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Jokes Etc / Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by Usiola(m): 9:17pm On Mar 05, 2008
Mr. Turkey:

okay, here i am minding my own business and some one would just start harrassing my humble self for no just reason, can't y'all let sleeping turkeys lie? grin
lol
Jokes Etc / Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by Usiola(m): 9:04pm On Mar 05, 2008
Tailors will die of needle pricks
Mr turkey will end up at TFC ( and be buried in my stomach)
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Knows What 69 Means by Usiola(m): 8:39pm On Mar 05, 2008
richo:

lol stop thinking like a turkey the brush is for his teeth and the tissue for his fat ass
What! THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED  grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Marooned: by Usiola(m): 8:33pm On Mar 05, 2008
Welcome to the Lamentations of Jeremiah.
grin grin
Romance / Re: I Am The Luckiest Man On Earth! by Usiola(m): 8:26pm On Mar 05, 2008
yan, yan, yan, yan, yan, yan, yan
Stupid liar, trojan dropper.
na so ya sandoka.com be like "yaba-left-side.com.
No be america wey some people dey stroll go as if dem dey go mall na im u wan die on top. I sure say na u dem go use start slave trade again.
Buy ya own padlock comot lagos cos dem no gre make u chop sugarcane, Bozzoo
Romance / Re: Why Is It Dat Ugly Ladies Like 2 Show. by Usiola(m): 7:03pm On Mar 05, 2008
Monkey no fine, im papa like am grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Ever Wonder? by Usiola(m): 5:25pm On Mar 04, 2008
wetin blues wan do?
stop that thing
Nairaland / General / Re: Ridiculous Names by Usiola(m): 5:19pm On Mar 04, 2008
yemivictor:

Everyone!

OKORIBIDO!!! grin grin grin

And i swear that this is a real name that've heard before!

sure u have
How about Igiodagboshe, ikushika, animashaun, Aja yi(this dog)
I wonder grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Ever Wonder? by Usiola(m): 12:07pm On Mar 04, 2008
lmao grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Ever Wonder? by Usiola(m): 11:50am On Mar 04, 2008
Ayusman, u re not alone, a friend refused to eat the last time the red devils thrashed Arsenal 4-0.
Take heart grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Today's Jokes by Usiola(m): 11:42am On Mar 04, 2008
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Jokes Etc / Re: Ever Wonder? by Usiola(m): 11:35am On Mar 04, 2008
aisha2:

Ayusman, what are u going to do ith a gun? Shot yourself?
beg the guy make him no commit suicide
Jokes Etc / Re: Strange Lizard by Usiola(m): 11:32am On Mar 04, 2008
bros, how far? wetin i do wey reach that one na, u wan mud me?
Jokes Etc / Re: Ever Wonder? by Usiola(m): 11:06am On Mar 04, 2008
*writes "gunners s***" on the road,runs into his ride and zooms off*
Jokes Etc / Re: Strange Lizard by Usiola(m): 11:03am On Mar 04, 2008
rotflmao grin grin grin grin grin

Just trying my new parachute, perfect landing
Jokes Etc / Re: Strange Lizard by Usiola(m): 10:59am On Mar 04, 2008
sensimila, hawaiian good luck sign to you
Jokes Etc / Re: Ever Wonder? by Usiola(m): 10:55am On Mar 04, 2008
sure, man u would win, and it will be my joy if ac thrash arsenal, dem too get mouth
Jokes Etc / Re: Ever Wonder? by Usiola(m): 10:46am On Mar 04, 2008
abeg, wetin man u do?
Jokes Etc / Re: Strange Lizard by Usiola(m): 10:08am On Mar 04, 2008
*thinking of the best rat poison to use on sensimila*
Jokes Etc / Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes by Usiola(m): 10:04am On Mar 04, 2008
very funny grin

Real chinese these time;
Where are you
Lepin to wa grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Strange Lizard by Usiola(m): 10:01am On Mar 04, 2008
@ituen, thanks man
Jokes Etc / Re: Strange Lizard by Usiola(m): 9:54am On Mar 04, 2008
ituen:

usiola,

abeg allow that lizard to achieve its aim

u wouldnt like to be stopped in the heat of things, would u
*takes his pump action back into the room, but hates the freaking lizard*
Jokes Etc / Re: Strange Lizard by Usiola(m): 9:02am On Mar 04, 2008
sensimila:

and usiola joins kronky on his play grin
Picks up his gun and aims for the head of the lizardAny last words to your dear lizard?
Jokes Etc / Re: Strange Lizard by Usiola(m): 8:49am On Mar 04, 2008
ituen:

no picture.

Hmmmm

10 posts already and u have started your 5mins maddness. Abi?
true talk

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