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Health / Re: 16 Amazing Health Benefits Of Cucumber by Usjimy(m): 11:38am On Oct 28, 2016
You forgot to mention the recent popular benefit @op

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Travel / Re: 4 Reasons You Should Never Buy Airtime To Call Your Partner by Usjimy(m): 11:28am On Oct 28, 2016
At the end, buying of airtime is still involved. You just must buy something if you're in a relationship.

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Romance / Re: Guys!! Come In Here, See What You Caused!!! by Usjimy(m): 11:23am On Oct 28, 2016
Kweenesther:




Hahahaha....this guy tho


Seriously the act of that guy isn't tenable in any honest setting. That's why I render any form of assistance I can without looking forward to any payback. It makes it easier to move on in cases like this.
Politics / Re: The Many Atrocity Of The APC Government by Usjimy(m): 10:34am On Oct 28, 2016
The only atrocity they've committed and still committing is LIEING and more LIES
Romance / Re: Guys!! Come In Here, See What You Caused!!! by Usjimy(m): 10:32am On Oct 28, 2016
If I were the girl, I'll cuddle him, speak some sweet nonsense into his ears, make his favourite meal and watch him purge out the kidney with such a lovely smile on my face.
So romantic...
Celebrities / Re: I Don’t Have Sex &will Remain Like That For As Long As I Can Hold It – Actress by Usjimy(m): 10:26am On Oct 28, 2016
'for as long as I can hold it...' she probably ended the waiting immediately after the interview.
Romance / Re: 9 Things Ladies Must Know Before Sleeping With A Married Man. by Usjimy(m): 10:23am On Oct 28, 2016
I honestly don't think there's anything to know before sleeping with a married man other than karma is bi.tch.

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Jokes Etc / Re: 25 English Words That You Wouldn't Believe Were COINED From Igbo Language by Usjimy(m): 10:17am On Oct 28, 2016
@OP, it's obvious you're trying hard to out do Mr. LAI in this field. Only that yours is not yet aired on NTA and hasn't hit the front pages of national papers.
Keep trying...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Land Surveying Job by Usjimy(m): 9:34am On Jun 02, 2016
odutolasodiq:
check one of the thread i opened last week, surveyor needed for immediate employment.
I saw it. That was for an Estate Surveyor. Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / I Need A Land Surveying Job by Usjimy(m): 9:15am On Jun 02, 2016
Greetings everyone.
I'm a graduate of Surveying and Geoinformatics with a second-class upper honors. I am versed with Total stations as well as other Surveying instruments. I can work with softwares such as AutoCAD, surfer and ArcGIS.
I could be reached via email: jayms.ud@gmail.com, or on phone: 08027274849.
Thanks in anticipation.
Politics / Re: Office Of The Former Deputy Governor. by Usjimy(m): 8:51am On Jun 02, 2016
That guy must be power-drunk
Crime / Re: 24 Year Old Teacher Impregnated By Her 13 Year Old Student by Usjimy(m): 8:42am On Jun 02, 2016
A clear example of beauty without brains.
undecided

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Romance / Re: Reasons Why Relying On Signs And Not Consent Before Having Sex Can Be Misleading by Usjimy(m): 11:08pm On Apr 18, 2016
I yaf hear.
Celebrities / Re: Flavour And Phyno In His Retro-Styled Chrysler Prowler Car by Usjimy(m): 6:38pm On Mar 23, 2016
lester02:
Is phyno hiding ?
See this thief and scammer...Employing different moniker to dupe pple of their hard-earned cash in the name of data.
Gerrarahere...shit
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Chijioke Anyacho And His Masterpiece Drawings Using Ball Point Pens. by Usjimy(m): 6:56pm On Mar 08, 2016
Thumps up....biurifu
Phones / Re: Be Careful Of Your Phones And Phone Addiction, See Why by Usjimy(m): 11:00am On Jan 29, 2016
End time addiction sad
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Vs Oshiomole - THE CHURCH (photo) by Usjimy(m): 12:59am On Jan 21, 2016
Obj be like...na him suppose tell me grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Buratai Directs Army Officers To Declare Their Assets Immediately by Usjimy(m): 12:55am On Jan 21, 2016
Make e declare him own first...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Usjimy(m): 8:06am On Jan 19, 2016
Morning everyone...

Today will be amazing.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dear Cynthia, My Ex-gf Father Was My Interviewer. by Usjimy(m): 7:52pm On Jan 13, 2016
OP, you're in for a long thing...

Someday, your sins will be called to remembrance either by the father or daughter.
Romance / Re: Policeman Gets Stuck In Married Woman During Illicit Sex by Usjimy(m): 6:27pm On Dec 24, 2015
End time indeed...

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Politics / Re: Nairaland 2015 state of origin Census(Rep Your State) by Usjimy(m): 6:26pm On Dec 24, 2015
End time job...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ★ Job/vacancies Section Awards 2015 ★ by Usjimy(m): 1:52pm On Dec 24, 2015
Debbie
Family / Re: Is It Okay For A Man To Cry In Front Of His Woman? by Usjimy(m): 12:56pm On Dec 19, 2015
Bia OP, no gender has the monopoly of cry. That's why all eyes have tear gland. Except probably yours is faulty.

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Travel / Re: Lady Narrates Experience Shopping For Peppers In United Kingdom by Usjimy(m): 12:49pm On Dec 19, 2015
Weti pepper dey give sef?
Career / Re: Massive Bank Job Loss Imminent In 2016 by Usjimy(m): 11:07am On Dec 19, 2015
This na popular news especially since the inception of this administration. We are used to it.

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Celebrities / Re: Oge Okoye Flaunts Cleavage & Tattoo In New Photos by Usjimy(m): 11:04am On Dec 19, 2015
They seem unequally yoked...

End time bweast...

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Romance / Re: Wife Of The Bestman Holding A Bride's Butts In The Viral Wedding Pics Speaks by Usjimy(m): 11:19pm On Dec 18, 2015
End time photographer...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: You All Can Check This Out- Internship by Usjimy(m): 10:04am On Dec 18, 2015
Nice one OP

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