The way I dey laff all these Toyota fans ehn...If you know, you know.

My case sha...

I wore oversize to the point that I thought I was a special child cos my size no dey market and tailor no fit sew am. As for shoe, leave am. I dey almost use one roll of tissue paper to pad am. The day the yoke broke na when I begin buy clothes for my self. I was like ahhh...why me

It varies. No be everybody wey be age-mate be sense-mate. I'll advice you wait until you can take responsibility for your every action.

Go ahead and make your order. He is trustworthy. I got my data credited less than a minute after payment confirmation.

princly4all:
Please guys, my younger brother is meant to serve this batch c but he can't find a posting letter on his dash board but he can see his call up number and it's written nysc/FRN/2018/7............

Please what can be done? Thanks

is there nothing like print call up letter showing on his dash board.

How much did you get it done

Lydosas:
Please for the marital folks have your concessional deployment been approved please,?

yes

Baba, you're into the finals already. 2nd leg na walkover. Sure game. Except you dull like PSG

Lucky to be alive with a 'short sleeve' as a reminder.

Lesson from the creeks.

biacan:
So what if you lost yours at 28......what about me wey never loss waiting I go come do

It's either you never reach 13yrs or you're lying

I just have to praise the surgeon for thinking out of the box to save a life despite the setbacks. We all know the popular thing most hospitals will do is to make a referral even when they(doctors, surgeons) know the patient won't survive an extra minute if not attended to.

In Nigeria, the fear of olokpa is the beginning of wisdom.
Run first, if them catch you, you can start explaining. Else, if them catch you for the scene, you go chop unnecessary beating before opportunity to explain if you are the culprit or not.

Dog is tired of sniffing shiit...it wants to eat shiit

Dog don wise up.

How soon?

If the list doesn't include 99% of persons engaged by this current administration, forgerrit mehn, it's just a farce.

By the lines of longitude and latitude passing through their faces...

I thought the wife should be more apprehensive of the situation but rather we have a calm wife enjoying the company of her supposed 'missing' hubby and having a laugh at the ignorance displayed by some bunch of ignoramus.


Quite unfortunate.

Unfortunately, Nigerian politics is all about arguments. Nothing thrilling about it.

If it isn't your turn to steal, be more ready to counter every statement just to remain relevant for the next poll.

Bunch of clowns.

In summary...

You're yet to find suitable replacement for that 'thing'

Moaning...loud/soft depending on the excitement/pain

AutoReportNG:
In Asa's voice.. Welcome to the future...

In D'banj's voice...ooshey...

Shey the Yamaha MOTOROiD Motorcycle uses android engine ni? Cos I am not understanding.

Took quite a while (17yrs) to get them sorted out. It isn't fair oo.

maureen44:
Village people, be following person up and down

Lmao

Any Land Surveying vacancy?

dikeigbo2:








Is this how you passed your exams?

And who is this?

Sire, Scan a copy of your best certificate and place here so we compare.

I blame you not. If mtn hadn't made 50mb available for #100, I wouldn't see your kind.

Btw, your dp is cute

Op, this is what I call all round benefit. Mind, Body and Soul.

madridguy:
PAINED WAILER

CLUELESS zombie

Chill EFCC, that money will more than last her in the hole where she is.

Best scenario, trace her account,

Worst scenario, she used underground osusu instead

Goodluck with the search.

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