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Celebrities / Re: Uriel Oputa Wanted To Look Like Beyonce To The Headies - See Results (pictures) by userplainly(m): 10:30pm On May 06, 2018 |
emelda86: lol!.... lamest comeback ever!... ur life blike one of Buhari's failed Promises!! |
Celebrities / Re: Uriel Oputa Wanted To Look Like Beyonce To The Headies - See Results (pictures) by userplainly(m): 9:46pm On May 06, 2018 |
emelda86:so your "H" factor is "Haffeting" your keyboard too?..... U BE KING! |
Celebrities / Re: Uriel Oputa Wanted To Look Like Beyonce To The Headies - See Results (pictures) by userplainly(m): 9:46pm On May 06, 2018 |
emelda86:so your "H" factor is "Haffeting" your keyboard too?..... U BE KING! |
Pets / Re: Help! Ruggedman Is Dying!! :-( by userplainly(m): 9:31pm On May 06, 2018 |
bring it here! my mom's neighbor eats dog almost everyday! I wonder where he gts them!.... my mom has been begging cos I wanted to confront him! that's cruel the way he kills them with big 2/4 wood!.... killed another one this afternoon!... bring your Dog so he can end the misero of the poor beast! 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid (2 - 2) On 6th May 2018 by userplainly(m): 9:24pm On May 06, 2018 |
Iwant2knowGod: GENIUS! ... guy we gats put head together once once!.. how u take predict d scoreline!? |
Celebrities / Re: Uriel Oputa Wanted To Look Like Beyonce To The Headies - See Results (pictures) by userplainly(m): 9:16pm On May 06, 2018 |
Beyonce = fresh beach palm Uriel = old coconut seed! 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Funnybone: After Interacting With Chimamanda, I Understood Feminism Better by userplainly(m): 9:04pm On May 06, 2018 |
AlexSwain: Meaning the guy's daughter cannot surpass Adichie? Africans n stupidity!. records r meant to be broken! ..same thinking that makes Nigerian celebrities reply with insults and words like "you'll never reach my level or send your account I can see you are suffering".. without the people where would Adichie or any Nigerian celeb be?....... Plus for someone portraying the African woman she's 100% wrong! Africans are cultured not like those selfish pigskins, divorce loving creeps!... She's married to a whiteman and she's living in the US! yet she's celebrating the African woman! ....... 2 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Funnybone: After Interacting With Chimamanda, I Understood Feminism Better by userplainly(m): 8:56pm On May 06, 2018 |
Adichie is a scam! a phoney!..... you preach feminism and African Igbo culture yet you married to a whiteman n you living in the US!...your kids will never know our culture!.... you brainwash African n black women 4 Likes 1 Share |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid (2 - 2) On 6th May 2018 by userplainly(m): 8:50pm On May 06, 2018 |
Tstv dey show the match?? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid (2 - 2) On 6th May 2018 by userplainly(m): 8:43pm On May 06, 2018 |
TSOM:oga na barca b KING of 12th player!.... remember Arsenal?, Chelsea? Real? Juve? Ac Milan? Athletico......and Arsenal again!.... if you can beat Barca you'll get a RED for tackling MESSI.....made me hate him cos football is a contact sport! you must tackle somebody!........ Barca fans are so forgetful, how barca stayed dominant for almost 5years straight! if not more!... 1 Like |
Education / Re: Meet Chinedu Mitchel, The Shortest Man In ABSU Who Anchors 'Personality Checks' by userplainly(m): 6:28pm On May 06, 2018 |
Which kyn tin b all dis na |
TV/Movies / Re: List 3 Of Your Favourite TV Stations by userplainly(m): 4:31pm On May 06, 2018 |
NageoWild AfricanMagic Ent Irokotv ......... Supersport, Mnet n Soundcity |
Politics / Re: Yakubu Dogara Pictured In His Farm by userplainly(m): 3:31pm On May 06, 2018 |
Judolisco: noh mind them! big men that employ workers!... if you are living in a rented apartment don't think about farming or poverty will just kill you! |
Nairaland / General / Re: Giraffe Headbutts And Sent A Film-maker Flying 16ft Through The Air ,killing Him by userplainly(m): 2:51pm On May 06, 2018 |
sapeleboi: Some people weh noh dey travel still feel say na only Giant Rat( rabbit) and grasscutter dey our forest! 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: Giraffe Headbutts And Sent A Film-maker Flying 16ft Through The Air ,killing Him by userplainly(m): 2:36pm On May 06, 2018 |
sapeleboi:Guy ati deh kill Gorilla for sapele last year? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Giraffe Headbutts And Sent A Film-maker Flying 16ft Through The Air ,killing Him by userplainly(m): 2:31pm On May 06, 2018 |
adedehinbo:Oga there are also green turtles, whales n shark in the south lagoons!.... my Bros has so many videos, he works offshore!.... YOU NEED TO DO YOUR RESEARCH AND GET EDUCATION ABOUT WHAT LIVES IN YOUR ENVIRONMENT! Nigerian Biologist end up as teachers or lecturers!..... none is practicing the real thing ....none can enter a forest with a video camera to document what lives in our jungles, waters and savannas....... 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: Giraffe Headbutts And Sent A Film-maker Flying 16ft Through The Air ,killing Him by userplainly(m): 2:25pm On May 06, 2018 |
adedehinbo:oga I shake my head for u!.. so because Nageo_wild don't come to Nigeria u think all our animals av vanished!.... so the bushmeat u see hanging on the road r from Sudan abi? we don't hunt anymore! and talk of research? I grew up on these things! my dad taught me everything so I know my environment, from early age ye forced me to like National geographic (bfo cable came out)..... he was the pipeline security head officer at NNPC n he still knows how to hunt!..... I soft like today bread but I can fish n hunt!....... Baboons r still a menace in the north! last year me n him drove to buy dead ones at lokoja.. said they were killed probably from far north! also bought dead hare ( looks like Bunny rabbit but long legs and brownish) .... 2 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Giraffe Headbutts And Sent A Film-maker Flying 16ft Through The Air ,killing Him by userplainly(m): 2:07pm On May 06, 2018 |
adedehinbo: first of Lions, antelopes, leopards, hyenas and wild dogs can be found mostly in the north, west and south west like Edo! wild dogs, crocodiles, civet, hippos can be found in the South south! Topis and Okapis can be found in the east and Northern Nigeria also waterbucks!.... waterbucks n large deers can be found in South south, west and east!.. Ostrich can only be found in the North! .... hedgehog, hares can be found in Lokoja ( north).... Python r everywhere especially reticulated but rock Python r found in the west and north!... elephants west! north n some few south ( to my knowledge).. like is said earlier River Otters can be found in Edo state! hippos can also be found in the north same as Nile crocodiles!.. dolphins n manatees can be found in the South south ( pH) ( warri) west ( Lagos) even jelly fish!.... so guy I can't name all but the ones I know are enough!... we don't have animal protection or care! I forgot to mention foxes! lemurs ( I swear they killed on at mercy land site) the white man said lemurs can be found only in Madagascar but wen I heard stories about the ones living at mammy forest warri I was pissed! shocked n happy!.... don't forgt we have gorillas! ( south) Baboons ( north, west) porcupine.......... mongoose! ( killed on self in warri) chased another species at Abraka ( wen I was still in sch) 3 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Giraffe Headbutts And Sent A Film-maker Flying 16ft Through The Air ,killing Him by userplainly(m): 1:26pm On May 06, 2018 |
adedehinbo: Do u feel Giraffes r not in Nigeria?.. U need to travel n explore!.. we have zebras, wilderbeast, elephant, lions, hippos n all other animals u can find in africa plus gorillas .... we even our own red face Mandarin ( baboons) found no where else in the world!.... I bliv there are so many animals in Nigeria that the world don't know about!..... guess what, we have a river Otter! Edo people call it water dog! if Nigeria have a working govt like Kenya or South Africa then our so_called forest reserve will be flooding with tourist and wild animals!.... 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: DJ Sose And Olamide's Traditional And White Wedding Photos by userplainly(m): 10:35pm On May 05, 2018 |
oshe11:he covered it with make up! the tattoo is real! |
Celebrities / Re: DJ Sose And Olamide's Traditional And White Wedding Photos by userplainly(m): 10:35pm On May 05, 2018 |
oshe11:he covered it with make up! the tattoo is real! 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Steals Shoes From His Chinese Business Partner In Lagos (Photo) by userplainly(m): 5:27pm On May 05, 2018 |
Sagay212: you buy in bulk so it won't matter much! plus if you buy a product at 4k n sell 6k, dat very reasonable! ..... but you buy product 4k n sell 11/ 12k ....that's pure greed! |
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Steals Shoes From His Chinese Business Partner In Lagos (Photo) by userplainly(m): 11:46am On May 05, 2018 |
Sagay212:that's greed n extortion ..... yet u expect others to sell their goods ( especially food stuffs) at a reasonable price .... don't blame buhari or politicians for anything cos greed will not let ibo people help grow Nigeria 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Meet MC Warriboy, Unizik Finest Comedian (Photos) by userplainly(m): 10:57am On May 05, 2018 |
Na ibo boy claiming warrior na better warri boy cos we have Ibo_made everything nowadays! 1 Like |
Education / Re: Why You Shouldn't Squat In A Hostel by userplainly(m): 10:50am On May 05, 2018 |
PlsBanMe: See you! a man that pretends to be ur frend n hate will never change! no matter how you try to make ur frndship work! I'm talking from experience! My sec sch paddy from SS1 2004, later roomie in uni almost got me kill few months ago!... when i enter uni he was in 200L, me I just switched fromm AAU to Delsu! .... oga squatted me for sometime but I regretted cos he made sure I was a ruin, we quarreled almost all d time! he's friends always accuse me of one tin or the other, wen I moved out he came to beg me, me fool agreed! can't say all the many tins dat happened in sch!...fast forward nw we've been tru for 3 years now! I went my own way living in PH but my Hustle was shaky! we talk little on fb cos he was n GH... den he came back, begging me to come to warri dat he'll help me wit wats stopping me in my work... I said OK.. came back broke n dis nigga use my eye see sumtin! I noticed every of our frnds don't like me! no matter how I try to please them! made some money n das wen I got poisoned! I was lucky to run away from him dis time .... so who wan kill u go kill u! no matter the appeasement 3 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Steals Shoes From His Chinese Business Partner In Lagos (Photo) by userplainly(m): 10:33am On May 05, 2018 |
KingsleyCEO: I swear!.... they'll buy shoe for 5k and sell it 12k.. 2 Likes |
Business / Re: FBN, Zenith, 2 Others Appointed Settlement Banks for Naira/RMB Currency swap by userplainly(m): 7:45pm On May 04, 2018 |
asuustrike2009: Oga they are not!.... even their war machinery cannot match the west! they can equip it with everything but when it comes down to durability and power!... give it to the west!...I saw I naval video although it was a simulation, Japanese and American military were analyzing that one American battleship can beat four Chinese battleship at the same time in open waters! |
Crime / Re: Nigerian Yahoo Boys Make Millions From Corporate Email Accounts (Photo) by userplainly(m): 11:45am On May 04, 2018 |
5thElement: Minus the ritualistic ones! G has been our way of saving the black race especially Nigeria because the whiteman n our greedy govt will never let u succeed in life!... imagine ur father was a civil servant living on rented apartment till he retires ( the fathers with jobs o) then because of his children's welfare and family he has no real savings, he's broke! you graduate (das if u don't dropout or even got admission), hustle on building sites for years until started working on stupid job just to eat! ur bro is a petty welder!.... ur gf is living wit u and u guys av a baby!.................. oga, I'm jus painting the life our govt planned for the youths!.... that's why some people after much suffering relocate to the village, start farming n living in poverty, yet the father graduated with second class!.......... Politicians want the youths to remain jobless! so during campaign they will know who to pay as thugs and aids! imagine during 2015 they gave people 1 can malt, small salt or 1k to vote........ guy u av no case against Yahoo boys! ur problem is u don't know who will teach u....... 4 Likes |
Crime / Re: Nigerian Yahoo Boys Make Millions From Corporate Email Accounts (Photo) by userplainly(m): 10:35am On May 04, 2018 |
5thElement:all the jobs u mentioned pays how much oga?.... how much is the cost of house rent?.. so it's ur 15k monthly salary that is not even guaranteed that u want to start a family wit?? is the same money that u hope to start your dream business? n still take care or ur siblings sometimes use sense talk?.... life in Nigeria is not rice n beans unless u want to die in abstract poverty while u hunchback for years dey hope oga fit favour u!... |
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji And Uti Nwachukwu: Caption Photo by userplainly(m): 9:24am On May 04, 2018 |
Siruti: you see wat Rochas is doing with Nina?
Linda: imagine, In front of his wife sef! that girl ehhn |
Business / Re: FBN, Zenith, 2 Others Appointed Settlement Banks for Naira/RMB Currency swap by userplainly(m): 8:34am On May 04, 2018 |
Acjohn: we are our own problem! wen the goods arrive Nigeria, Nigerians will still increase the price to gain maximum profit!.... plus China produced goods are not durable! not one!.... from clothes to bags n shoes! Koreans are far better 6 Likes 1 Share |
Food / Re: Cameroonian Lady Disses Nigerian Food On Twitter, Nigerians Respond by userplainly(m): 7:42am On May 04, 2018 |
soberdrunk: where are u from?....cos we av soooo many food options here o!...rice n garri ke? lemme start calling names of food! r never chop do morning.. |
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