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HARDDON:
Why did u ask d boring question in the first place? Infact all ur statements r wack n boring
kindly save us d stress n go tru d pages. Dont just skim nor scan. READ! We dealt wit starting convo already

ok boss thanks

SIR HARDDON
what is the best illogical reply 2 a lady that ask..

HER:so what do u rily wanna know abt me?


2)does asking a lady 2 b ur frnd aftr complmenting her,sounds needy?
like ex.

ME:.........HOPE we can be frnds


Am counting on u sir

HARDDON:
For a newbie, you did a great job!
confidence is there

You just need to learn how to blend the words. N stop been needy. Be very ready to walk on by when she isnt up to par.

N UNDERSTAND THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE , SHE HAS EVERYTHING TO GAIN!

This is our watchword.

Your first line wud have be superb if you let the endng elicit a response. How did u want her to impress u? What does she have to do? See? It wudvt been more engaging. Eg

".........impress me : what r your still set that should Make me WANO consider ur application? "

See?

SENSE PILL 80: Make open Ended statements, Ask leading on Questions, this makes it fun for ladies to respond easily without monosylables.

Your second line was totally off!
How can u ask an apllicant that hunger is beating if she is interested?

In all u r getting there. Keep praticing like this, soon ud be gud.

Dont eva forget ur aim: u r d boss n giving her an opportunity to wow u n probably ud consider her

Thanks BO$$
I rily appreciate...

Since sh s just lolling
what do u suggest i say nxt to dat my last msg?..
Thanks.

ME: Dis 1 dat u pretended lyk u din see my comment on ur nw pix u uploaded...lyk I told u,am still available..

She rplied
HER: LMAO
That was all 4 dat day,..
The ffg day in d evning I decided 2 chat,..I txt





ME: Hey cutie,..hope u had a great day,I knw uv missed me,but wldnt admit it...
So I check her FB prfil,she stdy law so I decide to tak smtin funy outa it.
I then txt her again

Me: Did I just see law there
Lawyers can Iie for Africa
No wonder!
She rpld

Her:lol
So I rpled her 2day

Me: Common, am not an in-house clown,am a practising Dr.

That ws all, sh hs nt rply...since aftrnoon and we @ nyt now.
So BOSS what did u phantom out or decipher 4rm the chat.
Is it going well,what are my blunders..
Am nt tinking of anytin wit her, I just wana PRACTISE...U made me understand its just a game.

Sir don,
After reading ur book,..it has really change how I feel about myself,my confident level had skyrocketed,though havnt go for any field practise..
So I want to say a Big thank you very much and God blees ya
Below is d chat I engage wit a lady on facebook I tld u abt:
She posted on her FB wall "AM SINGLE"
guys wea commenting she no respond,me just enter and say

ME: U are mine if u can impress me well enough..,!
The nxt she did was

Her:replied with 20 lol smiley(u kno dat laughing symbl na)

Me: U should knw d nxt thin if u re rily interested..chat me up!

Her: God forbid... Abeg, am not desperate

Me: Me eithr,..bt u hv limited time cos entry will soon close...
Her: LMAO.. I wish you luck
That was all for that day.
Guys dea wea saying so many surprise stuff,me no mind.
But I din gv up lyk my BOSS,HARDON will always say.
The fllwg day she uploaded one sexy(kinda hot) pix of hers and wrote #feeling silly..
So i jst tot of 1 of d BOSS punchline,..

ME:u are rily looking hot in dis 1 o,..u took hot pepper ni..

Waited for some minutes,..she din reply,a tot jst cam 2 me dat I shld delit d comment,so I did,dont knw y ethr..
So latr @ nyt I decide 2 try chatting her up on FB messanger....
Dis wea our chats

HARDDON:
It is not everytym we colect numbers. If we are sure of meeting her again, number isnt our first priority rather we boda bout dropping Lines of Note ( LON) for d first two or 3 meetings. Som might just ask for u n0.

The only time we make n0s a priority after dropping LON is if we aint sure we see her again.

N hey, the best time is when d ovation is loudest( her defenses r down), B4 she wakes from d laughter, u got d line, n u gone.

We hv dealt wit diffnt ways of giving out ur n0 or getting hers

thanks.

Ustec:
Hi Don juon pro.
Wan2 rily commend u for d selfless service u provided 2 help shy and nice guys lyk me(zero confidence when it comes 2 women mattr)...all my life hv bn finding the secret bhind dis damn game i find mysterious,..cos i couldnt just hold it no more dos days wen i see guys far below my level banging difrnt babes evry wknd throughout a semestr/holidays....
Am dis handsome but very shy guy dat evry lady i come across always admire me cos i notice dey stare nd check me out evry now and den but my BALLS are no wea 2 b found....i was a total novice in dis mysterious game (it has always bn a mystri 2 m)
Not until i stnmble my myslf ea..sir u hv reveal and explain in evry detail all d secret and mysteries a pickup artist will ask u 1 2 pay for(yea, i was abt thnkn of dat b4 i stumbl ea)

Have bn studying ur book kinly for somdays now and stil studying it lyk a fresher aiming 2 graduate wit a 1st class..but i hv nt gon bynd d mystery stage(approah drill) dea is somtin i stil don undrstnd dea...WEN IS D RIGHT TIME 2 Get d DIGIT?..u din rily talk much on dat sir!

SIR HARDDON
pls help me do justice to it.
Also,i will lyk 2 share a game i just start wit a lady on facebook

Ustec:
Hi Don juon pro.
Wan2 rily commend u for d selfless service u provided 2 help shy and nice guys lyk me(zero confidence when it comes 2 women mattr)...all my life hv bn finding the secret bhind dis damn game i find mysterious,..cos i couldnt just hold it no more dos days wen i see guys far below my level banging difrnt babes evry wknd throughout a semestr/holidays....
Am dis handsome but very shy guy dat evry lady i come across always admire me cos i notice dey stare nd check me out evry now and den but my BALLS are no wea 2 b found....i was a total novice in dis mysterious game (it has always bn a mystri 2 m)
Not until i stnmble my myslf ea..sir u hv reveal and explain in evry detail all d secret and mysteries a pickup artist will ask u 1 2 pay for(yea, i was abt thnkn of dat b4 i stumbl ea)

Have bn studying ur book kinly for somdays now and stil studying it lyk a fresher aiming 2 graduate wit a 1st class..but i hv nt gon bynd d mystery stage(approah drill) dea is somtin i stil don undrstnd dea...WEN IS D RIGHT TIME 2 Get d DIGIT?..u din rily talk much on dat sir!

sir HARDDON,pls help me do justice it.
Also need ur help on a game i just started..

Hi Don juon pro.
Wan2 rily commend u for d selfless service u provided 2 help shy and nice guys lyk me(zero confidence when it comes 2 women mattr)...all my life hv bn finding the secret bhind dis damn game i find mysterious,..cos i couldnt just hold it no more dos days wen i see guys far below my level banging difrnt babes evry wknd throughout a semestr/holidays....
Am dis handsome but very shy guy dat evry lady i come across always admire me cos i notice dey stare nd check me out evry now and den but my BALLS are no wea 2 b found....i was a total novice in dis mysterious game (it has always bn a mystri 2 m)
Not until i stnmble my myslf ea..sir u hv reveal and explain in evry detail all d secret and mysteries a pickup artist will ask u 1 2 pay for(yea, i was abt thnkn of dat b4 i stumbl ea)

Have bn studying ur book kinly for somdays now and stil studying it lyk a fresher aiming 2 graduate wit a 1st class..but i hv nt gon bynd d mystery stage(approah drill) dea is somtin i stil don undrstnd dea...WEN IS D RIGHT TIME 2 Get d DIGIT?..u din rily talk much on dat sir!

Pharaoh9:
The Christian law should be active in the North to protect the Christians there

do we have anything like christian laws....i dont know if they have such courts in countries dominated by christians...sharia law is studied in most universities..never heard of christian law being studied in the universities,.i shake my head for all this secondary school cert. Reps members.

RIP

you are kidding,i gues its one of those Robert mugebe's Joke.

Okin biscuit..!

the story never complete... who are the looters?

Nobody go soon tell am

Blue army

EVEN 'TI MO BA N TA IBON BI VICTOR IKPEBA-olamide

Na wa o...they have never been consistent on the payment date for ones...shey dey wan turn corpers to begrs ni...
9ja sha,.evrtin is just getting worse...
Make dem pay us for ondo state o....gbese don too dey accumulate o...

JideSM:
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GREAT NEWS,...I hope this will help in the fight against money laundering

some people wey no sabi anytin 4 economics and commerce will come and start texting rubbish about monetary policies....

we asked for change, so lets wait and see the effect of those changes 1st...

wetin b d correct answer jare my english scholar,..I wan cram AM entr exam hall ni o

Since the day I watched Akon live in ilorin in the year 2010....@ the ilorin metropolitant square ...that was the day I realiz our 9ja artistes are just waste of money and time to come perform on stage...those @ the show can testify..!
Modified....
yea,..only D'banj performed well in that show....the likes of p-square,9ice,naeto-c,sauce kid,omowumi and the rest na just waste of time..