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@reloaded, that madman escaped again today, a few people joined to chain him up but seun eventually deleted the topic

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@reloaded, what's up?

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heronija:
do you think, you're addressing a Better Life for Rural Men/Women gathering in the village.

lmao

almondjoy:
The same reason good boys fall in love with bad girls.  Opposites attract for wilder, neutral science!

There is really no good guy, instead we have wild ladies searching for NAIVE guys

Yes, they prefer the lies. It's so perfect to them.
That is why everyman with a beautiful young woman to call is own is a professional liar.

cabali:
because them no dey hear word!!!!!

Na wetin baboon dey chop dey kill am. Baboon forget say na smth wey sweet dey kill person

It's nice, i like it

Lmao
Wahala round 2

Nice one, they r beautifully stupid

gunpoint:
Wrong goat!!!
Knotty's goat has bin eaten, i saw d eaters at work!!!
Any way, who da fook is that practicin goeetomy??
Please dnt tel me its iteun again??

If that is not knotty's goat, this is another stolen goat, i advise goat herders to take roll calll of their flock to check for missing animals.
As for who that is and what they are practising, My mouth no fit talk wetin my eyes see
I was told witnessing a crime is 7 years.

Knotty,
behold your goat

ah!
Liar!

Actually, this information might be of use,
I saw a goat with close resemblance to yours having morning drills with choco4life about 3 days ago.
I asked for the goat's proof of ownership and he said he was coming, i never heard from him since then.
I would have called law enforcement if i had known it was stolen,
Choco, return the ewu

aisha2:
I have to stop visiting Nairaland to aviod sack oh

I was also wondering why?

@foster cat
The problem wey u get never get solution, u don begin dey find another wahala
I tire o!

GRANDMA'S LETTER OF LOVE

Dear Friend,
The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk If You Love Jesus" bumper sticker.

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance,
followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection,
just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed!
I found that LOTS of people love Jesus!

While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed,
"For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!"What an exuberant cheerleader he was forJesus!
Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people.
I even honked my horn a few timesto share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a "sunny beach",
I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing, he was enjoying this religious experience, too!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.

So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.


Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

Love,
Grandma

Abeg, Make uan forgive the guy na, im no sabi say nairalanders get forensic scientist.
About his grammar, English was never his mother's tongue.
I am sure he is also not happy with his grammar.

@dokpesi
Guy, how far, u too mess up, shaiiiii
Wetin u dey do for uk when nigerian army dey there.
Na end-time nursery school u attend?
Thanks for the motivational talk. Fela Durotoye preaches the same Gospel (but his grammar is impeccable)
Try brighter grammar 1,2 &3

Ramsey irritates me,
he plays syupid roles like jumping off bridges and commiting suicide. I avoid his movies like a plague.
Desmond is the man

That is my expensive hobby
Udeme for life

Probably just to practise what he was fortunate/unfortunate to experience when he was growing up.
Shit happens

@ Foster cat
God talk am say "ur eyes no go see evil twice"
No be like ur own, the first boobs get stretch marks, the second transformer carry white hair, i fear say the third no go even get hole for there,

By all means, Marry.
If you get a good wife, you will be happy; If you get a bad one, you will become a philosopher.
, Socrates

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife Wanted". The next day he got a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine"

Welcome aboard,
You have just picked up a pen to write a whole different chapter.
May God see you through in Jesus name