if she brings her friends along for shopping

My grandma is 89, can she register for ur tutorials
Stupid child molester

just let them be, it is better than raising up bastards under your roof_{calling you dad}

i feel you are bleeping boring and not making any sense at all.
Your hibbie jibbies makes me wonder how bad ur sense of humour is

If all assholes could fly, Nairaland will be a freaking airport.

* My Parents
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* Mike Murdock, founder, the Wisdom centre.

ifyalways:

@topic,i don't have

_{*clears throat and smile*}

PERVERT9:

isola abi na wetin be your name,you go kill person for here o

no be my fault, na ya guy dey f*ck up!

choco4life:

^{*shakes his head in disagreement*}That was so not from you!_{No man can happily live with two wives in this age}

person wey get one sef dey pray for breakthrough

probably i need to go and work harder so i can make more money and buy you a more expensive easter gift.
May be you will let go of lloyd by then

Lloyd is not so hot, but he is ok
I hope u walk into him soon

it's ok.
are u trying to say that if someone more charming than the bobo applies, he might get your consideration?

morenike09:

hisss. . lol. . dnt panic oh. . i dnt want your man. . keep him

i am male, what do i want to do with a man, dont be ridiculous

infact, she fit send sms, the guy number dey there

definitely, it must be

morenike, dont be shy

Poster, i think u just got urself a pal
Ask for her number, maybe she has copied urs already.
Accept my congratulations

lol

Intersting movie title

y u no carry shovel and rake make u clean the refuse dump wey dey the front of ya house instead of whiling away your life been desperately in need of phone pal

pervert abeg, advice the guy wella,
Make man begin dey do amebo while in mate dey make money.

shooo,
Make becky no go die of heart attack o!

@poster, if you r yoruba as u claim to be, then, u r a disgrace to urself & the entire Yoruba race.

I think the tribal chauvinism on Nairaland is already at its peak.
This crazy sons of Bit**es that come here and always find faults with tribes should just do us all a favour and jump off the bridge, drown urself. Spend ur time and invest on more productive things rather than doing busybody and finding fault with Yoruba people.
Stupid male gossips. Olosi Eda

Mr. Turkey:

<sup>on behalf of ituen, let me make a clarification. the reason that you were told what you were told was due to the fact that while you had wanted to excoriate the life out of the hapless specimen of highly evolved reptile, someone else was already calculating how to plot the algorithms and making permutations as to the exact spot to aim for, thus the advice "aim well", just think of the immense possibilities that could arise from the successful carrying out of that advice if actually the aim hits the bulls eye (or rather the vagina's eye)

it does have a literal eye you know</sup>

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It means i understand.

sure, he has flows,

ituen:

make sure u aim well

ituen, u asked him to aim well when u asked me not to kill the lizard. why?