieve miscrants



The forum cartels should also grant everyone equal access to the headslammers section, i do know atheists would want to comment and create memes on that section too




oga make ur point SHORT n simple.....
Celebrities / Re: Fans Are Saying Miracle Has Officially Asked Nina To Be His Girlfriend by userplainly(m): 7:18pm On May 27, 2018
Reussite:

YumMina U still here? Have U been ff twitter since the show ended? Omo the hashtag has refused to fizzle out its as tho BBN is still on & yea lest I forget Mina became official yesterday. grin grin Our plans came to pass finally.

Because the idiot realized he had no public value without Sezdull... I watched the show, dat guy is the lamest being on planet earth!... n as for Sezdull " I have nothing to say"

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Religion / Re: Delta Pastor Orders Church Members To Leave Wedding Reception Over Alcohol by userplainly(m): 2:39pm On May 27, 2018
haywire07:
I like pastors who stand by their word. It's called discipline
it's called stupidity..... religion is by choice..... no man can make you chose the tins you like and dislike!..... I pray a pastor will try this on my wedding... Na me go walk am out!

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Politics / Re: Niger State Youths Destroy Political Banners: 'We Have Not Seen Any Change' by userplainly(m): 2:03pm On May 27, 2018
DabuIIIT:
Beautiful.
This should be happening nationwide. Call a spade a spade,this govt is a monumental failure and disaster.


Have been ashore for about a month and its darkness all the way,NO 4KN LIGHT/POWER. What kinda nation stays without power and her citizens just take it like that! Nigerians should wake up,DEMAND FOR TRUE FEDERALISM/TOTAL RESTRUCTURE. DEMAND FOR WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY YOURS. WE PAY EXHORBITANT RATES FOR POWER AND YET,NO BLADDY POWER. THIS IS THE WORST GOVT IN HISTORY!

I'm wit u but wen I speak outside everyone act like they dont listen.... one said "u ready to die for this country?"... I said yes and he's reply was "na only u! i dey wait for Biafra republic"..... one just shook his head that he has kids to feed... said " who wan win go win" vote noh matter"
Sports / Re: The Message Sergio Ramos Sent To Salah That Has Got People Talking (pics) by userplainly(m): 1:43pm On May 27, 2018
Gaddafithe2nd:
Ramos should watch his back, some fans aren't joking some even called him son of a bitch in Spanish (hijo de puta). Even though his action was deliberate. I don't like the way they are threatening him
Check his instagram!
Sports / Re: The Message Sergio Ramos Sent To Salah That Has Got People Talking (pics) by userplainly(m): 1:39pm On May 27, 2018
tolexy007:



Trash, so Salah is more important than any other players on the pitch?. if the incident happens to any other player on the pitch will u guys ever bothered? most of u are just angry because Madrid won the title 3times in a row..

Oga everybody knows salah + mane are the key to Liverpool's success ( especially salah)..... he's as important as Ronaldo to Madrid wen Madrid was playing badly and Ronaldo was the only goal scorer!....... Cavajal don't come close! .......so to answer ur qstn.. YES!

I'm a Man U fan so u can guess who I was rooting for!.... don't say most people, the team I support won in a disgraceful manner and they've forever lost my respect and that of millions!....... Ramos did not win last night, instead he made Madrid lose.... I can bet u that real Madrid is finished!..

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Sports / Re: The Message Sergio Ramos Sent To Salah That Has Got People Talking (pics) by userplainly(m): 1:28pm On May 27, 2018
tolexy007:
and nobody is talking about Cavarjal injury? is he not important too?....Get well soon Cavarjal

Typical Acting! just to derail everyone from the obvious fact that Ramos intentionally broke Salahs arm!...... it was stupid, pulled him from the ball and still had to drag him down landing his weight on the arm..... I just hate Ramos for life.... check instagram, Ramos is the most hated player right now! his page is flooding with insult from every corner of the world

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