One phone call

sure, if the world would forgive me for giving her a black eye!

This is a good one,

The only thing in life i will not manage/give a second chance to is a woman who flirts.

It's like trying to manage an airplane with faulty engines.

Send her far from you, else, we wont find ur blackbox when u crash

Ujujoan:

See this one . . . next thing now, you'll open one 'my best friend dis-virgined my GF' thread. lol!   

@Uju I love you, I really do, U spoke my mind, every piece of it.

@poster How old r u? u should be reading for ur ssce instead of talking abt gals, Get a life!

Wetin person no go hear for Nairaland

Any professional video marketer should please get across to me for a quick business.

warm regards

Is there any expert in the house who would love to work with me?
He would be required to provide me with the feasibility study containing detailed information indicating the economic desirability, technical feasibility and commercial viability of my desired project.

PM me asap


Must be nigerian.
Should be experienced and belong to a reputable firm.

ThoniaSlim:

Can you Douche bags stop the foolish and baseless generalization!

You got a problem. . .then be Effing specific!

That was harsh!

I could be guilty of the "where are you" question but it is not intended to spy or choke my gal.

However my greatest turn-off is a lady who picks up quarrels or argues!

Distance relationship suxs, dts my "PERSONAL" opinion.

However, you can give it a shot!

Your friend is very GREEDY

o wa leti aso gbogbo yin

Obama

A guy who loves a lady and makes so much noise about it is a sissy, and he is equally idle.
I think a lady likes a man who avoids them a bit (in d name of work or wteva) just to prove they r a "PART" of his life, not the "CENTRE"

I promise, i wont lie.
This is d craziest thread ever!
Tears r rolling down my cheeks due to uncontrollable fits of laughter

Roasting goat with tyre!!!
then Alaanuku, the adopted evil fighting goat.

Una dey craze for here!!!!

Lmao!!!
Pineapples up his ass!!!
Enuff reason to laugh

equlibrium:


> SOMALIAN ECONOMICS:
> You dont even have a goat!

> PDP ECONOMICS:
> You have two cows
> They vote
> Each cow has 500,000 valid votes!

> NIGER-DELTA ECONOMICS:
> You have two cows
> They're white
> They're not yours
> You kidnapped them!

LMAO you no well

If a man nags for a whole year, a womans nagging of 5 minutes would outdo him

Nagging is to women as fuel is to car

Remii:


Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

What a criteria

Sammy107_d:

www.nigeriannews.com can't get any more 'bastardized' but it's still cool enough.

My God!!!!! this "www.nigeriannews.com" is the most AWKWARD website i have seen!
It lacks everything a website needs

This is not only an abuse of colors. Its MURDER!!!!

One of the craziest ever!
Went to d beach with a few friends.
left the beach 12:30am on the 26th after playing footballat the seaside for a longtime and doing many other stupid things.
I got a speeding ticket which we shredded in the presence of the cops.
It was really wild and crazy.

the site does not load properly, seems some of the images were not uploaded,

Another characteristic of a "made in Nigeria" website

Free Webforms (with adverts in the newletters)
Free add-ons.

I can imagine

try out microsoft frontpage or microsft publisher, macromedia dreamweaver is a little advanced and not reccomended for beginners.

Have you ever tried out the internet explorer web developer toolbar?
If not, you need to. It is simply superb as it saves web developers a lot of stress.
the features can be applied to whatever web page is on the main browser window. It troubleshoots layout issues, fine-tune css, analyse the page's DOM and validate your work.

It is also very resourceful for beginners, it's a perfect learning aid.
For professionals, the tool with deliver the code for one element (or more) at a time, the viewer need not be overwhelmed by scanning through pages and pages of code to find that coded sweet spot.

How Will This Help Me?

FILE: The only option here is Undo All, which will disable your selections. Since you can turn on several features at a time, this is a convenient reset device.

FIND: This option allows you to locate a code block by clicking on a particular section of the displayed Web page or by searching for an element by type, class, id, or name.
When I build a Web site, I assign an id to at least each parent element and a class to every element. It is much easier to do this from the start. Doing so, however, leads to many names to keep in mind.

If an element is not behaving as you expect, click on it and check to be sure that the necessary class has been assigned to it. Expand the toolbar to see the particulars about that element.

DISABLE: Straight forward, this option allows to you turn off Script, Popup Blocker, or All CSS.

VIEW: With the View feature, you can analyze source:

DOM by Page
DOM by Element
DOM by Element + Styles
Original (all page source code).
You also can view:

Class and ID Information
Link Paths
Link Report
Tab Indexes
Access Keys
CSS Selector Matches
Source code is formatted with indents and syntax color code for easy review.

When invoked, Viewing Class and Id Information, Link Paths, Tab Indexes, and Access Keys appear as highlighted blocks on the displayed Web page in your browser. You can show one or more at a time; each appears in a different color for easier differentiation. Hover over the highlighted reference point to read the detail in tool tip.

Expand the toolbar area, by dragging the resize bar upward, to see the guts and the glory for things as the DOM information. Reports, such as CSS Selector Matches, will open in a popup window, while Link Report will open in your default Web editor as an XML file. This is useful for sitemap creation.

OUTLINE: The Outline feature is chocked full of troubleshooting goodness, and is one of the go-to features. No more setting an element border in your stylesheet -- only to have to undo -- to debug layout issues. From the Outline menu, select an element to be outlined, and it will be so. Choose from preset menu options or add your own element with a color of your choice. As with other toolbar features, color-coding is used to differentiate the element types, and you can show as many or as few at once as you would like.

The tool is perfect for sorting out DIV issues, and especially useful when working with floated elements that can give you puzzling results. Internet Explorer Developer Toolbar is worth the download just for this handy tool.

IMAGES: This feature tells you everything that you want to know about the images on the viewed page:

Disable Images
Show Image Dimensions
Show Image File Size
Show Image Path
View Alt Text
View Image Report
I find the quick reference of image size particularly convenient.

The Alt Text viewing is a great overview of how well you have incorporated keywords into your alt attributes. You are incorporating keywords in your alt attributes, right?

The View Image Report option generates an XML file listing all the images on the page.

CACHE: The Cache feature is sexier than you might think. It includes the following handy options:

Always Refresh From Server
Clear Browser Cache
Clear Browser Cache For This Domain
Disable Cookies
Disable Session Cookies
Clear Cookies For Domain
View Cookie Information
Love the many options here, especially Always Refresh From Server - the most accurate way to view your revisions. The selective cache clearing gives the developer control over the domain, while leaving other open sites intact.

TOOLS: There are a few options here that warrant a couple more layers of lip balm, namely Show Color Picker and Show Ruler.

So, there you are loitering around Treehugger.com when you realize that their green is exactly the green you want for your new Web site. No worries. Faster than you can pick your nose, you can pick the color (identified by both RGB and hex code values) using the eyedropper. You can even copy it for pasting into your stylesheet or Photoshop color selector.

Show Ruler is a great tool for determining absolute positioning values, for example. Perhaps you have just started laying out your page and you have the masthead in place. You want to position your next element from the top, but how many pixels would you need? Just whip out your Show Ruler option and map the distance. This option has several other components, each of which can be color-coded so that you can easily use them in multiples:

Snap to X/Y Axis
Snap to Element
Hide Tick Marks
Hide Endpoints
The Tools feature also offers browser window Resize with preset values as well as a custom option. Admittedly, this option does not seem to work well. But, hello, Color Picker!

VALIDATE: No surprise what this feature offers. The menu options link off to known validators and include:

HTML, CSS, Feeds, Links, Local HTML, Local CSS, Multiple Validators

It is free from microsoft. Click here to download yours now

iice:

Stay dia! Na today?
Yes some women can do it the man's way. . .screw you blind and walk off after getting her orgasm. . .did you think it was your ring she was after?

u go fear fear

i avoid her and keep silent, before 5am in the morning she will wake me up to apologise for flaring up

@poster, update ur skills, disperse your fears and you will both have fun.
There is really no cause for alarm.