ogunsj:
and this is giving you orgasm, boasting about it, yet you complain about how bad Nigeria is. pity you.

They all stole money even all the present politicians but this is 2018 and governors are still commissioning Transformers! Governors are still commissioning renovated primary school! Buhari commissioning small overhead bridge in Bauchi!... OK if EFCC arrest her and seize all her property! shuts down the oil rigs and lock it up.. they'll be rendering hundreds of Nigerians from different ethnic background jobless!.... do you think WITCH hunting is what Nigerians need? to announced that one politician stole N40 billion and yet he'll never be jailed!........ do you think Tinubu and Fashola are saints? they stole too but Ambode is focused on developing Lagos than chasing past govt!.......

ibotic:


The difference is that only a dunce like you would deny the fact that a lot of Africans do live in huts...

sense is easy to acquire!.... just ask God like Solomon did!

ibotic:


Ipob dunce spotted....

So Urhobo na Ipob too .... chai.... wats the difference between ur thinking and those black Americans who think Africa is a big forest and Africans live in hut

Throwback:
A lazy Patience Jonathan with so much wealth without any known industry, while hard working youths only have crumbs to jostle over.

see fool! she has one of the biggest oil drilling rig in Africa.. if not the world sef! she owns four!...... I de warri..I gt person weh dey work there! ..those other Hausa polithieftians r jus jealous!....

Coldfeets:
I am a perfectionist.

Let me explain to you some of the things you may never understand about perfectionists.

They are too serious?
That’s a fat lie.

I am only serious when the situation/occasion calls for it.

But on a second thought, why would you like to come to any meeting late and blame it on African time? Or why would you like to waste another person’s time and think it’s okay?

What a perfectionist needs is someone who is very good with time management.


They are loners?
You are right on this.

I am a loner by choice.

This is why.

Most people are so full of _shit. They have nothing interesting to talk about. They are more interested in petty gossips, what one star said or did the other day, BBNaija, who is _fucking who, or yakking about their drab lives.

Who has time to be listening to all those stupid talk?

If you want to have a meaningful discussion, then come around with facts so that we can talk about business startups, technology trends, conspiracy theories, literature, current affairs… and so much more!

Can you do that for me?

No.

Okay, stay in your own lane.

And yes, my privacy matters a lot to me.

You are not supposed to know what you are not supposed to know.


They are less romantic?
You are right on this.

I’ve got no time for petty petty romance.

I have no time for female drama too.

I have no time for petting women.

I have no time to listen to stories I consider too drab.

I have no time for people who like beating about the bush.

In fact, I only have time for myself… and maybe a little time for you, if and only if, you have something interesting to discuss.

With me, it’s always business before pleasure (or romance)!


They are hot tempered?
Fat lie.

A very big fat lie.

I am so gentle, you won’t even believe I can kill a fly.

I am always in control of my emotions so where will the hot tempered of a thing even come from?

But then, why will you take someone’s thing and then fail to return it or wait for him to ask you for it before you will remember you have to return it?

Is that not a clear sign of foolishness, carelessness and even wickedness on your own part?


They are usually stingy?
I am not stingy.

It’s just that you will have to merit anything I give you.

If you are looking for a Father Christmas, then wait until Christmas period, you’ll definitely see so many of them in their white long beards and red attire.


They are less creative?
Seriously?

Please don’t make me laugh.

Just go to sleep.

You don’t even know what being creative is all about.

Do you have any idea the amount of creative thinking I do on daily basis?

You think being creative is all about re-arranging your rooms and re-painting your walls?

Please, please, please, don't just make me laugh, okay?


They battle obsession?
Everyone battles with some form of obsession.


They hardly get wealthy?
Bull_shit.

All the while I am on my own, what do you think I am doing.

Of course, I am constantly thinking, reevaluating and strategizing on so many business ideas going on in my head.

One day with me, and I will give so many wealth creating ideas you may have never even considered in your entire life!

With me; it’s always about business and never about jobs.

So what other risks are you even talking about?

Bet9ja

Coldfeets:
I am a perfectionist.

Let me explain to you some of the things you may never understand about perfectionists.

They are too serious?
That’s a fat lie.

I am only serious when the situation/occasion calls for it.

But on a second thought, why would you like to come to any meeting late and blame it on African time? Or why would you like to waste another person’s time and think it’s okay?

What a perfectionist needs is someone who is very good with time management.


They are loners?
You are right on this.

I am a loner by choice.

This is why.

Most people are so full of _shit. They have nothing interesting to talk about. They are more interested in petty gossips, what one star said or did the other day, BBNaija, who is _fucking who, or yakking about their drab lives.

Who has time to be listening to all those stupid talk?

If you want to have a meaningful discussion, then come around with facts so that we can talk about business startups, technology trends, conspiracy theories, literature, current affairs… and so much more!

Can you do that for me?

No.

Okay, stay in your own lane.

And yes, my privacy matters a lot to me.

You are not supposed to know what you are not supposed to know.


They are less romantic?
You are right on this.

I’ve got no time for petty petty romance.

I have no time for female drama too.

I have no time for petting women.

I have no time to listen to stories I consider too drab.

I have no time for people who like beating about the bush.

In fact, I only have time for myself… and maybe a little time for you, if and only if, you have something interesting to discuss.

With me, it’s always business before pleasure (or romance)!


They are hot tempered?
Fat lie.

A very big fat lie.

I am so gentle, you won’t even believe I can kill a fly.

I am always in control of my emotions so where will the hot tempered of a thing even come from?

But then, why will you take someone’s thing and then fail to return it or wait for him to ask you for it before you will remember you have to return it?

Is that not a clear sign of foolishness, carelessness and even wickedness on your own part?


They are usually stingy?
I am not stingy.

It’s just that you will have to merit anything I give you.

If you are looking for a Father Christmas, then wait until Christmas period, you’ll definitely see so many of them in their white long beards and red attire.


They are less creative?
Seriously?

Please don’t make me laugh.

Just go to sleep.

You don’t even know what being creative is all about.

Do you have any idea the amount of creative thinking I do on daily basis?

You think being creative is all about re-arranging your rooms and re-painting your walls?

Please, please, please, don't just make me laugh, okay?


They battle obsession?
Everyone battles with some form of obsession.


They hardly get wealthy?
Bull_shit.

All the while I am on my own, what do you think I am doing.

Of course, I am constantly thinking, reevaluating and strategizing on so many business ideas going on in my head.

One day with me, and I will give so many wealth creating ideas you may have never even considered in your entire life!

With me; it’s always about business and never about jobs.

So what other risks are you even talking about?

Bet9ja

fairfora:
Who caused you all the misfortune bro? Blame your selfish leaders who refused to educate your restive youths for the backwardness your region is facing now . Before the advent of oil, Yorubas had been resilient and self-sustaining. We had cocoa and cola nuts and our leaders used the proceeds so well. Many infrastructure were built, including universities. You said we had beaches right? what happened to all your beaches? my friend who works for chevron said he once sighted a white shark in the deep sea in bayelsa where they operated. Bayelsa and delta have the most fertile land for the growth of rice. What use have you put this into? When our leaders were busy offering us free education , subsidizing it with the proceeds realised from cocoa and cola nuts, your leaders said education cannot be free and your youths were badly affected. Lagos was not the first capital in Nigeria. Why did Lokoja, the seat of Lord Lugard not developed? What about Calabar, one of the seats of colonialists and the capital of Nigeria at a time? You may say the federal government developed lagos, forgetting that all the ministeries had been relocated to abuja since early 80s and all the workers moved alongside. Al the ministeries are now sold and some are occupied by miscreants who seek shelters in them. Bayelsa is the second largest receiver of the federal allocation in Nigeria after akwa ibom yet the smallest of all states. Sadly, this has not reflected in the lives of the youths by providing employment. I once visited bayelsa and I almost wept. All I could see were young, agile young guys with bottles of kaikai in their hands in a place close to FMC, patronising the prostitutes who lined up along the road, looking for customers. Where are the huge allocations going? Bayelsa as small as it is with such huge allocation cannot pay workers' salary, so sad Our leaders worked hard to develop our region and that's the truth. Chief Lateef Jakanda built the largest estates in Africa in Lagos in his days as governor with the same allocations other states also received at that time while other governors were busy embezzling. I wish Rivers and Delta states were in yotubaland, OMG! We would have turned our region into paradise by now because our leaders are futuristic. Lagos is one of the safest states in the world and thanks to our successive governors who saw the protection of lives and properties are seen as their number one priority. Your south-south governors receive the same security votes, what are they using it for? Lagos IGR was not as much as it is today during the colonial era and when lagos was a seat of power. So, it's not the colonialists or the fed govt that made lagos what it is today as you claimed. Abuja receives much more attention of the federal government in such a shorter time, when compared to what they had spent in developing lagos for their decades of military rule in doddan barracks in Lagos. Lagos still offers free education to pupils regardless of where they are from, till today and medical treatment is free for the children in Lagos hospitals

I nearly wan shout but u said everything av been telling people! I give u thumbs up! I still don't know why we let the north produce rice for us in their dry land! av been to the north! I've seen their rice fame, very dry! they dig ditches and use pumping machines to bring water from the river!..... almost everywhere in warri, ughelli, patani n bayelsa is water logged! swaps n borrow pits!....perfect n easy rice pads but we don't know that! .... n guy our leaders r so wicked n illiterate to see the future!

fairfora:
''
Pointing Lagos as the state with the highest IGR, the state remains steadfast in its number one position in IGR with a total revenue generation of N333 billion compared to FAA of N201 billion which translate to 165 per cent in the twelve months of 2017''


I am not surprised, quoting the OP from the above. Make I recite Lagos' lullaby small ....Lasgidi, the city of hope, the cosmopolitan city I rep wella, the 4th largest economy in Africa, wey beat many country in Africa in economic ratings. Lasgidi, Ilu ogbon, where everybody stands the chance of becoming somebody, Lasgidi I greet you, a city where a non-indigene would come and live in, bringing only a shirt and a Ghana must go bag and the same would leave, having millions in his pocket and becoming the bread winner of of his family. Lasgidi, a country in a country. Lasgidi, kare ooooooooo

the colonial masters started the whole Lagos stuff cos of the beaches! later it was the state capital with a major sea port!... then Yorubas as one of the major ( second major) enthic dictators decided to frustrate other state with sea port too...... Delta state has oil, we have an abandoned sea port!... the ocean is very close to us but govt marked it as no go area! our refinery don't function! our gas is jus starting to come back to life! our Delta glass is fighting for its life!... warri breweries has been shut down years ago!......... yet we still finding alternative to pursue Lagos!......... WARRI deserve all the Accolades not Lagos!.... cos without a functioning govt we still moving forward

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have you been to delta bfo? junkie! do you think we depend on the oil to survive?. DELTA STATE IS SO DIVERSIFIED it sometimes feels like a small country, we have five major cities with warri being the biggest and more developed.. oga travel n research bfo u talk! our oil feed most states in the north, east and west!.. yet u open ur shovel teeth dey talk rubbish!

BetaThings:


Including asking Asari to threaten war if Jonathan is not allowed to do a second term
We know about Jonathan Defeat Avengers

Then after Jonathan lost wat happened? an killing or mayhem?...... U BETTER REPLY ME

Prickward Snodgrass mee pappastapolus Ogume emyiok Pint Buhari Uduaghan Rochas cockoroacha

Prickward Snodgrass mee pappastapolus Ogume emyiok Pint Buhari Uduaghan Rochas cockoroacha

seguno2:
The northerners are politically smarter than their more educated southern fellow citizens.
Always scheming us into scoring own goals.
What a pity.
Will we ever get it right?

That's becos we doing everything to avoid war n massacre but the northerners are preparing for it! they want it and even when we avoid them they still instigate the killings and mayhem..

she n daughter chat in whatsapp! .. not even important chat n it made Headlines.... I shame

Purewatermeji:
When GEJ provoked Muslims by removing the Islamic inscriptions on the centenary notes, did we go to war? When MURIC complained about the favoritism like xmas and new year holidays which Christians enjoy in the country did we go to war? When prof Akintola was pointing out the injustices meted out against Islam, like hijab and Waec time table, did we go to war? I think you Christians need to learn to tolerate like we Muslims.Northern CAN or jerican should know that there is no monopoly of violence. Do not threaten war on peaceful Muslims. Islam is the only unifying and true religion

oga.. can u explain how Islam came to be in Africa if not by killing? how many Northern or western sate willing practice islam ? the Muslim ways r simple.. invade, kill and impose ....after they invade if u don't accept their religion they'll kill you!.......PLEASE TELL ME AM WRONG.....ma school u dis morning!

Deh full Port Harcourt!!!!!!

AnonyNymous:

Lol, he should've mentioned the miscreants if he wanted to. Something told me from the start that that was what he was implying, but his words seemed too vague and the media found it easy to put a very ugly twist on them.

They have these Niger Delta guys in my school, and here's what I learned from one of them:

In his community (I don't know about other communities but I doubt they'll neglect them), they call 3,000 SS3 students to write an exam. The best 50 get sponsored abroad, and the rest that PASSED get placed in any private university of their choice. This isn't an "I heard" or "they told me" story. These are people I SEE in my school. They each receive alerts of N70,000 per month for their personal upkeep and the moment they're admitted into the school they also get a laptop. They also hold meetings for them regularly for them to voice their complaints and some can push to get transferred to another private university if they don't like the one their in. Their accommodation is also usually done specially, its like the school specifically reserves bedspaces for them. I'm speaking as a student from Afe Babalola University, I don't know how it's done in other private schools

Why then, would I not believe that the rest who are making noise in the Niger Delta are uneducated, lazy miscreants who don't want to make their lives better? On my floor when I was in 100L, there's a guy who was rumoured to be a former militant but he dropped his guns when this program started. He was a huge guy that usually settled hostel fights, lol.

Though I concede that this program started before Buhari, (not sure exactly when) he has continued it diligently. If others were afraid to speak out about the rest of the lazy ones, President Buhari isn't.

lemme cut u short oga! I'm from Niger Delta! I'm isoko, born n raised in warri! ......... oga na those with connection n power dey get such favour! ... we have oil in our family land but na one uncle that I don't know dey flex d govt allocation! wen some youth for my village protest na bullet answer them!. I know plenty guys that will say they have oil in their community but don't expect or gt anything from govt! ..... I know plenty Ijaw, urhobo n isoko boys weh dey press jus to make am.... abi ma talk about keke drivers?....... if ur uncle or father is not a chief or a tyrant then no hope of oil advantage! NNPC don't employ SS graduates " we doh apply tire!, Chevron n shell too! NNPC/PPMC warri is ruled by Hausa, yoruba n IBOs... .. I noh doubt ur story but na very few and ONLY IJAWS get such privilege...........NA ONLY IJAW PEOPLE GET OIL? .... jus because dey are they ones that pickup arms to fight !......

How many months she plan to carry the hair? cos average na 1 month + ..... if headburn na 3 months but since her hair is 40million, how many years she go carry this one for head?

Blackfreedom:
If dem trowey '' That skirt '' for water, e go cash shark, wale or big fish dem


Nice outfit.

c
na so! Yoruba pipo!... WALE na fish name? abi na the marine spirit for ur village name be dat?

Anybody remember BOLT HANDLER? or SNAPTU?

ChykeBivins:

Did you read the conversation at all? I give up you..If u dont understand ask someone to explain to u nau.

Noh mind the BIG FOOL!.... the girl was obviously disturbing n harassing Okon, BT he was clever enough not to fall for her schemes! if he had done anything wit her she would've post it to gain fame n blackmail him for money too!....

Olalan:
One thing is established, the guy isn't faithful to his wife

U BEE FOOL!.... HE WAS CLEARLY PLAYING WIT HER AS SHE WAS THE ONE DISTURBING HIM! WEN SHE REALIZED IT SHE STARTED INSULTING HIM!..... ... I swear u noh get sense! jumping to conclusion jus to spoil person good name!.. Camel

Thegeneralqueen:
Ugly guy spotted

madam men r never ugly! ...yes very fine ones dey but if u gt money everybody go love n adore u... bfo u know it u'll be very handsome

Adebowale89:



I rather not. can't risk my physical health in the name of emotional contention

so geh must baff fest before u suck bress? I jus dey shake head dey look u! na people like u dey hide shew dirty under age.. cos if u doh really see better clean babe u no go even wan know weda she doh baff, u go wan eat her everything right there! so oga quiet wen boys dey talk about gehs!

Adebowale89:




what's matured in drinking nonsense juicy? I don't allow lady to give me as well. before I go suck bweast sef u must bath in my presence

U NEVA READY!!

Abjay97:
Were you there to verify if the wine was alcoholic?

all wines were alcoholic bfo! tis civilization dat made the difference... same way there's now low sugar coke or malt!!!... abi u tee say Eva wine noh go high u if e ferment?? watch game of thrones ( u hear anything like fruit juice or non alcoholic wine)... ?

Firefire:
Fraudulent Minister of darkness.


Where is the promised 24 Hours stable power supply, is it now a rocket science?

oga we have it here in warri!...... not everywhere have it but many part of warri have .... nai I dey use now! 24/7.. mo give fashola credit!.... my mum side never experience power failure for 2 years now! I fit sidan do video for u.....jus video light for hours if u want proof

BUHARIISCURSED:
Is fashola now officially mad?

oga deh never take my mum light for 1 year plus now! if u tik say na lie.. I go sidan video am for hours! ..... na only wen some wires cast nai light go for a month but after repairs e noh dey shake..... I'm in warri! .... many parts of warri have uninterrupted power now.... I swear!...

will that stop anyone from using Vaseline here? cos I have decamped from player to Vaseline crew!

As long as it's Nigerian Police that died! I'm happy!... don't judge me cos wat they r doing here is worst than armed robbers! If u look good they stop u, take ur phone, take uur wallet! if it's an expensive phone they'll ask "where do you work?" wen u tell them u r struggling like normal nigerian citizen den problem! "How did you gt this phone?".... " come this side".... ( check ur wallet, sees 2k, id card and condom) " what are you doing with condom"? ( mind you I'm almost 30 years of age o) .... wen u mistake protest ( slap!) ( hit ur face with dia gun) "you be fraudster!"...... in the end " how much u go settle or make we reach station"?........ if u mistake go station den " Arrest this man! he's a criminal! ..den fit put gun for ur hand sef........... that's best case scenario.. worst case like my guy...they broke all his bones n left him on the road! just cos he refused to agree that he's a Yahoo boy!...... so if Fulani men can kill them ..LET THEM KILL EVERY ONE OF THEM!

AmiciLord:
Remove Delta from that list.

come warri weda intimidation no go kill u or ma enter ur zone..r pray may ur babe noh run folo me... .. plus my warri doings join... guy ur people noh stand a chance no matter where u come from!

greatbuc:
so your certificate can buy those right? Everything has a price. You paid for that knowledge and your brain is what holds that knowledge not a piece of paper proof.

U R VERY SMART!... nfact! u be man!

Greatzeus:
All of you saying you would sell your certificates,i dont blame you, i blame the fact that you have worked so hard to obtain the certificate,yet most are still working hard daily in search for job to use the certificate,i blame our leaders. But the truth is a certificate will always be there,while N100m will finish,even if you use it for business and succeed,it will never open some doors for you.

oga! quiet! it's a blessing! 3 million I doh obtain another more better one in 4 years ....plus I'll live like white this time ..even owing the hostel I stay.... so quiet ....ur comment noh geh value