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Car Talk / Re: 2014 Honda Accord SE Vs 2014 Toyota Camry SE by Usjimy(m): 8:42pm On Sep 09, 2021
The way I dey laff all these Toyota fans ehn...If you know, you know.
Family / Re: Nigerian Parents And Oversized Cloths | My Own Story by Usjimy(m): 9:35pm On Jul 05, 2021
My case sha...

I wore oversize to the point that I thought I was a special child cos my size no dey market and tailor no fit sew am. As for shoe, leave am. I dey almost use one roll of tissue paper to pad am. The day the yoke broke na when I begin buy clothes for my self. I was like ahhh...why me

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Family / Re: At What Age Should A Child Leave His/Her Parents And Start An Independent Life? by Usjimy(m): 7:08pm On Mar 15, 2019
It varies. No be everybody wey be age-mate be sense-mate. I'll advice you wait until you can take responsibility for your every action.

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Technology Market / Re: SWIFT DATA AND AIRTIME DEALS by Usjimy(m): 1:11pm On Nov 04, 2018
Go ahead and make your order. He is trustworthy. I got my data credited less than a minute after payment confirmation.

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2018 Batch C Corps Members Thread by Usjimy(m): 9:43pm On Oct 20, 2018
princly4all:
Please guys, my younger brother is meant to serve this batch c but he can't find a posting letter on his dash board but he can see his call up number and it's written nysc/FRN/2018/7............

Please what can be done? Thanks
is there nothing like print call up letter showing on his dash board.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2018 Batch C Corps Members Thread by Usjimy(m): 8:42pm On Oct 16, 2018
How much did you get it done
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2018 Batch C Corps Members Thread by Usjimy(m): 8:35pm On Oct 16, 2018
Lydosas:
Please for the marital folks have your concessional deployment been approved please,?
yes
Romance / Re: When A Girl Says "I Don't Want Your Girlfriend To Come And Beat Me" by Usjimy(m): 8:06pm On Feb 20, 2018
Baba, you're into the finals already. 2nd leg na walkover. Sure game. Except you dull like PSG

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Romance / Re: 19 Crazy Things That Go Through A Girl's Head When She Sleeps Over The 1st Time by Usjimy(m): 8:06am On Nov 14, 2017
20 ah, I forgot my make-up kit. Hope he has A.C in the kitchen? I can't afford to sweat

21 I won't sleep face down. My make-up must be intact. He can't see the acne/pimple on my face
Politics / Re: Former Militant Who Lost His Hand Has A Poultry Business (Photos) by Usjimy(m): 5:16pm On Oct 25, 2017
Lucky to be alive with a 'short sleeve' as a reminder.

Lesson from the creeks.

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Celebrities / Re: I Lost My Virginity At The Age Of 28 - Asa Reveal. by Usjimy(m): 10:59am On Oct 22, 2017
biacan:
So what if you lost yours at 28......what about me wey never loss waiting I go come do

It's either you never reach 13yrs or you're lying

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Health / Re: This Can Only Happen In Nigeria by Usjimy(m): 10:52am On Oct 22, 2017
I just have to praise the surgeon for thinking out of the box to save a life despite the setbacks. We all know the popular thing most hospitals will do is to make a referral even when they(doctors, surgeons) know the patient won't survive an extra minute if not attended to.

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Celebrities / Re: Why We Dumped Tagbo Umeike's Body - Davido's Men Confess by Usjimy(m): 2:27pm On Oct 21, 2017
In Nigeria, the fear of olokpa is the beginning of wisdom.
Run first, if them catch you, you can start explaining. Else, if them catch you for the scene, you go chop unnecessary beating before opportunity to explain if you are the culprit or not.

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Pets / Re: Bomb-sniffing Dog Fired From CIA For Refusing To Sniff Bombs by Usjimy(m): 7:42am On Oct 20, 2017
Dog is tired of sniffing shiit...it wants to eat shiit

Dog don wise up.

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Politics / Re: We Will Soon Tell Nigerians Names Of All Suspected Looters – FG by Usjimy(m): 10:57am On Oct 19, 2017
How soon?

If the list doesn't include 99% of persons engaged by this current administration, forgerrit mehn, it's just a farce.

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Religion / Re: ”How To Identify A Yoruba Demon” Church Program By Harvesters International by Usjimy(m): 10:55am On Oct 19, 2017
By the lines of longitude and latitude passing through their faces...

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Politics / Re: Biafra: IPOB Is Pushing Nnamdi Kanu Into Oblivion by Usjimy(m): 5:36pm On Oct 18, 2017
I thought the wife should be more apprehensive of the situation but rather we have a calm wife enjoying the company of her supposed 'missing' hubby and having a laugh at the ignorance displayed by some bunch of ignoramus.


Quite unfortunate.

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Politics / Re: Monkeypox Scare: Wike Works With IPOB - Rivers APC by Usjimy(m): 5:22pm On Oct 18, 2017
Unfortunately, Nigerian politics is all about arguments. Nothing thrilling about it.

If it isn't your turn to steal, be more ready to counter every statement just to remain relevant for the next poll.

Bunch of clowns.

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Romance / Re: Chilling With My Ex - Photos by Usjimy(m): 5:17pm On Oct 18, 2017
In summary...

You're yet to find suitable replacement for that 'thing'

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Romance / Re: What Is Something You Can Say Both At A Funeral And During Sex? by Usjimy(m): 5:15pm On Oct 18, 2017
Moaning...loud/soft depending on the excitement/pain
Car Talk / Re: Yamaha Future Garage : Futuristic Yamaha Vehicles For 45th Tokyo Motor Show 2017 by Usjimy(m): 5:08pm On Oct 18, 2017
AutoReportNG:
In Asa's voice.. Welcome to the future...

In D'banj's voice...ooshey...

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Car Talk / Re: Yamaha Future Garage : Futuristic Yamaha Vehicles For 45th Tokyo Motor Show 2017 by Usjimy(m): 5:06pm On Oct 18, 2017
Shey the Yamaha MOTOROiD Motorcycle uses android engine ni? Cos I am not understanding.
Politics / Re: Pmb Begins Payment Of Pensions To Biafra Soldiers, Police Officers by Usjimy(m): 4:56pm On Oct 18, 2017
Took quite a while (17yrs) to get them sorted out. It isn't fair oo.
Autos / Re: Toyota Avalon For Sale 380k. In Port Harcourt by Usjimy(m): 9:12am On Oct 02, 2017
maureen44:
Village people, be following person up and down

Lmao
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Usjimy(m): 8:00pm On Sep 26, 2017
Any Land Surveying vacancy?
Crime / Re: EFCC Declares Woman Wanted For N1 Billion Fraud (photo) by Usjimy(m): 7:44pm On Sep 20, 2017
dikeigbo2:








Is this how you passed your exams?

And who is this? angry

Sire, Scan a copy of your best certificate and place here so we compare.

I blame you not. If mtn hadn't made 50mb available for #100, I wouldn't see your kind.

Btw, your dp is cute cool
Romance / Re: Whats Your Take on a Girl That Like Rough Sex. by Usjimy(m): 5:32pm On Sep 20, 2017
Op, this is what I call all round benefit. Mind, Body and Soul.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Speech Is Unpresidential.....aljazera by Usjimy(m): 3:46pm On Sep 20, 2017
madridguy:
PAINED WAILER


CLUELESS zombie

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Crime / Re: EFCC Declares Woman Wanted For N1 Billion Fraud (photo) by Usjimy(m): 3:35pm On Sep 20, 2017
Chill EFCC, that money will more than last her in the hole where she is.

Best scenario, trace her account,

Worst scenario, she used underground osusu instead

Goodluck with the search.

Meanwhile, the comment below...

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